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FDS
02-15-2007, 02:09 AM
Was there a moment when you realized, now I'm a man? When you moved way from your parents and learned to take care of yourself? When you became a father?

For the ladies, maybe, when you realized a boy became a man. Or when you realized you were a woman.

luv
02-15-2007, 02:13 AM
Was there a moment when you realized, now I'm a man? When you moved way from your parents and learned to take care of yourself? When you became a father?

For the ladies, maybe, when you realized a boy became a man. Or when you realized you were a woman.
I think the moment is pretty memorable for when a girl becomes a woman.

FDS
02-15-2007, 02:15 AM
PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

acesn8s
02-15-2007, 02:16 AM
I think the moment is pretty memorable for when a girl becomes a woman.which moment would that be?:hmmm:

FDS
02-15-2007, 02:19 AM
They learn to kill a male's erection with just a look?

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

luv
02-15-2007, 02:19 AM
which moment would that be?:hmmm:
7th grade math class.

Smed1065
02-15-2007, 02:20 AM
It was after I started taking responsibility for my actions as well as realizing that my actions affected just more than myself.

Guru
02-15-2007, 02:21 AM
7th grade math class.
Must have been embarrassing.

luv
02-15-2007, 02:21 AM
It was after I started taking responsibility for my actions as well as realizing that my actions affected just more than myself.
Last week? :p

Smed1065
02-15-2007, 02:22 AM
7th grade math class.

Does that answer have any relation to the "look" post?

No wonder I had to wait until 9th grade.
ROFL

acesn8s
02-15-2007, 02:22 AM
7th grade math class.what is the sq. root of 49....oh shit I'm a woman!:redface:

luv
02-15-2007, 02:22 AM
Must have been embarrassing.
Nah, I could tell something was...well...there, so I went to the bathroom. Nothing showed through.

Smed1065
02-15-2007, 02:23 AM
Last week? :p

Next year!

My new years resolution for next year.

I knew better than to state the truth on here.

Never again...........

luv
02-15-2007, 02:24 AM
Aside from physically knowing....

I would have to say when I lost my virginity. I was 27.

acesn8s
02-15-2007, 02:25 AM
Next year!

My new years resolution for next year.

I knew better than to state the truth on here.

Never again...........Way to go boy scout


Be Prepared

Guru
02-15-2007, 02:25 AM
Aside from physically knowing....

I would have to say when I lost my virginity. I was 27.
Wow, I thought holding out until 23 was pushing it. Good for you.

I waited until marriage. not many of us left.

Smed1065
02-15-2007, 02:26 AM
Aside from physically knowing....

I would have to say when I lost my virginity. I was 27.

So I guess this was a fact?

"I learned to kill a male's erection with just a look"





:hmmm:

luv
02-15-2007, 02:26 AM
Wow, I thought holding out until 23 was pushing it. Good for you.

I waited until marriage. not many of us left.
I wasn't married, so you beat me on that one.

luv
02-15-2007, 02:28 AM
So I guess this was a fact?

"I learned to kill a male's erection with just a look"





:hmmm:
Ha ha. I was out on my own and independent before that, but it was just a defining moment. I'm sure something else will happen later in life that makes that look childish in comparison.

Smed1065
02-15-2007, 02:28 AM
I wasn't married, so you beat me on that one.

Depends on your definition of sex, then?

"I did not have sexual relations"

Guru
02-15-2007, 02:29 AM
Depends on your definition of sex, then?

"I did not have sexual relations"
Bring out the cigar.

Smed1065
02-15-2007, 02:31 AM
Ha ha. I was out on my own and independent before that, but it was just a defining moment. I'm sure something else will happen later in life that makes that look childish in comparison.

I understand, I was provided with luggage as a graduation present (I can take a hint) but that is also why I provided the honest answer earlier- like a n00b.

Smed1065
02-15-2007, 02:32 AM
Bring out the cigar.

