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dirk digler
02-20-2007, 02:54 PM
Found this on Digg but here is the original link..

http://peety-passion.com/peetypassion/2007/02/20/the-most-talked-about-subject/

1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.


2. The most common fantasy is oral sex.

3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.

4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.

5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

6. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

7. Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say itís 4″.
8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

9. 56% of men have had sex at work.

10. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love
an average of three times a night, every night, until their
thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.

11. 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.

12. 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.

13. The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to
brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.

14. A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand
dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an
employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.

15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.

16. Englandís King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a
special table built so that he could comfortably engage in
sexual intercourse.

17. 29% of us are virgins when we marry.

18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

19. 58% like dirty talk during sex.

20. 22% rent porno flicks at least once.

21. Given todayís average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would
take the typical American couple more than four years to try
every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

Donger
02-20-2007, 02:57 PM
3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.

Is there irregular anal sex?

Crashride
02-20-2007, 02:57 PM
Damon Huard has a 15 inch erection. -Hootie

dirk digler
02-20-2007, 02:58 PM
Is there irregular anal sex?

I think they mean on a regular basis.

dirk digler
02-20-2007, 02:59 PM
I am surprised about the most common fantasy, I would have thought a menage a trois

StcChief
02-20-2007, 03:04 PM
I am surprised about the most common fantasy, I would have thought a menage a trois
No sh1t.

Silock
02-20-2007, 03:12 PM
22. Believer, wherever he is these days, still has not gotten laid.

siberian khatru
02-20-2007, 03:14 PM
18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

I wish.

seclark
02-20-2007, 03:14 PM
I wish.
that's counting the smoke and the nap afterwards.
sec

Mile High Mania
02-20-2007, 03:16 PM
I think the "experience" includes the 15 minutes of talking her into it in the first place... or something.

Sully
02-20-2007, 03:16 PM
39 minutes?

What are they doing wrong that makes it last so long?

Baby Lee
02-20-2007, 03:26 PM
I think the "experience" includes the 15 minutes of talking her into it in the first place... or something.
I think a goodly portion of it is being there for her. :p

TrebMaxx
02-20-2007, 03:32 PM
22. Believer, wherever he is these days, still has not gotten laid.

This list is for Facts Not Known About Sex. Your example goes on the list for Facts known About Sex.
:)

Sully
02-20-2007, 03:32 PM
I think a goodly portion of it is being there for her. :p

Um.

What do you mean?

Baby Lee
02-20-2007, 03:33 PM
Um.

What do you mean?
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g218/pixel34/photoshops/ColonelAngus.jpg

2bikemike
02-20-2007, 03:34 PM
Found this on Digg but here is the original link..

http://peety-passion.com/peetypassion/2007/02/20/the-most-talked-about-subject/


3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.

11. 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.

17. 29% of us are virgins when we marry.



This is more information than I needed to know about Dirk.

dirk digler
02-20-2007, 03:38 PM
This is more information than I needed to know about Dirk.

LMAO

:cuss:

ROFL

greg63
02-20-2007, 03:41 PM
Does this have anything to do with birds and bees?

stevieray
02-20-2007, 03:41 PM
62% condone affairs?

...wow.

dirk digler
02-20-2007, 03:44 PM
I am missing out when I am at work.

jidar
02-20-2007, 03:45 PM
Obviously this is at least 80% bullshit.

I didn't see it on snopes.com but I didn't look very hard either.

Woodrow Call
02-20-2007, 03:45 PM
Found this on Digg but here is the original link..


1. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.



Well that makes me feel better.

Stewie
02-20-2007, 03:50 PM
18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.


As the great Richard Pryor said, "Those guys who claim they can go all night long are liars. I can only take about 5 minutes of serious ****ing!"

Baby Lee
02-20-2007, 03:50 PM
Obviously this is at least 80% bullshit.

I didn't see it on snopes.com but I didn't look very hard either.
It's anchor man, not anchor lady, and THAT is a scientific fact!!

stumppy
02-20-2007, 03:56 PM
15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.



Thats just f***ed up. How good could it be in order for someone to take it that far ?


Anecdotes anyone ?
:D

crazycoffey
02-20-2007, 04:00 PM
I am just happy there is only 21 things I don't know about sex.....


I was thinking that number should be doubled or tripled.

Stewie
02-20-2007, 04:05 PM
Thats just f***ed up. How good could it be in order for someone to take it that far ?


Anecdotes anyone ?
:D

Michael Hutchence from INXS is rumored to have died from this, but I think officially it was suicide by hanging.

jidar
02-20-2007, 04:05 PM
I am just happy there is only 21 things I don't know about sex.....


