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Bowser
02-10-2007, 03:13 PM
Don't let me down, you AFC bastards! I'm counting on you to enable me to pay off my house and send my kid to Harvard!!!1

Bowser
02-10-2007, 03:13 PM
This thread sucks.

Buck
02-10-2007, 03:16 PM
Don't worry, Marty isn't coaching the team.

Coach
02-10-2007, 03:17 PM
This thread sucks.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/orly_owl.jpg

Simply Red
02-10-2007, 03:28 PM
This thread sucks.

This thread Rocks!

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 03:45 PM
Now we'll see what Larry does with a real offensive line. I'm guessing he wins game MVP.

Coach
02-10-2007, 03:50 PM
This thread Rocks!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/ThisThread.jpg

Reerun_KC
02-10-2007, 03:54 PM
The Pro Bowl is like watching paint dry.

When are they playing that anyway?

Buck
02-10-2007, 03:54 PM
The Pro Bowl is like watching paint dry.

When are they playing that anyway?

About 5 and a half minutes from now.

Bowser
02-10-2007, 03:55 PM
The Pro Bowl is like watching paint dry.

When are they playing that anyway?

You can always switch over to the Lifetime Network.

Reerun_KC
02-10-2007, 03:57 PM
You can always switch over to the Lifetime Network.

About the same....

Plenty of College basketball...

Enjoy the game, guys...

Bowser
02-10-2007, 03:59 PM
How long until Zach locks this thread?

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-10-2007, 04:01 PM
When did they start putting the Pro Bowl on Saturday night?

Reerun_KC
02-10-2007, 04:02 PM
How long until Zach locks this thread?

Dont know, this thread has serious Hall of Fame type potential...

siberian khatru
02-10-2007, 04:02 PM
When did they start putting the Pro Bowl on Saturday night?

When the Grammys were on Sunday night?

OnTheWarpath58
02-10-2007, 04:03 PM
Was that X-Factor in the intro?

Nice to see Chiefs fans there.....

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-10-2007, 04:03 PM
When the Grammys were on Sunday night?
People watch the Grammys?

Phobia
02-10-2007, 04:05 PM
Was that X-Factor in the intro?

Nice to see Chiefs fans there.....

They aren't there. That's a clip they've used many times.

Phobia
02-10-2007, 04:08 PM
Can you believe it's not in HD? CBS sucks so badly.

stevieray
02-10-2007, 04:09 PM
They aren't there. That's a clip they've used many times.


yes they are...X won a contest in Denver...

siberian khatru
02-10-2007, 04:10 PM
People watch the Grammys?

I haven't in years, but I think they still get good Nielsens.

Actually, I'd like to see the regrouped Police, but I don't want to sit through all the other dreck. I might Tivo it and FF to the one part.

Phobia
02-10-2007, 04:11 PM
yes they are...X won a contest in Denver...

Oh wow. I'll just shut up now.

Coach
02-10-2007, 04:12 PM
LMAO

Just get the **** down!

OnTheWarpath58
02-10-2007, 04:12 PM
More like a circus than an All Star game.....

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-10-2007, 04:12 PM
LMAO Spectacular pass by Tiki Barber there.

KCBOSS1
02-10-2007, 04:13 PM
It's so good not to have to hear the continual, "It's official, Peyton Manning has the Dan Marino curse" thread again. I was just thinking about that while they were interviewing him a few minutes ago.

OnTheWarpath58
02-10-2007, 04:14 PM
I love how that was set up.....might see something special on Barber's first play....

That WAS special. Tiki Barber's imitation of Rex Grossman.

88TG88
02-10-2007, 04:18 PM
dammit peyton stop thorwing crap to TG

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 04:21 PM
Put in LJ and let him bull his way into the endzone. Retards.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-10-2007, 04:26 PM
Put in LJ and let him bull his way into the endzone. Retards.
You know it's all about Peyton.

OnTheWarpath58
02-10-2007, 04:27 PM
*yawn*

Time for some new players.....

Bowser
02-10-2007, 04:27 PM
They should re-name it Hungover Millionaire Athlete Bowl.

