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Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 01:32 PM
... Now with 25% more chocolate and 35% more bounce!

Since "other" basically won the last poll... here's a more complete (but I'm certain still lacking) list including many of those named in the other poll.

Maybe this will be more precise. Maybe it won't. I'm sure you'll all enjoy the continued group masterbation/circle jerk at least.

If I don't include you... no offense. I still love you.

Remember ladies... it's all in fun... and I'm bored.

crazycoffey
02-08-2007, 01:41 PM
I guess I can't be added, since I lost the battle of wits to UNAW last week.

put everyone on the list so no one is excluded.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 01:42 PM
I guess I can't be added, since I lost the battle of wits to UNAW last week.

put everyone on the list so no one is excluded.
There's only room for 50.

chagrin
02-08-2007, 01:44 PM
in no particular order:

Patteau
Donger
Rian Man
Baby Lee
Simplex 3
Banyon (cough)

You can't seriously consider people that do nothing more than simply cut and paste what they read on their favorite conspiracy theory web site, or repeat what they hear on radio, I listed the most viable candidates IMO - and I am considering random conversations, these people throw knowledge on stuff out there all day long, on a good variety of topics.

crazycoffey
02-08-2007, 01:47 PM
in no particular order:

Patteau
Donger
Rian Man
Baby Lee
Simplex 3
Banyon (cough)

You can't seriously consider people that do nothing more than simnply cut and paste what they read on their favorite conspiracy theory web site, or repeat what they hear on radio, I listed the most viable candidates IMO - and I am considering random conversations, these people throw knowledge on stuff out there all day long, on a good variety of topics.



maybe they are all just good researchers, therefore still not exhibiting true intellect and instead better fakers only.
:harumph:

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 01:47 PM
You can't seriously consider people that do nothing more than simnply cut and paste what they read on their favorite conspiracy theory web site, or repeat what they hear on radio, I listed the most viable candidates IMO - and I am considering random conversations, these people throw knowledge on stuff out there all day long, on a good variety of topics.
I don't seriously consider much.

chagrin
02-08-2007, 01:48 PM
maybe they are all just good researchers, therefore still not exhibiting true intellect and instead better fakers only.
:harumph:


I disagree

chagrin
02-08-2007, 01:49 PM
I don't seriously consider much.

When I wrote "you can't..." I meant in general, not just you - sorry I didn't clarify

luv
02-08-2007, 01:50 PM
I'm wondering what the qualifications for making the list were. There are several on there who I would not consider intelligent.

Redrum_69
02-08-2007, 01:51 PM
This poll is invalid.


REDRUM_69 HAS BEEN LEFT OFF IT AGAIN


I'm clearly smarter than 98% of the people that post here...including 70% of the closet bronco fans that post here.



If train A left the station at 3:31pm heading due west at 196.5 MPH and train B left the same station at 3:31am heading due east at 156.79MPH...how long would it take for them to meet up if there was a million miles between the two locations?

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 01:51 PM
I'm wondering what the qualifications for making the list were. There are several on there who I would not consider intelligent.
exactly... but they thought they were...

:)

crazycoffey
02-08-2007, 01:51 PM
I disagree


you have that right.

Frazod
02-08-2007, 01:52 PM
Oh, TommyKat, without a doubt. :)

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 01:52 PM
When I wrote "you can't..." I meant in general, not just you - sorry I didn't clarify
I know/knew.

Baby Lee
02-08-2007, 01:52 PM
maybe they are all just good researchers, therefore still not exhibiting true intellect and instead better fakers only.
:harumph:
Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inheriated wealth..."


You got that from "Work in Essex County," Page 421, right? Do you have any thoughts of your own on the subject or were you just gonna plagerize the whole book for me?

Fish
02-08-2007, 02:06 PM
This is getting ridiculous....

Phobia
02-08-2007, 02:08 PM
Somehow you still missed Seedy Cocks.

Phobia
02-08-2007, 02:10 PM
I'm wondering what the qualifications for making the list were. There are several on there who I would not consider intelligent.

