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Dremel
02-08-2007, 02:44 PM
JUST ON THE RADIO

FAX
02-08-2007, 02:44 PM
I'm afraid to ask.

FAX

Gonzo
02-08-2007, 02:45 PM
Damn...First John Goodman and now this.

ChiefFan31
02-08-2007, 02:45 PM
REPOST!

dirk digler
02-08-2007, 02:45 PM
Anna Nicole Smith collapse at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Florida... 'Unresponsive'... Model/reality star taken to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Florida where head of media relations is in emergency room gathering information before reporting more details to press... Developing...

crazycoffey
02-08-2007, 02:45 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.collapses/index.html

Stewie
02-08-2007, 02:46 PM
Did she diet her way to oblivion?

crazycoffey
02-08-2007, 02:46 PM
REPOST!


huh, where, the 196 licks thread????

FAX
02-08-2007, 02:47 PM
Probably got left out of an intelligence contest and succumed.

FAX

siberian khatru
02-08-2007, 02:48 PM
She was told that, no, she couldn't have Lisa Nowak's spot in the shuttle program.

KC Kings
02-08-2007, 02:48 PM
How this is breaking news across the front of CNN, I will never understand.

I wonder what affect defibulators have on silicon implants?

ChiefFan31
02-08-2007, 02:49 PM
huh, where, the 196 licks thread????

ROFL.

I just couldn't help myself. I don't think it is.

Woodrow Call
02-08-2007, 02:50 PM
Her Guess Jeans ads served a vital role during my early teens.

noa
02-08-2007, 02:50 PM
She was DOA according to CNN

morphius
02-08-2007, 02:50 PM
Probably got left out of an intelligence contest and succumed.

FAX
I'm going to hell for sure...

She probably just forgot how to breath.

Phobia
02-08-2007, 02:52 PM
Anybody want to buy some trimspa stock?

Jilly
02-08-2007, 02:52 PM
wait, John Goodman died?

FAX
02-08-2007, 02:52 PM
She was DOA according to CNN

Wow, Mr. noa949. That's sad. I hope she goes to heaven.

Of couse, once she gets there, she'll need some big ass wings.

FAX

Reerun_KC
02-08-2007, 02:52 PM
I'm going to hell for sure...

She probably just forgot how to breath.


You just went through the express lane....

SPchief
02-08-2007, 02:52 PM
Can we get a sticky?

dirk digler
02-08-2007, 02:52 PM
How wonder what will happen to her newborn baby now?

SPchief
02-08-2007, 02:53 PM
I'm going to hell,


I've got $5 on an overdose

siberian khatru
02-08-2007, 02:55 PM
Can we get a sticky?

I'm sure she was.

SPchief
02-08-2007, 02:55 PM
wait, John Goodman died?


You didn't know? Died in an airplane crash.

KcMizzou
02-08-2007, 02:55 PM
wait, John Goodman died?Yes. Several times.

FAX
02-08-2007, 02:55 PM
Good timing, though.

They just widened the pearly gates.

FAX

DMAC
02-08-2007, 02:55 PM
How wonder what will happen to her newborn baby now?Probably grow up happy, drug free, and intelligent.

BIG_DADDY
02-08-2007, 02:55 PM
Anybody want to buy some trimspa stock?


ROFL

I'll bet the Billionaire oil man's son just came in his pants.

chagrin
02-08-2007, 02:55 PM
I'm going to hell,


I've got $5 on an overdose


me too, I just said here at work, the jokes are going to be great... :shake:

morphius
02-08-2007, 02:56 PM
It is really sad that she is leaving a baby behind, I do honestly wish the family the best.

morphius
yup, still going to hell

crazycoffey
02-08-2007, 02:56 PM
I'm going to hell,


I've got $5 on an overdose


I'll take that bet, if you won't count liver problems from past drug use as a victory for you. I think that she was only on the diet pills

Phobia
02-08-2007, 02:56 PM
I'm totally getting massive quantities of this (http://www.trimspa.com/main/buy.shtml) for my ex-wife for Valentines day this year.

tyton75
02-08-2007, 02:56 PM
No, I'm going to hell

Is the body still warm? ;)

Stinger
02-08-2007, 02:56 PM
I'm going to hell for sure...

She probably just forgot how to breath.I have a feeling that express bus to Hell is going to be pretty full by the time this thread runs its course.

Jilly
02-08-2007, 02:57 PM
Damn...First John Goodman and now this.

seriously, did John Goodman die?

Reerun_KC
02-08-2007, 02:57 PM
No, I'm going to hell

Is the body still warm? ;)


That is so wrong and wrong on every level.. You sick ass....

SPchief
02-08-2007, 02:57 PM
seriously, did John Goodman die?


Seriously, in a plane crash.

SPchief
02-08-2007, 02:58 PM
No, I'm going to hell

Is the body still warm? ;)



heh

Baby Lee
02-08-2007, 02:58 PM
Wow

The litigation over her hubby's estate
The investigation her son's death on the day her daughter was born
The paternity suit with Howard K Stern
The TrimSpa class action.
Allegations she drank while pregnant

Lot of lawyers suddenly out of work.

When you line it all up, an OD is almost excusable, if that's what it is.

Jilly
02-08-2007, 02:58 PM
Seriously, in a plane crash.

Sorry and go ahead and call me stupid, but when did this happen?

Baby Lee
02-08-2007, 02:59 PM
seriously, did John Goodman die?
No, but the reports have hit the CP front pages many a time. It's now a running gag.

DMAC
02-08-2007, 02:59 PM
Seriously, in a plane crash.I think Will Smith was on that flight too. If not, he died on another flight or carcrash.

Sure-Oz
02-08-2007, 02:59 PM
that sucks, she was hot in naked gun 2 1/2 or whatever

Bwana
02-08-2007, 02:59 PM
ROFL

I'll bet the Billionaire oil man's son just came in his pants.

That's what I was thinking. That family is going to be cracking the Champagne tonight.

SPchief
02-08-2007, 02:59 PM
Sorry and go ahead and call me stupid, but when did this happen?


2001,2002,2003 etc

KcMizzou
02-08-2007, 02:59 PM
No, but the reports have hit the CP front pages many a time. It's now a running gag.When he does actually go, nobody here will believe it.

DMAC
02-08-2007, 03:00 PM
Should be an interesting funeral...

I picture it taking place in a circus atmosphere, with a team of midgets (sorry, little persons) carrying the coffin to the gravesite.

Joan Rivers will give the eulogy.

