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'Hamas' Jenkins
02-05-2007, 12:18 PM
Hello All,

With my recent victory as the Planet's most arrogant sonofabitch, and the ever-looming prospect of a Master's Thesis and PhD/job interviews ahead, I feel that it is the right time for me to step down as a poster. This is not necessarily goodbye forever, but it is goodbye for a while.

Therefore, I shall resign my membership effective at noon tomorrow.

As Michael Jordan said during his first retirement speech, and I'm paraphrasing here, I don't know if I have anything left to prove. With my arrogance asserted, and my life very busy, I feel now is the right time to ride off in the sunset on that golden camel.

I wish some of you good luck and sciencespeed, and may god bless Hamasica.

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Douche Baggins
02-05-2007, 12:19 PM
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, n00b.

FAX
02-05-2007, 12:20 PM
Farewell, Mr. 'Hamas' Jenkins.

May the sands of life tickle your toesies.

FAX

NewChief
02-05-2007, 12:26 PM
Good luck with the thesis. Be sure to finish it while you're actually doing the course work for it. Don't drag it out.

patteeu
02-05-2007, 12:26 PM
So you're admitting that you were wrong about everything?

P.S. Good luck with all of your various efforts. May your life be prosperous and may that prosperity knock some friggin sense into your noggin. :p

Bill Parcells
02-05-2007, 12:27 PM
LMAO

Come on Hamas..stick around for your Cardinals!

Fairplay
02-05-2007, 02:50 PM
Hamas come back. Your posts are awesome.

Full of wit, intelligence and humor.

tk13
02-05-2007, 02:52 PM
That's too bad. One less Cardinal fan I can destroy when baseball season comes around.

Donger
02-05-2007, 02:53 PM
Hello All,

With my recent victory as the Planet's most arrogant sonofabitch, and the ever-looming prospect of a Master's Thesis and PhD/job interviews ahead, I feel that it is the right time for me to step down as a poster. This is not necessarily goodbye forever, but it is goodbye for a while.

Therefore, I shall resign my membership effective at noon tomorrow.

As Michael Jordan said during his first retirement speech, and I'm paraphrasing here, I don't know if I have anything left to prove. With my arrogance asserted, and my life very busy, I feel now is the right time to ride off in the sunset on that golden camel.

I wish some of you good luck and sciencespeed, and may god bless Hamasica.

ROFL

Iowanian
02-05-2007, 02:53 PM
Good luck on your book report.

may you be the Federline of your Juco.

Donger
02-05-2007, 02:54 PM
I wish some of you good luck and sciencespeed, and may god bless Hamasica.

Some of us? That's a shame.

Anyway, good luck on your PhD, and finding a job. I will welcome your contribution to the tax base.

ChiefsCountry
02-05-2007, 02:54 PM
That's too bad. One less Cardinal fan I can destroy when baseball season comes around.

My thoughts exactly.

Frazod
02-05-2007, 02:58 PM
That's too bad. One less Cardinal fan I can destroy when baseball season comes around.

That's WORLD CHAMPION CARDINALS to you, biatch. :harumph:

Sully
02-05-2007, 03:03 PM
Gonna miss that guy. I actually enjoyed most of his posts.

Halfcan
02-05-2007, 03:13 PM
I feel like I have lost someone that could have someday been........

Oh nevermind, goodby already-and good luck!

banyon
02-05-2007, 03:22 PM
Come back Shane! :sulk:

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WilliamTheIrish
02-05-2007, 03:31 PM
Hamas, you're one of a kind fo' sho'.

Good luck.

Fairplay
02-05-2007, 03:40 PM
Hamas goes out ala Nixon style. What a class act.
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boogblaster
02-05-2007, 04:01 PM
And too think, he could of been a contender ...

FAX
02-05-2007, 04:07 PM
I miss Mr. 'Hamas' Jenkins already.

He was a great man who kept us humble and freed us from a superfluous life of useless pretense and affectation. Now that he's gone, who will explain to us how stupid and ignorant we are?

FAX

Baby Lee
02-05-2007, 04:11 PM
I miss Mr. 'Hamas' Jenkins already.

He was a great man who kept us humble and freed us from a superfluous life of useless pretense and affectation. Now that he's gone, who will explain to us how stupid and ignorant we are?

FAX
I'm your Huckleberry, you dumb marthafocker!!!

FAX
02-05-2007, 04:12 PM
Why, Mr. Baby Lee. You look like somebody just walked over your grave.

FAX

Adept Havelock
02-05-2007, 04:12 PM
So Long and thanks for all the fish.


May the wave functions collapse in your favor.

Donger
02-05-2007, 04:14 PM
You people are so mean. I'm leaving too.

Baby Lee
02-05-2007, 04:17 PM
Why, Mr. Baby Lee. You look like somebody just walked over your grave.

FAX
You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all.

FAX
02-05-2007, 04:20 PM
You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all.

Poor soul, you were just too high strung.

FAX

Baby Lee
02-05-2007, 04:22 PM
Poor soul, you were just too high strung.

FAX
I think Brick killed a guy. . . . errrrr.

FAX
02-05-2007, 04:25 PM
I think Brick killed a guy. . . . errrrr.

My favorite quote from the movie ...

Jack Johnson: Nobody move!
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.

FAX

Donger
02-05-2007, 04:26 PM
My favorite:

"Yes, it's true You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist."

RJ
02-05-2007, 04:34 PM
So if 'Hamas" is leaving does that mean the runner-up in the most arrogant poll automatically ascends to the top spot? Or is that poll negated and the issue put back in the hands of the voters?

FAX
02-05-2007, 04:35 PM
My favorite:

"Yes, it's true You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist."

ROFL

That one was great, I agree, Mr. Donger. I also like this one a lot ...

Ike Clanton: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

FAX

Donger
02-05-2007, 05:06 PM
ROFL

That one was great, I agree, Mr. Donger. I also like this one a lot ...

Ike Clanton: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

FAX

"That's Latin darlin' Mr. Ringo's apparently an educated man. Now I REALLY hate him."

Donger
04-27-2007, 05:33 PM
Welcome back, Hamas.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-27-2007, 05:34 PM
Welcome back, Hamas.

I can't stay away around draft time. I'll be going on another sabbatical after this weekend, as I have two papers to write over the next two weeks, then a polishing up of the masters thesis.

Donger
04-27-2007, 05:35 PM
I can't stay away around draft time. I'll be going on another sabbatical after this weekend, as I have two papers to write over the next two weeks, then a polishing up of the masters thesis.

Well, we'll keep the light on for you. CP's Most Arrogant Member deserves no less.

Bill Parcells
04-27-2007, 05:37 PM
I can't stay away around draft time. I'll be going on another sabbatical after this weekend, as I have two papers to write over the next two weeks, then a polishing up of the masters thesis.
Welcome back Hamas!

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-27-2007, 05:40 PM
Well, we'll keep the light on for you. CP's Most Arrogant Member deserves no less.

Yeah, he does. :D