Insiders say that no cigars take batteries.....

acesn8s
02-15-2007, 02:34 AM
Insiders say that no cigars take batteries.....And a man might suck on it at least once in his life.

luv
02-15-2007, 02:38 AM
And a man might suck on it at least once in his life.
You found that fact about me sig-worthy? Ooooookay.

Smed1065
02-15-2007, 02:39 AM
Originally Posted by luv
Aside from physically knowing....

I would have to say when I lost my virginity. I was 27.

That sig did not take long...


:)

acesn8s
02-15-2007, 02:47 AM
You found that fact about me sig-worthy? Ooooookay.I wanted to change my sig but that is the best that I can do for now.


Blame Carl

Chiefs_Fan
02-15-2007, 07:14 AM
When I looked down and saw I had a D#$K

boogblaster
02-15-2007, 10:09 AM
When my mom died and I was out walking a newspaper route at 5:00 am in snow storms at age 13 ....

Radar Chief
02-15-2007, 10:12 AM
Never, I’m still a kid. A 40 y.o. one, but still…..
Maybe when I have grandkids I’ll grow up, but I doubt it. ;)

gblowfish
02-15-2007, 12:35 PM
When I had to register for the Draft. I missed Vietnam by two years.

StcChief
02-15-2007, 12:37 PM
When my mom died and I was out walking a newspaper route at 5:00 am in snow storms at age 13 ....

yeah. Another old paper boy. first real job, manage money, provide service with a smile. Deal with weather too.

ChiefFripp
02-15-2007, 12:38 PM
Somehow, I've just always known.

Rain Man
02-15-2007, 12:40 PM
Probably the first time I was asked for money by a relative.

Mr. Plow
02-15-2007, 12:50 PM
Probably at the age of 21 with the birth of my first child. That'll make you grow up pretty damn quick.

seclark
02-15-2007, 12:53 PM
Probably at the age of 21 with the birth of my first child. That'll make you grow up pretty damn quick.
19 here...and my first was twins.
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wutamess
02-15-2007, 12:58 PM
When I started my career.

Redrum_69
02-15-2007, 01:07 PM
Probably the first time I was asked for money by a relative.


WHores dont come cheap nowadays..just ask firstdownsamie's mom

luv
02-15-2007, 01:37 PM
Probably the first time I was asked for money by a relative.
You know how weird it is to loan your mom $300? And then have her ask for the same amount again about a year later?

Redrum_69
02-15-2007, 01:50 PM
Aside from physically knowing....

I would have to say when I lost my virginity. I was 27.



:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

CoMoChief
02-15-2007, 01:53 PM
Has to be the loss of the v-card.

Easy 6
02-15-2007, 01:56 PM
It was the day i hunted my first man... :bang: :bang: :bang:

Redrum_69
02-15-2007, 01:57 PM
Being a virgin until you are married or well into the late 20's is to be commended.

Theres very few women that wait.


I'm just shocked


I thought virgin women were just an urban myth or something

CoMoChief
02-15-2007, 02:04 PM
(Cheers!) Here's to virgins.....thanks for ****in' nothing.

BigRedChief
02-15-2007, 02:06 PM
18 years old spearing sharks with shapened welding rods off an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico while smoking pot.

Braincase
02-15-2007, 03:02 PM
When I kicked Chuck Norris' ass the first time. I was 5 or 6.

SLAG
02-15-2007, 03:06 PM
19 here...and my first was twins.
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18 here

i had 2 kids by the age of 20

Radar Chief
02-15-2007, 03:10 PM
Damn guys. I didn't have any kids, that I know of, 'till I was 38.

seclark
02-15-2007, 03:11 PM
Damn guys. I didn't have any kids, that I know of, 'till I was 38.
shit, i was sending mine off to college by then.
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ck_IN
02-15-2007, 03:15 PM
<i>I thought virgin women were just an urban myth or something</i>

Especially in Springfield!