Reerun_KC
02-10-2007, 04:28 PM
People watch the Grammys?

People actually watch the Pro Bowl?

OnTheWarpath58
02-10-2007, 04:28 PM
The 2007 Lunesta Pro Bowl.

What puts you to sleep faster?

Bowser
02-10-2007, 04:29 PM
People actually watch the Pro Bowl?

What's the Pro Bowl?

Reerun_KC
02-10-2007, 04:30 PM
What's the Pro Bowl?


Beats me, I am watching the end of the TT/OSU game, then over to the CO/KSUcks game...

unothadeal
02-10-2007, 04:30 PM
He changed the play to a pass on 4th and goal on the 1

BucEyedPea
02-10-2007, 04:31 PM
I just got in and didn't know this was on today.

I just hope BB has the ball handed-off to LaDainian EVERY play! :evil:

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 04:31 PM
GIVE LJ THE FOCKING ROCK

unothadeal
02-10-2007, 04:31 PM
YES

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 04:32 PM
LJ would have gotten 10 yards in 4 plays.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-10-2007, 04:43 PM
Haha, ****ing Kaeding ****ing missed.

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 04:43 PM
GIVE LJ THE FOCKING ROCK! JESUS!

Bowser
02-10-2007, 04:45 PM
GIVE LJ THE FOCKING ROCK! JESUS!

LJ probably still isn't ready to go from the 430+ carries of the season.

Bowser
02-10-2007, 04:45 PM
Greg Gumbel looks like he's coming off a three day bender.

88TG88
02-10-2007, 04:46 PM
Greg Gumbel looks like he's coming off a three day bender.
ill bet that guy knows how to party

HMc
02-10-2007, 04:46 PM
oh oh simms mentioned green simms mentioned green

unothadeal
02-10-2007, 04:46 PM
Yay, they mentioned Trent Green. Does that qualify him as a Pro Bowler?

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-10-2007, 04:47 PM
GIVE LJ THE FOCKING ROCK! JESUS!
Jesus didn't get chosen for the Pro Bowl.

Bowser
02-10-2007, 04:50 PM
THAT BABY HAS JAUNDICE! CALL SOCIAL SERVICES!

OnTheWarpath58
02-10-2007, 04:53 PM
Is this the same crew that did the Jacksonville game?

When the play clock hits 00....call delay of game.

Very easy to do, just pay attention.

sedated
02-10-2007, 04:54 PM
and Romo holds the extra point. success.

sedated
02-10-2007, 04:57 PM
they should be able to wear their own team's jerseys, like the NBA did

Phobia
02-10-2007, 04:57 PM
Dude, I HATE it when announcers say a player is the "author" of some action that took place on the field. It drives me crazy. CRAZY.

I HATE Gumbel. I want to eat his children.

unothadeal
02-10-2007, 04:59 PM
Where IN THE HELL is LJ

unothadeal
02-10-2007, 05:01 PM
Hester=Amazing KR
Hester=Shit DB

JBucc
02-10-2007, 05:01 PM
That's why Hester just returns punts

HMc
02-10-2007, 05:02 PM
heh that was a turnover on downs right there



/bryant gumbel

Bowser
02-10-2007, 05:13 PM
Bulger fumbled that on purpose. The fix is in.

Bowser
02-10-2007, 05:17 PM
I wish Shannon Sharpe would just go ahead and wear the skullcap Mushmouth did in Fat Albert.

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 05:19 PM
This is disgusting. Almost halftime and LJ hasn't touched the ball. DAMMIT CARL!

Bowser
02-10-2007, 05:22 PM
This is disgusting. Almost halftime and LJ hasn't touched the ball. DAMMIT CARL!

Belichick is trying to teach him a lesson.

Thig Lyfe
02-10-2007, 05:24 PM
Belichick is trying to teach him a lesson.

No class.

JBucc
02-10-2007, 05:27 PM
LJ just got squashed

Demonpenz
02-10-2007, 05:32 PM
oh jeses chad johnson just blew out his leg

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 05:32 PM
Stay down, bitch.

sedated
02-10-2007, 05:37 PM
This is disgusting. Almost halftime and LJ hasn't touched the ball. DAMMIT CARL!

good, let him sit in the press box and eat nachos

Reerun_KC
02-10-2007, 05:38 PM
good, let him sit in the press box and eat nachos


nachos Rock!

