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Slick32
02-12-2007, 09:22 PM
#10 - Does this come in children's sizes?
#9 - No thanks. Just sniffing.
#8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 - Mom will love this.
#6 - Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
#5 - No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
#4 - Will you model this for mehttp://www.orangemane.com/BB/images/smilies/huh.gif
#3 - The Miracle what?? This is better than world peace!!
#2 - 45 bucks!? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever, say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#1- Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your ******* into that!

ChiefFripp
02-12-2007, 09:28 PM
#11- Oh this will look perfect on me!

Marlboro_Chief
02-12-2007, 09:52 PM
I need to rub one out.

Donger
02-12-2007, 09:54 PM
You'd be amazed how many men actually say #4.

boogblaster
02-12-2007, 10:13 PM
Wouldn't your sister look good in that...

Smed1065
02-12-2007, 11:58 PM
You'd be amazed how many men actually say #4.


Now I am scared, experience?
:hmmm:

Rain Man
02-13-2007, 12:00 AM
#12 - Excuse me, miss? If I get the lilac, do you think people will see the straps under my shirt?

FAX
02-13-2007, 12:07 AM
#13 - Ma'am. I'm Federal Agent Mulder. Show me where you keep your weaponized bras, or I'm going to have to arrest you and close this place down.

FAX

Nightwish
02-13-2007, 12:11 AM
You'd be amazed how many men actually say #4.Not only is that one not unusual to hear, but some of the stores actually hire women for exactly that purpose, to be live in-store models.

FAX
02-13-2007, 12:13 AM
#14 - Do floppy boobies hurt when you run?

FAX

88TG88
02-13-2007, 12:16 AM
You'd be amazed how many men actually say #4.
whats wrong with no.4

luv
02-13-2007, 01:14 AM
#14 - Do floppy boobies hurt when you run?

FAX
yes.

SPchief
02-13-2007, 01:16 AM
yes.


We're going to have to see video proof of that.

luv
02-13-2007, 01:23 AM
We're going to have to see video proof of that.
Yeah. Like that's gonna happen.

mcan
02-13-2007, 04:26 AM
#13

Nobody move! This is a holdup!



Come to think of it, you should probably avoid saying this anywhere.

Saggysack
02-13-2007, 04:53 AM
I've never really thought of Victoria's Secret as a place to get lingerie. I've always thought of it as upscale underwear. I'm willing to bet Victoria's Secret sells more granny panties and body spray than lingerie.

If my wife, or I(for my wife you pervs) purchase lingerie it usually comes from Fredericks of Hollywood.

jlscorpio
02-13-2007, 05:26 AM
Frederick's gets my vote, they're naughtier than Victoria's Secret. Their catalogs ruled when LeeAnn Tweeden was in them.

Slick32
02-15-2007, 06:26 PM
Most heard in broncoland.......

Hey Bubba, I bet Jake wood look hot in that one!

Phobia
02-15-2007, 06:47 PM
#15: I have a giant heart on!

Smed1065
02-15-2007, 07:22 PM
yes.

Be proud you have something to flop. There is a line line for Extreme Makeovers.




:)

bogie
02-15-2007, 07:34 PM
#16: Does this look as good on them if they're not shaved?

FAX
02-15-2007, 07:36 PM
# 17: Got anything that compliments an engorged areola?

FAX

Rain Man
02-15-2007, 07:38 PM
#17. I don't mean to interrupt your shopping, ma'am, but that little blue number over there would look great on you.

FAX
02-15-2007, 07:39 PM
Hey. I already did number 17.

Out with the IVIGEGs.

FAX

Rain Man
02-15-2007, 07:42 PM
#18. Will this ride up on her? Because I want something that will ride up on her.

Rain Man
02-15-2007, 07:43 PM
Hey. I already did number 17.

Out with the IVIGEGs.

FAX

Sorry if repost.

FAX
02-15-2007, 07:53 PM
#19ish: Excuse me, Miss. Where's your masturbation area?

FAX

CoMoChief
02-15-2007, 07:57 PM
Thanks "Oops I crapped my pants!"

Donger
02-15-2007, 09:25 PM
Now I am scared, experience?
:hmmm:

Before children, my wife was a regional manager for Victoria's Secret.

Donger
02-15-2007, 09:27 PM
Not only is that one not unusual to hear, but some of the stores actually hire women for exactly that purpose, to be live in-store models.

I've never heard of that. In fact, that would surprise me.

The "best" ones were the transexuals that would come in to try on stuff. The girls were instructed to treat them as if they were any other "female" client. The younger ones had a real issue with that one.

dtebbe
02-15-2007, 09:46 PM
# X - You swallow??!!!

Rain Man
02-15-2007, 11:17 PM
#21 - Can you show me how to put this on an unconscious woman?

FAX
02-16-2007, 12:16 AM
#22: Do you have this crotchless panty in little miss size 2?

FAX

acesn8s
02-16-2007, 12:51 AM
#21 - Can you show me how to put this OFF an unconscious woman?

fixed it

JohnnyV13
02-16-2007, 02:15 AM
#23 Do you have anything that will flatter the complexion of a corpse?

Redrum_69
02-16-2007, 08:18 AM
#24 Grandma is going to look great in this....

Redrum_69
02-16-2007, 08:20 AM
#25....When the label says.."one size fits all" are they including sheep in this category?