As the father consoled his newly married son by saying 'I don't blame you for leaving her son. If she aint good enough for her own men folk then she aint good enough for you'

Skip Towne
02-15-2007, 03:16 PM
Damn guys. I didn't have any kids, that I know of, 'till I was 38.
I was 43.

DJJasonp
02-15-2007, 03:21 PM
For me...it was when the point in time came along where a job no longer was optional and became a necessity.

Bills suck.

Radar Chief
02-15-2007, 03:22 PM
I was 43.

Did you ever think that if you’d known what you were miss’n you’d have done it sooner? I do.

Rooster
02-15-2007, 03:32 PM
When I kicked Chuck Norris' ass the first time. I was 5 or 6.

He heard you say that.

ck_IN
02-15-2007, 03:35 PM
<i>He heard you say that.</i>

And he's pissed!

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-15-2007, 03:39 PM
The real questions is how will GoChiefs know when/if it happens?

Mr. Plow
02-15-2007, 04:45 PM
19 here...and my first was twins.
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Dear Lord. Welcome to grown up life.

88TG88
02-15-2007, 04:49 PM
Has to be the loss of the v-card.
i cant think of one specific moment so ill agree with you

Guru
02-15-2007, 04:49 PM
Being a virgin until you are married or well into the late 20's is to be commended.

Theres very few women that wait.


I'm just shocked


I thought virgin women were just an urban myth or something

So this is only commendable if you are a woman?

stevieray
02-15-2007, 04:54 PM
The first time I bought four new tires.

TinyEvel
02-15-2007, 06:08 PM
When I was driving home with a lawn mower in the back of my car.

FDS
02-16-2007, 02:03 AM
WHores dont come cheap nowadays..just ask firstdownsamie's mom


The only way Redrum_69's mom could get the sperm for her only son? Was to set behind Pee Wee Herman at the Rocky Horror Picture Show's midnight showing.

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

big nasty kcnut
02-16-2007, 02:29 AM
When i was ten and was attracted to woman. Then i was changing in many ways.

BigRedChief
02-16-2007, 08:01 AM
When I kicked Chuck Norris' ass the first time. I was 5 or 6.
Jack?

MOhillbilly
02-16-2007, 08:34 AM
8-21-95

vailpass
02-16-2007, 08:37 AM
I might have a man's body but inside I'm a woman. I'm @#$%^& in the head and I demand the government pay huge amounts of $ for hormones and a cockoffame procedure.

ck_IN
02-16-2007, 09:11 AM
<i>I might have a man's body but inside I'm a woman. I'm @#$%^& in the head and I demand the government pay huge amounts of $ for hormones and a cockoffame procedure.</i>

I thought being @#$%^& in the head in the head was required to be a Bronc fan.

As for the rest, we'll pair you with a Raider fan. Between the two of you perhaps we can salvage one decent human. :)

Iowanian
02-16-2007, 09:13 AM
One night, sitting around a camp fire discussing life, as I stirred the hot coals with my doofloppy, it became obvious that I was ready for my handlebar moustache.

Redrum_69
02-16-2007, 09:14 AM
The real questions is how will GoChiefs know when/if it happens?


When what happens...getting laid or being a man

Redrum_69
02-16-2007, 09:16 AM
So this is only commendable if you are a woman?



well...guys for one dont have a hymen

Rooster
02-16-2007, 09:28 AM
cockoffame procedure.

ROFL ROFL

vailpass
02-16-2007, 10:09 AM
<i>I might have a man's body but inside I'm a woman. I'm @#$%^& in the head and I demand the government pay huge amounts of $ for hormones and a cockoffame procedure.</i>

I thought being @#$%^& in the head in the head was required to be a Bronc fan.

As for the rest, we'll pair you with a Raider fan. Between the two of you perhaps we can salvage one decent human. :)

:moon: LMAO

Taco John
02-16-2007, 10:24 AM
The day I killed my first hobo.

SCTrojan
02-16-2007, 11:18 AM
I'll tell you the first time I had a sense of my own mortality - the first time I read a Playboy magazine which featured a centerfold who was younger than I.