Tommykat and who else?

Stinger
02-08-2007, 02:10 PM
This is getting ridiculous....

Welcome to the off season

chagrin
02-08-2007, 02:12 PM
Somehow you still missed Seedy Cocks.

and blueballs, harryparatestes and all of gochiefs other mults, heh

crazycoffey
02-08-2007, 02:13 PM
Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inheriated wealth..."


You got that from "Work in Essex County," Page 421, right? Do you have any thoughts of your own on the subject or were you just gonna plagerize the whole book for me?



Good Will Hunting?

how do you like them apples, I got her number.

FAX
02-08-2007, 02:16 PM
I'm utterly stunned. Shocked and utterly stunned. Shocked, utterly stunned and itchy.

I have my brain plus almost all of Mr. Baby Lee's thinking power and I'm still omitted from consideration? What does a poster have to do around here to generate a mere modicum of respect? I mean, I invented the friggin' word, "Flubish".

FAX

luv
02-08-2007, 02:19 PM
I'm utterly stunned. Shocked and utterly stunned. Shocked, utterly stunned and itchy.

I have my brain plus almost all of Mr. Baby Lee's thinking power and I'm still omitted from consideration? What does a poster have to do around here to generate a mere modicum of respect? I mean, I invented the friggin' word, "Flubish".

FAX
You run with the wrong crowd.

Baby Lee
02-08-2007, 02:20 PM
I'm utterly stunned. Shocked and utterly stunned. Shocked, utterly stunned and itchy.

I have my brain plus almost all of Mr. Baby Lee's thinking power and I'm still omitted from consideration? What does a poster have to do around here to generate a mere modicum of respect? I mean, I invented the friggin' word, "Flubish".

FAX
And your brain drain has me 2 votes behind Fooochit!!

ROFL ROFL

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 02:22 PM
I'm utterly stunned. Shocked and utterly stunned. Shocked, utterly stunned and itchy.

I have my brain plus almost all of Mr. Baby Lee's thinking power and I'm still omitted from consideration? What does a poster have to do around here to generate a mere modicum of respect? I mean, I invented the friggin' word, "Flubish".

FAX
YOU'RE the one I missed! I had a list, you were on it... since you thought you should be... :) and I missed one when typing it out... couldn't find which one it was... so I put in kcnut.


:p

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 02:23 PM
This is getting ridiculous....
"getting...?" Oh, it's way past.........

Phobia
02-08-2007, 02:27 PM
And your brain drain has me 2 votes behind Fooochit!!

ROFL ROFL
Sorry about that. I had to vote for her. It's likely I'll get no votes this time around. Maybe skinbra will feel led to throw me a bone.

Baby Lee
02-08-2007, 02:27 PM
FTR is Dan T the same as DanT? ;)

HolmeZz
02-08-2007, 02:28 PM
HolmeZz

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 02:32 PM
Somehow you still missed Seedy Cocks.
I thought it was sarcasm when he was suggested.

Phobia
02-08-2007, 02:35 PM
I thought it was sarcasm when he was suggested.

Nah dude - Chris is a mathematics prof and one of the most grounded, wise people on this site.

Rain Man
02-08-2007, 02:37 PM
I'm wondering what the qualifications for making the list were. There are several on there who I would not consider intelligent.

I'll have you know that I won the last vote.

FAX
02-08-2007, 02:43 PM
There once was a poster called beer me
Whose polls only mock, scoff and jeer me
His threads reek of vanity
And cause harsh profanity
(I'm glad that my mom cannot hear me.)

FAX

dirk digler
02-08-2007, 02:52 PM
How the hell can you leave off Fax he is the smartest, wittiest, most awesome s poster on the planet?

On a side note I am tired of being ignored I am never on anyone's list. Fug this shit. :harumph:

FAX
02-08-2007, 02:54 PM
On a side note I am tired of being ignored I am never on anyone's list. Fug this shit. :harumph:

We should start our own poll, Mr. dirk digler. And only put people on there we like and stuff.

