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FAX
02-15-2007, 06:50 PM
Often said and as often confusing. What, exactly, does one wish to see blown out of the other person's ass? It's true, of course, that if God really wanted us to blow stuff out our asses other than ... you know ... poo stuff ... he would have given us that ability. Still, they said the same thing about submarines so there's still hope.

Having considered this question, I have decided that, if I could blow something out of my ass, it would be airborne grenades that I could control with my mental energy and direct wherever I want them to go. It would be best if they were magnetic, so they could affix themselves to cars that cut me off in traffic.

Alternatively, invisible, vicious, groin eating gnomes (IVIGEGs) would be good, too. That way, when somebody irritated me (like Mr. Phobia, for example), I could blow IVIGEGs out of my ass that would attack the person mercilessly for hours on end.

Those are my thoughts, anyway, and I was wondering ... if you could blow something out of your ass, what would it be?

Thanks in advance for your responses to this thread. And if you don't want to respond, well ... you know what to do.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

gblowfish
02-15-2007, 06:57 PM
A Gerbil.
Sincerely,
Richard Gere

Phobia
02-15-2007, 07:03 PM
groin eating gnomes? If I'm aroused by the blood drinking vagrant from Arizona, what do you think a groin eating gnome is doing for my libido?

Bill Parcells
02-15-2007, 07:04 PM
I use the term ''blow it out your ass'' usually while I'm engaged in road rage and some poor unsuspecting motorist pisses me off..I retaliate which makes them honk their horn..which in turn makes me say ''blow it out your ass''.







Disclaimer:I do not condone road rage,sometimes it's unavoidable.

bogie
02-15-2007, 07:05 PM
There was great commercial about people getting money out of their ass. If I could, I would blow $$ out of my ass. I would have to clean it, but I could still spend it.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-15-2007, 07:08 PM
monkey's. definately monkeys.

FAX
02-15-2007, 07:11 PM
There was great commercial about people getting money out of their ass. If I could, I would blow $$ out of my ass. I would have to clean it, but I could still spend it.

That's a good one, Mr. bogie.

I, too, would like to blow money out my ass.

FAX

Phobia
02-15-2007, 07:17 PM
Remind me to never sell anything to you sickos.

Simply Red
02-15-2007, 07:18 PM
That's a good one, Mr. bogie.

I, too, would like to blow money out my ass.

FAX

If I can?

I'd like to blow money out of my ass as well.

Would that be okay?

bogie
02-15-2007, 07:18 PM
Remind me to never sell anything to you sickos.

I will deposit it and write you a check.

Bowser
02-15-2007, 07:24 PM
Do you like hot suace, Mr. Fax? Because you will be receiving some of this for Christmas next year...

FAX
02-15-2007, 07:26 PM
If I can?

I'd like to blow money out of my ass as well.

Would that be okay?

No problem, Mr. Simply Red.

We'll all be money blown out the ass billionaires while Mr. Phobia is still trying to raise enough cash to bail out the blood sucking vagrant from Arizona.

FAX

FAX
02-15-2007, 07:30 PM
Do you like hot suace, Mr. Fax? Because you will be receiving some of this for Christmas next year...

Thanks, Mr. Bowser.

With a name like "Blow It Out Your Ass", it has to be good.

FAX

Bowser
02-15-2007, 07:31 PM
Thanks, Mr. Bowser.

With a name like "Blow It Out Your Ass", it has to be good.

FAX

Good, or good and hot.

I'm betting on the latter.

Simply Red
02-15-2007, 07:32 PM
:Pinky:

FAX
02-15-2007, 07:33 PM
:Pinky:

Not sure I follow you there, Mr. Simply Red.

FAX

Simply Red
02-15-2007, 07:38 PM
Dammit!

I meant to click on the "ponder" smiley!

so for now: Just know I'm pondering (imagining how much money)
I could blow out my ass.

el borracho
02-15-2007, 07:42 PM
What does, "The king is dead! Long live the king!" mean?

Simply Red
02-15-2007, 07:44 PM
Not sure I follow you there, Mr. Simply Red.

