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pak1983
02-07-2007, 03:54 PM
Don't ask me how it works but this is crazy.

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Redrum_69
02-07-2007, 03:56 PM
S T F U....S T F U....S T F U

Rooster
02-07-2007, 03:57 PM
Don't ask me how it works but this is crazy.

www.phonetrace.org

How about a NSFW dickweed.... :mad:

Saulbadguy
02-07-2007, 04:00 PM
Worked for me! Thanks!

Mile High Mania
02-07-2007, 04:01 PM
Hmmm... was about to click it, why is it NSFW?

Brock
02-07-2007, 04:02 PM
Hmmm... was about to click it, why is it NSFW?

do not click.

dirk digler
02-07-2007, 04:02 PM
Hmmm... was about to click it, why is it NSFW?

Don't click on it it is definitely NSFW

Iowanian
02-07-2007, 04:03 PM
Pak is an asspipe. At least a bag of the contents of one.

BIG_DADDY
02-07-2007, 04:03 PM
Worked for me! Thanks!

Probably figured it might. LMAO

BigRedChief
02-07-2007, 04:03 PM
Don't ask me how it works but this is crazy.

www.phonetrace.org (http://www.phonetrace.org)
Lack of a NSFW is a big social no-no on the Planet. Why did you do that?

FAX
02-07-2007, 04:03 PM
Man. NSFW is right. NSFFAE is more like it.

FAX

dirk digler
02-07-2007, 04:05 PM
Lack of a NSFW is a big social no-no on the Planet. Why did you do that?

Do you really need to ask?

Pitt Gorilla
02-07-2007, 04:11 PM
Probably figured it might. LMAO
ROFL

BigRedChief
02-07-2007, 04:12 PM
Pak is an asspipe. At least a bag of the contents of one.
This might warrant a temp banning?:hmmm:

pak1983
02-07-2007, 04:15 PM
sorry guys. I accidently opened it at work too. the reaction you get out of people is great. I bet you've never closed a window faster.

Direckshun
02-07-2007, 04:15 PM
I have yet to hear what that website is.

Not touching it, though.

Iowanian
02-07-2007, 04:16 PM
Until you get someone fired, you ignorant toilet splatter.

You're the Typhoon Diarhea in the White pants of Chiefsplanet.

Baby Lee
02-07-2007, 04:18 PM
I have yet to hear what that website is.

Not touching it, though.
If I recall, this is a cite that purports to allow you to track anyone w/GPS by their cell phone #, when you enter anything, it proceeds to a video of some dude blowing himself.

Can we have a mod re-title the thread to represent to true content?

Rooster
02-07-2007, 04:19 PM
You're the Typhoon Diarhea in the White pants of Chiefsplanet.

:clap: ROFL

Eric
02-07-2007, 04:21 PM
Should we kill pak1983 since he cant get banned?

BigRedChief
02-07-2007, 04:23 PM
to clear the palette.......pic of Tony G at the Super Bowl
http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0702/gallery.nfl.celebs/images/Ocean_07(3).jpg

Fish
02-07-2007, 04:25 PM
If I recall, this is a cite that purports to allow you to track anyone w/GPS by their cell phone #, when you enter anything, it proceeds to a video of some dude blowing himself.

There is also a variation where it's gay sex with one guy doing a helicopter impersonation... either way, don't click it...

J Diddy
02-07-2007, 04:25 PM
If I recall, this is a cite that purports to allow you to track anyone w/GPS by their cell phone #, when you enter anything, it proceeds to a video of some dude blowing himself.

Can we have a mod re-title the thread to represent to true content?

yep it's gay porn

SPchief
02-07-2007, 04:28 PM
How is this not a bannable offense?

Baby Lee
02-07-2007, 04:32 PM
How is this not a bannable offense?
We're still reeling from the fallout from the Snickers ultimatum.