Phobia
02-08-2007, 03:01 PM
Sorry and go ahead and call me stupid, but when did this happen?
It was when you were on your honeymoon.

crazycoffey
02-08-2007, 03:01 PM
Wow

The litigation over her hubby's estate
The investigation her son's death on the day her daughter was born
The paternity suit with Howard K Stern
The TrimSpa class action.
Allegations she drank while pregnant

Lot of lawyers suddenly out of work.

When you line it all up, an OD is almost excusable, if that's what it is.


or a hit, or a suicide, or kidney failure, or

Phobia
02-08-2007, 03:01 PM
When he does actually go, nobody here will believe it.
My wife still doesn't believe ANYTHING posted on the Planet because of the John Goodman thing.

Baconeater
02-08-2007, 03:01 PM
2001,2002,2003 etc
You forgot to call her stupid.

Bwana
02-08-2007, 03:02 PM
No, but the reports have hit the CP front pages many a time. It's now a running gag.

Now you are going to hell.

SPchief
02-08-2007, 03:03 PM
All joking aside, why is this national news?

Reerun_KC
02-08-2007, 03:03 PM
All joking aside, why is this national news?


your guess is good as mine....

StcChief
02-08-2007, 03:03 PM
My wife still doesn't believe ANYTHING posted on the Planet because of the John Goodman thing.

Probably a good thing.

Sure-Oz
02-08-2007, 03:03 PM
All joking aside, why is this national news?
isnt every celebrities death considered news, wheather they were washed up or whatever?! always seems to be.

luv
02-08-2007, 03:04 PM
I'm going to hell,


I've got $5 on an overdose
WHAT!?! Anna Nicole did drugs???



[/sarcasm]

Baby Lee
02-08-2007, 03:04 PM
Now you are going to hell.
Yeah, negrep away. I deserve it. Just got a twinge of guilt over the thought of Jilly's head exploding with the news of two celeb deaths so close together. Then we'd find out later we'd killed a newlywed with our keyboards. Bad ju-ju.

Frazod
02-08-2007, 03:05 PM
Too bad. She was a life support system for a damn fine rack.

nychief
02-08-2007, 03:05 PM
Where were you when Anna Nicole Smith died?

wilas101
02-08-2007, 03:06 PM
All joking aside, why is this national news?



Same reason that Rex Grossman sucks.


They're white.

Baconeater
02-08-2007, 03:08 PM
All joking aside, why is this national news?
People love it when you lose-They love dirty laundry

Baby Lee
02-08-2007, 03:08 PM
All joking aside, why is this national news?
Someone with as much drama in her life as she had, collapsing and dying at 39.
How could anyone find that interesting?

Jilly
02-08-2007, 03:08 PM
Yeah, negrep away. I deserve it. Just got a twinge of guilt over the thought of Jilly's head exploding with the news of two celeb deaths so close together. Then we'd find out later we'd killed a newlywed with our keyboards. Bad ju-ju.

I was really more upset by the fact that I didn't know...I started to wonder who else had left he world while I was lying on a beach in Hawaii ... (plus, John Goodman, well that would just be sad).

Phobia
02-08-2007, 03:10 PM
I was really more upset by the fact that I didn't know...I started to wonder who else had left he world while I was lying on a beach in Hawaii ... (plus, John Goodman, well that would just be sad).

Did anybody try to drag Sully back into the surf?

siberian khatru
02-08-2007, 03:13 PM
while I was lying on a beach in Hawaii ...

This thread is now officially worthless without pics.

chagrin
02-08-2007, 03:13 PM
Too bad. She was a life support system for a damn fine rack.

or a life support system for a pussy? I'm just sayin... :shrug:

recxjake
02-08-2007, 03:14 PM
Well, this is probably GM's Robots fault.

kc rush
02-08-2007, 03:14 PM
Someone with as much drama in her life as she had, collapsing and dying at 39.
How could anyone find that interesting?

F*cked up priorities.

All of the people who sit around me freaked out and ran to the television. Of course, I was the only one who freaked out and ran to a tv when a chemical plant in my own city exploded. Thankfully no one was injured, but that takes precedence over Anna Nichole dying.

Jilly
02-08-2007, 03:15 PM
Did anybody try to drag Sully back into the surf?

no..he's pretty sturdy...

FAX
02-08-2007, 03:16 PM
God bless her. She had a rough life in many respects. But, she brought a lot of joy to a lot of nursing homes.

Still, one advantage of silicone is that you're easy to cremate. Just set a match to one of her nipples and stand back.

FAX

Phobia
02-08-2007, 03:17 PM
This thread is now officially worthless without pics.

Baby Lee
02-08-2007, 03:17 PM
F*cked up priorities.

All of the people who sit around me freaked out and ran to the television. Of course, I was the only one who freaked out and ran to a tv when a chemical plant in my own city exploded. Thankfully no one was injured, but that takes precedence over Anna Nichole dying.
Yeah, and millions of people had f*cked up priorities last night when they watched Lost instead of cooking pancakes for the homeless.

gblowfish
02-08-2007, 03:17 PM
Methadone, Zoloft and Lexapro, oh my!
That's my bet, anyways....

Phobia
02-08-2007, 03:17 PM
no..he's pretty sturdy...

Hence the whale joke. Oh, ferget it.

Jilly
02-08-2007, 03:18 PM
sure, pick the ugliest picture..

Dicky McElephant
02-08-2007, 03:18 PM
So when can I expect to get her Playboy videos at a discounted price? Oh wait....you already can....nevermind.

Baby Lee
02-08-2007, 03:18 PM
God bless her. She had a rough life in many respects. But, she brought a lot of joy to a lot of nursing homes.

Still, one advantage of silicon is that you're easy to cremate. Just set a match to one of her nipples and stand back.

FAX
FAX is a 40 yo virgin?

He thinks boobs are made of sand!!!! ROFL ROFL

dirk digler
02-08-2007, 03:19 PM
I feel bad for her kid.

Jilly
02-08-2007, 03:19 PM
Hence the whale joke. Oh, ferget it.

I figured you'd sense my sarcasm

FAX
02-08-2007, 03:19 PM
FAX is a 40 yo virgin?

He thinks boobs are made of sand!!!! ROFL ROFL

ROFL

Damn.

Do you have grammar radar?

FAX

DTLB58
02-08-2007, 03:20 PM
http://www.courttv.com/people/anna-nicole-smith/photo_gallery/index.html

chagrin
02-08-2007, 03:21 PM
...

still worthless

gblowfish
02-08-2007, 03:21 PM
sure, pick the ugliest picture..
Look what she gets to french in Hell for eternity.
Pardon me while I purge...

