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Donger
02-10-2007, 09:47 PM
I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.

Simplex3
02-10-2007, 09:49 PM
Only if I'm really, really tired and I can't see straight. I'd rather sit than clean it up later.

As for it's reflection on my manhood, I don't usually have anyone in there charting it, so I don't know how much it really matters.

Donger
02-10-2007, 09:49 PM
Oh, I should probably add this this is a question for the male CP dwellers.

milkman
02-10-2007, 09:49 PM
The solution is simple.

Have him practice reality therepy and take two steps forward.

Simplex3
02-10-2007, 09:51 PM
The solution is simple.

Have him practice reality therepy and take two steps forward.
LMAO

KCFalcon59
02-10-2007, 09:51 PM
It depends on where I take a piss and who I want to piss off.

Bob Dole
02-10-2007, 09:55 PM
If Bob Dole wakes up in the night, Bob Dole can't get back to sleep if he turns on any lights. The darkness pretty much mandates a sitting session.

If Bob Dole is drunk and at home, Bob Dole tends to sit, simply to avoid the subsequent cleanup issues.

If Bob Dole had a cleaning wench, Bob Dole would probably choose the "manly" method.

siberian khatru
02-10-2007, 09:56 PM
Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim.

You mean poor piss aim.

RedNeckRaider
02-10-2007, 10:04 PM
MANLY REPLY! I can't sit down to pee it gets my nuts wet! hell I stand to take a dump!

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 10:08 PM
MANLY REPLY! I can't sit down to pee it gets my nuts wet! hell I stand to take a dump!


typical "I'm on the internet so I can say anything I want" response


listen if you think you can't sit down to pee, for any reason, because it intrudes on your "manhood" - Then there are clearly other issues at work.




BTW to answer the thread,

sometimes I sit sometimes I stand
and through it all I've stayed a man.

DJay23
02-10-2007, 10:10 PM
It has never crossed my mind, even when so drunk I can't stand or see straight, to pee sitting down. Never. Ever.

I agree with your brother. If you sit to pee as a result of a request of a woman, you need to hand in your man card. You're done. You're balls have long since packed up and left your shriveled little penis behind to bear the brunt of your embarrassing lack of masculinity.

RedNeckRaider
02-10-2007, 10:13 PM
typical "I'm on the internet so I can say anything I want" response


listen if you think you can't sit down to pee, for any reason, because it intrudes on your "manhood" - Then there are clearly other issues at work.




BTW to answer the thread,

sometimes I sit sometimes I stand
and through it all I've stayed a man.
I guess the bold letters did not give hint that I was joking :shake:

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 10:14 PM
MANLY REPLY! I can't sit down to pee it gets my nuts wet! hell I stand to take a dump!


which of these letters are bolded? I missed it, sorry

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 10:15 PM
It has never crossed my mind, even when so drunk I can't stand or see straight, to pee sitting down. Never. Ever.

I agree with your brother. If you sit to pee as a result of a request of a woman, you need to hand in your man card. You're done. You're balls have long since packed up and left your shriveled little penis behind to bear the brunt of your embarrassing lack of masculinity.


example of "other issues at work"

morphius
02-10-2007, 10:15 PM
I can't think of a time I sat just to pee, honestly. I'm sure I did it a lot when I was potty training, but beyond that I really can't think of a time.

RedNeckRaider
02-10-2007, 10:17 PM
which of these letters are bolded? I missed it, sorry
My bad the capped "MANLY REPLY" was intended to let people know I was joking.

DJay23
02-10-2007, 10:19 PM
example of "other issues at work"
Alright smart ass. What issues? Please expound upon your original hypothesis.

There's a reason we use the insult, "pees sitting down" to describe pussies.

DJay23
02-10-2007, 10:20 PM
I can't think of a time I sat just to pee, honestly. I'm sure I did it a lot when I was potty training, but beyond that I really can't think of a time.
Ohhh shit! You must have some serious issues! :rolleyes:

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 10:22 PM
I can't think of a time I sat just to pee, honestly. I'm sure I did it a lot when I was potty training, but beyond that I really can't think of a time.



imagine that from a "hard life" for what ever reason = your knees hurt the majority of the time you tried to stand and urinate, particularly early in the morning or at the end of a long day. This makes me less of a man in some way???