FAX

This is really starting to bother me now. I hope I explained the pinkey smiley enough.

Simply Red
02-15-2007, 07:47 PM
i guess i didn't

old_geezer
02-15-2007, 08:09 PM
I believe it is a term of endearment, or great friendship. For instance, I most often hear the phrase "If you don't like it you can blow it out of your ass." This must mean that the gentleman I have been having an argument with has just given me permission to rid myself of the agravation. Cleanse myself, so to speak.

milkman
02-15-2007, 08:10 PM
There was great commercial about people getting money out of their ass. If I could, I would blow $$ out of my ass. I would have to clean it, but I could still spend it.

Money laundering is illegal.

old_geezer
02-15-2007, 08:18 PM
Money laundering is illegal.

But it would be hard to pass off those brownbacks (for the 2nd time) as legal tender.

Something would be tender, but it wouldn't be the money.

milkman
02-15-2007, 08:20 PM
But it would be hard to pass off those brownbacks (for the 2nd time) as legal tender.

Something would be tender, but it wouldn't be the money.

Yeah, I think I'd rather grow money on trees.
Then everyone would say I have a green thumb.

boogblaster
02-15-2007, 10:01 PM
Blown asses will surely crack ...

FAX
02-16-2007, 12:12 AM
It's a sad day on ChiefsPlanet when a thread entitled, "Blow It Out Your Ass" falls to the second page in less than 5 hours. My disappointment knows no bounds.

Oh, and X-files is on the Sci-Fi channel.

FAX

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-16-2007, 12:19 AM
You all can just blow it out your asses.

FAX
02-16-2007, 12:29 AM
Maybe evil bugs like the ones that came out of the mouth of that big black guy who played the convict on death row who was really innocent and could mysteriously cure people's diseases in the movie with the guy who was in the movie about the stupid guy who started running and couldn't stop would be cool.

If they came out of your ass with sufficient velocity, you could propel yourself through the air like you had a built in ass rocket pack.

FAX

88TG88
02-16-2007, 12:39 AM
thats a pretty weak phrase. i would never use it

bevischief
12-19-2009, 08:06 AM
ROFLROFL

round 2.

Slainte
12-19-2009, 08:14 AM
if you could blow something out of your ass, what would it be?

Caramel vodka, of course...

http://img.21food.com/userImages/luischicharro/luischicharro$51973517.jpg

penchief
12-19-2009, 08:32 AM
I don't know about "blow it out your ass" but I've often wondered if the phrase "eat shit and die" hasn't been misinterpreted. It probably would be satisfying to see someone you resent have to eat shit before they die but it doesn't make much sense because eating shit isn't necessarily fatal.

I've often pondered whether it was intended to be a way of telling someone that they are worthless and to bug off because for all you care they can eat, shit, and die (the cycle of life).

Jack
12-19-2009, 08:47 AM
What does, "The king is dead! Long live the king!" mean?

It means the king is dead and long live the king. . .:D

Once there was an original Star Trek episode when Kirk and crew came upon a civilization that only spoke in metaphors. I thought how strange it was at the time that it took the whole episode to figure out how to communicate.

If you think about it, it would be somewhat unnatural for English speaking people to actually talk without using metaphors.

It's colder than hell. . .it's hotter than hell; used both ways and not very informative.

Drunk as a skunk. . never met a drunken skunk, hope I never do.

Fresh as s spring day. . . try March weather in the Midwest.

Pushing up daisies. . .don't even want to think about it at my age.

English by far is the most misunderstood language. Try to speak without metaphors and you would be lost as a babe in the woods.

Wow, this is some deep sh!t

Frankie
12-19-2009, 09:44 AM
There was great commercial about people getting money out of their ass. If I could, I would blow $$ out of my ass. I would have to clean it, but I could still spend it.

Hmmm,... A human slot machine. :hmmm:

I guess the added advantage would be that someone would have to pull on the handle.

boogblaster
12-19-2009, 10:23 AM
eat shit and die referes to cow-patties laced with mushrooms .....