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Count Alex's Losses
02-10-2007, 05:38 PM
A walking cane.

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/1681/cane1tt1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/8466/canehead2np4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7227/caneheadlp3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

For badasses...

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/8193/canebladexh1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Joie
02-10-2007, 05:41 PM
Nice.

88TG88
02-10-2007, 05:43 PM
that is pretty sweet

Phobia
02-10-2007, 05:44 PM
I'll bet Bobb Fett would make it sing.

Tribal Warfare
02-10-2007, 05:48 PM
now, you need to get into a underground drug dealing/running operation to make your ensemble complete

Count Alex's Losses
02-10-2007, 05:50 PM
now, you need to get into a underground drug dealing/running operation to make your ensemble complete

I was thinking more along the lines of a badass top hat and white gloves.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8670/accextophatnm6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Extra Point
02-10-2007, 05:51 PM
I don't think he had in mind the closing scene to "Blazing Saddles."

Ari Chi3fs
02-10-2007, 05:53 PM
Now you need a Crunk ass Pimp Chalice.

Bwana
02-10-2007, 05:53 PM
ROFL

WTF are you going to do with that? Here I expected to open this thread and find a picture of a real toy such as a Glock 20 10mm with three or four 15 round clips, but noooooooooooooo.

Skip Towne
02-10-2007, 05:53 PM
How much did your mommy pay for that?

Count Alex's Losses
02-10-2007, 05:54 PM
WTF are you going to do with that?

Walk?

And slice open anyone that tries any funny bidness.....

Count Alex's Losses
02-10-2007, 05:55 PM
How much did your mommy pay for that?

I paid $30. A bargain. Better than the $3 Dr. Pepper anyway...

Bwana
02-10-2007, 05:57 PM
Walk?

And slice open anyone that tries any funny bidness.....

WALK? WTF? Do you have a wooden leg we don't know about or what? :hmmm:

As far as the rest, never take a knife to a gun fight. I will give you some respect if you can manage to get that on an airplane though. :)

boogblaster
02-10-2007, 05:59 PM
You made mommy proud..didn't even have to stop for a Happy-Meal at MickyDs..

Phobia
02-10-2007, 06:01 PM
I think you should do the honorable thing and fall on it.

Count Alex's Losses
02-10-2007, 06:03 PM
I think you should do the honorable thing and fall on it.

I could have committed seppuku with my katana years ago...

BWillie
02-10-2007, 06:03 PM
Attach a mirror on the bottom of it, and hang out at the mall and you'd be in business.

Count Alex's Losses
02-10-2007, 06:05 PM
Attach a mirror on the bottom of it, and hang out at the mall and you'd be in business.

I'm very confused.

Thig Lyfe
02-10-2007, 06:08 PM
"I went to a gun show and bought a walking cane"


Sounds like a Bob Dylan lyric.

Ari Chi3fs
02-10-2007, 06:09 PM
you never heard of peeking up girls skirts? You are more lost than previously thought.

Count Alex's Losses
02-10-2007, 06:10 PM
you never heard of peeking up girls skirts? You are more lost than previously thought.

Oh, that. That never really interested me. I can't ever remember even attempting it, actually.

Bill Parcells
02-10-2007, 06:19 PM
I saw that cane on a Steven King mini-series one time

Tribal Warfare
02-10-2007, 06:41 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of a badass top hat and white gloves.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8670/accextophatnm6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



again affirming you're da ghey :D

DenverChief
02-10-2007, 06:43 PM
you need a CCW

Count Alex's Losses
02-10-2007, 06:44 PM
again affirming you're da ghey :D

It's called style. Chicks dig cane swords.

Joie
02-10-2007, 06:45 PM
It's called style. Chicks dig cane swords.
We do? ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
02-10-2007, 06:46 PM
We do? ROFL

Think of it as a sexual aid. Have you ever been penetrated by a dragon's head?

Tribal Warfare
02-10-2007, 06:48 PM
Chicks dig cane swords.




Yeah, but's the "other" sword they dig.

Joie
02-10-2007, 06:48 PM
Think of it as a sexual aid. Have you ever been penetrated by a dragon's head?
Umm, no. Have you? Did it hurt?