I don't get it.... It hurts to pee standing up a few times, so to relieve this pain I sit.... How is this a smack on my manliness?

Donger
02-10-2007, 10:22 PM
There's a reason we use the insult, "pees sitting down" to describe pussies.

And what reason is that?

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 10:23 PM
Alright smart ass. What issues? Please expound upon your original hypothesis.

There's a reason we use the insult, "pees sitting down" to describe pussies.


see my post #19, it was meant to include you as well

Bowser
02-10-2007, 10:24 PM
I can honestly say that I can't remember a time I have thought it would be a good idea to sit down to take a nice good long piss.

Bob Dole
02-10-2007, 10:25 PM
Alright smart ass. What issues? Please expound upon your original hypothesis.

There's a reason we use the insult, "pees sitting down" to describe pussies.

What reason is that?

DJay23
02-10-2007, 10:25 PM
And what reason is that?
Because the only people who should pee sitting down are girls.

morphius
02-10-2007, 10:27 PM
imagine that from a "hard life" for what ever reason = your knees hurt the majority of the time you tried to stand and urinate, particularly early in the morning or at the end of a long day. This makes me less of a man in some way???


I don't get it.... It hurts to pee standing up a few times, so to relieve this pain I sit.... How is this a smack on my manliness?
Did I question your manly-hood? All I said is that I don't do it, and was about to say that I never did, but then remembered that everyone starts off learning sitting down, so I tossed it in there.

sheesh.

Donger
02-10-2007, 10:27 PM
Because the only people who should pee sitting down are girls.

Why? Let's look the facts:

1. It's more accurate.
2. If you have a bad back, it's more comfortable.
3. You don't have to aim.

I could go on.

Bob Dole
02-10-2007, 10:28 PM
Because the only people who should pee sitting down are girls.

And girls should stay home, barefoot and pregnant?

DJay23
02-10-2007, 10:30 PM
imagine that from a "hard life" for what ever reason = your knees hurt the majority of the time you tried to stand and urinate, particularly early in the morning or at the end of a long day. This makes me less of a man in some way???


I don't get it.... It hurts to pee standing up a few times, so to relieve this pain I sit.... How is this a smack on my manliness?
The oh whoa is me card...

Seems to me that the squatting down then standing from a squatted position would be a hell of a lot tougher in your knees than standing there, but whatever. No one said you couldn't do it, just seems pretty gay to me.

So out with it. What other issues does one have to have that makes him somehow less mentally stable than someone willing to squat to pee?

Bowser
02-10-2007, 10:30 PM
Heh. It never gets old watching the beginnings of a train wreck.

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 10:31 PM
Did I question your manly-hood? All I said is that I don't do it, and was about to say that I never did, but then remembered that everyone starts off learning sitting down, so I tossed it in there.

sheesh.


I know morphius, quoting your post was a bad choice, for you didn't tresspass on my manhood. It was meant as a more general response for the other idiots that say "sitting to pee is only for girls"


so please accept my formal appology to you. and for now, you alone...... except donger, he seems to get my point too.

RedNeckRaider
02-10-2007, 10:31 PM
Did I question your manly-hood? All I said is that I don't do it, and was about to say that I never did, but then remembered that everyone starts off learning sitting down, so I tossed it in there.

sheesh.
Maybe some decaf, heck I made a joke and he gets on like Dr Phil saying internet response. :rolleyes:

Bob Dole
02-10-2007, 10:33 PM
Heh. It never gets old watching the beginnings of a train wreck.

Jump on in.

Pussy.

(Sorry. It's just a preemptive offset for the sitting piss Bob Dole is likely to take about 3am.)

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 10:33 PM
The oh whoa is me card...

Seems to me that the squatting down then standing from a squatted position would be a hell of a lot tougher in your knees than standing there, but whatever. No one said you couldn't do it, just seems pretty gay to me.

So out with it. What other issues does one have to have that makes him somehow less mentally stable than someone willing to squat to pee?


If me sitting to pee is "gay" to you, then you are setting the example of why I say there must be other issues at work....


most dictionary definitions of gay activities mention nothing of men peeing while sitting. So for you to make that assumption......

morphius
02-10-2007, 10:34 PM
Maybe some decaf, heck I made a joke and he gets on like Dr Phil saying internet response. :rolleyes:
Yeah, I even laughed at your joke.

