View Full Version : The top 5 differences under President Hillary Clinton

Dr. Johnny Fever
02-21-2007, 06:23 PM
5. This Clinton actually WEARS the pants in the family

4. President battles house speaker over whose cycle will synchronize with whose

3. Socks the cat replaced by Fin the man-eating great white

2. Finally, absolutely NO sex in the White house

and the number 1 difference under President Hillary Clinton...

1. Homeland Security adds a new threat level: Shrill

Yea, I'm sure you all can do better but I thought I'd share anyway. Just that fact that I'm a democrat should at least make it a little funny.