Redrum_69
02-07-2007, 04:32 PM
Should we kill pak1983 since he cant get banned?



If that were possible, youd been a casualty before your moms egg got gangbanged by all the homeless peoples loads

pak1983
02-07-2007, 04:37 PM
Until you get someone fired, you ignorant toilet splatter.

You're the Typhoon Diarhea in the White pants of Chiefsplanet.

and it would be my fault for getting someone fired for surfing the net? I'm pretty sure that if your company saw the content of cp you would be introuble regardless you stupid ****. so if your that worried about getting fired for something like this then do your ****ing job you stupid asshole and get the **** of cp BITCH!

Redrum_69
02-07-2007, 04:39 PM
and it would be my fault for getting someone fired for surfing the net? I'm pretty sure that if your company saw the content of cp you would be introuble regardless you stupid ****. so if your that worried about getting fired for something like this then do your ****ing job you stupid asshole and get the **** of cp BITCH!



Your suiting up to be a prime target of the neg rep conspiracy

HemiEd
02-07-2007, 04:39 PM
do not click.

I am still a n00b, but I know not to click on anything he links. :rolleyes:

Baby Lee
02-07-2007, 04:41 PM
and it would be my fault for getting someone fired for surfing the net? I'm pretty sure that if your company saw the content of cp you would be introuble regardless you stupid ****. so if your that worried about getting fired for something like this then do your ****ing job you stupid asshole and get the **** of cp BITCH!
You have the brainpower of rexjake engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation to a spread on the new GMC Yukon Denali.

FAX
02-07-2007, 04:43 PM
I suppose it's possible that, in Mr. Pak1983's world, those images are entirely normal.

FAX

Frazod
02-07-2007, 04:59 PM
How is this not a bannable offense?
I've wondered for months why this shitstain hasn't been banned. Apparently the mods take pity on him/her/it. :shake:

vincent
02-07-2007, 04:59 PM
and it would be my fault for getting someone fired for surfing the net? I'm pretty sure that if your company saw the content of cp you would be introuble regardless you stupid ****. so if your that worried about getting fired for something like this then do your ****ing job you stupid asshole and get the **** of cp BITCH!

There is a big difference in surfing the web at work, and being tricked into opening some pervert's MISLABELED Idea of a sick joke.

FAX
02-07-2007, 05:02 PM
I've wondered for months why this shitstain hasn't been banned. Apparently the mods take pity on him/her/it. :shake:

I wondered about that too, Mr. frazod. We have the greatest and most fabulous and most intelligent mods in the known universe, but I wish I knew what the rules were. Are there any?

I'd like to push the envelope.

FAX

88TG88
02-07-2007, 05:07 PM
unfortuantely this is a repost. ppl keep posting it but im NOT going to open it

ChiefFan31
02-07-2007, 05:10 PM
Wow, thank God I am not at work. That could have been bad.

Dartgod
02-07-2007, 05:19 PM
and it would be my fault for getting someone fired for surfing the net? I'm pretty sure that if your company saw the content of cp you would be introuble regardless you stupid ****. so if your that worried about getting fired for something like this then do your ****ing job you stupid asshole and get the **** of cp BITCH!The link was bad enough, but this response should definitely get this douchebag banned. I don't understand why he hasn't yet.

If I had my finger on the switch, he'd have been gone long ago.

Bwana
02-07-2007, 05:29 PM
****en dipshit.

pak1983
02-07-2007, 05:52 PM
more than half of the content on this site is not work safe. if you decide to go to a bulletin board on a work cpu you are asking for it from the get. even a post that starts out on a honest work safe topic will endup with plenty of offensive posts. dont even give me that bullshit.

Baby Lee
02-07-2007, 05:55 PM
TECHNOLOGY, TECHNOLOGY, TECHNOLOGY
Paaaaak loves technology,
Especially when ghey pron is part of technology.