Donger
02-10-2007, 10:34 PM
Heh. It never gets old watching the beginnings of a train wreck.

That really wasn't my intention.

Bob Dole
02-10-2007, 10:34 PM
I know morphius, quoting your post was a bad choice, for you didn't tresspass on my manhood. It was meant as a more general response for the other idiots that say "sitting to pee is only for girls"


so please accept my formal appology to you. and for now, you alone...... except donger, he seems to get my point too.

Haha. You're apologizing to a guy who used to have woman hair.

Pussy.

DJay23
02-10-2007, 10:34 PM
And girls should stay home, barefoot and pregnant?
:rolleyes:

morphius
02-10-2007, 10:35 PM
If me sitting to pee is "gay" to you, then you are setting the example of why I say there must be other issues at work....


most dictionary definitions of gay activities mention nothing of men peeing while sitting. So for you to make that assumption......
It is a long running joke, hell it was even on SNL back in the 80's/90's. Relax...

Donger
02-10-2007, 10:35 PM
:rolleyes:

Do you ever urinate while you defecate?

Bowser
02-10-2007, 10:36 PM
That really wasn't my intention.

Oh, I'm not talking about you by any means. I'm talking about the guy who thinks people with disabilities are sissies for some odd reason.

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 10:36 PM
Maybe some decaf, heck I made a joke and he gets on like Dr Phil saying internet response. :rolleyes:


now you won't even stand and fight for your beliefs / other response, that is even worse than ignorant.

Hiding behind the internet..... I lost respect for discussing this topic with you.

morphius
02-10-2007, 10:37 PM
Haha. You're apologizing to a guy who used to have woman hair.

Pussy.
Your just made that you had to have yours short because you went gray in your 20's...

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 10:38 PM
jeez, make a strong statement and if anyone confronts you just say you were joking....

Bowser
02-10-2007, 10:38 PM
Jump on in.

Pussy.

(Sorry. It's just a preemptive offset for the sitting piss Bob Dole is likely to take about 3am.)

Shit, don't apologize. Just after you're done with the comfy piss, go ahead and bake us some motherf*cking pie.




:D

DJay23
02-10-2007, 10:40 PM
If me sitting to pee is "gay" to you, then you are setting the example of why I say there must be other issues at work....


most dictionary definitions of gay activities mention nothing of men peeing while sitting. So for you to make that assumption......

Wow, just...wow. You looked it up in a dictionary?

I still don't know what other issues you are talking about. Go ahead and pee how you want. I just think it's pretty feminine. You think I have issues, I think you have issues.

RedNeckRaider
02-10-2007, 10:42 PM
now you won't even stand and fight for your beliefs / other response, that is even worse than ignorant.

Hiding behind the internet..... I lost respect for discussing this topic with you.
Look scooter I could give a shit less rather you stand or sit to pee. I really do not see how it proves you are a man to do one or the other. I made a silly joke and you took me wrong thinking I was calling you out for sitting to pee :rolleyes: As far as hiding behind the internet I have no clue what that means, I have said nothing here I wouldn't say to your face.

DJay23
02-10-2007, 10:42 PM
Do you ever urinate while you defecate?
Of course. Now you're just being a technical dickhead. The spirit of the question as I perceived it was, when you take a leak, do you ever sit down? My answer is no. Pee however you want.

listopencil
02-10-2007, 10:43 PM
If I'm already pooping then I'll go ahead and pee while I sit. Otherwise no. I've got really good aim, though.

listopencil
02-10-2007, 10:45 PM
jeez, make a strong statement and if anyone confronts you just say you were joking....


Actually...you're really starting to sound like a dumbass in this thread.

DJay23
02-10-2007, 10:46 PM
Actually...you're really starting to sound like a dumbass in this thread.
I concur

SPchief
02-10-2007, 10:49 PM
I concur



Same here.

Bill Parcells
02-10-2007, 10:49 PM
Same here.
I concur

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 10:49 PM
What about pissing while shitting?

milkman
02-10-2007, 10:51 PM
What about pissing while shitting?

Asked and answered.

Easy 6
02-10-2007, 10:51 PM
I can't think of a time I sat just to pee, honestly. I'm sure I did it a lot when I was potty training, but beyond that I really can't think of a time.

