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booyaf2
02-16-2007, 12:38 PM
Just came from doctor. Had the vasectomy today. OOOOOOOOOOOOuch.

crazycoffey
02-16-2007, 12:40 PM
been there, just had the reversal a few months ago, double ouch.

buy three bags of frozen corn or peas, and do a 30 minute rotation for the next few days, it will be alright, make sure you throw them away when you're all done.

ChiefsFire
02-16-2007, 12:42 PM
Just came from doctor. Had the vasectomy today. OOOOOOOOOOOOuch.


You really shouldnt go to the same place that neutered your dog...

kiddin man...get some ice on the area

CoMoChief
02-16-2007, 12:42 PM
been there, just had the reversal a few months ago, double ouch.

buy three bags of frozen corn or peas, and do a 30 minute rotation for the next few days, it will be alright, make sure you throw them away when you're all done.


3 bags for 3 nuts. Interesting. :hmmm:

kepp
02-16-2007, 12:43 PM
Just came from doctor. Had the vasectomy today. OOOOOOOOOOOOuch.
That bad, huh? I was thinking about it in the next year or so...not so much now.

penguinz
02-16-2007, 12:43 PM
Any one have recommendations for nut cutters in the Lee's Summit area?

Luke
02-16-2007, 12:43 PM
Had it done years ago, I feel yer pain. Frozen peas are your best friends right now. I poured and finished concrete the next day, but everybody has a different level of pain. Your wife/girlfriend owes you big time! Make the most of it.:D

Redrum_69
02-16-2007, 12:44 PM
Just came from doctor. Had the vasectomy today. OOOOOOOOOOOOuch.



And you felt that you needed to immediately log on here and share your stories?

Redrum_69
02-16-2007, 12:48 PM
The bible says that those who practice this type of birth control are going to hell.


Good luck trying to find a virgin to have sex with you in the afterlife, you nutless asshat, course theres always Gochiefs to look forward too...unless you count losing his virgintity to his left hand

KCTitus
02-16-2007, 12:48 PM
awww...man up. the big 'v' is an easy procedure.

ck_IN
02-16-2007, 12:51 PM
Try jumping rope or doing situps for awhile. It'll take your mind off your crotch.

Redrum_69
02-16-2007, 12:57 PM
Had it done years ago, I feel yer pain. Frozen peas are your best friends right now. I poured and finished concrete the next day, but everybody has a different level of pain. Your wife/girlfriend owes you big time! Make the most of it.:D



57 posts since 2001


Crazycoffey is up to almost 3000 in two months.

That would be 108,000 posts at his rate if he had signed up in 2001. But he was in preschool, suckling on the teet of mediocrity

Wile_E_Coyote
02-16-2007, 01:03 PM
Did they get caught in the zipper on the wife's purse again. I hate that

InChiefsHell
02-16-2007, 01:11 PM
been there, just had the reversal a few months ago, double ouch.

buy three bags of frozen corn or peas, and do a 30 minute rotation for the next few days, it will be alright, make sure you throw them away when you're all done.

You had it reversed?? Wow...did it take? How much did that cost?

When I had it done, my doc said it was reversable, but really, think of it as being permanent because of the cost and failure factor.

crazycoffey
02-16-2007, 01:27 PM
3 bags for 3 nuts. Interesting. :hmmm:


ROFL

but in case I needed to clarify, one bag on both nuts, with the other two in the freezer, nothing worse than going for a new bag and it's still mushy, from the last time you had it on your teabags.

crazycoffey
02-16-2007, 01:32 PM
You had it reversed?? Wow...did it take? How much did that cost?

When I had it done, my doc said it was reversable, but really, think of it as being permanent because of the cost and failure factor.



I took a sample in today for testing to see if it "took" cost was about 5 grand, not covered on insurance. we found a pretty good one in Overland park.

I thought of it as permanent too, until I remarried.......

booyaf2
02-16-2007, 01:39 PM
going with frozen corn, so early next week i'll have some available for sale on ebay if anyone's interested.

Braincase
02-16-2007, 01:45 PM
Any one have recommendations for nut cutters in the Lee's Summit area?

Here ya go (http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/displayitem.taf?Itemnumber=41150)

kc rush
02-16-2007, 02:23 PM
Had it done last summer. Keep ice on it and have your wife run interference. My 4 year old tried to jump into my lap more than once.

TinyEvel
02-16-2007, 02:28 PM
I took a sample in today for testing to see if it "took" cost was about 5 grand, not covered on insurance. we found a pretty good one in Overland park.

I thought of it as permanent too, until I remarried.......

Damn! I paid like $250 for mine WITH insurance. But if it's your dime, get the best, I suppose.

I got the "advertised on the radio" LASIK surgery and regretted it ever since. My vision's fine, but the experiece was like waiting in line to get into Arrowhead.

TinyEvel
02-16-2007, 02:33 PM
Just came from doctor. Had the vasectomy today. OOOOOOOOOOOOuch.

Best advice someone gave me IMMOBILIZE THE TWINS!

Get yourself a one or two-sizess too small pair of but-huggin' tighty-whities and yank 'em up to your chin. (not really, too much pressure on the ballzack would hurt, but you know what I mean, keep 'em high and tight) I was sore for two days unitl I did that.

Also, that first time the milksnake spits, it's gonna be all business, no pleasure. Just warning ya. After a while, though, it's like nothing ever happened. You should still have enough to make a pearl necklace or give her "Santa's eyebrows". Ya know, provided you could before.

Pennywise
02-16-2007, 03:10 PM
All juice, no seeds.