I was thinking that number should be doubled or tripled.


More bullshit.
I counted the things I don't know about sex and it's exactly 3.2

greg63
02-20-2007, 04:06 PM
I am just happy there is only 21 things I don't know about sex.....


I was thinking that number should be doubled or tripled.

LMAO

Baby Lee
02-20-2007, 04:07 PM
More bullshit.
I counted the things I don't know about sex and it's exactly 3.2
No fair, 'what goes where' should count for more than 1.

bogie
02-20-2007, 04:09 PM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g218/pixel34/photoshops/ColonelAngus.jpg

What does Christopher Walken have to do with this?

Zebedee DuBois
02-20-2007, 04:10 PM
9. 56% of men have had sex at work.

This is difficult to believe. If true, it is frightening, at least in my workplace. We have 54 men and 4 females

Stewie
02-20-2007, 04:14 PM
What does Christopher Walken have to do with this?

Every time I see CW I can only think of The Continental on SNL. That was some funny shit.

crazycoffey
02-20-2007, 04:19 PM
Every time I see CW I can only think of The Continental on SNL. That was some funny shit.


Every time I see CW I think of an article in maxim or FHM or something like that. It was describing celebrity personalities as alcohol drinks.

for example Britney could be maddog 20/20 (white trashy or so forth)



anyway, Christopher Walken is the only one I remember, here's why, he was;

A shot of vodka straight up, served in a chipped glass and sprinkled with cat shit.

Direckshun
02-20-2007, 04:22 PM
39 minutes!?

Holy crap I'm inadequate.

Baby Lee
02-20-2007, 04:25 PM
What does Christopher Walken have to do with this?
Check image properties.

dirk digler
02-20-2007, 04:26 PM
39 minutes!?

Holy crap I'm inadequate.

And that surprises you?

:)

Direckshun
02-20-2007, 04:26 PM
And that surprises you?

:)
I just didn't expect there to be data!

Phobia
02-20-2007, 04:57 PM
Thats just f***ed up. How good could it be in order for someone to take it that far ?


Anecdotes anyone ?
:D

I actually knew a guy who went off to college and did that alone. It was a hush, hush rumor around town because his old man was a respected teacher and coach.

Rain Man
02-20-2007, 05:00 PM
This is difficult to believe. If true, it is frightening, at least in my workplace. We have 54 men and 4 females

Are any of the women whores?

Rain Man
02-20-2007, 05:03 PM
I think a goodly portion of it is being there for her. :p

I like to watch.

Phobia
02-20-2007, 05:05 PM
This is difficult to believe. If true, it is frightening, at least in my workplace. We have 54 men and 4 females

Congratulations to you and your boyfriends.

Baby Lee
02-20-2007, 05:16 PM
I like to watch.
Obscure heh!!
http://www.elmatecreativos.com/images/comerciales-television-spot.jpg

Rain Man
02-20-2007, 05:39 PM
Obscure heh!!


I was worried that it would be too obscure, but then I saw that you had been in the thread.

Zebedee DuBois
02-20-2007, 06:02 PM
Congratulations to you and your boyfriends.

Thats sweet!
I'll pass it on to the guys.

RJ
02-20-2007, 06:03 PM
I like to watch.


Being There, my bestest comedy.

Zebedee DuBois
02-20-2007, 06:05 PM
I think a goodly portion of it is being there for her. :p
I like to watch.
Obscure heh!!

I was thinking the Peter Sellers movie...but what is the coffee reference?

Zebedee DuBois
02-20-2007, 06:07 PM
Are any of the women whores?

Unfortunately, no.

88TG88
02-20-2007, 06:07 PM
15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.

does that work ?

RJ
02-20-2007, 06:09 PM
I like to watch.



Going for first car ride:


This is just like television, only you can see much further.

Mr. Plow
02-20-2007, 06:33 PM
Found this on Digg but here is the original link..

http://peety-passion.com/peetypassion/2007/02/20/the-most-talked-about-subject/

18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.



Must be drunk sex.

RJ
02-20-2007, 06:41 PM
Must be drunk sex.



Drunk sex with no kids in the house when you don't have to work the next day.

Count Zarth
02-20-2007, 06:42 PM
Only 21? Dammit. Where can I get the full list.

siberian khatru
02-20-2007, 06:42 PM
Drunk sex with no kids in the house when you don't have to work the next day.

Ah, those were the days ...

Mr. Plow
02-20-2007, 07:17 PM
Drunk sex with no kids in the house when you don't have to work the next day.

I'm not for the "Quick, the kids are in the other room and may wake up any moment so get it over with" sex, either. Kids are great....but not when you're horny.

