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FAX
02-05-2007, 06:16 PM
I'm not sure there is such a thing, but I thought I'd try and find out.

Apparently, Planeteers disagree amongst themselves about Herm, politics, religion, the meaning of life, who makes the best coconut macaroon, a good name for the lounge, and the preferred method for trapping a gorilla. Still, there must be something upon which we can build consensus.

Please post your ideas regarding things you believe that all Planeteers would agree on. Then, we can make a poll or something to find out if it's really true.

Oh, and thanks in advance for agreeing that this is a way cool thread.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost. Sorry if potentially divisive post.

Updated list of items that (potentially) are stuff we can all agree on ...

1. The Raiders suck
2. The Broncos suck
3. The sky is blue (is this true or merely an optical illusion?)
4. Ice is cold (relative to location in the universe?)
5. Phobia has a fat head (confirmed by the man himself)
6. Lamar Hunt >= Leonardo Da Vinci
7. It's important to love your kids
8. There are worse places to get an infection of flesh eating bacteria than your elbow
9. Sometimes when people make stupid decisions, it can be fun to watch
10. Most people can't differentiate between objective truth and subjective truth (I may disagree with this, but I'm unsure.)
11. Elton John is gay
12. Boobies on women are good
13. Some people consider elf bakers that live in damn trees to be hot
14. Terrorists are bad
15. Jack Bauer OWNZ
16. Bryant Gumble is a terrible play-by-play announcer
17. this is post #72
18. chuck norris < tony gonzalez
19. The sun is hot
20. Water is wet... and important for life
21. Pi = 3.14159265 ...
22. Wierd pictograms make sense to some people sometimes
23. Gochiefs needs to get laid
24. Jake Plummer sucks
25. F=MA is a b*tch
26. Triangles are complicated

Buck
02-05-2007, 06:18 PM
Um...Raiders Suck?

FAX
02-05-2007, 06:19 PM
Um...Raiders Suck?

That's a darn good one there, Mr. BuckinKaeding.

Well played.

FAX

Nzoner
02-05-2007, 06:20 PM
Since I think a "real" planeteer should be a Chiefs fan then

1.The Raiders suck
2.The Broncos suck

after that

3.The sky is blue
4.Ice is cold
5.Phobia has a fat head

BIG_DADDY
02-05-2007, 06:20 PM
Good luck with that dude. LMAO

Everyone here isn't even a Chiefs fan. Hell we even got one bitch that switched to being a Raiders fan when Gannon went there.

Adept Havelock
02-05-2007, 06:21 PM
Lamar Hunt >= Leonardo Da Vinci ?

Fairplay
02-05-2007, 06:21 PM
I think we could all agree that the Chiefs winning a superbowl before we get buried 6 feet under would a reasonable point.

KC Dan
02-05-2007, 06:23 PM
Beer is good!

RJ
02-05-2007, 06:24 PM
Um...Raiders Suck?



Problem there is you get the Raiders suck/ Broncos suck crowds going at each other. Also, it should be noted that some of our brethren here are actually fans of those teams and the question as I read it means all planeteers.

How about cheese? I don't know anyone who doesn't like cheese.

FAX
02-05-2007, 06:25 PM
Beer is good!

Generally speaking, I think you're on to something there, Mr. KC Dan.

The "type" of beer notwithstanding, this is likely a winner.

FAX

FAX
02-05-2007, 06:26 PM
Problem there is you get the Raiders suck/ Broncos suck crowds going at each other. Also, it should be noted that some of our brethren here are actually fans of those teams and the question as I read it means all planeteers.

How about cheese? I don't know anyone who doesn't like cheese.

If I'm not mistaken, Mr. RJ. We had someone in the "cheese" thread who indicated they were lactose intolerant, or something.

FAX

big nasty kcnut
02-05-2007, 06:27 PM
That kc got the best bbq anywhere.

acesn8s
02-05-2007, 06:31 PM
I think that we can agree that there is NO way that can't agree on anything.

Buck
02-05-2007, 06:31 PM
Let me ask a quick question, does signing up for Chiefs Planet automatically make you a planeteer? What are the requirements to be a planeteer?

