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Chief Henry
02-07-2007, 08:18 AM
Do you know what this brutal disease is ?

Fairplay
02-07-2007, 08:22 AM
Only on Monday and Thursday.

Chief Henry
02-07-2007, 08:23 AM
This disease is affecting Millions of people.

BigRedChief
02-07-2007, 08:23 AM
I was cured. Bless the Lord and Jesus.

Chief Henry
02-07-2007, 08:25 AM
I was cured. Bless the Lord and Jesus.


I'm thankful that I don't have any of the symptoms :harumph:

Count Alex's Losses
02-07-2007, 08:26 AM
Only on Monday and Thursday.

You're gay on Monday and Thursday? That's convenient.

Chief Henry
02-07-2007, 08:30 AM
You're gay on Monday and Thursday? That's convenient.


You know, only 1/3 of the people actually ever get cured of this !

Chief Henry
02-07-2007, 08:30 AM
By the way, this SSAD is pronounced {sa-sad}...

Phobia
02-07-2007, 08:31 AM
I wanted the disease but was unable to get up for it.

Chief Henry
02-07-2007, 08:32 AM
I wanted the disease but was unable to get up for it.


Your cured from it then ?

BigRedChief
02-07-2007, 08:34 AM
You know, only 1/3 of the people actually ever get cured of this !
Well thats what you get when the drug companies are not involved. If they could make a pill for the cure we would have 100% of the people cured from this tragic disease.

King_Chief_Fan
02-07-2007, 08:34 AM
You're gay on Monday and Thursday? That's convenient.

Tell us how it is being that way seven days a week.

How is the snickers bar?

Chief Henry
02-07-2007, 08:36 AM
Well thats what you get when the drug companies are not involved. If they could make a pill for the cure we would have 100% of the people cured from this tragic disease.


The drug companies are being paid off by Big Religion :p

BigRedChief
02-07-2007, 08:38 AM
The drug companies are being paid off by Big Religion :p
Big Religion? I thought we were talking about Southern Softball players that are deaf.
http://www.ssad.net/home.htm

Phobia
02-07-2007, 08:41 AM
Your cured from it then ?

Never had it. Sorry, you'll have to find another partner.

Fish
02-07-2007, 08:44 AM
What the shit?? This is serious?

http://www.narth.com/docs/ssad.html

Weak masculine identity is easily identified and, in my clinical experience, is the major cause of SSAD in men. Surprisingly, it can be an outgrowth of weak eye-hand coordination which results in an inability to play sports well. This condition is usually accompanied by severe peer rejection. In a sports-oriented culture such as our own, if a young boy is unable to throw, catch, or kick a ball, he is likely to be excluded, isolated, and ridiculed. Continued rejection can be a major source of conflict for a child and teenager. In an attempt to overcome feelings of loneliness and inadequacy, he may spend more time on academic studies or fostering comfortable friendships with girls. The "sports wound" will negatively affect the boy's image of himself, his relationships with peers, his gender identity, and his body image. His negative view of his masculinity and his loneliness can lead him to crave the masculinity of his male peers.

So when your son says he'd rather be in the drama club than try for the football team... you should promptly kick his ass and force him to do it..... got it....

KC Kings
02-07-2007, 08:45 AM
By the way, this SSAD is pronounced {sa-sad}...
That's funny. I have heard it pronounced with a 'th' in place of the ss, for a thad.

RockChalk
02-07-2007, 09:15 AM
glad to know that there are another planeteers who watch Boston Legal

Count Alex's Losses
02-07-2007, 09:31 AM
Tell us how it is being that way seven days a week.


Massive inconvenience. Taking cocks up at the ass unexpectedly is a real hassle, epecially when I'm trying to sleep.

Iowanian
02-07-2007, 09:35 AM
Is that the "Seasonal disorder"?

If so....hell yes. My mama said since I was a little kid that I ran on Solar Power, and that I always got grouchy in Jan-Feb from being too couped up. I catch myself pacing around the house.....when its this cold, my only defense lately seems to be to go into some lazy hybernation mode....

I am going to start going to some outdoor 3D shoots and she's working on a "To Do" list that will probably motivate me until its Shed hunting time.....which will tide me over until Fishing.


If its not that, or oversized genitals....then no, I don't have it.

chagrin
02-07-2007, 09:37 AM
You're gay on Monday and Thursday? That's convenient for me, since I have the rest of the week covered .


