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Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2007, 11:18 PM
The woman that sat next to me at the game tonight had an ass the size of Wisconsin. I was seriously considering charging her rent on my seat by the 4th quarter.

BTW, Dirk is the real MVP. McGrady's a faker. PWNED.

OnTheWarpath58
02-15-2007, 11:24 PM
Houston, right?

Isn't Houston one of the fattest cities in America?

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2007, 11:25 PM
Houston, right?

Isn't Houston one of the fattest cities in America?

Definitely. Considering the extravagant price of the seats, maybe they already factored in that expense.

Miles
02-15-2007, 11:25 PM
Houston, right?

Isn't Houston one of the fattest cities in America?

Usually one of the top in whoever does those studies.

OnTheWarpath58
02-15-2007, 11:26 PM
They should be making money hand over fist then....

Fatty probably is heading to the concession stand every TV timeout.....

Miles
02-15-2007, 11:27 PM
Its worse with airline seats.

Fat Elvis
02-15-2007, 11:31 PM
Like you are so slim yourself.....

booger
02-15-2007, 11:32 PM
did you get her #?

OnTheWarpath58
02-15-2007, 11:32 PM
did you get her #?

:)

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2007, 11:33 PM
did you get her #?

She was with her pimp.

OnTheWarpath58
02-15-2007, 11:35 PM
She was with her pimp.

Was it the prostitute from Borat?

booger
02-15-2007, 11:37 PM
She was with her pimp.
did she smell like mayonaise?

ENDelt260
02-15-2007, 11:56 PM
Its worse with airline seats.
Southwest does double-charge for fat people. Least, they used to... haven't heard anything about it in awhile which makes me wonder if they decided it was bad PR and stopped.

Bowser
02-15-2007, 11:57 PM
Piss on you skinny bastards. Move the hell over, and pass the gravy.

ENDelt260
02-16-2007, 12:04 AM
Piss on you skinny bastards. Move the hell over, and pass the gravy.
Why don't you run up these stairs and kick my ass

Bowser
02-16-2007, 12:05 AM
Why don't you run up these stairs and kick my ass

No problem. Just don't go anywhere while I catch my breath and loosen up.

ENDelt260
02-16-2007, 12:08 AM
No problem. Just don't go anywhere while I catch my breath and loosen up.
No sweat. I'm a smoker. I'll be out of breath from laughing at you.

Bowser
02-16-2007, 12:17 AM
No sweat. I'm a smoker. I'll be out of breath from laughing at you.

Fair enough.

Do you have some of those heart paddles the EMT's use? Sounds like we could use a set.

ENDelt260
02-16-2007, 12:25 AM
No, but I got a live car battery and a set of jumper cables. Your wife told me you were into nipple clamps anyway.

ChiefsCountry
02-16-2007, 01:01 AM
Seats are too small, well I'm not fat but I'm tall and that is a heck of lot worse.

ENDelt260
02-16-2007, 01:28 AM
Yes, yes, we all know you're not just five nine because of the lifts.