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Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 10:37 PM
What's wrong with me? I'm way too polite around females. Even ones that tell me they "swear like a sailor."

88TG88
02-10-2007, 10:39 PM
call em a bitch or a dirty ass ho

milkman
02-10-2007, 10:44 PM
The question is;
What the hell isn't wrong with you?

Bill Parcells
02-10-2007, 10:45 PM
Thats because you're insecure, Clayton.

Further proof you are still a virgin :eek:

Simplex3
02-10-2007, 10:47 PM
It might have to do with the fact that you don't think about anyone's feelings but your own.

Donger
02-10-2007, 10:48 PM
Perhaps you should try non-offensive women?

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 10:53 PM
It might have to do with the fact that you don't think about anyone's feelings but your own.

What? I don't think you understand.

I WON'T offend them.

Simplex3
02-10-2007, 10:54 PM
What? I don't think you understand.

I WON'T offend them.
...and this is a problem why?

Oh, I get it. Didn't have any other way to bring attention to yourself. My bad. Carry on.

Donger
02-10-2007, 10:55 PM
What's wrong with me? I'm way too polite around females. Even ones that tell me they "swear like a sailor."

Serious question: how do you act around women? I mean around ones to whom you aren't related/might possibly be a romantic target?

luv
02-10-2007, 11:01 PM
You try to offend me all the time. You might want to stress that you mean women you consider attractive.

htismaqe
02-10-2007, 11:02 PM
...and this is a problem why?

Because all the chicks think he's gay...

Duh.

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 11:02 PM
Serious question: how do you act around women? I mean around ones to whom you aren't related/might possibly be a romantic target?

I'm far too polite. I'm not myself.

Around guys, even ones I JUST MET, I'm pretty crude.

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 11:04 PM
You try to offend me all the time. You might want to stress that you mean women you consider attractive.

Oh, women on the internet are completely different. I don't know why. I mean, you could be a guy so maybe that has something to do with it. But if we actually met, I'd be super nice. You'd probably be shocked.

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 11:05 PM
...and this is a problem why?


Well, it's not that they WILL be offended. But, in fear that they might be, I overcompensate.

Bowser
02-10-2007, 11:05 PM
I'm far too polite. I'm not myself.

Around guys, even ones I JUST MET, I'm pretty crude.

OK, you're going to have to spell this out.

What exactly has happened to lead you to this conclusion?

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 11:08 PM
OK, you're going to have to spell this out.

What exactly has happened to lead you to this conclusion?

It struck me while I was voice-chatting this evening. Earlier I was with some dudes, no chicks, and I was totally crude.

Now I'm with a couple of chicks and I'm not...I don't want to say the same things I was saying before.

You wouldn't believe what's going on in this chat, BTW.

ROFL

luv
02-10-2007, 11:09 PM
Oh, women on the internet are completely different. I don't know why. I mean, you could be a guy so maybe that has something to do with it. But if we actually met, I'd be super nice. You'd probably be shocked.
Yes, I would be.

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:09 PM
I'm far too polite. I'm not myself.

Around guys, even ones I JUST MET, I'm pretty crude.

I don't believe any woman has ever been offended by a guy being too polite. They may think you're gay and put you on the "never going to f*ck him" list, but never offended.

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 11:10 PM
I don't believe any woman has ever been offended by a guy being too polite. They may think you're gay and put you on the "never going to f*ck him" list, but never offended.

I realize that. That's why I'm so polite. I don't think I'd even put my elbows on the table.

Bowser
02-10-2007, 11:11 PM
It struck me while I was voice-chatting this evening. Earlier I was with some dudes, no chicks, and I was totally crude.

Now I'm with a couple of chicks and I'm not...I don't want to say the same things I was saying before.

You wouldn't believe what's going on in this chat, BTW.

ROFL

So some chick just jumped into the middle of this chat?

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:12 PM
I realize that. That's why I'm so polite. I don't think I'd even put my elbows on the table.

You really shouldn't fear women as much as you do. They aren't that scary.

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 11:12 PM
So some chick just jumped into the middle of this chat?

No. Separate chat. Although the same guys from before joined me.

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 11:14 PM
You really shouldn't fear women as much as you do. They aren't that scary.

I don't think it's a fear issue. I can't explain it. I'm just an incredible gentleman.

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:16 PM
I don't think it's a fear issue. I can't explain it. I'm just an incredible gentleman.

No. It's a fear issue. Or you're gay. Either way, it's okay. I think you have a lot to offer a prospective mate.