Smed1065
02-20-2007, 07:50 PM
I'm not for the "Quick, the kids are in the other room and may wake up any moment so get it over with" sex, either. Kids are great....but not when you're horny.

How do you think the kids "appeared" in the first place?


:)

Mr. Plow
02-20-2007, 08:02 PM
How do you think the kids "appeared" in the first place?


:)

I'm starting to think that I can get my wife pregnant just by thinking of it. Got a 2 year old, 1 year old, and one on the way. I see my sex life being missing in action.....unless I can find a **** buddy. But then I risk having two women pregnant.

Baby Lee
02-21-2007, 08:20 AM
I was thinking the Peter Sellers movie...but what is the coffee reference?
It's not a coffee reference.

Chiefs Pantalones
02-21-2007, 08:26 AM
22. Redrum's mom likes it from behind all the time.

keg in kc
02-21-2007, 12:01 PM
22. Redrum's mom likes it from behind all the time.No, no, no. Fact's we don't know about sex. Like how redrum's mom's favorite shake is a semen/sanchez swirl.

Chief Chief
02-21-2007, 12:17 PM
Addendum to #17:

29% of those who are virgins when they marry are virgins when they get divorced.

FAX
02-21-2007, 12:27 PM
Addendum to Addendum to #17:

Dang few girls are still virgins after two weeks on the road with a Mexican circus.

FAX

Delano
02-21-2007, 12:44 PM
No, no, no. Fact's we don't know about sex. Like how redrum's mom's favorite shake is a semen/sanchez swirl.

The ole' Santorum special ehh?

Chiefs Pantalones
02-21-2007, 12:47 PM
No, no, no. Fact's we don't know about sex. Like how redrum's mom's favorite shake is a semen/sanchez swirl.

I knew that already. She orders it all the time when we go to Baskin Robbins, we then proceed to make one of our own in the back.

Baby Lee
02-21-2007, 12:51 PM
No, no, no. Fact's we don't know about sex. Like how redrum's mom's favorite shake is a semen/sanchez swirl.
The term is Santorum (http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/) .

luv
02-21-2007, 12:51 PM
I wonder who they're polling? Only 54% of women have had one night stands? Only 22% have rented pornos (of course, I'm one of the 78% that haven't)? How do they know how many women compared to men buy condoms?

FAX
02-21-2007, 01:09 PM
I wonder who they're polling? Only 54% of women have had one night stands? Only 22% have rented pornos (of course, I'm one of the 78% that haven't)? How do they know how many women compared to men buy condoms?

After reviewing the data, it appears that 34% of them are polling everybody in sight, Ms. luv.

FAX

dirk digler
02-21-2007, 02:14 PM
I wonder who they're polling? Only 54% of women have had one night stands? Only 22% have rented pornos (of course, I'm one of the 78% that haven't)? How do they know how many women compared to men buy condoms?

Do you buy condoms or do you let the man bring them?

Guru
02-21-2007, 02:50 PM
Obviously this is at least 80% bullshit.

I didn't see it on snopes.com but I didn't look very hard either.

Sucks for you.

Halfcan
02-21-2007, 03:24 PM
Fact 22.

Sex is more fun with a partner.

Joe Seahawk
02-21-2007, 04:10 PM
1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches.
I need to contact the Kinsey Institute.. I have something I need to show them.. :)

stevieray
02-21-2007, 04:13 PM
I need to contact the Kinsey Institute.. I have something I need to show them.. :)

you can't use the metric system...

StcChief
02-21-2007, 04:15 PM
I need to contact the Kinsey Institute.. I have something I need to show them.. :)
That's INCHES not Centimeters @ (2.54/1 inch)

NaptownChief
02-21-2007, 05:55 PM
I need to contact the Kinsey Institute.. I have something I need to show them.. :)


So you can top that 1 3/4 inch eh?

Pants
02-21-2007, 06:32 PM
What does Christopher Walken have to do with this?

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Halfcan
02-21-2007, 06:53 PM
Fact 23

Girls will think that they are your girlfriend if you sleep with them more than one.

FAX
02-21-2007, 07:22 PM
24. 88% of men who have slammed their penis in a car door prefer lubrication.

FAX

BucEyedPea
02-21-2007, 08:47 PM
8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

Totally agree. I've never used this excuse. I am the opposite because it handles a headache, sometimes even a migraine every time.

However, it's strictly a clinical urge and nothing more at that time. :)

Halfcan
02-21-2007, 09:07 PM
25. 96% of women don't like to be called a filthy whore and slapped in the face when your banging them.

Halfcan
02-21-2007, 09:07 PM
26. 64% of women don't like it when you accidently get the wrong hole.