Dartgod
02-07-2007, 05:59 PM
more than half of the content on this site is not work safe. if you decide to go to a bulletin board on a work cpu you are asking for it from the get. even a post that starts out on a honest work safe topic will endup with plenty of offensive posts. dont even give me that bullshit.
Posting links to porn, without labeling it porn or NSFW is frowned upon...or worse.

****ing ban this tard if he does not get it.

Fish
02-07-2007, 06:00 PM
more than half of the content on this site is not work safe. if you decide to go to a bulletin board on a work cpu you are asking for it from the get. even a post that starts out on a honest work safe topic will endup with plenty of offensive posts. dont even give me that bullshit.

There's a difference between the average "f_c_ that sh_t" quote in the middle of the thread and blatently misleading people into clicking something that brings up full screen porn with blaring music.

Dipshit...

pak1983
02-07-2007, 06:06 PM
you have to admit though, its pretty funny. sorry if i caused any of you trouble. somebody sent me the link while i was at work and they were unaware of the content and i clicked it and i was pretty mad but had to laugh at the same time. LIKE A RECORD BABY!

FAX
02-07-2007, 06:11 PM
How old are you, Mr. Pak1983? Just out of curiosity.

FAX

pak1983
02-07-2007, 06:13 PM
23 why?

SPchief
02-07-2007, 06:15 PM
you have to admit though, its pretty funny. sorry if i caused any of you trouble. somebody sent me the link while i was at work and they were unaware of the content and i clicked it and i was pretty mad but had to laugh at the same time. LIKE A RECORD BABY!



If looking at gay porn is your thing the by all means keep looking at it. But don't put a link to it without telling people that it's NSFW

FAX
02-07-2007, 06:17 PM
23 why?

Just curious, Mr. Pak1983. Honestly, I'm just trying to get a handle on your perspective regarding this thread and the resulting opinions.

It seems as if you don't care if or how the post affected other Planeteers. I thought age might have something to do with it. Apparently not, though. 23 is more than old enough to have developed a sense of empathy and consideration for others.

Are you related to one of the mods?

FAX

Dartgod
02-07-2007, 06:26 PM
Are you related to one of the mods?

FAX
He must be. Anyone else would have been banned by now. I don't understand why he hasn't.

Phobia
02-07-2007, 06:35 PM
Apparently not, though. 23 is more than old enough to have developed a sense of empathy and consideration for others.

I love your ability to trash somebody politely. I used to have that skill. Somehow I've lost it. Can you help me locate it again?

FAX
02-07-2007, 06:42 PM
I love your ability to trash somebody politely. I used to have that skill. Somehow I've lost it. Can you help me locate it again?

As you are one of my favorite posters and an undisputed internet icon, I assure you that I am more than pleased to help in any way I can, Mr. Phobia. My standard charge for assisting in the location of misplaced polite trashing skills is $500.

In advance.

FAX

Phobia
02-07-2007, 06:45 PM
Oh, well I'm due a fair sum of money by month's end - it's a sure thing too. I'll mail a check then. In the meantime, feel free just give me a few hints.

FAX
02-07-2007, 06:48 PM
Oh, well I'm due a fair sum of money by month's end - it's a sure thing too. I'll mail a check then. In the meantime, feel free just give me a few hints.

OK, then. I trust you implicitly.

Let's begin by selecting a poster whom you wish to trash, Mr. Phobia. Remember, this is just practice and not real, so just pick someone randomly. You know, out of thin air. Could be anybody. I suggest Mr. Rain Man.

FAX

Phobia
02-07-2007, 06:52 PM
Okay, it's Rain Man.

Rain Man, you have a lucious gleaming dome and a WILF.

How was that?

FAX
02-07-2007, 07:01 PM
Okay, it's Rain Man.

Rain Man, you have a lucious gleaming dome and a WILF.

How was that?

Excellent, Mr. Phobia. Great job.