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 10:51 PM
Look scooter I could give a shit less rather you stand or sit to pee. I really do not see how it proves you are a man to do one or the other. I made a silly joke and you took me wrong thinking I was calling you out for sitting to pee :rolleyes: As far as hiding behind the internet I have no clue what that means, I have said nothing here I wouldn't say to your face.


<HR SIZE=1> Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider
MANLY REPLY! I can't sit down to pee it gets my nuts wet! hell I stand to take a dump! <HR SIZE=1>




this is what got my initial response to you,
but not all of my comments were meant just for you, because there was in the initial post the thought that sitting to pee was in direct reflect to your manhood.

Damn, some of you can be so self absorbed

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 10:52 PM
Actually...you're really starting to sound like a dumbass in this thread.


explain

Bill Parcells
02-10-2007, 10:53 PM
explain
ROFL

RedNeckRaider
02-10-2007, 10:54 PM
<HR SIZE=1> Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider
MANLY REPLY! I can't sit down to pee it gets my nuts wet! hell I stand to take a dump! <HR SIZE=1>




this is what got my initial response to you,
but not all of my comments were meant just for you, because there was in the initial post the thought that sitting to pee was in direct reflect to your manhood.

Damn, some of you can be so self absorbed
Really you can't read that and tell I was joking :shake:

SPchief
02-10-2007, 10:55 PM
Really you can't read that and tell I was joking :shake:


He's CRAZY

listopencil
02-10-2007, 10:55 PM
explain


If I have to explain it to you then I don't think any explanation I can come up with is going to help. Just move on.

Bill Parcells
02-10-2007, 10:56 PM
Really you can't read that and tell I was joking :shake:
He's had too much coffee tonight

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 10:56 PM
This thread is pretty gross.

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 10:59 PM
If I have to explain it to you then I don't think any explanation I can come up with is going to help. Just move on.


when did expressing an opinion in direct conflict with another opinion become a sign of being a dumbass.

I concede that jumping to the word "dumbass" to explain something you have no real arguement against is a more truthfull definition of being a threadtard.

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 11:00 PM
Really you can't read that and tell I was joking :shake:


no I really didn't think you were joking, please accept my appology for thinking you were expressing an opinion and not expressing humor.

SPchief
02-10-2007, 11:01 PM
no I really didn't think you were joking, please accept my appology for thinking you were expressing an opinion and not expressing humor.


How could you NOT tell he was joking.

morphius
02-10-2007, 11:04 PM
explain
Well, you appear to be attacking redneck for an obvious joke, then you quote me when I didn't say anything bad, plus you are coming off as too sensitive about the issue.

Sure you apologized, but you know...

DJay23
02-10-2007, 11:09 PM
no I really didn't think you were joking, please accept my appology for thinking you were expressing an opinion and not expressing humor.
Honestly, I could tell he was joking.

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 11:11 PM
How could you NOT tell he was joking.


I guess the program installed to decifer response tone needs adjustment.

RedNeckRaider
02-10-2007, 11:13 PM
no I really didn't think you were joking, please accept my appology for thinking you were expressing an opinion and not expressing humor.
Its cool, maybe something is going on with you as you seem to be looking for a fight. My mom had a stroke and after a long day I got on the pute and ended up showing my ass by picking on people looking to vent. If this is the case maybe a goodnights sleep may be the answer.

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 11:13 PM
Well, you appear to be attacking redneck for an obvious joke, then you quote me when I didn't say anything bad, plus you are coming off as too sensitive about the issue.

Sure you apologized, but you know...


what ever

Baconeater
02-10-2007, 11:14 PM
The only time I pee sitting down is when it's the opening act for a dump event.

SPchief
02-10-2007, 11:14 PM
whatever


FYP

Baconeater
02-10-2007, 11:15 PM
Its cool, maybe something is going on with you as you seem to be looking for a fight. My mom had a stroke and after a long day I got on the pute and ended up showing my ass by picking on people looking to vent. If this is the case maybe a goodnights sleep may be the answer.
Or switch to to decaf...

SPchief
02-10-2007, 11:16 PM
The only time I pee sitting down is when it's the opening act for a dump event.


This was going to be my answer before I got sidetracked.

morphius
02-10-2007, 11:17 PM
what ever
Well, you asked why, so I told you...

If you didn't want to know... hehe.

