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Stinger
02-13-2007, 10:24 PM
HOUSE HEARING ON 'WARMING OF THE PLANET' CANCELED AFTER ICE STORM

HEARING NOTICE
Tue Feb 13 2007 19:31:25 ET

The Subcommittee on Energy and Air Quality hearing scheduled for Wednesday, February 14, 2007, at 10:00 a.m. in room 2123 Rayburn House Office Building has been postponed due to inclement weather. The hearing is entitled “Climate Change: Are Greenhouse Gas Emissions from Human Activities Contributing to a Warming of the Planet?”

The hearing will be rescheduled to a date and time to be announced later.

DC WEATHER REPORT:

Wednesday: Freezing rain in the morning. Total ice accumulation between one half to three quarters of an inch. Brisk with highs in the mid 30s. North winds 10 to 15 mph...increasing to northwest 20 to 25 mph in the afternoon. Chance of precipitation near 100 percent.

Wednesday Night: Partly cloudy. Lows around 18. Northwest winds around 20 mph.

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash8.htm


ROFLROFL

Sorry I am easily amused

crazycoffey
02-13-2007, 10:31 PM
that freakin funny


I can't put is all in my sig, where's fax to give a three sentence or less summary

recxjake
02-13-2007, 10:50 PM
hahahah

BWillie
02-13-2007, 10:58 PM
I'm a big fan of global warming. The ice caps are worthless anyway. And waterworld was a cool movie, that would be cool to have gills and shit.

88TG88
02-13-2007, 10:58 PM
thats pretty funny

T-post Tom
02-13-2007, 10:59 PM
It's difficult for me to see the irony when 2006 was the fifth-warmest year in the past century. Not only that, our atmosphere now has its highest levels of carbon dioxide in over 650,000 years. Scientists are also predicting that 2007 is likely to be the warmest year ever.

SPchief
02-13-2007, 10:59 PM
I'm a big fan of global warming. The ice caps are worthless anyway. And waterworld was a cool movie, that would be cool to have gills and shit.


And the high tommorow would be 65 and not 18 ****ing degrees.

Pants
02-14-2007, 12:54 AM
Maybe one day retards will realize that global warming has nothing to do with the your local weather and that might mean that people actually read about it and have an educated opinion instead of blind, uneducated bias.

Guru
02-14-2007, 01:02 AM
Armageddon

HMc
02-14-2007, 01:12 AM
this was always going to get jumped on by some Wikipedia intellectuals and it didnt dissapoint

AndChiefs
02-14-2007, 01:31 AM
Maybe one day retards will realize that global warming has nothing to do with the your local weather and that might mean that people actually read about it and have an educated opinion instead of blind, uneducated bias.

I don't think he was making a political statement....but maybe that's just me.

Bob Dole
02-14-2007, 06:30 AM
Scientists are also predicting that 2007 is likely to be the warmest year ever.

Bob Dole would like to request that it begin immediately.

It's pretty worthless to be sitting 100 yards from the Gulf of Mexico when it's 41 degrees outside.

headsnap
02-14-2007, 06:34 AM
while surfing the internets last night I went from The Onion to Drudge and that was the headline...


I thought I was still on The Onion! ROFL

kepp
02-14-2007, 07:22 AM
It's difficult for me to see the irony when 2006 was the fifth-warmest year in the past century. Not only that, our atmosphere now has its highest levels of carbon dioxide in over 650,000 years. Scientists are also predicting that 2007 is likely to be the warmest year ever.
Why were there even warmer years over a century ago? I blame wagon trains.

Dartgod
02-14-2007, 07:56 AM
It's difficult for me to see the irony when 2006 was the fifth-warmest year in the past century. Not only that, our atmosphere now has its highest levels of carbon dioxide in over 650,000 years. Scientists are also predicting that 2007 is likely to be the warmest year ever.
Why is it so hard to see the irony? It is ironic that a meeting on global warming was cancelled due to an ice storm, regardless of your views on the subject.

Stinger
02-14-2007, 08:15 AM
Maybe one day retards will realize that global warming has nothing to do with the your local weather and that might mean that people actually read about it and have an educated opinion instead of blind, uneducated bias.