Buck
02-05-2007, 06:31 PM
I think that we can agree that there is NO way that can't agree on anything.

I disagree.

acesn8s
02-05-2007, 06:32 PM
I disagree.
I agree with that.


:banghead: :banghead:

Nzoner
02-05-2007, 06:32 PM
Let me ask a quick question, does signing up for Chiefs Planet automatically make you a planeteer? What are the requirements to be a planeteer?

I'd say so yes,my comment was nothing more than a small play on Carl's comment about being a real fan.

FAX
02-05-2007, 06:34 PM
Let me ask a quick question, does signing up for Chiefs Planet automatically make you a planeteer? What are the requirements to be a planeteer?

I think we can all agree that wacky-ass Dolt fans should not ask questions to which the answers are so patently obvious.

FAX

Braincase
02-05-2007, 06:34 PM
It's important to love your kids.

FAX
02-05-2007, 06:36 PM
It's important to love your kids.

Good one. Writing that one down.

Thanks, Mr. Braincase.

FAX

KC Dan
02-05-2007, 06:36 PM
College is too damn expensive!

Buck
02-05-2007, 06:40 PM
I think we can all agree that wacky-ass Dolt fans should not ask questions to which the answers are so patently obvious.

FAX

I think we can all agree that you either have to call the Chargers the Dolts or the Colts the Dolts, the teams are not interchangable, choose one.

Braincase
02-05-2007, 06:43 PM
Sometimes when people make stupid decisions, it can be fun to watch.

Braincase
02-05-2007, 06:43 PM
Most people can't differentiate between objective truth and subjective truth.

Braincase
02-05-2007, 06:44 PM
Elton John is gay.

Braincase
02-05-2007, 06:45 PM
Boobies on women are good.

Priest4Prez
02-05-2007, 06:45 PM
What about the fact that "Man Law and the beer penalties" were the best Miller Lite commercials ever

Buck
02-05-2007, 06:46 PM
What about the fact that "Man Law and the beer penalties" were the best Miller Lite commercials ever

No

Priest4Prez
02-05-2007, 06:52 PM
then what were they?

CoMoChief
02-05-2007, 06:53 PM
Stacy Keibler is HOT!!!

Priest4Prez
02-05-2007, 06:55 PM
DT deserved to go into the Hall this weekend

milkman
02-05-2007, 06:55 PM
I think we can all agree that this is ChiefsPlanet.

acesn8s
02-05-2007, 06:56 PM
We will get tired of Manning's lovefest.

Priest4Prez
02-05-2007, 06:56 PM
I think we can all agree that this is ChiefsPlanet.
I disagree

Priest4Prez
02-05-2007, 06:57 PM
We all miss crazy coffey?

Donger
02-05-2007, 06:59 PM
You're allowed to sob like a baby when your little girl sings the ABC song over the phone to you when you're traveling.

milkman
02-05-2007, 06:59 PM
I disagree

I knew that was going to happen.

Buck
02-05-2007, 06:59 PM
then what were they?

The best commercials is an oxymoron.

milkman
02-05-2007, 07:00 PM
You're allowed to sob like a baby when your little girl sings the ABC song over the phone to you when you're traveling.

What?

Women are, but come on, be a man.










Oh, I forgot, you're English.
Never mind.

acesn8s
02-05-2007, 07:01 PM
I knew that was going to happen.
Did not

Donger
02-05-2007, 07:01 PM
What?

Women are, but come on, be a man.










Oh, I forgot, you're English.
Never mind.

I'm not English.

And, I managed to restrain myself until she was off the phone.

Priest4Prez
02-05-2007, 07:02 PM
I knew that was going to happen.
heeheehee

milkman
02-05-2007, 07:04 PM
I'm not English.

And, I managed to restrain myself until she was off the phone.

That was manly of you.

SnakeXJones
02-05-2007, 07:05 PM
We can agree on that Jack Harry is a closet homosexual.

milkman
02-05-2007, 07:05 PM
heeheehee


Michael Jackson, is that you?