FAX

dirk digler
02-08-2007, 02:55 PM
We should start our own poll, Mr. dirk digler. And only put people on there we like and stuff.

FAX

I agree. I used to like beer me but he has hurt my feelings. :harumph:

chagrin
02-08-2007, 02:58 PM
How the hell can you leave off Fax he is the smartest, wittiest, most awesome s poster on the planet?


with credit to bob dole


"Now THAT'S some quality brown nosing right there folks!"





it's okay dirk, you're okay in my book dude :)

dirk digler
02-08-2007, 03:08 PM
with credit to bob dole


"Now THAT'S some quality brown nosing right there folks!"





it's okay dirk, you're okay in my book dude :)

No brown nosing Mr chagrin just the facts.

You're ok in my book too. :D

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 03:23 PM
There once was a poster called beer me
Whose polls only mock, scoff and jeer me
His threads reek of vanity
And cause harsh profanity
(I'm glad that my mom cannot hear me.)

FAX
Pretty funny there "Mr. FAX..." but how do my polls reek of vanity when I don't include myself in the poll...???

And look back... I explained why you're not on this list... ooops.

:)

chagrin
02-08-2007, 03:25 PM
Pretty funny there "Mr. FAX..." but how do my polls reek of vanity when I don't include myself in the poll...??


All this talk of peeking polls, teh ghey

ck_IN
02-08-2007, 03:43 PM
GawdNagbittsonofab$#%!^&*(@@$@#@^%SDFGSDGSSHGF :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

I just don't get any love on this board! :cuss: :banghead: :cuss: :banghead: :cuss:

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 03:51 PM
GawdNagbittsonofab$#%!^&*(@@$@#@^%SDFGSDGSSHGF :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

I just don't get any love on this board! :cuss: :banghead: :cuss: :banghead: :cuss:
Actually refer to the second to last line of the thread starter. It's all about love man.

Sully
02-08-2007, 05:11 PM
Nice.

Rain Man
02-08-2007, 06:22 PM
There was absolutely nothing wrong with the previous poll.

Donger
02-08-2007, 07:16 PM
I find it amusing that beer me apparently thought that this poll would have different results.

cdcox
02-08-2007, 07:17 PM
Nah dude - Chris is a mathematics prof and one of the most grounded, wise people on this site.

Engineering prof, actually.

I'm sure there are several people on the board that are brighter than me. And that pisses me off.

Donger
02-08-2007, 07:20 PM
Engineering prof, actually.

I'm sure there are several people on the board that are brighter than me. And that pisses me off.

Heh. Engineers are fun.

cdcox
02-08-2007, 07:21 PM
I'm utterly stunned. Shocked and utterly stunned. Shocked, utterly stunned and itchy.

I have my brain plus almost all of Mr. Baby Lee's thinking power and I'm still omitted from consideration? What does a poster have to do around here to generate a mere modicum of respect? I mean, I invented the friggin' word, "Flubish".

FAX

At least beer me didn't consider your nomination to be a joke.

cdcox
02-08-2007, 07:22 PM
Heh. Engineers are fun.

We are pittiful. We have such a need for validation.

DaFace
02-08-2007, 07:22 PM
I'm offended.

Donger
02-08-2007, 07:23 PM
We are pittiful. We have such a need for validation.

You spelled pitiful incorrectly.

Donger
02-08-2007, 07:25 PM
Whoa. When did The Lounge become an altar to chiefs4me?

cdcox
02-08-2007, 07:26 PM
You spelled pitiful incorrectly.

I've always been an atrocious speller, but that was an honest typo.

crazycoffey
02-08-2007, 07:34 PM
hey donger, I don't think I was able to explain a comment to you last week. It was in regards to your posted location. Somewhere in mexico? Was there a story there or just being funny?

Donger
02-08-2007, 07:35 PM
hey donger, I don't think I was able to explain a comment to you last week. It was in regards to your posted location. Somewhere in mexico? Was there a story there or just being funny?

Why weren't you able to explain it?

FAX
02-08-2007, 07:47 PM
At least beer me didn't consider your nomination to be a joke.