FYP

Chief Henry
02-07-2007, 09:43 AM
Is that the "Seasonal disorder"?

If so....hell yes. My mama said since I was a little kid that I ran on Solar Power, and that I always got grouchy in Jan-Feb from being too couped up. I catch myself pacing around the house.....when its this cold, my only defense lately seems to be to go into some lazy hybernation mode....

I am going to start going to some outdoor 3D shoots and she's working on a "To Do" list that will probably motivate me until its Shed hunting time.....which will tide me over until Fishing.


If its not that, or oversized genitals....then no, I don't have it.


Same
Sex
Attraction
Disorder


Does this discribe you ?

Chief Henry
02-07-2007, 09:45 AM
glad to know that there are another planeteers who watch Boston Legal


I got home last night about 8:30 and realized I could catch
Denny Crane on ABC. I don't get to watch it all the time, but when i do
watch it I'm always laughing at the show. Denny Crane and Al Bundy
are two of my favorite TV Characters of all time.

boogblaster
02-07-2007, 09:46 AM
Im never leaving the house again, thats shit is contagious...

RockChalk
02-07-2007, 09:48 AM
I got home last night about 8:30 and realized I could catch
Denny Crane on ABC. I don't get to watch it all the time, but when i do
watch it I'm always laughing at the show. Denny Crane and Al Bundy
are two of my favorite TV Charecters of all time.


great show. he and Alan Shore are fantastic

Iowanian
02-07-2007, 09:50 AM
Same
Sex
Attraction
Disorder


Does this discribe you ?

If you're asking me if I have a hankerin' for skin pickles....then the answer would be a firm "no."

I do have an affliction, but I'm not going to be seeking intervention anytime soon.

"I'm Iowanian, and I'm a Vagi-holic."

Bearcat
02-07-2007, 09:51 AM
My system analysis and design is very structured, and I'm proud of it, damnit.

Chief Henry
02-07-2007, 09:57 AM
If you're asking me if I have a hankerin' for skin pickles....then the answer would be a firm "no."

I do have an affliction, but I'm not going to be seeking intervention anytime soon.

"I'm Iowanian, and I'm a Vagi-holic."




You were a wrestler at one time :p

ROYC75
02-07-2007, 10:13 AM
Same Sex Attraction Disorder ?

Southern Softball Assoc. of the Deaf ?

SSAD in computer terms ?


What you mean Chief Henry ?

BigRedChief
02-07-2007, 10:17 AM
I got home last night about 8:30 and realized I could catch
Denny Crane on ABC. I don't get to watch it all the time, but when i do
watch it I'm always laughing at the show. Denny Crane and Al Bundy
are two of my favorite TV Characters of all time.
Last weeks show was the best of all time. Denny Crane is one of the funniest charecters on TV.

Chief Henry
02-07-2007, 10:24 AM
Same Sex Attraction Disorder ?

Southern Softball Assoc. of the Deaf ?

SSAD in computer terms ?


What you mean Chief Henry ?



Last night on the TV show "Boston Legal". This old guy that was
still a JUDGE filed a lawsuit against some religious affiliation. This old judge had paid $40,000 over the last year to cure him of this SSAD.
This religious affilition clinic claimed they could cure this judge of SSAD.
The judge wanted his money back. He won. The judge was gay.
Through out the show the judge was caught "checking out" guys ass's.

I forget the old judge's name but I did recognize him from the OLD TV
Show called "laugh in"...

Chief Henry
02-07-2007, 10:24 AM
Last weeks show was the best of all time. Denny Crane is one of the funniest charecters on TV.


What was it about ?

RockChalk
02-07-2007, 10:37 AM
Last night on the TV show "Boston Legal". This old guy that was
still a JUDGE filed a lawsuit against some religious affiliation. This old judge had paid $40,000 over the last year to cure him of this SSAD.
This religious affilition clinic claimed they could cure this judge of SSAD.
The judge wanted his money back. He won. The judge was gay.
Through out the show the judge was caught "checking out" guys ass's.

I forget the old judge's name but I did recognize him from the OLD TV
Show called "laugh in"...

he's also the doctor in The Burbs

HarryParatestes
02-07-2007, 12:05 PM
Hummm GRob must be a carrier.

That sounds like every defense he's ever fielded.