Wow ... You might want to try getting the sand out of your vagina and try this thing called laughter it helps.

Why is it so hard to see the irony? It is ironic that a meeting on global warming was cancelled due to an ice storm, regardless of your views on the subject.

Thank you. That is all it is, I found it humorous so I posted in a way that was non-political thus putting it in this forum and not the DC.

boogblaster
02-14-2007, 09:15 AM
My guess is the ice-storm got there just in time..other wise lots of monies would have been apporpriated to study now long it will take to warm up Hillary Clinton's bloomers...

StcChief
02-14-2007, 09:30 AM
Wasn't 'Big Al ' suppose to talk on this but was trapped in Minnesota plane froze over.

Pants
02-14-2007, 10:23 AM
Why is it so hard to see the irony? It is ironic that a meeting on global warming was cancelled due to an ice storm, regardless of your views on the subject.

Because there is no irony? It'd be ironic if some icebergs got bigger and the sea level dropped a little.

Dartgod
02-14-2007, 10:34 AM
Because there is no irony? It'd be ironic if some icebergs got bigger and the sea level dropped a little.
But they wouldn't cancel meeting for....oh hell, nevermind.

It's confirmed.

Pants
02-14-2007, 10:36 AM
But they wouldn't cancel meeting for....oh hell, nevermind.

It's confirmed.

Yeah, no shit, I get the "joke", except there is no irony if you know WTF Global Warming is about.

headsnap
02-14-2007, 07:16 PM
Because there is no irony? It'd be ironic if some icebergs got bigger and the sea level dropped a little.
obviously your definition of irony came from Alanis Morrisette... :shake:

L.A. Chieffan
02-14-2007, 07:26 PM
It's difficult for me to see the irony when 2006 was the fifth-warmest year in the past century. Not only that, our atmosphere now has its highest levels of carbon dioxide in over 650,000 years. Scientists are also predicting that 2007 is likely to be the warmest year ever.
Whatever dude, I bet your liberal ass thinks that humans and dinosaurs didn't live together either, huh?

RJ
02-14-2007, 07:33 PM
You know what else would be ironic? A picture of a bunch of Exxon guys and their scientists standing in a downtown Houston street with water up past their knees....that would be ironic but we probably wouldn't laugh cause it would also be kinda scary, I think.

Smed1065
02-14-2007, 09:05 PM
In the 70's it was getting cooler and it was "our" fault. Now its "our" fault its getting warmer.

IIRC the scientific report stated that there was no stopping it, if that is the case.

Why fight it? ROFL

HemiEd
02-14-2007, 09:10 PM
It's difficult for me to see the irony when 2006 was the fifth-warmest year in the past century. Not only that, our atmosphere now has its highest levels of carbon dioxide in over 650,000 years. Scientists are also predicting that 2007 is likely to be the warmest year ever.


It is Toyota's fault.

NewChief
02-14-2007, 09:11 PM
Liberals use Global Warming, like Conservatives use Terrorism..... To scare people.


Someone told you it was a good post the first time you said it, so you're going to repeat it over and over, eh? Just put it in your sig and save the bandwidth.

Rausch
02-14-2007, 09:14 PM
It's difficult for me to see the irony when 2006 was the fifth-warmest year in the past century. Not only that, our atmosphere now has its highest levels of carbon dioxide in over 650,000 years. Scientists are also predicting that 2007 is likely to be the warmest year ever.

And all this is based on the last 30 years, since we've had the computing power to back up the science.

I'm sure while we were driving around in horse drawn buggies and marveling at electricity our temprature measurements were 100% accurate...

T-post Tom
02-15-2007, 02:03 AM
Whatever dude, I bet your liberal ass thinks that humans and dinosaurs didn't live together either, huh?

Ya try to drop a little knowledge and folks go talk radio on you. Show some concern for our children's future and the perjorative, partisan barbs come out. It's unfortunate that some are so tied to their partisan rhetoric that they can't accept the proven scientific facts regarding global warming and green house gases. Even more surprising coming from a denizen of 'The Basin.' :shake:

T-post Tom
02-15-2007, 02:07 AM
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Ultra Peanut
02-15-2007, 02:20 AM
Climate = Weather hurrrrrrrrr