SPchief
02-08-2007, 03:23 PM
I wonder if Dane Mccloud knew her?

jynni
02-08-2007, 03:26 PM
ROFL

I'll bet the Billionaire oil man's son just came in his pants.
The son, E. Pierce Marshall, died last June at the age of 67.

Bwana
02-08-2007, 03:27 PM
I wonder if Dane Mccloud knew her?

Knew her hell, Dane likely went to her house and hung out for tea and mud facial packs.

Iowanian
02-08-2007, 03:29 PM
I told her not to finish her son's bottle of "prescriptions"



Its too bad that 200yr old Billionaire didn't outlive her. The ultimate slap in the face of a gold digger.

The real loser out of this is her new baby. Hopefully it will have a normal life now.

MYKCCHIEFS
02-08-2007, 03:32 PM
Great, now it'll be another 3 months of her dumbass on ET.

journeyscarab
02-08-2007, 03:33 PM
Well at least Larry King will have at least a weeks worth of new show topics!

"She was just a candle in the wind..."

ChiTown
02-08-2007, 03:34 PM
May her huge tits rest in peace....

memyselfI
02-08-2007, 03:34 PM
Sad. The girl had everything to live for and yet nothing but anguish in her life till the end.

I guess we'll see Paris Hilton get her big break playing Anna Nicole in the movie. :rolleyes:

Iowanian
02-08-2007, 03:35 PM
She'd need to stuff your arse cheeks into her shirt to make that roll believable.

Hilton is dumb enough and as many people have seen her cooter.

siberian khatru
02-08-2007, 03:35 PM
May her huge tits rest in pieces....

FYP

Chief Henry
02-08-2007, 03:38 PM
Is this thread useless w/o pictures ?

Easy 6
02-08-2007, 03:38 PM
Her Guess Jeans ads served a vital role during my early teens.

Totally.

I had a poster of one of them, she was simply stunning.

But it just goes to show that only very rarely does God hand out both brains AND looks to the same person. In some ways i think her daughter will have a better chance at a normal life without her.

memyselfI
02-08-2007, 03:39 PM
Pamela has actually worked in her life. Did ANS or PH once they became household names?

TrebMaxx
02-08-2007, 03:39 PM
I feel bad for her kid.

Heh, the kid will probably be better off now. Maybe she will get a new mom with a IQ larger than her tit size.

memyselfI
02-08-2007, 03:41 PM
Heh, the kid will probably be better off now. Maybe she will get a new mom with a IQ larger than her tit size.

Let's hope. I have a feeling she will be a legal ping pong ball for awhile. Poor kid.

buddha
02-08-2007, 03:41 PM
ANS was just another in a long line of bimbos who became famous for being famous.

And to think that TrimSpa probably wrecked her organs...? Who would have ever guessed that?

Iowanian
02-08-2007, 03:42 PM
Would it be rude to have her Pallbearers stop on the way out of the funeral, turn, smile and say "thanks trimspa".....and then fade to her "fattY" pic?

Redrum_69
02-08-2007, 03:43 PM
I'm going to hell for sure...

She probably just forgot how to breath.


holy shit


thats so wrong

Spott
02-08-2007, 03:44 PM
The whole world just got a little smarter or a lot less dumber today.

memyselfI
02-08-2007, 03:46 PM
ANS was just another in a long line of bimbos who became famous for being famous.

And to think that TrimSpa probably wrecked her organs...? Who would have ever guessed that?

Interesting irony that they've been talking all day today about a new diet drug the FDA has approved.

Baby Lee
02-08-2007, 03:46 PM
The whole world just got a little smarter or a lot less dumber today.
Spott, bringing balance back to the Force.

Cochise
02-08-2007, 03:47 PM
Great, now it'll be another 3 months of her dumbass on ET.

You watch ET.

DMAC
02-08-2007, 03:49 PM
http://www.watches-for-china.com/watchesforchina/images/ANNA-s.jpg

Frazod
02-08-2007, 03:49 PM
Say what you will, but ANS was a beautiful woman with a fabulous body. PH is a beak-nosed, bony, flat-chested wretch.

If one of them had to go, too bad it wasn't Hilton.

Iowanian
02-08-2007, 03:51 PM
Just be patient Fraz.

She's gotta be heading into the last Furlong Sprint to the Nosecandy OD finishline.

DMAC
02-08-2007, 03:52 PM
I'm sure she doesn't even know she is dead.

MOhillbilly
02-08-2007, 03:52 PM
Say what you will, but ANS was a beautiful woman with a fabulous body. PH is a beak-nosed, bony, flat-chested wretch.

If one of them had to go, too bad it wasn't Hilton.

yup. paris hilton and her ilk could all hop in the chiper near as i care.

88TG88
02-08-2007, 03:53 PM
I'm sure she doesn't even know she is dead.
ROFL

88TG88
02-08-2007, 03:54 PM
May her huge tits rest in peace....
ROFL ROFL

Braincase
02-08-2007, 03:56 PM
I'm going to guess Al Qaeda.

the Talking Can
02-08-2007, 03:56 PM
she was a fine slut

Redrum_69
02-08-2007, 04:00 PM
The coroners must be having an orgy tonight

Redrum_69
02-08-2007, 04:01 PM
Maybe...someone was trying to teach their dog a new trick...and she overheard them saying

"you stupid bitch, play dead!"

Calcountry
02-08-2007, 04:03 PM
ROFL

I'll bet the Billionaire oil man's son just came in his pants.You see, she didn't just marry him for his money. She was old already.

Redrum_69
02-08-2007, 04:04 PM
i cant, so wrong

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 04:05 PM
This is sad news. I never got to bone her.

Redrum_69
02-08-2007, 04:12 PM
SO wait a sec..


She had a baby girl

That guy she was fighting for the money dies last june...

doesnt that mean that baby girl is an instant tycoon?




can you imagine the media frenzy to determine who the father truly is....the lawyer boyfriend or the photographer..


also...wasnt marilyn monroe around 40 years old when she died too?

ANS was a monroe lookalike

Bwana
02-08-2007, 04:21 PM
also...wasnt marilyn monroe around 40 years old when she died too?

ANS was a monroe lookalike

the Talking Can
02-08-2007, 04:23 PM
The coroners must be having an orgy tonight


holy mother that is funny

Cochise
02-08-2007, 04:26 PM
also...wasnt marilyn monroe around 40 years old when she died too?

ANS was a monroe lookalike

How fitting, both threw their lives away on booze and pills.