However, it's a little straightforward. You might try the third person approach. For example, compare Mr. Rain Man's head to something like the lustrous and glossy skin of an extraterrestrial with a silicon-based composition and crystalline morphology from a culture which has no understanding or knowledge of hair in any form. Try posing this statement as a compliment.

FAX

Phobia
02-07-2007, 07:06 PM
Mr. Rainman,

Your dapper dome is like the lustrous and glossy skin of an extraterrestrial with a silicon-based composition and crystalline morphology from a culture which has no understanding or knowledge of hair in any form. Many men are envious, including me.

Do you think he'll buy the blatant lie in the final sentence?

FAX
02-07-2007, 07:11 PM
Mr. Rainman,

Your dapper dome is like the lustrous and glossy skin of an extraterrestrial with a silicon-based composition and crystalline morphology from a culture which has no understanding or knowledge of hair in any form. Many men are envious, including me.

Do you think he'll buy the blatant lie in the final sentence?

Well done. Yes. He'll focus on the last sentence, Mr. Phobia. Now, let's wait for him to express his gratitude.

FAX

SLAG
02-07-2007, 07:28 PM
Well done. Yes. He'll focus on the last sentence, Mr. Phobia. Now, let's wait for him to express his gratitude.

FAX


Phobia Getting Schooled on CP..

:hmmm:


this might get interesting

greg63
02-07-2007, 07:31 PM
As you are one of my favorite posters and an undisputed internet icon, I assure you that I am more than pleased to help in any way I can, Mr. Phobia. My standard charge for assisting in the location of misplaced polite trashing skills is $500K.

In advance.

FAX

Fixed it for ya. :D

pak1983
02-07-2007, 07:52 PM
Just curious, Mr. Pak1983. Honestly, I'm just trying to get a handle on your perspective regarding this thread and the resulting opinions.

It seems as if you don't care if or how the post affected other Planeteers. I thought age might have something to do with it. Apparently not, though. 23 is more than old enough to have developed a sense of empathy and consideration for others.

Are you related to one of the mods?

FAX

Im of no relation to the mods. i have been coming to cp for a long long time and i just drop bombs here and there. its kind of gotten boring around here so i figured id spice it up lol. plus you guys never put up good shit like this. you pull this on your friends and its ****ing hilarious. I got two of my friends with it tonight and it was hilarious. they get excited and say "wow i can really trace my phone?" the rest is history. if i got banned i would just make a new name. everyone always neg rep bombs me and its funny. the rep comments are very fun to read.

88TG88
02-07-2007, 08:04 PM
plus you guys never put up good shit like this.
:shake: :shake:

Bwana
02-07-2007, 08:04 PM
Im of no relation to the mods. i have been coming to cp for a long long time and i just drop bombs here and there. its kind of gotten boring around here so i figured id spice it up lol. plus you guys never put up good shit like this. you pull this on your friends and its ****ing hilarious. I got two of my friends with it tonight and it was hilarious. they get excited and say "wow i can really trace my phone?" the rest is history. if i got banned i would just make a new name. everyone always neg rep bombs me and its funny. the rep comments are very fun to read.

pak1983
02-07-2007, 08:08 PM
hey bwana hope montana is treating you well now go **** a buffalo

pak1983
02-07-2007, 08:09 PM
also im making a new name for the slander on my name

SPchief
02-07-2007, 08:11 PM
also im making a new name for the slander on my name



:deevee:

SPchief
02-07-2007, 08:11 PM
also im making a new name for the slander on my name


Multiple accounts is a bannable offense.

pak1983
02-07-2007, 08:24 PM
Multiple accounts is a bannable offense.

and your mom is a whore.

SPchief
02-07-2007, 08:28 PM
and your mom is a whore.


I think it's time for you to take off the diapers.