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 11:18 PM
Tell me about your mother.

Bowser
02-10-2007, 11:19 PM
Obviously, ENDelt is going to have to drag you kicking and screaming to Nogales to get your cherry busted.

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:21 PM
Tell me about your mother.

Well, that's a rather broad subject. Why don't you tell us why you're afraid of woman instead? Are you a normally crude person, but fake politeness when confronted with females?

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 11:21 PM
Obviously, ENDelt is going to have to drag you kicking and screaming to Nogales to get your cherry busted.

I'd be real nice to them hookers.

milkman
02-10-2007, 11:24 PM
I'd be real nice to them hookers.

They wouldn't be nice to you.

Skip Towne
02-10-2007, 11:26 PM
What makes you think you are only offensive to women?

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 11:28 PM
I can't understand why so many of you feed the attention eating thing that started this thread.

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:31 PM
I can't understand why so many of you feed the attention eating thing that started this thread.

Despite his obvious inadequecies, I hope that GoChiefs will one day enter the realm of human males and find a mate.

I've no problem trying to offer any assistance I can in that pursuit.

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 11:39 PM
What makes you think you are only offensive to women?

Keen observational skills.

Skip Towne
02-10-2007, 11:41 PM
Keen observational skills.
Plus a lot of denial.

luv
02-10-2007, 11:41 PM
I can't understand why so many of you feed the attention eating thing that started this thread.
So much for not posting in his thread.

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 11:42 PM
Despite his obvious inadequecies, I hope that GoChiefs will one day enter the realm of human males and find a mate.

I've no problem trying to offer any assistance I can in that pursuit.


if the inadequecies are so obvious I have to wonder about your motive.

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 11:44 PM
I don't think I've even offended women while drunk. Maybe I just have a deep-seated affinity for chivalry.

milkman
02-10-2007, 11:49 PM
I don't think I've even offended women while drunk. Maybe I just have a deep-seated affinity for chivalry.

No.
Donger's right.

Women just scare you shitless.

Bowser
02-10-2007, 11:52 PM
I always treat broads with respect.

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 11:52 PM
No.
Donger's right.

Women just scare you shitless.

Why don't you ask Chiefs4me how much women scare me.

milkman
02-10-2007, 11:54 PM
Why don't you ask Chiefs4me how much women scare me.

WTF does C4me have to do with women?

luv
02-10-2007, 11:55 PM
WTF does C4me have to do with women?
ROFL

SPchief
02-10-2007, 11:56 PM
WTF does C4me have to do with women?


He banged it, so he thinks it is a woman.

Count Alex's Wins
02-10-2007, 11:57 PM
Ugh, no.

milkman
02-10-2007, 11:58 PM
He banged it, so he thinks it is a woman.

No he didn't.

He's still a virgin.
He'll die a virgin.

SPchief
02-10-2007, 11:59 PM
No he didn't.

He's still a virgin.
He'll die a virgin.


He's a virgin with women.

Donger
02-11-2007, 12:00 AM
if the inadequecies are so obvious I have to wonder about your motive.

That makes no sense. GoChiefs inadequecies are self-evident; even self-expressed. My motive is to help the young lad.

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:01 AM
GoChiefs is gay! Soooooooo gay!

Donger
02-11-2007, 12:02 AM
Why don't you ask Chiefs4me how much women scare me.

I don't doubt that women you find unattractive don't scare you. Why would they? But, I'll bet the ones you do find attractive make you shake with fear.

SPchief
02-11-2007, 12:03 AM
GoChiefs is gay! Soooooooo gay!



Atleast you finnally admited it.

booger
02-11-2007, 12:04 AM
sitting down to urinate probably doesn't help with these offenses.

milkman
02-11-2007, 12:04 AM
He's a virgin with women.

I would bet that even if he had desires for other creatures, he would go limp from fear when he came close.

So, he'll die without ever having dipped into anything, man, woman, beast, or whatever other object he may find sexually desirable.

crazycoffey
02-11-2007, 12:05 AM
That makes no sense. GoChiefs inadequecies are self-evident; even self-expressed. My motive is to help the young lad.

my point was not that his inadequacies are self evident or self expressed. You said they were obvious. If they are obvious then it becomes an issue that differs than just evident to him or expressed by him. Therefore your attempt to "help the lad out" are self defecating.

BTW you spelled inadequacies with an "e" and not an "a"

SPchief
02-11-2007, 12:06 AM
I would bet that even if he had desires for other creatures, he would go limp from fear when he came close.

