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Phobia
02-19-2007, 01:16 AM
I can't believe this isn't posted yet.

#69 began his DUI sentence Sunday night. It was the leading story on evening news so you know it was a slow news day.

Ultra Peanut
02-19-2007, 01:37 AM
I'll be praying for him! Hope he makes it through.

Wa-Z
02-19-2007, 01:52 AM
I bet he'll be cool with all the inmates.

SNR
02-19-2007, 02:14 AM
Inmate: What are you in here for?
Allen: Drunk driving. You?
Inmate: I tried to kill Carl Peterson. That stupid mutherf*cker

Smed1065
02-19-2007, 02:43 AM
Season ticket holder...................

Thig Lyfe
02-19-2007, 02:48 AM
"Can you sign my shiv for my son?"

BWillie
02-19-2007, 02:52 AM
Poor guy, where is he located at? I'll go smuggle some rum in for him, I'm sure he's about dying in there. Probably getting the shakes and everything

Ultra Peanut
02-19-2007, 03:18 AM
Veronica Mars, you are under arrest for the aiding and abetting of the escape of Jared Allen.

Buck
02-19-2007, 04:02 AM
Hopefully he doesn't come out looking like this...

http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/ice1.jpg
http://www.facesofme.com/images/september/mrCoolIce-thumb.jpg

SPchief
02-19-2007, 04:05 AM
Hopefully he doesn't come out looking like this...

http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/ice1.jpg
http://www.facesofme.com/images/september/mrCoolIce-thumb.jpg


Not all of us can be as cool as Nate Kaeding.

el borracho
02-19-2007, 04:11 AM
See? I could never be a tattoo artist because I could never put such ridiculous crap on someone's body.

By the way, check out the look on the guy's face (bottom right corner of the second photo). I think Mr. Cool Ice is making him reconsider his decision to get a tat. ROFL

CHENZ A!
02-19-2007, 04:12 AM
He'll be in amongst all nonviolent criminals, and some crackheads. If he smart he'll tell the doctors that he's allergic to beans, or that he's Kosher, so he can eat griled cheeses instead of box potatoes and beans with cold cuts :Lin:

kepp
02-19-2007, 07:41 AM
Hopefully he doesn't come out looking like this...

http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/ice1.jpg
I didn't know you got your choice of tat fonts in prison. That's a nice Arial 36.

Wile_E_Coyote
02-19-2007, 10:03 AM
Being denied cherry pie on President's day. It could throw of his whole year

boogblaster
02-19-2007, 11:35 AM
Maybe he can tune-up his bull-rush skills...

SLAG
02-19-2007, 11:36 AM
I wonder if I should ask my buddys dad to get him to sign my 69 Jersey...

his dad works in the JoCo Jail

Phobia
02-19-2007, 11:40 AM
I wonder if I should ask my buddys dad to get him to sign my 69 Jersey...

his dad works in the JoCo Jail

You're very smart.

boogblaster
02-19-2007, 11:47 AM
probably cost you a big-mac and fries

L.A. Chieffan
02-19-2007, 11:48 AM
Maybe he could scout the talent pool while he's in there and find us a decent DT.

Phobia
02-19-2007, 11:49 AM
probably cost you a big-mac and fries
Probably cost the buddy's dad his job. It's a very high profile jailing. I'm fairly certain the Sheriff's office is under strict orders to treat him like any other inmate. Asking for autographs would be incredibly bad form.

L.A. Chieffan
02-19-2007, 11:50 AM
Probably cost the buddy's dad his job. It's a very high profile jailing. I'm fairly certain the Sheriff's office is under strict orders to treat him like any other inmate. Asking for autographs would be incredibly bad form.
They're gong to let the big black guys rape him?

Deberg_1990
02-19-2007, 11:53 AM
Hopefully he learns from this......i doubt it, but ya never know...

SLAG
02-19-2007, 12:09 PM
Probably cost the buddy's dad his job. It's a very high profile jailing. I'm fairly certain the Sheriff's office is under strict orders to treat him like any other inmate. Asking for autographs would be incredibly bad form.


Not true

When Warfield was in people were getting autographs left and right.. including Sheriffs... My buddy's dad did not like him so he didnt bother...

since you think its bad form i am Most DEFINITELY going to ask him to do it

Phobia
02-19-2007, 12:37 PM
If you secure #69's autograph while he's in jail, I'll eat some crow Slag. But you're still not very bright either way.

ct
02-19-2007, 12:41 PM
Maybe he could scout the talent pool while he's in there and find us a decent DT.

ROFL

Hell Yeah!! Best post of the thread by far!!

keg in kc
02-19-2007, 01:42 PM
I haven't kept up with this story, so maybe this is an easy question to answer, but is there some reason why he didn't seek and/or get a diversion?

StcChief
02-19-2007, 01:46 PM
He'll be out drinkin' tomorrow nite.....hopefully with a limo.

ct
02-19-2007, 01:51 PM
I haven't kept up with this story, so maybe this is an easy question to answer, but is there some reason why he didn't seek and/or get a diversion?

He did, for the 1st one. The 2nd one ruined the diversion, and he was sentenced for it (probation I believe). This 2-day jail sentence is for the 2nd offense, I think...

Anyway, an NFL suspension will surely follow.

Rooster
02-19-2007, 03:46 PM
Where is the girl that says she dated/dates him? I am curious if she will be paying him a conjugal visit.

StcChief
02-19-2007, 05:10 PM
Where is the girl that says she dated/dates him? I am curious if she will be paying him a conjugal visit.

She won't even get one in the Limo tom nite.

keg in kc
02-19-2007, 05:10 PM
He did, for the 1st one. The 2nd one ruined the diversion, and he was sentenced for it (probation I believe). This 2-day jail sentence is for the 2nd offense, I think...

Anyway, an NFL suspension will surely follow.Oh, I'm sure he'll be suspended. It'll be interesting to see for how long.

The thing that made me ask about a diversion is that I thought I remembered guys having diversions on their 2nd or 3rd one.

Pushead2
02-19-2007, 06:46 PM
I thought it's for 4 games

Direckshun
02-19-2007, 06:47 PM
He's in detention right now.

Probably thinking of how much money he'll be demanding from the Chiefs this year.

Halfcan
02-19-2007, 07:45 PM
I can't believe this isn't posted yet.

#69 began his DUI sentence Sunday night. It was the leading story on evening news so you know it was a slow news day.

Hopefully he has learned- he is only immortal for a limited time.

ChiefFripp
02-19-2007, 07:49 PM
Well if he wants to be moved to center after he gets out, we'll know what took place and that he liked it.

Rooster
02-20-2007, 02:05 PM
Who's picking up Allen today?

kepp
02-20-2007, 02:11 PM
Who's picking up Allen today?
I saw Boomer in Westport over lunch knocking a few back. I think he was going to get him afterwards.

Rooster
02-20-2007, 02:27 PM
I saw Boomer in Westport over lunch knocking a few back. I think he was going to get him afterwards.

LOL... Catching a flight to Mardi Gras probably. :)

greg63
02-20-2007, 04:47 PM
I can't believe this isn't posted yet.

#69 began his DUI sentence Sunday night. It was the leading story on evening news so you know it was a slow news day.

You mean the networks weren't reporting about Anna Nicole Smith???

SPchief
02-20-2007, 05:14 PM
I wonder where he is celebrating when he gets out?