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BigRedChief
02-15-2007, 09:36 PM
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in KC, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.

Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective...

Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

BigRedChief
02-15-2007, 09:36 PM
No poll forthcoming

Buck
02-15-2007, 09:39 PM
Redrum or his mom?

FAX
02-15-2007, 09:40 PM
You had me at coprophagic.

FAX

Guru
02-15-2007, 09:43 PM
What the hell!?

SLAG
02-15-2007, 09:43 PM
Oh No He didnt

Im surprised this isnt locked already

tk13
02-15-2007, 09:44 PM
I had no idea Tim Hardaway posted here!

Buck
02-15-2007, 09:44 PM
Now that I think of it, he probably just wants a HoC thread.

Thats probably not true, but a possibility.

BigRedChief
02-15-2007, 09:45 PM
It's a joke guys. I'm not pissed. This has been posted before. I didn't write it. I found it looking at my rep for the other thread. No worries.

Bugeater
02-15-2007, 09:46 PM
It's a joke guys. I'm not pissed. This has been posted before. I didn't write it. I found it looking at my rep for the other thread. No worries.
Well that takes all the fun out of it.

boogblaster
02-15-2007, 09:46 PM
The National Guard has already been deployed..who we gona call ...clue-buster ....

SLAG
02-15-2007, 09:47 PM
It's a joke guys. I'm not pissed. This has been posted before. I didn't write it. I found it looking at my rep for the other thread. No worries.



why you gotta ruin the N00b's fun...


:p

crazycoffey
02-15-2007, 09:47 PM
REPOST

crazycoffey
02-15-2007, 09:49 PM
You had me at coprophagic.

FAX


another gem, is it time for me to update my sig already?


what kind of dicksuckery is this?

BigRedChief
02-15-2007, 09:51 PM
REPOST
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/341287/noob.jpg

Iowanian
02-15-2007, 09:53 PM
Thanks so much for sharing the Thesaurus hamas.

Psyko Tek
02-15-2007, 10:16 PM
somebody needs a hug

crazycoffey
02-15-2007, 10:21 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/341287/noob.jpg


Halfcan gave me the badge, I was only doing my job.....

BigRedChief
02-15-2007, 10:58 PM
Halfcan gave me the badge, I was only doing my job.....
Badges? We don't need any stinking badges!
http://www.einsiders.com/features/columns/images/immortal5.jpg

ENDelt260
02-15-2007, 11:27 PM
All this thread needs now is greg63 and his life partner guru... then it's HOC material for suckage alone.

DaFace
02-16-2007, 12:05 AM
Badges? We don't need any stinking badges!

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8962/badgernh6.jpg

BigRedChief
02-16-2007, 06:36 AM
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8962/badgernh6.jpg
Is this your badger?
http://www.badgerland.co.uk/externalnews/wilf.jpeg

Redrum_69
02-16-2007, 08:27 AM
Redrum or his mom?



Hey...how about those Chargers...Can you imagine the dumbasses who bet on them to win the Super Bowl?

THe San Andreas line couldnt hold a candle to the Marty "Its all my fault" Meltdown that was bound to happen.

Hey...theres always next year...or the year after...or 2010...


The price of Season tickets for the family...$5k

THe price of playoff tickets for two at your home stadium...$1500 minimum

Betting everything you have that the Chargers will win the Super Bowl...and then watching the Marty Meltdown as Chiefs fans around the globe laugh their asses off.... P R I C E L E S S

BigRedChief
02-16-2007, 09:50 AM
Hey...how about those Chargers...Can you imagine the dumbasses who bet on them to win the Super Bowl?

THe San Andreas line couldnt hold a candle to the Marty "Its all my fault" Meltdown that was bound to happen.

Hey...theres always next year...or the year after...or 2010...


The price of Season tickets for the family...$5k

THe price of playoff tickets for two at your home stadium...$1500 minimum

Betting everything you have that the Chargers will win the Super Bowl...and then watching the Marty Meltdown as Chiefs fans around the globe laugh their asses off.... P R I C E L E S S
Who bet money on a Chargers Super Bowl?

redsurfer11
02-16-2007, 11:17 AM
Donald Trump to Rosie O'Donnell ?

Buck
02-16-2007, 03:58 PM
Hey...how about those Chargers...Can you imagine the dumbasses who bet on them to win the Super Bowl?

THe San Andreas line couldnt hold a candle to the Marty "Its all my fault" Meltdown that was bound to happen.

Hey...theres always next year...or the year after...or 2010...


The price of Season tickets for the family...$5k

THe price of playoff tickets for two at your home stadium...$1500 minimum

Betting everything you have that the Chargers will win the Super Bowl...and then watching the Marty Meltdown as Chiefs fans around the globe laugh their asses off.... P R I C E L E S S

Playoff tickets were around $120 each, but thanks for playing.

thepascalblaze
02-16-2007, 04:26 PM
Positively 4th Street... to the power of ten... nice.