True, Mr. cdcox. True.

Of course, I hold no animosity toward Mr. beer me. He has been and remains one of my favorite posters. Actually, my greatest fear at this point is that he may have recently attempted a ceremony known in ecumenical circles as the the direful and quite dangerous Self-Exorcism.

Often, such a rite will backfire leaving the person's original personality only partially attached to the demonic spirit's controlling identity which, in this case, is likely a form of brain eater. This is the only logical explanation for his unrelenting fascination with singling out the most intelligent poster, since this dybbuk spirit, no doubt, wishes to devour the winner's brain. Perhaps with a side of buttered noodles.

Given this understanding, I am more than relieved to remain dismissed from consideration.

FAX

greg63
02-08-2007, 07:49 PM
Going with 4th and long.

greg63
02-08-2007, 07:51 PM
Do you think I'll make the "Not the sharpest tool in the shed" list???

cdcox
02-08-2007, 07:59 PM
True, Mr. cdcox. True.

Of course, I hold no animosity toward Mr. beer me. He has been and remains one of my favorite posters. Actually, my greatest fear at this point is that he may have recently attempted a ceremony known in ecumenical circles as the the direful and quite dangerous Self-Exorcism.

Often, such a rite will backfire leaving the person's original personality only partially attached to the demonic spirit's controlling identity which, in this case, is likely a form of brain eater. This is the only logical explanation for his unrelenting fascination with singling out the most intelligent poster, since this dybbuk spirit, no doubt, wishes to devour the winner's brain. Perhaps with a side of buttered noodles.

Given this understanding, I am more than relieved to remain dismissed from consideration.

FAX

I was happy to be in such good company as you to begin with, FAX. Now even more so.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 08:42 PM
I find it amusing that beer me apparently thought that this poll would have different results.
I find it amusing the way you jump to conclusions. Being that a couple of people on the other thread actually said they thought DanT would win if he were included, and expressed their thoughts that a couple of others would do well, I thought I'd have some fun with it and see what would happen.

It's not like there are a million other important threads going on.

Plus I wanted you to have another opportunity to feel smart with another comment about something I've done that you don't get.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 08:44 PM
At least beer me didn't consider your nomination to be a joke.
Yea... sorry about that... I'm changing my vote to you.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 08:46 PM
True, Mr. cdcox. True.

Of course, I hold no animosity toward Mr. beer me. He has been and remains one of my favorite posters. Actually, my greatest fear at this point is that he may have recently attempted a ceremony known in ecumenical circles as the the direful and quite dangerous Self-Exorcism.

Often, such a rite will backfire leaving the person's original personality only partially attached to the demonic spirit's controlling identity which, in this case, is likely a form of brain eater. This is the only logical explanation for his unrelenting fascination with singling out the most intelligent poster, since this dybbuk spirit, no doubt, wishes to devour the winner's brain. Perhaps with a side of buttered noodles.

Given this understanding, I am more than relieved to remain dismissed from consideration.

FAX
Huh... who knew...? I thought I was just making conversation.

Halfcan
02-08-2007, 08:57 PM
I'm wondering what the qualifications for making the list were. There are several on there who I would not consider intelligent.

That post is the smartest thing about this thread. :)

PinkFloyd
02-08-2007, 09:33 PM
Sometimes being left out of polls is the best thing... It's fun to set back and watch everyone hijack the hell out of threads with something other than the topic of choice...

Not that I've read every single post, so I'm assuming it floated to another issue or topic...




If not; then I'm sorry for the hijack...

Archie F. Swin
02-08-2007, 09:36 PM
Dan T

sedated
02-08-2007, 09:39 PM
I eat rocks

Fire Me Boy!
02-08-2007, 09:49 PM
Man, I couldn't even make the new improved list.

:sulk:

Rausch
02-08-2007, 10:23 PM
Overall I'm not even close.

Now, if there were a destroyed-brain-cells-to-IQ-ratio poll I'd be really high up there.

