I went to a gun show and bought...

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

A walking cane.

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/1681/cane1tt1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/8466/canehead2np4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7227/caneheadlp3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

For badasses...

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/8193/canebladexh1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Joie]

Nice.

[88TG88]

that is pretty sweet

[Phobia]

I'll bet Bobb Fett would make it sing.

[Tribal Warfare]

now, you need to get into a underground drug dealing/running operation to make your ensemble complete

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

now, you need to get into a underground drug dealing/running operation to make your ensemble complete

I was thinking more along the lines of a badass top hat and white gloves.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8670/accextophatnm6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Extra Point]

I don't think he had in mind the closing scene to "Blazing Saddles."

[Ari Chi3fs]

Now you need a Crunk ass Pimp Chalice.

[Bwana]

ROFL

WTF are you going to do with that? Here I expected to open this thread and find a picture of a real toy such as a Glock 20 10mm with three or four 15 round clips, but noooooooooooooo.

[Skip Towne]

How much did your mommy pay for that?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

WTF are you going to do with that?

Walk?

And slice open anyone that tries any funny bidness.....

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

How much did your mommy pay for that?

I paid $30. A bargain. Better than the $3 Dr. Pepper anyway...

[Bwana]

Walk?

And slice open anyone that tries any funny bidness.....

WALK? WTF? Do you have a wooden leg we don't know about or what? :hmmm:

As far as the rest, never take a knife to a gun fight. I will give you some respect if you can manage to get that on an airplane though. :)

[boogblaster]

You made mommy proud..didn't even have to stop for a Happy-Meal at MickyDs..

[Phobia]

I think you should do the honorable thing and fall on it.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

I think you should do the honorable thing and fall on it.

I could have committed seppuku with my katana years ago...

[BWillie]

Attach a mirror on the bottom of it, and hang out at the mall and you'd be in business.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Attach a mirror on the bottom of it, and hang out at the mall and you'd be in business.

I'm very confused.

[Thig Lyfe]

"I went to a gun show and bought a walking cane"


Sounds like a Bob Dylan lyric.

[Ari Chi3fs]

you never heard of peeking up girls skirts? You are more lost than previously thought.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

you never heard of peeking up girls skirts? You are more lost than previously thought.

Oh, that. That never really interested me. I can't ever remember even attempting it, actually.

[Griswald]

I saw that cane on a Steven King mini-series one time

[Tribal Warfare]

I was thinking more along the lines of a badass top hat and white gloves.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8670/accextophatnm6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



again affirming you're da ghey :D

[DenverChief]

you need a CCW

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

again affirming you're da ghey :D

It's called style. Chicks dig cane swords.

[Joie]

It's called style. Chicks dig cane swords.
We do? ROFL

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

We do? ROFL

Think of it as a sexual aid. Have you ever been penetrated by a dragon's head?

[Tribal Warfare]

Chicks dig cane swords.




Yeah, but's the "other" sword they dig.

[Joie]

Think of it as a sexual aid. Have you ever been penetrated by a dragon's head?
Umm, no. Have you? Did it hurt?