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grandllama
02-09-2007, 11:05 AM
... that is all.

/ second three week business trip in three months
// damn french have a different word for everything
/// STILL haven't surrendered to me...

Cochise
02-09-2007, 11:05 AM
/// STILL haven't surrendered to me...

Have you tried glaring menacingly?

boogblaster
02-09-2007, 11:07 AM
Wrong product..they buy guns and ammo ....

grandllama
02-09-2007, 11:08 AM
That didn't get Colts fans to quit throwing BBQ at me, do you think it would get the French to surrender their daughters? (don't want the country)

//over 18 of course

JBucc
02-09-2007, 11:10 AM
Take a shit in their bidet.

grandllama
02-09-2007, 11:13 AM
Take a shit in their bidet.

Scary thing is, this damn hotel room has one...

I ain't got a clue how to operate it ROFL

Eric
02-09-2007, 11:18 AM
Crazy Horse ???????

Stewie
02-09-2007, 11:24 AM
Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his
telephone rings.

"Hallo, Mr. Chirac!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down
at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you
that we are officially declaring war on you!"

"Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big
is your army?"

"Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is meself,
me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team
from the pub. That makes eight!"

Chirac paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my
army waiting to move on my command."

"Begorra!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back. Sure enough, the
next day, Paddy calls again. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on. We have
managed to get us some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Paddy?" Chirac asks.

"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Marphy's farm tractor."

Chirac sighs amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks
and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to
150,000 since we last spoke."

"Saints preserve us!" says Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is
still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified
Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the
cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!"

Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat.
"I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes.
My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile
sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!"

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" says Paddy, "I will have to ring you back."

Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr.
Chirac! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war."

"Really? I am sorry to hear that," says Chirac. "Why the sudden change
of heart?"

"Well," says Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and
decided there is no fookin' way we can feed 200,000 French prisoners."

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-09-2007, 11:43 AM
Thier fries are good though.

ChiTown
02-09-2007, 11:58 AM
Water is wet.....

grandllama
02-09-2007, 11:59 AM
Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his
ROFL ROFL ROFL

grandllama
02-09-2007, 12:00 PM
Thier fries are good though.

And you can get a beer at the company cafeteria with your lunch... the only reason I can figure out is so you forget what kind of pig slop they are serving....

StcChief
02-09-2007, 12:06 PM
Thier fries are good though.

they aren't Freedom Fries.

ChiefaRoo
02-09-2007, 12:54 PM
France Sucks and KU's mascot is homosexual. What else do ya' got?

Radar Chief
02-09-2007, 01:04 PM
And you can get a beer at the company cafeteria with your lunch... the only reason I can figure out is so you forget what kind of pig slop they are serving....

I always found French food to be pretty tasty. It just takes 5 or 6 help’ns to stick to the ribs of an American sized guy. ;)

CHIEF4EVER
02-09-2007, 01:04 PM
French tanks are the only ones in the world with 1 forward gear and 13 reverse......

Redrum_69
02-09-2007, 01:16 PM
The only good thing about the France...


are the brothels/hostels



but not in the city...the best ones are located on the outskirts...in the middle of nowhere.


I ended up at one, and never could recall how the hell I got there. All I remember was being at a train station. Then taking a taxi and we stopped at this one locale. I paid my tab, grabbed my backpack and hiked for a few miles. It was pretty damn surreal. I just remember thinking that this is what my family had fought for. The people over there are curious as much as they are polite, but they watch outsiders carefully. So...I happened across this very small town, just because of the music that was playing. SOunded like a freakin rave. The door is cracked open and I peak in. I'm stunned at the hotties in there. I walk in, order a pint, and mingle. THis redhead walked up to me, just some plain jane chick. She and I hit it off and her name was Polina. I'll never forget how tall she was. She lived a few miles down the road with her sister. I was like, "yeah right" but then her sister walked up...and she..well...she was ok. Kinda not the prettiest crayon in the box, but she was a crayon none the least. So I walked home with both of them. They did really live on a farm...and the house looked like it had been passed down through the family for years. Was more of a stone cottage. We all kicked it for the entire time I was over there.

Fish
02-09-2007, 01:21 PM
They did really live on a farm...and the house looked like it had been passed down through the family for years. Was more of a stone cottage. We all kicked it for the entire time I was over there.

And by "kicked it" you mean 3 way right??

greg63
02-09-2007, 01:22 PM
France Sucks

Yer just figurin that out?

grandllama
02-09-2007, 01:37 PM
I always found French food to be pretty tasty. It just takes 5 or 6 help’ns to stick to the ribs of an American sized guy. ;)

That's true... last time I was here I was closer to the restaurant district... now I'm living on room service...

But I did have Pizza Hut last night and a Supreme Pan tastes just like it does in the US... however it is half the size and costs more money $15.80 Euros or about $22 american.

grandllama
02-09-2007, 01:38 PM
And by "kicked it" you mean 3 way right??

oooh, hot french sister on sister action... I think all the chicks in Strasbourg are wearing chastity belts....