Frazod
02-08-2007, 04:28 PM
How fitting, both threw their lives away on booze and pills.

I wonder if Clinton boned ANS?

El Jefe
02-08-2007, 04:29 PM
R.I.P. crazy.

Cochise
02-08-2007, 04:32 PM
I wonder if Clinton boned ANS?

Nah. Too thin.

God of Thunder
02-08-2007, 04:34 PM
haha. Why am I not surprized.

RJ
02-08-2007, 04:36 PM
Nah. Too thin.



Ouch. Good one.

Who would be more hurt by that, Bill or Monica?

memyselfI
02-08-2007, 04:45 PM
I don't know if it would be more tragic if she died of a suicide, drug overdose, Trimspa or other medication complication, or some other unknown health issue.

Her life was such a greek tragedy it's hard to say which ending would be more fitting.

SLAG
02-08-2007, 04:47 PM
what was this he was saying on the radio about her son being the father of the baby she just had???

Woodrow Call
02-08-2007, 04:50 PM
what was this he was saying on the radio about her son being the father of the baby she just had???
:eek:

siberian khatru
02-08-2007, 04:51 PM
what was this he was saying on the radio about her son being the father of the baby she just had???

I hope you're being serious, because that would be awesome.

noa
02-08-2007, 04:51 PM
what was this he was saying on the radio about her son being the father of the baby she just had???


I heard Barbaro was her baby's daddy...now they both wind up dead.

memyselfI
02-08-2007, 04:52 PM
Wow, there are some really tacky people in the world and it appears they frequent this board. :rolleyes:

SLAG
02-08-2007, 04:52 PM
I hope you're being serious, because that would be awesome.
The Jocky on the radio sounded serious... thats what he said... that the court ordered paternity tests and ANS knew that her son was the babys dad

dirk digler
02-08-2007, 04:53 PM
The Jocky on the radio sounded serious... thats what he said... that the court ordered paternity tests and ANS knew that her son was the babys dad

Holy shit...

memyselfI
02-08-2007, 04:54 PM
The Jocky on the radio sounded serious... thats what he said... that the court ordered paternity tests and ANS knew that her son was the babys dad

Probably graduated from the same jockey school as those morons who sponsored the water drinking contest. :rolleyes:

noa
02-08-2007, 04:55 PM
The Jocky on the radio sounded serious... thats what he said... that the court ordered paternity tests and ANS knew that her son was the babys dad

How would they know this? I know that paternity tests were ordered, but I thought that was because another man was claiming to be the father of the baby.

SLAG
02-08-2007, 04:56 PM
How would they know this? I know that paternity tests were ordered, but I thought that was because another man was claiming to be the father of the baby.


call 98.9 thats where i heard it

it was pretty crazy.. he was laughing about it he was like " You cant make this stuff up.. "

just what i heard so i guess its called "hearsay"

:p

BIG_DADDY
02-08-2007, 04:58 PM
Probably graduated from the same jockey school as those morons who sponsored the water drinking contest. :rolleyes:

Unless they said something supporting Jihad in which case they would have been all knowing.

I can see how you would admire her though meme, she spit out men at a rate that would make any black widow proud.

Woodrow Call
02-08-2007, 04:58 PM
The Jocky on the radio sounded serious... thats what he said... that the court ordered paternity tests and ANS knew that her son was the babys dad

Good lord

bogie
02-08-2007, 04:58 PM
I do think she was hot, but I'm a boob man. I will refrain from jokes for what I think is an appropriate amount of time. I know the way she lived her life brings on these reactions, but I hope she passed without pain. I'm sorry for those that loved her.

memyselfI
02-08-2007, 05:00 PM
I do think the cable news networks are going WAY OVERBOARD covering this story. Yes, it's a shock on one level but then on another you just knew it was going to happen to her because her life was just that way. An endless series of tragedy and trauma interspersed with beauty and fame.

SLAG
02-08-2007, 05:00 PM
He looks a little friendly with his mom in this pic..

from wikipedia...


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/AnnaDaniel.jpg

Chief Nute
02-08-2007, 05:01 PM
Which death is more sad.....Barbaro or Anna Nicole Smith?

I would have ridden either one of them. :sulk:

booger
02-08-2007, 05:06 PM
This is sad news. I never got to bone her.
there's still time. Hold out hope.

BIG_DADDY
02-08-2007, 05:06 PM
I do think the cable news networks are going WAY OVERBOARD covering this story. Yes, it's a shock on one level but then on another you just knew it was going to happen to her because her life was just that way. An endless series of tragedy and trauma interspersed with beauty and fame.

Naturally, she was a victim. WHY COULDN'T I SEE THAT? ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Of course she was female so that comes with the territory. ROFL ROFL

Stop, you're killing me. ROFL ROFL

The whole world would love to be born in America being a drop dead gorgeous blonde bombshell with millions of dollars but you can somehow find her to be a victim. UNFRIGGENBELIEVABLE!!!!!

Baby Lee
02-08-2007, 05:08 PM
How would they know this? I know that paternity tests were ordered, but I thought that was because another man was claiming to be the father of the baby.
Love the avvy

____

What a fancy shindig,
There are some real bodacious babes!
They see our soggy trunks!
And they shake their boobies, and my thingie gets excited!
Boo-boo-boodily boo-boo-boo,
Doodily-doop-de-doop-de-doo doo...

ferrarispider95
02-08-2007, 05:11 PM
"Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said a private nurse called 911 after finding Smith unresponsive in her sixth-floor hotel room. He said Smith's bodyguard administered CPR for about an hour before she was declared dead."

Thats a long time to give CPR, where were the medics?

Cochise
02-08-2007, 05:14 PM
Naturally, she was a victim. WHY COULDN'T I SEE THAT? ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Of course she was female so that comes with the territory. ROFL ROFL

Stop, you're killing me. ROFL ROFL

The whole world would love to be born in America being a drop dead gorgeous blonde bombshell with millions of dollars but you can somehow find her to be a victim. UNFRIGGENBELIEVABLE!!!!!

Her life was a Greeg tragedy my ass. She is not a sympathetic figure. She had everything going for her and threw her life away on substance abuse, and now her child is going to have to grow up motherless because of her irresponsibility.

She's about as sympathetic a figure as someone who drowns their own children in the bathtub... oh wait.... she's Dense's hero too.

SLAG
02-08-2007, 05:16 PM
"Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said a private nurse called 911 after finding Smith unresponsive in her sixth-floor hotel room. He said Smith's bodyguard administered CPR for about an hour before she was declared dead."