Guru
02-08-2007, 10:33 PM
I'm wondering what the qualifications for making the list were. There are several on there who I would not consider intelligent.
You, maam, are correct. :harumph:

Phobia
02-08-2007, 10:40 PM
I wanted to vote for DanT this time but was forced to go with TommyKat.

boogblaster
02-08-2007, 10:44 PM
Had this poll been taken in Florida we'd already have a recount and a winner declared..

FAX
02-08-2007, 11:09 PM
Had this poll been taken in Florida we'd already have a recount and a winner declared..

I know a guy in Chigaco who knows a guy who would hang a chad on a guy.

FAX

Rain Man
02-08-2007, 11:19 PM
I float like a speyeria cybele
And sting like an apis mellifera

RJ
02-08-2007, 11:25 PM
I float like a speyeria cybele
And sting like an apis mellifera


Elitist.

FAX
02-08-2007, 11:28 PM
I float like a speyeria cybele
And sting like an apis mellifera

Credat Judaeus Apella, Non Ego.

FAX

Phobia
02-08-2007, 11:35 PM
Do you think I'll make the "Not the sharpest tool in the shed" list???

Voting for 4th and Long? Absolutely.

Phobia
02-08-2007, 11:38 PM
So I keep clicking into this poll expecting to have a paltry vote. I continue to be disappointed.

It's funny how nobody ever votes for me now that I no longer hold your future on this site in the palm of my hand. I hate you all!!!

Bowser
02-08-2007, 11:42 PM
Raiduhs

Bill Parcells
02-08-2007, 11:44 PM
So I keep clicking into this poll expecting to have a paltry vote. I continue to be disappointed.

It's funny how nobody ever votes for me now that I no longer hold your future on this site in the palm of my hand. I hate you all!!!
You have lost your burst since the ruthless takeover by Emperor htismaqe..he rules this place with an iron fist..any positive talk about Phobia gets squished..this is now an htismaqeracy!LMAO











J/K President Parker :D

FAX
02-08-2007, 11:45 PM
Voting for 4th and Long? Absolutely.

Holy Pots of Pulsing Placentas, Mr. Phobia.

What is your intention? Mr. 4th and Long is an excellent choice.

FAX

FAX
02-08-2007, 11:54 PM
Raiduhs

ROFL

Good one, Mr. Bowser.

FAX

Phobia
02-08-2007, 11:56 PM
Holy Pots of Pulsing Placentas, Mr. Phobia.

What is your intention? Mr. 4th and Long is an excellent choice.

FAX

He's an excellent choice for what?

Bowser
02-08-2007, 11:58 PM
He's an excellent choice for what?

Mod of the new softcore porn forum that will be open for business any day now.

Rausch
02-08-2007, 11:59 PM
So I keep clicking into this poll expecting to have a paltry vote. I continue to be disappointed.


We really should kill them all and hide them in the foundation of a Delt remodel...

Rausch
02-09-2007, 12:00 AM
Mod of the new softcore porn forum that will be open for business any day now.

Softcore porn is like a chocolate thermometer...

FAX
02-09-2007, 12:02 AM
He's an excellent choice for what?

Whatever.

My understanding is that Mr. 4th and Long has a vast array of diverse skills and a working knowledge of both the function of the female genetalia and the Springfield 30-06 shell reloader. As such, he could really be anything to which he sets his mind.

FAX

Phobia
02-09-2007, 12:06 AM
I'm totally hurling myself off the Golden Gate Bridge now. Laz has a vote and I have none. I tried the selfless approach to this poll and gave my vote to the one true deserving candidate, Tommykat. What do I get in return for my sacrifice? Slapped in the face with an overpriced glove from Nordstroms that has been dipped in arsenic and then frozen to make delivery of the deadly poison more expedient.

IT BURNS - OH IT BURNS!!!!

Donger
02-09-2007, 12:08 AM
I find it amusing the way you jump to conclusions. Being that a couple of people on the other thread actually said they thought DanT would win if he were included, and expressed their thoughts that a couple of others would do well, I thought I'd have some fun with it and see what would happen.