RJ
02-05-2007, 07:05 PM
You're allowed to sob like a baby when your little girl sings the ABC song over the phone to you when you're traveling.


Agree absolutely.

Priest4Prez
02-05-2007, 07:05 PM
I'm not English.

And, I managed to restrain myself until she was off the phone.
We are all too lazy to look up latitude and longitude?

HemiEd
02-05-2007, 07:06 PM
That was manly of you.

was not.

milkman
02-05-2007, 07:06 PM
We can agree on that Jack Harry is a closet homosexual.

I have never seen or heard Jack Harry, so I can't agree to that.

Priest4Prez
02-05-2007, 07:06 PM
Michael Jackson, is that you?
I prefer Frank the Tank, thank you very much

Donger
02-05-2007, 07:07 PM
That was manly of you.

Thanks. I was pretty proud of myself.

Donger
02-05-2007, 07:07 PM
We are all too lazy to look up latitude and longitude?

How would I know the answer to that?

Donger
02-05-2007, 07:08 PM
Michael Jackson, is that you?

ROFL

milkman
02-05-2007, 07:08 PM
I prefer Frank the Tank, thank you very much

I'm assuming that Frank the Tank is a young boy then, Mike.

RJ
02-05-2007, 07:08 PM
You're allowed to sob like a baby when your little girl sings the ABC song over the phone to you when you're traveling.


Any guy who would disagree is probably a little insecure in his manhood. But what the hell, disagreement is what this thread is all about, though in an agreeable way, of course.

Priest4Prez
02-05-2007, 07:09 PM
I'm assuming that Frank the Tank is a young boy then, Mike.
Have you ever heard the Mike Jackson thing on Jim Rome?

Adept Havelock
02-05-2007, 07:10 PM
Stacy Keibler is HOT!!!


Dude...no elf baker that lives in a damn tree can be considered hot. :p

milkman
02-05-2007, 07:13 PM
Have you ever heard the Mike Jackson thing on Jim Rome?

I have, but it's been sometime since, so I can't say I follow where you're going with this.

milkman
02-05-2007, 07:14 PM
Dude...no elf baker that lives in a damn tree can be considered hot. :p

Sure they can, by a certain type.

NTTATWWT

Priest4Prez
02-05-2007, 07:18 PM
I have, but it's been sometime since, so I can't say I follow where you're going with this.
It was about the time where the figured out that M. Caulkin and his little friends were in this club with MJ called the Apple Club.

Donger
02-05-2007, 07:21 PM
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Nzoner
02-05-2007, 07:22 PM
Boobies on women are good.

I was going to say sex is good but then remembered Go Chiefs was on here

Priest4Prez
02-05-2007, 07:22 PM
ROFL

milkman
02-05-2007, 07:28 PM
I was going to say sex is good but then remembered Go Chiefs was on here

We can all agree that GoChiefs is a meetpeaker.

FAX
02-05-2007, 07:57 PM
So far, it looks like these are the items that (potentially) are stuff we can all agree on ...

1. The Raiders suck
2. The Broncos suck
3. The sky is blue
4. Ice is cold (?)
5. Phobia has a fat head
6. Lamar Hunt >= Leonardo Da Vinci
7. Beer is good
8. It's important to love your kids
9. There are worse places to get an infection of flesh eating bacteria than your elbow
10. Sometimes when people make stupid decisions, it can be fun to watch
11. Most people can't differentiate between objective truth and subjective truth (I may disagree with this, but I'm unsure.)
12. Elton John is gay
13. Boobies on women are good
14. Some people consider elf bakers that live in damn trees to be hot

Anybody disagree with any of this?

FAX

Count Alex's Wins
02-05-2007, 08:00 PM
I disagree with #8.

Tribal Warfare
02-05-2007, 08:10 PM
Jack Bauer OWNZ, and terrorists are bad

RJ
02-05-2007, 08:13 PM
Elton John wrote some really cool music back in the 70's. Is it possible that he's simply misguided?