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 11:20 PM
Its cool, maybe something is going on with you as you seem to be looking for a fight. My mom had a stroke and after a long day I got on the pute and ended up showing my ass by picking on people looking to vent. If this is the case maybe a goodnights sleep may be the answer.


meh, I kinda thought you were the one looking for a fight, sorry to hear about your mom though

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:22 PM
Hey crazycoffey? Would you mind going away from this thread? I'm trying to ascertain a consensus and, well, you're f*cking it up.

Thanks.

RedNeckRaider
02-10-2007, 11:24 PM
meh, I kinda thought you were the one looking for a fight, sorry to hear about your mom though
Not at all, getting pissed at a screen is no fun. Thanks my mom passed in december after suffering another stroke.

milkman
02-10-2007, 11:26 PM
Hey crazycoffey? Would you mind going away from this thread? I'm trying to ascertain a consensus and, well, you're f*cking it up.

Thanks.

A consensus?
On the planet?

Are you new here?

RedNeckRaider
02-10-2007, 11:26 PM
Hey crazycoffey? Would you mind going away from this thread? I'm trying to ascertain a consensus and, well, you're f*cking it up.

Thanks.
I promise not to tell anymore jokes carry on...oh and FWIW I stand most of the time. :)

milkman
02-10-2007, 11:28 PM
I promise not to tell anymore jokes carry on...oh and FWIW I stand most of the time. :)

You told jokes before?

Bill Parcells
02-10-2007, 11:29 PM
I only urinate sitting down when I go number 2..other wise I am always standing.

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:29 PM
A consensus?
On the planet?

Are you new here?

Well, if we can't form a consensus on whether or not peeing sitting down makes you a woman, call me GoChiefs and put chiefs4me in a room with me wearing no panties.

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 11:29 PM
Hey crazycoffey? Would you mind going away from this thread? I'm trying to ascertain a consensus and, well, you're f*cking it up.

Thanks.


Jesus fuc**ing christ, I gave an opinion on your topic and got criticized for it. I am one of the few voices that held the opinion that peeing standing or sitting has nothing to do with oneís masculinity. Thus a direct answer to your thread question, and thatís not good enough for you?

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:30 PM
Jesus fuc**ing christ, I gave an opinion on your topic and got criticized for it. I am one of the few voices that held the opinion that peeing standing or sitting has nothing to do with oneís masculinity. Thus a direct answer to your thread question, and thatís not good enough for you?

Be quiet. Now.

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 11:30 PM
Be quiet. Now.

what if I don't want to

88TG88
02-10-2007, 11:32 PM
i havent read any of the other previous posts but i think it is ok to piss sitting down if you really drunk or have poor aim. if you're afraid your friends or loved ones will laugh at you pissing while sitting just dont tell anyone

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:32 PM
what if I don't want to

Do you want to do this?

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 11:32 PM
what if I don't want to

We have ways of making you not talk.

milkman
02-10-2007, 11:32 PM
Well, if we can't form a consensus on whether or not peeing sitting down makes you a woman, call me GoChiefs and put chiefs4me in a room with me wearing no panties.

I'm sorry, I can't do that.

I'm not sadistic.

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:33 PM
I'm sorry, I can't do that.

I'm not sadistic.

Something tells me she could handle him.

Bill Parcells
02-10-2007, 11:34 PM
Something tells me she could handle him.
GC would blow his load in his panties before unleashing the little thing.

luv
02-10-2007, 11:35 PM
I always sit down to pee. Then again, I'm not exactly masculine. :)

Oh, and I love What Not To Wear!

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:35 PM
GC would blow his load in his panties before unleashing the little thing.

As I said, I'm sure she could handle him.

RedNeckRaider
02-10-2007, 11:36 PM
You told jokes before?
:cuss:

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:36 PM
I always sit down to pee. Then again, I'm not exactly masculine. :)

Oh, and I love What Not To Wear!

Isn't it great? I actually watched it on a plane yesterday instead of the news.

Bill Parcells
02-10-2007, 11:37 PM
I always sit down to pee. Then again, I'm not exactly masculine. :)

Oh, and I love What Not To Wear!
So you say you go Comanche? :eek:

SPchief
02-10-2007, 11:37 PM
I always sit down to pee.




I would hope so

luv
02-10-2007, 11:37 PM
Isn't it great? I actually watched it on a plane yesterday instead of the news.
I hate it when the person agrees with everything Stacy and Clinton say. I like the feisty ones.