It's not like there are a million other important threads going on.

Plus I wanted you to have another opportunity to feel smart with another comment about something I've done that you don't get.

Would it surprise you to know that I was joking in my earlier post? Sh*t, I've made threads about leg washing. You think I'd seriously give you crap about this one?

Rausch
02-09-2007, 12:08 AM
Whatever.

My understanding is that Mr. 4th and Long has a vast array of diverse skills and a working knowledge of both the function of the female genetalia and the Springfield 30-06 shell reloader. As such, he could really be anything to which he sets his mind.

FAX

So **** him and get it over with.

I can bang a hooker and empty a firearm...

Phobia
02-09-2007, 12:11 AM
Whatever.

My understanding is that Mr. 4th and Long has a vast array of diverse skills and a working knowledge of both the function of the female genetalia and the Springfield 30-06 shell reloader. As such, he could really be anything to which he sets his mind.

FAX

Like.... a.... homicidal gigolo?

PastorMikH
02-09-2007, 12:12 AM
Looking at some of those names on that list and not even getting a mention myself is kinda depressing.


:(

Rausch
02-09-2007, 12:13 AM
I'm totally hurling myself off the Golden Gate Bridge now. Laz has a vote and I have none. I tried the selfless approach to this poll and gave my vote to the one true deserving candidate, Tommykat. What do I get in return for my sacrifice? Slapped in the face with an overpriced glove from Nordstroms that has been dipped in arsenic and then frozen to make delivery of the deadly poison more expedient.

IT BURNS - OH IT BURNS!!!!

Apparently the judges don't take wit into account.

Then again we may be the last jesters in Troy...

Guru
02-09-2007, 12:13 AM
Looking at some of those names on that list and not even getting a mention myself is kinda depressing.


:(

Sad state of affairs isn't it?

Rausch
02-09-2007, 12:14 AM
Looking at some of those names on that list and not even getting a mention myself is kinda depressing.


:(

It's all a part of the Lord's plan to purify you of hubris... :)

FAX
02-09-2007, 12:15 AM
Like.... a.... homicidal gigolo?

Yeah, that's pretty much the obvious career path. Either that, or a gate guard at Fort Lesbo.

FAX

Bowser
02-09-2007, 12:15 AM
It's all a part of the Lord's plan to purify you of hubris... :)

Is that the stuff that the Scottish eat?

Never new the good Pastor was a Scot.

PastorMikH
02-09-2007, 12:16 AM
It's all a part of the Lord's plan to purify you of hubris... :)



Just posting around here kinda takes care of that most of the time.:)

Bowser
02-09-2007, 12:16 AM
Yeah, that's pretty much the obvious career path. Either that, or a gate guard at Fort Lesbo.

FAX

I bet it's nowhere as good as the late night Cinemax movies make it out to be. So I'm told.

Donger
02-09-2007, 12:19 AM
I'm totally hurling myself off the Golden Gate Bridge now. Laz has a vote and I have none. I tried the selfless approach to this poll and gave my vote to the one true deserving candidate, Tommykat. What do I get in return for my sacrifice? Slapped in the face with an overpriced glove from Nordstroms that has been dipped in arsenic and then frozen to make delivery of the deadly poison more expedient.

IT BURNS - OH IT BURNS!!!!

I'm probably the only person that had to look up the freezing point of arsenic after reading that.

PastorMikH
02-09-2007, 12:19 AM
Is that the stuff that the Scottish eat?

Never new the good Pastor was a Scot.



It isn't, but actually, there be a little scottish blood in me veins. My grandfather's tree traces all the way back to Scotland. His great great and so on grandfather was actually a Lord of Scotland in the 1500-1600s but was banished because he helped lead a rebelion against England.

FAX
02-09-2007, 12:23 AM
Wow. Imagine how your history might have been different if he had won, Mr. PastorMikH. You could be a Laird.

FAX

PastorMikH
02-09-2007, 12:25 AM
Wow. Imagine how your history might have been different if he had won, Mr. PastorMikH. You could be a Laird.