Demonpenz
02-10-2007, 05:40 PM
http://www.geocities.com/demonpenz/tribute_flag.html

Buck
02-10-2007, 05:55 PM
Too Bad Belichick had to suck Peyton Manning's dick off in the first half and didn't give shit to the AFC RBs

FDS
02-10-2007, 05:57 PM
Pull all the Chiefs now! They're going down like redrum's mom on the AFC side.

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

Buck
02-10-2007, 06:05 PM
The Pro Bowl is Rigged, LT should have 11 TDs by now

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 06:17 PM
LJ FLASHES THE RECEIVING SKILLS

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 06:18 PM
LJ IS A STUD LOOK AT THE POWER

Buck
02-10-2007, 06:20 PM
Looks like Champ Bailey is in as a WR

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 06:21 PM
Brian Moorman got JACKED UP

Buck
02-10-2007, 06:22 PM
Sean Taylor is an asshole, he needs to be fined for that.

unothadeal
02-10-2007, 06:22 PM
I just peed a little

Coach
02-10-2007, 06:23 PM
He just got the f**k knocked out of him!

DJay23
02-10-2007, 06:23 PM
Wow, really impressive to level the punter like that. He gives up, what, like 50 pounds to Taylor?

Why don't you dance around like a jackass a little more. Real tough.

Buck
02-10-2007, 06:24 PM
The Redskins are my 2nd team and I even think Sean Taylor was wrong there.

Coach
02-10-2007, 06:24 PM
Wow, really impressive to level the punter like that. He gives up, what, like 50 pounds to Taylor?

Why don't you dance around like a jackass a little more. Real tough.

Well, what's even more impressive is that punter got up like it was nothing and walked away. That's a tough punter.

Coach
02-10-2007, 06:25 PM
The Redskins are my 2nd team and I even think Sean Taylor was wrong there.

Last time I checked, there isn't a rule that prohibits players from hitting punters. Even if there is the weight difference.

Bob Dole
02-10-2007, 06:25 PM
Well, what's even more impressive is that punter got up like it was nothing and walked away. That's a tough punter.

Bob Dole liked the way the punter chased his celebrating ass downfield and told him nice hit.

Ed Reed for MVP.

Buck
02-10-2007, 06:27 PM
Last time I checked, there isn't a rule that prohibits players from hitting punters. Even if there is the weight difference.

Its the Pro Bowl

Coach
02-10-2007, 06:27 PM
Bob Dole liked the way the punter chased his celebrating ass downfield and told him nice hit.

Ed Reed for MVP.

Heh, Sedgwick, Kansas represent!

Nice throw by Young.

Coach
02-10-2007, 06:28 PM
Its the Pro Bowl

Pro-Bowl or not, it's still legal.

Buck
02-10-2007, 06:29 PM
The Japanese version of that hit is much funnier.

unothadeal
02-10-2007, 06:30 PM
Yes, yes it is

Buck
02-10-2007, 06:32 PM
Vince Young sucks. Thats 2 straight plays where Gates should have caught an easy touchdown.

Bowser
02-10-2007, 06:32 PM
Vince Young sucks. Thats 2 straight plays where Gates should have caught an easy touchdown.

Mecca is proud of you, grasshopper.

Buck
02-10-2007, 06:33 PM
Vince Young sucks. Thats 2 straight plays where Gates should have caught an easy touchdown.

^^^

unothadeal
02-10-2007, 06:33 PM
Vince Young sucks. Thats 2 straight plays where Gates should have caught an easy touchdown.

Well I disagree. He is a young kid and wil...Nevermind

Buck
02-10-2007, 06:36 PM
Okay, this rant is about 4 weeks late, but How the hell do the Patriots hold LT back when he wants to go talk to their guy? Its his house, let him do what he wants.

scott free
02-10-2007, 06:36 PM
Sean Taylor's spot at the dirtbag table with TO & Ray-Ray has been secured for years.