So, he'll die without ever having dipped into anything, man, woman, beast, or whatever other object he may find sexually desirable.

ROFL
ouch

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:06 AM
I don't doubt that women you find unattractive don't scare you. Why would they? But, I'll bet the ones you do find attractive make you shake with fear.

I was polite to Chiefs4me.

SCChief
02-11-2007, 12:06 AM
What's wrong with me? I'm way too polite around females. Even ones that tell me they "swear like a sailor."

First of all... you can't be "too polite" with anyone. Treating others with respect, at ALL times, would actually probably save you a lot of the problems that you have around here sometimes.

The only way that women may be turned off by your politeness is if it is so polite that it makes you rigid and fake. It IS possible to sound fake with your politeness, just as it is possible to be so sickeningly sweet that someone instantly thinks you have an agenda.

SPchief
02-11-2007, 12:06 AM
my point was not that his inadequacies are self evident or self expressed. You said they were obvious. If they are obvious then it becomes an issue that differs than just evident to him or expressed by him. Therefore your attempt to "help the lad out" are self defecating.

BTW you spelled inadequacies with an "e" and not an "a"

Sweet, the grammer police.

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:07 AM
Therefore your attempt to "help the lad out" are self defecating.


BTW you spelled inadequacies with an "e" and not an "a"

High comedy.

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:08 AM
It IS possible to sound fake with your politeness, just as it is possible to be so sickeningly sweet that someone instantly thinks you have an agenda.

Oh - trust me, it's not fake. I don't refer to them as "my lady," or anything retarded. Sickeningly sweet isn't my style either.

Donger
02-11-2007, 12:09 AM
my point was not that his inadequacies are self evident or self expressed. You said they were obvious. If they are obvious then it becomes an issue that differs than just evident to him or expressed by him. Therefore your attempt to "help the lad out" are self defecating.

BTW you spelled inadequacies with an "e" and not an "a"

Hmm. So. I did. I stand corrected.

But, obvious and self-evident are hardly contradictory.

Like I said, I have high hopes for the lad. I've no nefarious motive.

milkman
02-11-2007, 12:10 AM
First of all... you can't be "too polite" with anyone. Treating others with respect, at ALL times, would actually probably save you a lot of the problems that you have around here sometimes.

The only way that women may be turned off by your politeness is if it is so polite that it makes you rigid and fake. It IS possible to sound fake with your politeness, just as it is possible to be so sickeningly sweet that someone instantly thinks you have an agenda.

So what your saying is that GC is like a cross between Jabba the Hut and Eddie Haskell.

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02-11-2007, 12:10 AM
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Donger
02-11-2007, 12:10 AM
I was polite to Chiefs4me.

I don't doubt that you're polite to every woman you meet, at least initially.

Easy 6
02-11-2007, 12:10 AM
Sweet, the grammer police.

This guy went from kooky, entertaining n00b to annoying gasbag in 4.4 seconds.

Easy 6
02-11-2007, 12:11 AM
So what your saying is that GC is like a cross between Jabba the Hut and Eddie Haskell.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:12 AM
So what your saying is that GC is like a cross between Jabba the Hut and Eddie Haskell.

Jabba was a total dick. No woman should ever be rancor food. Especially one like Oola.

booger
02-11-2007, 12:12 AM
Oh - trust me, it's not fake. I don't refer to them as "my lady," or anything retarded. Sickeningly sweet isn't my style either.
be more aggressive. Look her in the eye and tell her you want to pin her legs behind her ears and pound her juicy box. You might want to practice with a large stuffed animal and a mirror first to get it perfected.

Bill Parcells
02-11-2007, 12:14 AM
be more aggressive. Look her in the eye and tell her you want to pin her legs behind her ears and pound her juicy box. You might want to practice with a large stuffed animal and a mirror first to get it perfected.
With this intimidating face?he would make a formidable mate. :rolleyes:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/image.php?u=3815&type=profile

crazycoffey
02-11-2007, 12:16 AM
Sweet, the grammer police.


meh, I owed Donger that one. I have a long memory. It's a fault and I know it.

booger
02-11-2007, 12:16 AM
poor kid has to try something different

Donger
02-11-2007, 12:17 AM
meh, I owed Donger that one. I have a long memory. It's a fault and I know it.

No, it isn't. Pointing out errors is not a fault.

crazycoffey
02-11-2007, 12:17 AM
Hmm. So. I did. I stand corrected.

But, obvious and self-evident are hardly contradictory.