Count Alex's Wins
02-05-2007, 08:20 PM
He's definitely gay, but sometimes you have to suck a little cock to realize your potential.

noa
02-05-2007, 08:22 PM
Bryant Gumble is a terrible play-by-play announcer

FAX
02-05-2007, 08:37 PM
I'm not completely sure about number 4, now. With all respect to Mr. Nzoner, if you were on a planet that had an average temperature of 38 degrees Kelvin, water ice would, by contrast, seem quite hot.

So, either this item requires further detail, or is, unfortunately, false.

FAX

Baconeater
02-05-2007, 08:40 PM
I think we can all agree this is post #72.

Buck
02-05-2007, 08:42 PM
I think we can all agree this is one of the craziest things I've ever seen.

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Seriously watch this video, it might take a minute to get interesting, but WOW.

cdcox
02-05-2007, 08:48 PM
I think we can all agree this is post #73.

Not any more we can't.

cdcox
02-05-2007, 08:50 PM
At the risk of repeating myself, I diagree with #10.

As a replacement I would like to offer:

"There are worse places to get an infection of a flesh eating bacteria than your elbow."

88TG88
02-05-2007, 08:51 PM
chuck norris < tony gonzalez

Baconeater
02-05-2007, 08:51 PM
Not any more we can't.
What?

FAX
02-05-2007, 08:52 PM
At the risk of repeating myself, I diagree with #10.

As a replacement I would like to offer:

"There are worse places to get an infection of a flesh eating bacteria than your elbow."

Due to a disagreement, we eliminated #8 thus, in one fell swoop, moving the contested item #10 into the #9 slot which was replaced with your suggestion, Mr. cdcox.

FAX

cdcox
02-05-2007, 08:54 PM
What?

Well, now that you edited your previous opinion, which was grossly in error, I agree with you.

angel
02-05-2007, 09:22 PM
Priest Holmes is awesome.


The Earth is round.


The sun is hot.


Food is good... and necessary.


Water is wet... and important for life.


That which goes up, must come down. (On Earth, at least)


Pluto is no longer a planet.


Ducks have feathers.


The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.


Pie is good.


Pi = 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79
8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609. ..

Direckshun
02-05-2007, 09:26 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/9/e/0/9e06e49b9eb143aa160e635ecdd0e0ca.png

plbrdude
02-05-2007, 09:28 PM
He's definitely gay, but sometimes you have to suck a little cock to realize your potential.



speaking from experience?????????

Count Alex's Wins
02-05-2007, 09:33 PM
speaking from experience?????????

Sure. I do what I can to help struggling women.

Frazod
02-05-2007, 09:34 PM
I think we can all agree that Gochiefs needs to get laid.

By what, of course, is a matter of conjecture. :hmmm:

cdcox
02-05-2007, 09:52 PM
Priest Holmes is awesome.


The Earth is round.


The sun is hot.


Food is good... and necessary.


Water is wet... and important for life.


That which goes up, must come down. (On Earth, at least)


Pluto is no longer a planet.


Ducks have feathers.


The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.


Pie is good.


Pi = 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79
8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609. ..

The earth is only approximately round. More like a squashed egg.

The following is not true, in general:

"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."

Perhaps you are thinking of the Pythagorean theorm which states:

"In any right triangle, the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse (the side of a right triangle opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of areas of the squares whose sides are the two legs (i.e. the two sides other than the hypotenuse)."

Phobia
02-05-2007, 09:53 PM
I do have a fat head. That's true.

dj56dt58
02-05-2007, 09:59 PM
I think we can all agree that Jake Plummer sucks...even Donkey fans will attest to that

Donger
02-05-2007, 10:00 PM
Newton's Second Law of Motion.

F=MA is a b*tch.

I saw an example of that little gem a few hours ago. Poor loud neighbor.

FAX
02-05-2007, 10:15 PM
The Earth is round claim has, apparently, been successfully refuted. I would submit that not all food is good. Baby ducks have fuzzy down - not feathers. The various NASA exploration spacecraft go up but never come down. Some pie sucks. I thought the Pluto question was unresolved. Does anyone have any information on this? Who knows what all this triangle talk is about?