Bwana
02-07-2007, 08:39 PM
hey bwana hope montana is treating you well now go **** a buffalo

No I'll pass on screwing your mother Skipper :thailor: but if you ever make it up here, let me know in advance and I'll hook you up with a little bison trim if that's what you're into. Now go fetch me a beer you useless limp nipple little bitch.

cdcox
02-07-2007, 08:56 PM
And another poster with a number in their username bites the dust.

SPchief
02-07-2007, 09:07 PM
And another poster with a number in their username bites the dust.


Only a coulple more to go.

DaFace
02-07-2007, 09:08 PM
and it would be my fault for getting someone fired for surfing the net? I'm pretty sure that if your company saw the content of cp you would be introuble regardless you stupid ****. so if your that worried about getting fired for something like this then do your ****ing job you stupid asshole and get the **** of cp BITCH!

I can't imagine what my boss would do if he knew the kinds of things that are on this place.

kstater
02-07-2007, 09:09 PM
That was the sickest thing I have ever seen.

morphius
02-07-2007, 09:10 PM
I had to do it, the guy just kept begging for it. It is one thing to post a stupid link like that breaking the NSFW rule, but then to be a whiny bitch attacking everyone because of it was just enough to make me pull the trigger.

SPchief
02-07-2007, 09:10 PM
I can't imagine what my boss would do if he knew the kinds of things that are on this place.


Give you a raise?

SPchief
02-07-2007, 09:11 PM
I had to do it, the guy just kept begging for it. It is one thing to post a stupid link like that breaking the NSFW rule, but then to be a whiny bitch attacking everyone because of it was just enough to make me pull the trigger.



Thanks

DaFace
02-07-2007, 09:14 PM
What's even worse about this thread is that it's a repost. I can't find it, but I know I've seen that before. Stuff like that kinda gets burned into your retinas.

morphius
02-07-2007, 09:16 PM
What's even worse about this thread is that it's a repost. I can't find it, but I know I've seen that before. Stuff like that kinda gets burned into your retinas.
It is not the first time this has happened, I didn't click the link, but I have an idea what this is.

DaFace
02-07-2007, 09:17 PM
Yup.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156599

Frazod
02-07-2007, 09:57 PM
I had to do it, the guy just kept begging for it. It is one thing to post a stupid link like that breaking the NSFW rule, but then to be a whiny bitch attacking everyone because of it was just enough to make me pull the trigger.

Long overdue, but better late than never. :thumb:

morphius
02-07-2007, 10:01 PM
Long overdue, but better late than never. :thumb:
Yeah, one of my flaws is that I really don't like to ban people until I absolutely feel there is no other solution.

ChiefaRoo
02-07-2007, 10:22 PM
Good for you Morphius. You little board mod. guy you. Thanks for the ban. You may now return to playing world of warcraft.

morphius
02-07-2007, 10:26 PM
Good for you Morphius. You little board mod. guy you. Thanks for the ban. You may now return to playing world of warcraft.
I have never played WoW...

morphius
now getting confused with others.

FAX
02-07-2007, 10:28 PM
Off the record ....

There's a great show on the Sci-Fi channel now about the greatest movie special effects guys of all times. Wonderful clips, interviews, and inside information.

FAX

BigRedChief
02-07-2007, 10:36 PM
Well done. Yes. He'll focus on the last sentence, Mr. Phobia. Now, let's wait for him to express his gratitude.FAX
Can you help me also? I have no snappy wit or banter skills. I feel like I'm the little geek nerd in high school again...

88TG88
02-07-2007, 10:38 PM
Yeah, one of my flaws is that I really don't like to ban people until I absolutely feel there is no other solution.
looks like im gonna be here forever

morphius
02-07-2007, 10:39 PM
looks like im gonna be here forever
Who are you?

Rausch
02-07-2007, 10:41 PM
Don't ask me how it works but this is crazy.

NSFW www.phonetrace.org

Pretty cool.

Nice touch was briging my 13 year old son to show him he can be traced by a cell phone.

Here's to fire ants finding the cheetos dust on your pecker...