Like I said, I have high hopes for the lad. I've no nefarious motive.


sorry I came off questioning you motive, it was more an attempt to express what to me is solid truth, that UNAW is beyond help.

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:17 AM
Look her in the eye and tell her you want to pin her legs behind her ears and pound her juicy box.

That's terribly callous.

booger
02-11-2007, 12:18 AM
You gotta tell me what callous means.

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:18 AM
UNAW is beyond help.

How can you even judge me? You haven't even seen me at my worst. Or most pathetic.

luv
02-11-2007, 12:19 AM
meh, I owed Donger that one. I have a long memory. It's a fault and I know it.
No correction of his spelling of grammar? I'm very disappointed in you. :shake:

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:19 AM
You gotta tell me what callous means.

cal·lous /ˈkæləs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kal-uhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
2. insensitive; indifferent; unsympathetic: They have a callous attitude toward the sufferings of others.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.
–verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
4. to make or become hard or callous.

Donger
02-11-2007, 12:19 AM
That's terribly callous.

Just find the soft parts, GC.

booger
02-11-2007, 12:21 AM
cal·lous /ˈkæləs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kal-uhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
2. insensitive; indifferent; unsympathetic: They have a callous attitude toward the sufferings of others.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.
–verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
4. to make or become hard or callous.
look for the wet spots.

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:22 AM
Seriously. Self-defecating?

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:22 AM
Wow. You guys are uncanny.

SPchief
02-11-2007, 12:22 AM
That's terribly callous.


But it works.

booger
02-11-2007, 12:22 AM
GC

Google Bunny Ranch

crazycoffey
02-11-2007, 12:23 AM
How can you even judge me? You haven't even seen me at my worst. Or most pathetic.


A man's character is most evident in a time of adversity.

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:23 AM
GC

Google Bunny Ranch

I watch HBO.

luv
02-11-2007, 12:23 AM
But it works.
Yeah, with women who accept money for sex.

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:24 AM
A man's character is most evident in a time of adversity.

So you admit you have zero reference then?

Donger
02-11-2007, 12:24 AM
Wow. You guys are uncanny.

Wouldn't want to disappoint you, GoChiefs.

SPchief
02-11-2007, 12:24 AM
Yeah, with women who accept money for sex.



I didn't say who it worked with. Just that it works.

booger
02-11-2007, 12:26 AM
I watch HBO.
start a savings account for this purpose then.

booger
02-11-2007, 12:26 AM
Yeah, with women who accept money for sex.
or with a woman who simply wants to screw.

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:27 AM
start a savings account for this purpose then.

I've already stated my intentions toward women of the night.

booger
02-11-2007, 12:28 AM
I've already stated my intentions toward women of the night.
??

Do explain.

And

Women of the Night? WTF is that?

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:30 AM
??

Do explain.

And

Women of the Night? WTF is that?

A euphemism for WHORES. You know. PROSTITUTES?

I don't want to screw one. And besides, this isn't about sex. This is about discussing why I have this innate need to be such a nice guy.

Donger
02-11-2007, 12:31 AM
I've already stated my intentions toward women of the night.

And I agree with you. That's a worthy attribute.

At least when we're talking about a straight cash exchange.

luv
02-11-2007, 12:33 AM
A euphemism for WHORES. You know. PROSTITUTES?

I don't want to screw one. And besides, this isn't about sex. This is about discussing why I have this innate need to be such a nice guy.
Your momma raised you right. Period.

crazycoffey
02-11-2007, 12:33 AM
So you admit you have zero reference then?


zero reference???? to your character, I have seen a reference, to my own character I have given reference, so I have to say I just don't understand your comment.

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:34 AM
zero reference???? to your character, I have seen a reference, to my own character I have given reference, so I have to say I just don't understand your comment.

You've never witnessed me under great adversity. All you really know of me is that I like handing out negative rep.

Let's be friends.

crazycoffey
02-11-2007, 12:34 AM
Your momma raised you right. Period.


yeah, well it's just too bad his pappa didn't do more to lay down the law.

Donger
02-11-2007, 12:34 AM
Your momma raised you right. Period.

I wouldn't go that far.

SCChief
02-11-2007, 12:35 AM
Oh - trust me, it's not fake. I don't refer to them as "my lady," or anything retarded. Sickeningly sweet isn't my style either.