FAX

milkman
02-05-2007, 10:19 PM
The Earth is round claim has, apparently, been successfully refuted. I would submit that not all food is good. Baby ducks have fuzzy down - not feathers. The various NASA exploration spacecraft go up but never come down. Some pie sucks. I thought the Pluto question was unresolved. Does anyone have any information on this? Who knows what all this triangle talk is about?

FAX

I don't think the discussion on triangles has any point.

FAX
02-05-2007, 10:20 PM
I don't think the discussion on triangles has any point.

My feeling exactly, Mr. milkman. They're just talking in circles.

FAX

mississippichiefan
02-05-2007, 10:34 PM
Beer is good!


No , can't agree with that , Beer and all other alcohol are bad , so on ot something else .

Halfcan
02-05-2007, 10:46 PM
I think we can agree-everybody loves you.

Halfcan
02-05-2007, 10:50 PM
Hugs are nice if they are the done with the right tempo. Grab, hug, hold for 3-5 seconds, give an extra little squeeze-or pick them up off the ground if you are a guy, let go while giving them a pat on the back.

If its too short-it feels insincere.

If the hug is too long it feels uncomfortable and kind of creepy. Nothing worse than a long hug.

I think we can agree on that.

boogblaster
02-05-2007, 11:24 PM
Lets go with, Redrum has a mother fetish...

KC Dan
02-06-2007, 12:36 AM
No , can't agree with that , Beer and all other alcohol are bad , so on ot something else .
Drunk...

shrek6849
02-06-2007, 12:39 AM
Eating Taco Bell can/will give you the runs at least 50% of the time.

luv
02-06-2007, 12:50 AM
Eating Taco Bell can/will give you the runs at least 50% of the time.
Never has me.

Ari Chi3fs
02-06-2007, 12:56 AM
I think we can all agree that Britney Spears was Way Hotter before KFed.

I think we can all agree that the Chiefs winning the Superbowl would have been better than Indy.

Halfcan
02-06-2007, 01:53 AM
I think any sane person can agree Rush is by far the best band ever!









Sorry had to do it-lol

Chiefs_Fan
02-06-2007, 07:48 AM
The off season is long and sucks!

HonestChieffan
02-06-2007, 08:39 AM
Mr Fax,

Please include "The moon never looks the same two nights in a row".

HonestChieffan
02-06-2007, 08:40 AM
Bad Beer when there is no better alternative is good beer

boogblaster
02-06-2007, 08:42 AM
It's hard in the NFL.. It's hard ...

HonestChieffan
02-06-2007, 09:02 AM
Triangle talk is pointless

Rooster
02-06-2007, 09:16 AM
I think that we can agree that anti-freeze will take care of most any household pest.

FishingRod
02-06-2007, 09:35 AM
# 27

Bob Dole Naked = Blind Children

Chief Chief
02-06-2007, 10:38 AM
$hit happens.

StcChief
02-06-2007, 12:52 PM
The main forum name changes on a whim....

Sully
02-06-2007, 12:53 PM
Mile High Mania needs a new dog.

Redrum_69
02-06-2007, 12:58 PM
Mr Fax,

Please include "The moon never looks the same two nights in a row".


Thats true...it depends on what color of panties your mom is wearing...and whether or not she is bent over the couch or chair

Priest4Prez
02-06-2007, 04:51 PM
That wearing diapers on a 900 mile trip to eliminate rest stops is a bad idea

Rain Man
02-06-2007, 04:56 PM
I think we can all agree that there is no topic on which everyone will agree.

HonestChieffan
02-06-2007, 04:58 PM
I think we can all agree that there is no topic on which everyone will agree.


Foofyassed mamby pamby.

Rain Man
02-06-2007, 05:22 PM
Foofyassed mamby pamby.

I disagree.

HonestChieffan
02-06-2007, 05:23 PM
I disagree.


I agree with your disagreement. Thank you.

Rain Man
02-06-2007, 07:28 PM
I agree with your disagreement. Thank you.

Per my theory, I don't think you can do that.