FAX


Knowing my luck, I'd probably end up a serf at the other end of the family line.

FAX
02-09-2007, 12:32 AM
Knowing my luck, I'd probably end up a serf at the other end of the family line.

ROFL

I doubt that, Mr. PastorMikH. But, I know what you mean. I'm part Cherokee and I'm always having reservations about it.

FAX

Bowser
02-09-2007, 12:35 AM
ROFL

I doubt that, Mr. PastorMikH. But, I know what you mean. I'm part Cherokee and I'm always having reservations about it.

FAX
*GROAN*


LMAO

boogblaster
02-09-2007, 09:20 AM
Pottawata here..lite-em if you got em...

FAX
02-09-2007, 09:26 AM
Pottawata here..lite-em if you got em...

I knew a prostitute once who performed hip-hop music on the side, Mr. boogblaster.

She was Arapaho.

FAX

Woodrow Call
02-09-2007, 09:29 AM
I knew a prostitute once who performed hip-hop music on the side, Mr. boogblaster.

She was Arapaho.

FAX
ROFL

You're on fire sir.

Baby Lee
02-09-2007, 10:22 AM
I knew a prostitute once who performed hip-hop music on the side, Mr. boogblaster.

She was Arapaho.

FAX
I'm sure most are aware that, according to TPTB, Gatorade was developed at Florida University.

But the rest of the story was that it was actually developed at Florida State, but the respective universities made a deal under the table after FSU came to the cold hard realization that Seminole Fluid would never be a best-seller.

FAX
02-09-2007, 11:40 AM
I'm sure most are aware that, according to TPTB, Gatorade was developed at Florida University.

But the rest of the story was that it was actually developed at Florida State, but the respective universities made a deal under the table after FSU came to the cold hard realization that Seminole Fluid would never be a best-seller.

I completely agree with that assessment, Mr. Baby Lee.

They say that 7 out of 10 hermaphrodites are Comanches.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-09-2007, 12:37 PM
Would it surprise you to know that I was joking in my earlier post? Sh*t, I've made threads about leg washing. You think I'd seriously give you crap about this one?
No... but you're hard to read... a bit enigmatic... but that's why we love you. In a totally non-gay way...

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-09-2007, 12:37 PM
I'm totally hurling myself off the Golden Gate Bridge now. Laz has a vote and I have none. I tried the selfless approach to this poll and gave my vote to the one true deserving candidate, Tommykat. What do I get in return for my sacrifice? Slapped in the face with an overpriced glove from Nordstroms that has been dipped in arsenic and then frozen to make delivery of the deadly poison more expedient.

IT BURNS - OH IT BURNS!!!!
You kill me. No... really.

I'm dead.

FAX
02-09-2007, 01:39 PM
Most Brooklyn teenagers are Utes.

FAX

Count Alex's Losses
02-09-2007, 01:41 PM
I like softcore porn.

FAX
02-09-2007, 01:43 PM
A Brooklyn teenager delivering pastry is a Paiute.

FAX

FAX
02-09-2007, 01:45 PM
Most four-legged dogs are Quapaws.

FAX

Baby Lee
02-14-2007, 05:12 PM
I completely agree with that assessment, Mr. Baby Lee.

They say that 7 out of 10 hermaphrodites are Comanches.

FAX
I thought they said that most orgies in Wisconsin involved Comanches.

HolyHandgernade
02-14-2007, 07:01 PM
Looking at some of those names on that list and not even getting a mention myself is kinda depressing.


:(

If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that 'I don't know'. :hmmm:

greg63
02-14-2007, 11:29 PM
I like softcore porn.

..."Debbie Does Dishes"

Rausch
02-14-2007, 11:30 PM
I have less votes than Tommykat.

I hope you all get VD...

greg63
02-14-2007, 11:42 PM
I have less votes than Tommykat.

I hope you all get VD...

Even those of us who voted for you?

Halfcan
02-15-2007, 12:22 AM
I didunt mak da lis agin, I reckons I beter smartin up a bit.