Thats a long time to give CPR, where were the medics?

maybe it was like this situation

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/812/812_image_18.jpg

Sully
02-08-2007, 05:16 PM
Did anybody try to drag Sully back into the surf?


Ouch, dude...



...ouch.

memyselfI
02-08-2007, 05:28 PM
Her life was a Greeg tragedy my ass. She is not a sympathetic figure. She had everything going for her and threw her life away on substance abuse, and now her child is going to have to grow up motherless because of her irresponsibility.

She's about as sympathetic a figure as someone who drowns their own children in the bathtub... oh wait.... she's Dense's hero too.

Any mother losing her child to a sudden and tragic death IS a sympathetic figure...

as far as the rest of your diatribe, she was a victim of herself and that is a tragedy because she had beauty and she had money and, predictably, none of it brought her fulfillment. By all accounts she led a lonely and rather unhappy life inspite of, or perhaps because of, her God given gifts. Lord knows she didn't do much to get where she was using her brain.

I happen to think people who self destruct are very sympathetic figures because they often times can't help themselves. You can see their demise before your eyes and know there is little to do to stop them. ANS was one of those people. You knew her life was not going to end happy. That is a sad and sympathetic state to be in for a human being especially knowing she leaves behind an infant who will now be a human tug of war.

Kraut
02-08-2007, 05:29 PM
"Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said a private nurse called 911 after finding Smith unresponsive in her sixth-floor hotel room. He said Smith's bodyguard administered CPR for about an hour before she was declared dead."

Thats a long time to give CPR, where were the medics?
I think he may have been doing more then CPR for an hour :hmmm:

munkey
02-08-2007, 05:32 PM
Were all going to die...

Unfortunatly a lot of people don't know how to deal with it.

Kraut
02-08-2007, 05:32 PM
Dremel,

This is what happens to her now........

BIG_DADDY
02-08-2007, 05:36 PM
Any mother losing her child to a sudden and tragic death IS a sympathetic figure...

as far as the rest of your diatribe, she was a victim of herself and that is a tragedy because she had beauty and she had money and, predictably, none of it brought her fulfillment. By all accounts she led a lonely and rather unhappy life inspite of, or perhaps because of, her God given gifts. Lord knows she didn't do much to get where she was using her brain.

I happen to think people who self destruct are very sympathetic figures because they often times can't help themselves. You can see their demise before your eyes and know there is little to do to stop them. ANS was one of those people. You knew her life was not going to end happy. That is a sad and sympathetic state to be in for a human being.

Next up, Madonna the vicitim, an American tragedy.

by manhaterme

Fairplay
02-08-2007, 05:58 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/fairplay/skeletonor.jpg

Calcountry
02-08-2007, 06:02 PM
I wonder if Clinton boned ANS?No, I think the more appropriate question would be if Clinton was blown by ANS.

Sam Hall
02-08-2007, 06:08 PM
I'm sure the flag at the Playboy Mansion is at half-staff.

Fairplay
02-08-2007, 06:18 PM
Fame, fortune and everything that goes with it, i thank you all.

Direckshun
02-08-2007, 06:34 PM
There comes a point in every man's life when he realizes he's never going to bang a supermodel.

Today may be that day for me.

Fairplay
02-08-2007, 06:54 PM
In the interview Police Chief Charlie Tiger said that the hotel room was in the hotel.

Zebedee DuBois
02-08-2007, 06:58 PM
I think she sold her soul for fame and a gajillion dollars.

The bill must have come due.

Fairplay
02-08-2007, 07:02 PM
Excerpt from the sad article on MSNBC.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17050167/

‘She's been the underdog’
“Poor Anna Nicole,” he said. “She’s been the underdog. She’s been besieged ... and she’s been trying her best and nobody should have to endure what she’s endured.”

The Texas-born Smith was a topless dancer at strip club before she entered her photos in a search contest and made the cover of Playboy magazine in 1992. She became Playboy’s playmate of the year in 1993. She was also signed to a contract with Guess jeans, appearing in TV commercials, billboards and magazine ads.

In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, owner of Great Northern Oil Co. In 1992, Forbes magazine estimated his wealth at $550 million.

In a 2005 interview with ABC Smith recalled meeting Marshall at what she called a “gentleman’s club’ in Houston. “He had no will to live and I went over to see him,” she said. “He got a little twinkle in his eyes, and he asked me to dance for him. And I did.” “He had no will to live and I went over to see him,” she said. “He got a little twinkle in his eyes, and he asked me to dance for him. And I did.”

BIG_DADDY
02-08-2007, 07:18 PM
Excerpt from the sad article on MSNBC.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17050167/

‘She's been the underdog’
“Poor Anna Nicole,” he said. “She’s been the underdog. She’s been besieged ... and she’s been trying her best and nobody should have to endure what she’s endured.”

The Texas-born Smith was a topless dancer at strip club before she entered her photos in a search contest and made the cover of Playboy magazine in 1992. She became Playboy’s playmate of the year in 1993. She was also signed to a contract with Guess jeans, appearing in TV commercials, billboards and magazine ads.

In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, owner of Great Northern Oil Co. In 1992, Forbes magazine estimated his wealth at $550 million.

In a 2005 interview with ABC Smith recalled meeting Marshall at what she called a “gentleman’s club’ in Houston. “He had no will to live and I went over to see him,” she said. “He got a little twinkle in his eyes, and he asked me to dance for him. And I did.” “He had no will to live and I went over to see him,” she said. “He got a little twinkle in his eyes, and he asked me to dance for him. And I did.”

What a saint. They should name a park after her or something.

PinkFloyd
02-08-2007, 07:20 PM
Sniff.......Sniff.........Sniff...........Sniff.............Sniff...........................


I smell "fake" family death here........ Her and her son...




Or; the lawyer boyfriend knows what he's doing...... Murder that is......

Halfcan
02-08-2007, 07:20 PM
He had no will-lol

PinkFloyd
02-08-2007, 07:29 PM
Ever since Elvis --- everyone is going out the fake way...

Fairplay
02-08-2007, 07:40 PM
A tribute to her.........

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DaneMcCloud
02-08-2007, 07:46 PM
I wonder if Dane Mccloud knew her?

Nope. Never met her nor did I ever see her around town. Sad story, though.

Mecca
02-08-2007, 07:51 PM
The pure class of this thread.......When people make prayer requests and shit like that should they be made fun of too because hey....we don't know those people either so it's not important right?

DaneMcCloud
02-08-2007, 07:58 PM
The whole world just got a little smarter or a lot less dumber today.