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:38 PM
I hate it when the person agrees with everything Stacy and Clinton say. I like the feisty ones.

Wait. Which one's the gay one?

luv
02-10-2007, 11:39 PM
Wait. Which one's the gay one?
Stacy is a female. Clinton is a male. I would guess Clinton.

Baconeater
02-10-2007, 11:40 PM
And just FTR, watching "What not to wear" reflects far more poorly on one's masculity than peeing sitting down does.

SPchief
02-10-2007, 11:41 PM
And just FTR, watching "What not to wear" reflects far more poorly on one's masculity than peeing sitting down does.


LMAO

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:41 PM
Stacy is a female. Clinton is a male. I would guess Clinton.

Oh.

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:42 PM
And just FTR, watching "What not to wear" reflects far more poorly on one's masculity than peeing sitting down does.

I can't believe that someone bit on that.

crazycoffey
02-10-2007, 11:43 PM
And just FTR, watching "What not to wear" reflects far more poorly on one's masculity than peeing sitting down does.


I am begining to think, if I would have said this you would find a way to dispute me.

SPchief
02-10-2007, 11:44 PM
I can't believe that someone bit on that.



Sarcasm at its finest. I would hope.

Count Zarth
02-10-2007, 11:44 PM
And just FTR, watching "What not to wear" reflects far more poorly on one's masculity than peeing sitting down does.

Bullshit. I love that show. And I was carrying around 1,000 rounds of ammo earlier today.

luv
02-10-2007, 11:45 PM
I am begining to think, if I would have said this you would find a way to dispute me.
You need a drink.

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:52 PM
Bullshit. I love that show. And I was carrying around 1,000 rounds of ammo earlier today.

Sequins aren't ammo, you puffer.

Baconeater
02-10-2007, 11:56 PM
I can't believe that someone bit on that.
Not sure what you mean by that, but there's no way you can tell me that men are in any way the target demographic of that show.

Baconeater
02-10-2007, 11:56 PM
I am begining to think, if I would have said this you would find a way to dispute me.
What? That makes even less sense than Donger's response.

morphius
02-10-2007, 11:57 PM
Bullshit. I love that show. And I was carrying around 1,000 rounds of ammo earlier today.
Interesting, as the gay member of the planet carries a gun for his job...

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:57 PM
Not sure what you mean by that, but there's no way you can tell me that men are in any way the target demographic of that show.

Oh, I think some men are most certainly a demographic target.

Oh, and SPchief is most certainly disappointed.

Donger
02-10-2007, 11:59 PM
Interesting, as the gay member of the planet carries a gun for his job...

"The" gay member? Did I miss a poll?

morphius
02-11-2007, 12:01 AM
"The" gay member? Did I miss a poll?
Well, I only know of one for sure that is still a guy at least...

Of course I'm not paying that much attention either.

Baconeater
02-11-2007, 12:01 AM
Oh, I think some men are most certainly a demographic target.
Who? It's women trying on clothes for god's sake.

Donger
02-11-2007, 12:03 AM
Who? It's women trying on clothes for god's sake.

THE F*CKING GAY GUYS, YOU PINHEAD.

Baconeater
02-11-2007, 12:05 AM
THE F*CKING GAY GUYS, YOU PINHEAD.
Why the hell would gay men watch that? They don't wear womens clothes.

Donger
02-11-2007, 12:07 AM
Why the hell would gay men watch that? They don't wear womens clothes.

Ugh! Deliver me from LL Bean!

You've never been around many gay guys, I take it?

SPchief
02-11-2007, 12:07 AM
I'm confused.

Count Zarth
02-11-2007, 12:11 AM
DC isn't gay, his brother is.

Donger
02-11-2007, 12:12 AM
I'm confused.

That's not always a bad thing.

Donger
02-11-2007, 12:12 AM
DC isn't gay, his brother is.

I've never thought he was gay either.

Baconeater
02-11-2007, 12:15 AM
Ugh! Deliver me from LL Bean!

You've never been around many gay guys, I take it?
Eh, a few here and there, but I have no idea what any of their personal interests were. To each his own I guess...