Never said you were being fake at all. But when it comes to first impressions in social situations... perception often IS reality. Many people won't give you the chance to prove your sincerity if you are setting off warning bells from the start.

crazycoffey
02-11-2007, 12:35 AM
You've never witnessed me under great adversity. All you really know of me is that I like handing out negative rep.

Let's be friends.


what, are you stuck in third grade? the rep had nothing to do with the adversity.

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:37 AM
what, are you stuck in third grade? the rep had nothing to do with the adversity.

You're such a nice man. We should go to a ballgame together sometime. Can I buy you a beer?

milkman
02-11-2007, 12:37 AM
Your momma raised you right. Period.

She just didn't want to compete with better women.

booger
02-11-2007, 12:38 AM
A euphemism for WHORES. You know. PROSTITUTES?

I don't want to screw one. And besides, this isn't about sex. This is about discussing why I have this innate need to be such a nice guy.
you mean working girls.

If you are desperate some day, don't be ashamed.

Whether or not you want to get laid, I would suggest practicing different angles or aggressiveness when talking with women. Not really with friends, just new women you meat.

crazycoffey
02-11-2007, 12:39 AM
You're such a nice man. We should go to a ballgame together sometime. Can I buy you a beer?


sure, but don't slip me a micky

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:39 AM
Alright. I'm glad we had this talk.

RedNeckRaider
02-11-2007, 12:40 AM
you mean working girls.

If you are desperate some day, don't be ashamed.

Whether or not you want to get laid, I would suggest practicing different angles or aggressiveness when talking with women. Not really with friends, just new women you meat.
ROFL He said new women you "meat"

booger
02-11-2007, 12:42 AM
oops. Kinda hungry.

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:43 AM
One thing's for sure - gun shows aren't a great place to meet women. Although that one chick was really hot in the gunbelt.

RedNeckRaider
02-11-2007, 12:43 AM
oops. Kinda hungry.
Or horny

booger
02-11-2007, 12:44 AM
that too.

booger
02-11-2007, 12:44 AM
Craving a Big Montana.

Or some kinda loose meat samich

Count Alex's Wins
02-11-2007, 12:45 AM
Or some kinda loose meat samich

Dive in.

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1908/rbbeefncheddarzf6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

booger
02-11-2007, 12:46 AM
a little extra cheese on the taco I see.

crazycoffey
02-11-2007, 12:47 AM
One thing's for sure - gun shows aren't a great place to meet women. Although that one chick was really hot in the gunbelt.


you have much to learn young padawan, after that game and beer, let me buy you a few lap dances and shots - finish with a trip to an "asian spa" and you'll be a new man.

Donger
02-11-2007, 01:05 AM
you have much to learn young padawan, after that game and beer, let me buy you a few lap dances and shots - finish with a trip to an "asian spa" and you'll be a new man.

Ah. That's actually kind of cute. Kind of like a shot from the DMZ in Korea, with the North Korean doing the "I hate you!" look and the ROK trying not to blow kisses.

booger
02-11-2007, 01:14 AM
Originally Posted by crazycoffey
about four years ago I had over a dozen maybe close to two dozen redbulls and vodka, a buddy and I tag teamed an off duty stripper in the public park and during a promotion test the next day the words from the written test were literally jumping up at me.


I barely remember the night before save one "mental photo" of said stripper blowing me in the back seat with her ass still in the front seat with my friends tongue busy in the sweet spot as we gave each other a high five. (we were in her convertable)

88TG88
02-11-2007, 01:43 AM
let me buy you a few lap dances
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/88tg88/z42685970.gif

Simplex3
02-11-2007, 09:05 AM
Your momma raised you right. Period.
If this were the case wouldn't he have gotten a job and left the house?

boogblaster
02-11-2007, 09:17 AM
GoChiefs should get a plastic-pardner first..let her ride his trike..play Barbie..Easy-bake some cookies..tell his mom shes staying over for a sleep-over..talk dirty too her..spank her..then pork her..hell in a couple years he can graduate to seat-sniffing.....

chiefs4me
02-11-2007, 05:49 PM
I was polite to Chiefs4me.




don't listen to these guys GC, you will find your mate, when you aren't looking, that's how it works......and yes, you were very polite, and nothing at all like you are here......I guess that's why I don't get mad at you anymore, you are totally different in person....:)

Skip Towne
02-11-2007, 06:52 PM
What's a UNAW?

Over-Head
02-11-2007, 06:57 PM
you have much to learn young padawan, after that game and beer, let me buy you a few lap dances and shots - finish with a trip to an "asian spa" and you'll be a new man.
Just get him laid for heavens sake!