He's been a POS cancer since he came in, break a leg Sean...NO REALLY...break a leg.

FDS
02-10-2007, 06:44 PM
I read that the reason Hobbs danced on the logo was because Rivers called him the worst CB in the league.

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 06:45 PM
Tony G raping!

Buck
02-10-2007, 06:45 PM
I read that the reason Hobbs danced on the logo was because Rivers called him the worst CB in the league.

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

He called him the worst CB in the league after he started dancing on our Logo.

Thig Lyfe
02-10-2007, 06:46 PM
I'm watching Slap Shot instead.

Buck
02-10-2007, 06:46 PM
I thought Chad Johnson got injured.

FDS
02-10-2007, 06:47 PM
He called him the worst CB in the league after he started dancing on our Logo.


I never saw it, but there was film showing the two jaw jacking before the dance.

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

Buck
02-10-2007, 06:48 PM
Oh well, Im off to watch the Sugar Shane Mosely fight. Hopefully I beat all these drunkards at poker like I did last time. I came home with over $100 all because they were all wasted and had no idea what was going on. God Bless America!!!

Bowser
02-10-2007, 06:50 PM
Oh well, Im off to watch the Sugar Shane Mosely fight. Hopefully I beat all these drunkards at poker like I did last time. I came home with over $100 all because they were all wasted and had no idea what was going on. God Bless America!!!

I bet 100 bucks in San Diego is the equivalent of having 10 bucks in your pocket everywhere else.

Have fun!

Bob Dole
02-10-2007, 06:54 PM
Anyone else notice that Chad Johnson sounds a lot like Mike Tyson when he speaks?

scott free
02-10-2007, 06:55 PM
Do da baingoe hab whabi taik ta taik da ness step???

Bob Dole
02-10-2007, 07:03 PM
Is Solari calling the plays for the AFC?

scott free
02-10-2007, 07:04 PM
GET THE F OUTTA HERE, Hester is incredible!!!

Bowser
02-10-2007, 07:05 PM
Christ. Shannon Sharpe interviewing Michael Irvin.

Bowser
02-10-2007, 07:13 PM
Man, all this high brow football makes me want to put in Madden 06. You know, the game where the Chiefs still had an offense.

Bob Dole
02-10-2007, 07:23 PM
This is almost like watching a bonus KC game to wrap up the season.

Choke.

greg63
02-10-2007, 07:24 PM
I think it's funny that Manning totally tanked.

Simply Red
02-10-2007, 07:27 PM
Just tuned in. How'd Larry do?

Simply Red
02-10-2007, 07:30 PM
great thanks

Bowser
02-10-2007, 07:32 PM
great thanks

LMAO

Not worth a shit, apparently. I guess he had one good catch.

Bowser
02-10-2007, 07:32 PM
OH, TEH DRAH-MAH! WHO WILL WIN???>///?

Simply Red
02-10-2007, 07:33 PM
over [clap,clap,clap] time!

unothadeal
02-10-2007, 07:36 PM
I want to kill those f*cking Hawians yelling at Steve Smith

Bob Dole
02-10-2007, 07:37 PM
Tynes could have missed that.

Bowser
02-10-2007, 07:39 PM
Tynes could have missed that.

You misspelled "would".

greg63
02-10-2007, 07:43 PM
Just tuned in. How'd Larry do?
Had two runs; one for eleven yards and a first down and then right after that another ten yard run.

Marlboro_Chief
02-10-2007, 07:44 PM
The first of three hideous All-Star contests this month is in the book.

Simply Red
02-10-2007, 07:54 PM
Had dtwo runs; one for eleven yards and a first down and then right after that another ten yard run.

not too bad...

Simply Red
02-10-2007, 07:55 PM
You misspelled "would".


rep ROFL

Simply Red
02-10-2007, 07:57 PM
Switching gears now.

Tuned into UK vs FL

Hoping for a Kentucky win...

greg63
02-10-2007, 08:04 PM
not too bad...

Yeah, except that the next hand off he received he got planted right at the point of the hand off.