I don't know about that. Did you see this?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3767978#post3767978

Fairplay
02-08-2007, 08:02 PM
No ones perfect.

I loved her show. Maybe her biggest fan. Maybe.....

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greg63
02-08-2007, 08:05 PM
RIP

the Talking Can
02-08-2007, 08:17 PM
The pure class of this thread.......When people make prayer requests and shit like that should they be made fun of too because hey....we don't know those people either so it's not important right?


it wouldn't be right to have a thread without mecca scolding everyone....

PinkFloyd
02-08-2007, 08:18 PM
I really don't think she faked her death... She had alot going on in her life --- and she just didn't look well at all...

I bet she's slept maybe a total of a month since her boy died... She looked bad...

Mecca
02-08-2007, 08:30 PM
it wouldn't be right to have a thread without mecca scolding everyone....

Hey I'm just sayin there shouldn't be a double standard.....

Cochise
02-08-2007, 08:50 PM
it wouldn't be right to have a thread without mecca scolding everyone....

Everyone in the world is classless but him... and athletes he likes...

morphius
02-08-2007, 08:52 PM
The pure class of this thread.......When people make prayer requests and shit like that should they be made fun of too because hey....we don't know those people either so it's not important right?
Says the man with the avatar eating babies...

Halfcan
02-08-2007, 08:55 PM
Was it pills and booze that got her?

Stinger
02-08-2007, 09:03 PM
I'm sure the flag at the Playboy Mansion is at half-staff.

That doesn't happen anymore thanks to Viagra

Cochise
02-08-2007, 09:13 PM
"Would Tyler Durden Do" has an alleged pic of her, and references another website that is supposedly going to post video... sheesh

Stinger
02-08-2007, 09:13 PM
I have a feeling that express bus to Hell is going to be pretty full by the time this thread runs its course.

After reading this thread we are going to need a whole fleet.

FAX
02-08-2007, 09:17 PM
Ode To Anna

By FAX

Oh, Anna, Oh, Anna, goodbye and farewell.
You had much to offer and you taught us well.
Like only eat pizza with sugar free cola
And, guys will shell out to see big areola.

Oh, Anna, Oh, Anna, your life was so hard.
Victoria's Secret charged you by the yard.
True, you loved a double cheese and a Big Mac
Then worked it off by smoking man meat and crack.

You couldn't do math or write out your own name
But that didn't keep you from fortune and fame.
Big mansions and limos, yes that was your fate
And you earned it by pre-chewing food for your date.

The life of a starlet is oft an illusion
And you left a budding career in cold fusion
To hold your head high through the busts and arrests
And prove that no bra made could hold in your breasts.

You were the ideal to young girls everywhere
Who want to have sex with a blind millionaire.
So, today it seems fitting to stroke the banana
And peruse our back issues of Playboy, Oh, Anna.

FAX

BigRedChief
02-08-2007, 09:20 PM
and she just didn't look well at all.
In her prime:
NSFW:
http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/pl...le_smith_02.jpg

http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/pl...le_smith_20.jpg (http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/playmates/anna_nicole_smith/anna_nicole_smith_20.jpg)

http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/pl...le_smith_16.jpg (http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/playmates/anna_nicole_smith/anna_nicole_smith_16.jpg)

Easy 6
02-08-2007, 09:20 PM
Ode To Anna

By FAX

Oh, Anna, Oh, Anna, goodbye and farewell.
You had much to offer and you taught us well.
Like only eat pizza with sugar free cola
And, guys will shell out to see big areola.

Oh, Anna, Oh, Anna, your life was so hard.
Victoria's Secret charged you by the yard.
Sure, you loved a double cheese and a Big Mac
Then work it off by smoking man meat and crack.

And, you couldn't do math or write out your own name
But that didn't keep you from fortune and fame.
Big mansions and limos, yes that was your fate
And you earned it by pre-chewing food for your date.

The life of a starlet is oft an illusion
And you left a budding career in cold fusion
To hold your head high through the busts and arrests
And prove that no bra made could hold up your breasts.

You were the ideal to young girls everywhere
Who want to have sex with a blind millionaire.
So, today it seems fitting to stroke the banana
And peruse our back issues of Playboy, Oh, Anna.

FAX

A work of sublime beauty.

Someone "FAX" this to Sir Elton pronto.

mfkrush
02-08-2007, 09:21 PM
www.RushStylin.BlogSpot.com

Oh lord, I write a blog? Oh lord I wrote about this? Oh lord I am going to hell.

Baconeater
02-08-2007, 09:25 PM
In her prime:
NSFW:
http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/pl...le_smith_02.jpg

http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/pl...le_smith_20.jpg (http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/playmates/anna_nicole_smith/anna_nicole_smith_20.jpg)

http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/pl...le_smith_16.jpg (http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/playmates/anna_nicole_smith/anna_nicole_smith_16.jpg)
:shake: Are you serious? That's the best she has ever looked?

:Lin:

milkman
02-08-2007, 09:27 PM
:shake: Are you serious? That's the best she has ever looked?

:Lin:

What?

She looked pretty tasty to me.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-08-2007, 09:28 PM
Ode To Anna

By FAX

Oh, Anna, Oh, Anna, goodbye and farewell.
You had much to offer and you taught us well.
Like only eat pizza with sugar free cola
And, guys will shell out to see big areola.

Oh, Anna, Oh, Anna, your life was so hard.
Victoria's Secret charged you by the yard.
Sure, you loved a double cheese and a Big Mac
Then work it off by smoking man meat and crack.

And, you couldn't do math or write out your own name
But that didn't keep you from fortune and fame.
Big mansions and limos, yes that was your fate
And you earned it by pre-chewing food for your date.

The life of a starlet is oft an illusion
And you left a budding career in cold fusion
To hold your head high through the busts and arrests
And prove that no bra made could hold up your breasts.

You were the ideal to young girls everywhere
Who want to have sex with a blind millionaire.
So, today it seems fitting to stroke the banana
And peruse our back issues of Playboy, Oh, Anna.

FAX
ROFL

Mecca
02-08-2007, 09:29 PM
:shake: Are you serious? That's the best she has ever looked?

:Lin:

HAHA like you're pulling better than that......internet Don Juan...

"Look at those pointy knees she's way below my standard"....I'm sure you are pulling better than Playboy playmates of the year......uh huh.

Baconeater
02-08-2007, 09:39 PM
HAHA like you're pulling better than that......internet Don Juan...

"Look at those pointy knees she's way below my standard"....I'm sure you are pulling better than Playboy playmates of the year......uh huh.
You've just been babysitting this thread waiting for the opportunity to drop that, weren't you?