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-11-2007, 12:41 AM
I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.
Just an idea here... how about grabbing a little tp and wiping it off when he's finished.

boogblaster
02-11-2007, 01:01 AM
squat piss wipe your puss its a female thing

Bob Dole
02-11-2007, 01:50 AM
Bob Dole just stood and pissed off the back porch.

booger
02-11-2007, 01:50 AM
pissing outdoors is the best

luv
02-11-2007, 01:51 AM
Bob Dole just stood and pissed off the back porch.
Guys have it so easy when it comes to pissing. Women have to squat by a tree while camping, for example. There's nothing to wipe with, an you have to try not to get your feet wet.

CoMoChief
02-11-2007, 02:15 AM
If I'm really wasted to where I can't keep my balance I'll sit down. Other than that I won't.

Kerberos
02-11-2007, 06:52 AM
I clean the Fuggin HEAD in my house so if I want to piss all over it (which usually happens) I am the poor schlep that has to clean it up.

Simple solution to that problem right there. If you are man enough to stan while pissing then don't expect someone else to clean up after your "Piss Poor Aiming" ASS.

That is ALL.

.

Phobia
02-11-2007, 07:05 AM
I stand up and I clean up my own splatter.

CrazyHorse
02-11-2007, 07:09 AM
Not only do I stand up, I'm standing on a freaking ladder when I piss.

What do you sissies think of that?

Phobia
02-11-2007, 07:26 AM
Not only do I stand up, I'm standing on a freaking ladder when I piss.

What do you sissies think of that?

When you get older and wiser you'll just lay it over the top of the ladder.

JBucc
02-11-2007, 07:30 AM
That's why I aim for the tub or out the window, bigger target. You have to be sure to take that bug screen off though.

Fairplay
02-11-2007, 07:34 AM
Pooping standing up requires more talent.

cdcox
02-11-2007, 10:54 AM
Pooping standing up requires more talent.

That depends on how often you wash your legs.

ChiTown
02-11-2007, 11:34 AM
Only when I am really hammered drunk and I can't stand or find the aim to hit the shitter. So, about 6-7 times/week.............

elvomito
02-11-2007, 05:32 PM
here is what you've been lacking

jidar
02-11-2007, 05:34 PM
Sitting down to pee is for chicks and faggots.

Short Leash Hootie
02-14-2007, 08:37 AM
crazycoffey has to be the gayest person on the internet, easily.

Short Leash Hootie
02-14-2007, 08:39 AM
How could you NOT tell he was joking.
ROFL

StcChief
02-14-2007, 08:43 AM
only when taking a dump too...

Frankie
02-14-2007, 09:05 AM
Ain't nothing unmanly about sit-down peeing. It's cleaner and not much more work than the stand-up version. In fact it has always been the rule at my house and I raised my son that way too. Only if I have to go at a public bathroom do I employ the stant-up tecnique.

BIG_DADDY
02-14-2007, 09:07 AM
Ain't nothing unmanly about sit-down peeing. It's cleaner and not much more work than the stand-up version. In fact it has always been the rule at my house and I raised my son that way too. Only if I have to go at a public bathroom do I employ the stant-up tecnique.

ROFL Do you wear panties too?

rad
02-14-2007, 09:49 AM
Personally, I prefer to stand. I guess I wouldn't have any objections to someone who sits, as long as he sits legs apart, one elbow on his knee, the other hand on his other knee with the elbow pointing out. If you're gonna pull any feminine stunts, you might as well..... do it..... like.... a man.

Sully
02-14-2007, 10:00 AM
How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.


Why would I sit down in the shower?

kepp
02-14-2007, 10:17 AM
I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.
So, reverting back to the original point of this thread... There *is* a solution that should be both easy and fun: have her aim.

eazyb81
02-14-2007, 10:36 AM
It has never crossed my mind, even when so drunk I can't stand or see straight, to pee sitting down. Never. Ever.

I agree with your brother. If you sit to pee as a result of a request of a woman, you need to hand in your man card. You're done. You're balls have long since packed up and left your shriveled little penis behind to bear the brunt of your embarrassing lack of masculinity.

Exactly - the thought has never even crossed my mind.

That being said, if i'm in the midst of a shit and feel the urge to urinate, I will go ahead and pee sitting down.

Iowanian
02-14-2007, 10:43 AM
As part of dropping a duece? Yes.

Is it the middle of the night?Am I hopped up on nyquil and about to pass out? Then no.


Just hang a sign over his toilet that says

"Players with short bats, please crowd the plate"