Rausch
02-07-2007, 10:41 PM
Who are you?

Herpes...

Rausch
02-07-2007, 10:43 PM
I don't see a need to keep this thread at all.

Hopefully no one else will be explaining teh seggs over breakfast in the morning...

morphius
02-07-2007, 10:47 PM
Herpes...
That explains why I didn't recognize him.

FAX
02-07-2007, 10:49 PM
Can you help me also? I have no snappy wit or banter skills. I feel like I'm the little geek nerd in high school again...

Wanna bag on Mr. Rain Man, Mr. BigRedChief?

If so, I'm your huckleberry.

FAX

Frazod
02-07-2007, 11:34 PM
Yeah, one of my flaws is that I really don't like to ban people until I absolutely feel there is no other solution.

You guys should give me mod powers for five minutes a week. You'd never have to worry about it again. :evil:

ChiefaRoo
02-07-2007, 11:46 PM
I have never played WoW...

morphius
now getting confused with others.

I'm just playing, I'm bored tonight.

Now get back to playing Halo

Mr. Kotter
02-08-2007, 08:03 AM
...I'm the little geek nerd in high school again...

Liar.

BigRedChief
02-08-2007, 08:08 AM
Liar.
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n185/Jenn32179/gary.jpg
Whats you talking about Willis?

Baby Lee
02-08-2007, 09:21 AM
Pretty cool.

Nice touch was briging my 13 year old son to show him he can be traced by a cell phone.

Here's to fire ants finding the cheetos dust on your pecker...
OK, Now I see how it's funny. ROFL

crazycoffey
02-08-2007, 11:19 AM
bad form I clicked on it yesterday with my wife sitting near by, like she's in need of another reason I should stay off this site.


:Lin:

FAX
02-08-2007, 11:21 AM
bad form I clicked on it yesterday with my wife sitting near by, like she's in need of another reason I should stay off this site.


:Lin:

Hey! You're back, Mr. crazycoffey! Welcome!

FAX

crazycoffey
02-08-2007, 11:25 AM
Hey! You're back, Mr. crazycoffey! Welcome!

FAX

Thank you Mr. Fax, I never left. I was temporarily forced to be a lurker, but I was with you all the time, through the superbowl ads, and the name changes (I liked the monkeys throwing poop, but I would have said poo).

Glad to be able to type my thoughts again, freedom, sweet freedom!

Redrum_69
02-08-2007, 11:46 AM
I guess I'm going to have to start posting about 500 times a day here. I need to get to 10k fast

L.A. Chieffan
02-08-2007, 12:58 PM
Is this the one with the swinging junk?
Not only is it lame it's old school lame.

BigRedChief
02-08-2007, 01:12 PM
Is this the one with the swinging junk?
Not only is it lame it's old school lame.
thats a winner

sedated
02-08-2007, 01:23 PM
Pretty cool.

Nice touch was briging my 13 year old son to show him he can be traced by a cell phone.

Here's to fire ants finding the cheetos dust on your pecker...


Hopefully no one else will be explaining teh seggs over breakfast in the morning...


ROFL ROFL

whatsmynameagain
10-23-2011, 03:15 PM
Great thread, wow!

GloryDayz
10-23-2011, 03:34 PM
ROFL ROFL

Wow... You're avatar is A-OK...

whatsmynameagain
10-23-2011, 05:40 PM
Wow... You're avatar is A-OK...

Its funner than you

Backwards Masking
10-23-2011, 06:40 PM
thanks Dickbag. i just had to explain to my friends what the hell I was just watching, and I don't have much of an explanation. eat a dick.

Arsonist
10-23-2011, 09:52 PM
I think this is funny shit. Why did whatsmynameagain get banned?

chasedude
10-23-2011, 09:59 PM
I think this is funny shit. Why did whatsmynameagain get banned?


For bumping these stupid threads. Don't worry he's used to it.