Mecca
02-08-2007, 09:51 PM
You've just been babysitting this thread waiting for the opportunity to drop that, weren't you?

No but anyone acting like a playboy playmate of the year is below their standard is really funny.

Direckshun
02-08-2007, 09:53 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070208/capt.ny21602082309.anna_nicole_smith_ny216.jpg?

You can't buy a smile like that.

munkey
02-08-2007, 09:56 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070208/capt.ny21602082309.anna_nicole_smith_ny216.jpg?

You can't buy a smile like that.


Thats open casket material....

memyselfI
02-08-2007, 09:57 PM
Wow, MSNBC just reported she may have suffered John Bonham's and Bon Scott's fate...

choked on her own vomit.

sedated
02-08-2007, 09:58 PM
Wow, MSNBC just reported she may have suffered John Bonham's and Bon Scott's fate...

choked on her own vomit.

hendrix

boogblaster
02-08-2007, 10:36 PM
RIP she was a beautiful bitch at one time ...

FAX
02-08-2007, 11:54 PM
Crazy photo. She looks as if she had been rubbing coke into her gums.

FAX

Demonpenz
02-09-2007, 02:25 AM
holy crap if you had anna in your death pool you are scoring big points. Come on Katie Holmes get demon back in the game

Chan93lx50
02-09-2007, 05:32 AM
:shake: Are you serious? That's the best she has ever looked?

:Lin:

You gay or something?

FAX
02-09-2007, 08:06 AM
Man. Some of the details associated with her death are making me feel pretty bad about my posts in this thread.

Apparently, she died alone in a hotel room and had recently been depressed about the constant legal battles, no friends, media abuse, etc.

This is really turning into a very sad story.

FAX

ChiTown
02-09-2007, 08:31 AM
This is really turning into a very sad story.

FAX

Aren't they all? ok, maybe not......

Chiefnj
02-09-2007, 08:39 AM
Wow, MSNBC just reported she may have suffered John Bonham's and Bon Scott's fate...

choked on her own vomit.

Are they sure it was her own vomit?

Iowanian
02-09-2007, 08:44 AM
Crazy photo. She looks as if she had been rubbing coke into her gums.

FAX

I've seen Bulls, Stud horses and Buck Deer make the same lip curl when a female in season rolled by upwind.

FAX
02-09-2007, 09:32 AM
Trump was on the Imus show this morning and said that he thought she might have been murdered by her husband/boyfriend/whatever.

FAX

Dremel
02-09-2007, 09:39 AM
Billionare son dies mysteriously

Anna's son drug related death

Anna got her wings

Slimy Laywer gets custody & big $$$$ ??

Who is left??

Cochise
02-09-2007, 09:43 AM
I wasn't going to post the photo here because I thought it was in poor taste.

But anyway, yeah. Hey all you bystanders, don't everybody help at once.

Amnorix
02-09-2007, 09:58 AM
Frankly, this is no surprise, and I feel worse for her little baby daughter than anyone else.

So, this should be "fun":

1. The fight over the parenthood of the daughter;

2. the fight over who gets to be the guardian of the daughter, and therefore control, for now, whatever ANS had left for money;

3. the fight over the money that belonged to that old billionaire (give you a hint -- her estate will continue that fight, and hte old man's kid(s) are NOT scott free on that issue just cuz she's dead).

4. watching this poor little girl grow up, no doubt dealing with paparazzi and various other vermin and hangers on trying to get a piece of her money or whatever.

Her life was a mess, and her death won't clean much of it up unfortunately.

chagrin
02-09-2007, 10:10 AM
One of her last pictures..from yesterday




I don't know about this, who are all those people, wasn't she "alone"?


EDIT - nevermind it's not real

gblowfish
02-09-2007, 10:14 AM
This is pretty disturbing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ_IcxTnPeY

dirk digler
02-09-2007, 10:18 AM
I don't know about this, who are all those people, wasn't she "alone"?


EDIT - nevermind it's not real

Yep I think you are right it appears to be different people. Sorry everyone.

Cochise
02-09-2007, 10:29 AM
Yeah, I was just about to post, I saw two pics that were supposedly her, but the one of her collapsed on the floor there is missing the tattoos that are visible in the other one.

chagrin
02-09-2007, 10:31 AM
Yep I think you are right it appears to be different people. Sorry everyone.


But if you happen to have her number...I'm in to pissing, heh-heh, awww-riight!

BigRedChief
02-09-2007, 10:49 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/09/smith.dies/newt1.smith6.fri.afp.gi.jpg
Recent photo of her. Now for those playing along Bugeater says he gets better all the time. I say prove it.

HonestChieffan
02-09-2007, 10:55 AM
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j77/retrogold/zannanicoleik4.jpg

ChiTown
02-09-2007, 10:55 AM
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j77/retrogold/zannanicoleik4.jpg

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

lmfao

Bob Dole
02-09-2007, 10:58 AM
www.RushStylin.BlogSpot.com

Oh lord, I write a blog? Oh lord I wrote about this? Oh lord I am going to hell.

Bob Dole assumes the author was attempting to be humorous with the Howard Stern part.

Redrum_69
02-09-2007, 11:56 AM
So was it true about her son being the father?

bogie
02-09-2007, 12:07 PM
Wow, some of you people are brutal. You would make great reporters on Fox. Thankfully you and everyone in your families are stellar citizens. I do feel sorry for her. For whatever reason, she couldn't/didn't get a grip. It's sad.

BIG_DADDY
02-09-2007, 12:12 PM
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j77/retrogold/zannanicoleik4.jpg

Now that's funny. ROFL

bogie
02-09-2007, 12:13 PM
A fox reporter just said ANS was so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she actually visted her home. SHOCKING!

BIG_DADDY
02-09-2007, 12:15 PM
A fox reporter just said ANS was so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she actually visted her home. SHOCKING!

Was that when she was 160 pounds or 260 pounds?

Phobia
02-09-2007, 12:18 PM
Was that when she was 160 pounds or 260 pounds?

I don't think Marilyn ever made 260.

bogie
02-09-2007, 12:31 PM
Was that when she was 160 pounds or 260 pounds?

What's your point?

memyselfI
02-09-2007, 01:10 PM
Wow, some of you people are brutal. You would make great reporters on Fox. Thankfully you and everyone in your families are stellar citizens. I do feel sorry for her. For whatever reason, she couldn't/didn't get a grip. It's sad.