Simply Red
02-11-2007, 07:04 PM
What's a UNAW?

Un-Named Attention Whore

ChiefaRoo
02-11-2007, 08:51 PM
I don't think it's a fear issue. I can't explain it. I'm just an incredible gentleman.

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

NewChief
02-11-2007, 08:54 PM
I barely remember the night before save one "mental photo" of said stripper blowing me in the back seat with her ass still in the front seat with my friends tongue busy in the sweet spot as we gave each other a high five. (we were in her convertable)

Unfortunately your friend accidentally rubbed your leg during the encounter, you were secretly turned on by it, and you've questioned your sexuality ever since.

Easy 6
02-11-2007, 09:01 PM
I barely remember the night before save one "mental photo" of said stripper blowing me in the back seat with her ass still in the front seat with my friends tongue busy in the sweet spot as we gave each other a high five. (we were in her convertable)

Your buddy munched on a stripper???

eeeeeeWWW.

NewChief
02-11-2007, 09:03 PM
Your buddy munched on a stripper???

eeeeeeWWW.

I was thinking the same thing.

booger
02-11-2007, 09:08 PM
just remember, that wasn't my quote. I was telling Go Chiefs to be careful of the crazy one and his offer to take GC out to pick up chicks.

In the 12:30 thread I said 2 dicks in the same sexual session is 1 too many.

sedated
02-11-2007, 09:10 PM
"If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work."

-Ferris Bueller

BucEyedPea
02-11-2007, 09:13 PM
I'm far too polite. I'm not myself.

Around guys, even ones I JUST MET, I'm pretty crude.

Well, you have a double standard that's for sure.
But that's no different than ALL men.

You seem shy. Shyness is a fear. Femellaphobia.
Nothing a few prostitutes couldn't cure.

Oh ftr, I only read the first page of this thread.

luv
02-11-2007, 09:21 PM
"If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work."

-Ferris Bueller
Classic.

sedated
02-11-2007, 09:24 PM
You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

So what you just got to do is...

just get you a bunch of these hood rats,

run through them, just knock them out....Boom, boom, boom.

And once you've done slayed like 12-20 of them hood rats...

now you ready to go up to the upper echelon type ho.

Thig Lyfe
02-11-2007, 09:28 PM
"If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work."

-Ferris Bueller

Wonderful.

ChiefsCountry
02-11-2007, 09:30 PM
If you are the nice guy, get a friend who is a dick to girls. Perfect combo to pick up chicks. If you know how to play the cards right.

Bowser
02-11-2007, 09:44 PM
I keep browsing over this thread and seeing "I have a problem with effing women".

boogblaster
02-11-2007, 11:29 PM
Take out your willy..drop her bloomers.. insert willy..its really pretty simple...

BWillie
02-12-2007, 01:53 AM
I think the reason why you are scared to offend women is because you are taken by their beauty. Treat women the same way you treat anybody else. Most guys will be way to nice to chicks, buy them things, tell them how special they are...they hear that all the time. Every girl knows that every guy that is being nice to them since the time they were 14 years old has been trying to **** them. Chicks like confidence, and being extremely nice and afraid to offend just doesn't help. Be an opinionated asshole like you are on here, I'm sure you would pull more ass that way.

J Diddy
02-12-2007, 02:13 AM
i haven't taken the time to read this thread nor do i intend to do so


quit being a fag and the women will come

wendell


oh yeah and change your name

Kerberos
02-12-2007, 05:54 AM
GoChiefs

Exude a little confidence when you are talking to women. Women find confidence attractive and some women it helps get the "LUBE" running.

Most women won't admit it but they WANT a bad boy. They want the guy that will tear off thier clothes and throw'em on a bed and make'em count ceiling tile.

That's terribly callous.

So is your member if you don't stop that without using some lotion.

.

Saggysack
02-12-2007, 06:34 AM
Women can sense weakness. Your weakness GC, is yourself. No woman seeking anything from a man starts with those that live and continue to plan on living in their parents house. They want a man for pete's sake, not a little boy too scared to move out of mommy and daddy's house. I can assure you, a women would rather have a man that has his own place with brokedick DAV furniture than a boy still afraid to move out of his room at mommy and daddy's house. You exude too much little boy, and not enough man.

I'm sorry GC, a piece of ass from a hooker or one that isn't for that matter, isn't going to attract you any more women that it already does now. It wouldn't make you less scared of women either.

You need a complete lifestyle change, starting with becoming a little more independent. Move the hell out!