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pr_capone
02-05-2007, 07:11 PM
With the way the guy played yesterday, I felt the need to repost this. :D

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Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? **** it. I'm throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But **** that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm ****ing Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? **** that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is ****ing football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She ****ing wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt ****ing great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the ****ing eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am ****ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I ****. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.

unothadeal
02-05-2007, 07:14 PM
I was offended by your language

kcfanintitanhell
02-05-2007, 07:17 PM
I was offended by your language

You're offended by asterisks? Wow! I just do** k*** how to respon** to that.

Simply Red
02-05-2007, 07:17 PM
Is this some sort of sick joke?

HMc
02-05-2007, 07:38 PM
you're trying too hard.

pr_capone
02-05-2007, 07:41 PM
you're trying too hard.

I didnt write this. I thought it was amusing when I read it here a few months ago ans I posted it again after last nights perfomance.

Count Alex's Losses
02-05-2007, 07:42 PM
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9580/avatar69967ou8pq8xi9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Baconeater
02-05-2007, 08:02 PM
I didnt write this. I thought it was amusing when I read it here a few months ago ans I posted it again after last nights perfomance.
Well, in that case...




REPOST!!!!!!!!!1

pr_capone
02-05-2007, 08:05 PM
Well, in that case...




REPOST!!!!!!!!!1
:$2500:

Baconeater
02-05-2007, 08:12 PM
:$2500:
Honesty isn't always the best policy.

Ultra Peanut
02-05-2007, 08:55 PM
You've gotta unleash the dragon.

Count Alex's Losses
02-05-2007, 08:56 PM
UP YOUR ASS TRANNY

Pants
02-05-2007, 08:56 PM
UP YOUR ASS TRANNY

UP had that avatar before you even knew it existed, dumbass.

Ultra Peanut
02-05-2007, 08:56 PM
Is this some sort of sick joke?Sexy rexy is not one for buffoonery.

Count Alex's Losses
02-05-2007, 08:58 PM
BULLSHIT BITCH YOU'RE NOT ESCAPING THIS TIME!!

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6625/rexhk4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ultra Peanut
02-05-2007, 09:00 PM
UP YOUR ASS TRANNYI'll probably have a new cooter and actually use it before you ever get any.

BULLSHIT BITCH YOU'RE NOT ESCAPING THIS TIME!!Those exclamation points weren't sarcastic at all.

Pants
02-05-2007, 09:01 PM
BULLSHIT BITCH YOU'RE NOT ESCAPING THIS TIME!!

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6625/rexhk4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

You're the bitch, bitch. And a dumbass.

siberian khatru
02-05-2007, 09:13 PM
I'll probably have a new cooter and actually use it before you ever get any.



ROFL

Reminds me of one my favorite lines from "Car Wash." Transvestite Antonio Fargas tells someone "I'm more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get."

Halfcan
02-05-2007, 10:30 PM
Yes Rex was aweful-but the Bears D played soft and 50 yards back. They refused to blitz or take away the run.

Benson sucked as well-what a terrible pick that was.

SPchief
02-05-2007, 10:32 PM
I'll probably have a new cooter and actually use it before you ever get any.

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LMAO LMAO