It is sad and it's also a circus. All of these men claiming to be the father. Now it's Zza Zza Gabor's husband saying he is. One thing I know about this story is that my husband is NOT the father...I think.

:hmmm:

It reminds me of the scene in Life of Brian:

'I'm the Messiah'
'No, I'm the Messiah'
'No, no I'm the Messiah'

Baconeater
02-09-2007, 01:16 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/09/smith.dies/newt1.smith6.fri.afp.gi.jpg
Recent photo of her. Now for those playing along Bugeater says he gets better all the time. I say prove it.
I don't find her to be attractive. It's just an opinion for god's sake.

bogie
02-09-2007, 01:20 PM
It is sad and it's also a circus. All of these men claiming to be the father. Now it's Zza Zza Gabor's husband saying he is. One thing I know about this story is that my husband is NOT the father...I think.

:hmmm:

It reminds me of the scene in Life of Brian:

'I'm the Messiah'
'No, I'm the Messiah'
'No, no I'm the Messiah'

In life, she probably wasn't intelligent enough to defend herself. In death she certainly isn't. It's to bad she didn't have someone in her life strong enough to help her.

Amnorix
02-09-2007, 01:30 PM
I don't find her to be attractive. It's just an opinion for god's sake.


No worries, I'm with you. I'm not saying she was ugly, but I didn't find her to be all that. I'm sure that's partly influenced by the fact that I didn't have alot of respect for the way she handled her life.

I'm also generally not a fan of, err, more well built women with huge boobs. I tend to like them thinner and leaner.

I'd take 24-34B (or C)-24 over 26-36D-26.

That said, I find the waifish, breastless, anorexic look to be completely unappealing, make no mistake.

BIG_DADDY
02-09-2007, 01:34 PM
Frankly, this is no surprise, and I feel worse for her little baby daughter than anyone else.

So, this should be "fun":

1. The fight over the parenthood of the daughter;

2. the fight over who gets to be the guardian of the daughter, and therefore control, for now, whatever ANS had left for money;

3. the fight over the money that belonged to that old billionaire (give you a hint -- her estate will continue that fight, and hte old man's kid(s) are NOT scott free on that issue just cuz she's dead).

4. watching this poor little girl grow up, no doubt dealing with paparazzi and various other vermin and hangers on trying to get a piece of her money or whatever.

Her life was a mess, and her death won't clean much of it up unfortunately.

The only sure thing we know if is that the attorneys will get at least half of everything, right Amnorix? :)

Chiefnj
02-09-2007, 01:46 PM
It's to bad she didn't have someone in her life strong enough to help her.

When you go around sleeping with 99 year old men, it's no surprise they don't have much strength to help you out. They can barely stay awake past 4 p.m.

Amnorix
02-09-2007, 01:49 PM
The only sure thing we know if is that the attorneys will get at least half of everything, right Amnorix? :)


Well, they gotta feed their family, you know... ;)

bogie
02-09-2007, 01:52 PM
When you go around sleeping with 99 year old men, it's no surprise they don't have much strength to help you out. They can barely stay awake past 4 p.m.


:) yea I doubt the 99 year old had much positive mental influence on her life.

vailpass
02-09-2007, 01:58 PM
Still and all, in her prime, I'd like to have seen that beaver.

Chiefnj
02-09-2007, 02:02 PM
Her life was a mess.

Some judge should cut through the mess and order paternity testing ASAP. Award temporary custody of the little girl to the father and then let all the vultures fight over what money, if any, ANS had.

FringeNC
02-09-2007, 03:27 PM
Do we know yet how her son died? Is that methadone - prozac cocktail the official story? If that cocktail was that deadly, there'd be rock stars dying like flies. Sounds fishy to me.

FAX
02-09-2007, 03:56 PM
Do we know yet how her son died? Is that methadone - prozac cocktail the official story? If that cocktail was that deadly, there'd be rock stars dying like flies. Sounds fishy to me.

I think the official version was a blend of methadone and anti-depressants.

That's what Trump was saying on Imus this morning, Mr. FringeNC. First the son, now Anna Nicole.

Makes you wonder.

FAX

Frazod
02-09-2007, 03:58 PM
Apparently now Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband has tossed his dick in the ring as well. Claims he's the father.

Good lord. :shake:

Somebody else can post the f#cking link. It's on Drudge. I'm about Anna Nicole'd out at this point.

Cochise
02-09-2007, 04:00 PM
blahwahaa... the news media is in full "dead blonde chick" coverage mode.

FAX
02-09-2007, 04:01 PM
There's plenty more Anna Nicole where that came from, Mr. frazod.

On my channel, we're still looking for the bastard child and trying to get an interview with the autopsy physican.

FAX

FAX
02-09-2007, 04:11 PM
Giraldo is reporting that he's good friends with the autopsy physician. Says he's a nice guy, but weirdly incoherent.

Reporting on penalty of mustachectomy that the doctor found there were no pills in Anna's stomach. Says that's hard to swallow. Has a gut feeling there's more to the story and has dedicated the remainder of his life to finding Anna Nicole's Vault.

FAX

Frazod
02-09-2007, 04:13 PM
There are times when I think the extinction of the human race might not be such a bad thing. This is one of them.

Cochise
02-09-2007, 04:15 PM
[Geraldo said] there were no pills in Anna's stomach. Says that's hard to swallow.

Greatest pun ever.

FAX
02-09-2007, 04:19 PM
Fox news reporting that Anna Nicole may have been in poor mental health at the time of her death. Have uncovered previously unpublished photos of Anna Nicole nursing her baby (not bad, either). Experts are suggesting that Anna Nicole couldn't get her problems off her chest and may have been suffering from postpartum illness. Dannellynn (baby Anna Nicole) named as America's Itsy Princess.

Special later tonight featuring a dramatic recreation of this tragic beauty's last moments.

FAX

dirk digler
02-09-2007, 04:41 PM
This is an interesting story. No illegal drugs found in her room or stomach. Maybe someone poisoned her?

HolmeZz
02-09-2007, 05:20 PM
Apparently now Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband has tossed his dick in the ring as well. Claims he's the father.

Good lord. :shake: .

He says he thinks he might be the father, but that there may be 20 or 30 other men. ROFL

SLAG
02-10-2007, 12:30 AM
The Jocky on the radio sounded serious... thats what he said... that the court ordered paternity tests and ANS knew that her son was the babys dad


here are some other links pertaining to this

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/09292006_11_daddydaniel.shtml

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060914071628AAeIiGA

another "Friendly Picture"

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/anna_son_1_001.jpg

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 04:13 AM
cursed, my guess.