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Sully
02-22-2007, 01:33 PM
I ran across this All-Time Movie Baseball Lineup, and though it'd be fun to put together an All-Time Movie Football lineup. It'll lean heavily toward the offense, but I bet we can piece one together.

# C - Crash Davis, Bull Durham (beats out Jake Taylor and Mike Engelberg at a tough position)
# 1B - Klu Haywood, Major League (played so well by former Brewer pitcher Pete Vuckovich)
# 2B - Marla Hooch, A League of Their Own (can switch hit as well)
# SS - Tanner Boyle, Bad News Bears (will rush the mound any time you need it)
# 3B - Roger Dorn, Major League (known to tank a grounder once in a while)
# LF - Moonlight Graham, Field of Dreams (he's batting 1.000)
# CF - Willie Mays Hayes, Major League (also the team's leadoff batter)
# RF - Roy Hobbs, The Natural (stock up on light bulbs)
# SP - Nuke LaLoosh, Bull Durham (likes old chicks on and off screen)
# RP - Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn, Major League (California Penal League All-Star)
# MANAGER - Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own ("There's no crying in baseball!")
# BENCH COACH - Morris Buttermaker, Bad News Bears (gives beer to 10-year-olds)
# ANNOUNCER - Harry Doyle, Major League ("Juuuuuuust a bit outside")
# UMPIRE - Lt. Frank Drebin, Naked Gun ("Steeeeeeeerrrrike three-ee-ee")
# NATIONAL ANTHEM - Enrico Palazzo, Naked Gun ("buncha bombs in the air")
# HONORABLE MENTION (TV) - Sam Malone, Cheers (the bases were loaded and so was he)



So for the football side of things, I'll start it off. Let me know your ideas.


QB- Paul Crews

siberian khatru
02-22-2007, 01:36 PM
Screw Moonlight Graham. Put Kelly Leak out there.

Sully
02-22-2007, 01:38 PM
Screw Moonlight Graham. Put Kelly Leak out there.

It'd probably turn into one of those situations where we looked at his Birth Cert. and found out he's WAY to old to play, so we have to put in Moonlight, anyway.

Jenson71
02-22-2007, 03:16 PM
nobodys called me moonlight in fifty years

BigRock
02-22-2007, 05:00 PM
RB: Gale Sayers
C: Billy Bob
MLB: Bobby Boucher
K: Kathy Ireland

Thig Lyfe
02-22-2007, 05:06 PM
K: Kathy Ireland

No no no no.

K: Tony Danza

http://www.theliquidatorsonline.com/catalog/images/items/1572VHS.JPG

Deberg_1990
02-22-2007, 05:17 PM
Screw Moonlight Graham. Put Kelly Leak out there.


haha....funny that you mention Kelly Leak. The original guy (Jackie Earle Haley) has a very good chance of winning an Oscar this Sunday night. Talk about a comeback story....where has he been for the last 27 years??

Adept Havelock
02-22-2007, 05:25 PM
No no no no.

K: Tony Danza




Nope. If it isn't Kathy...it's got to be Gus the Field Goal Kicking Mule!

http://imdb.com/title/tt0074599/

OYAGE!
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CoMoChief
02-22-2007, 05:43 PM
I would take Pedro Cerrano over Roy Hobbs. Simply because Harry Doyles comments.

I also like the pitcher from Angels in the Outfield, who takes forever to set up in the stretch. That always used to make me laugh. I think he balks everytime he does it (if it were in real life).

siberian khatru
02-22-2007, 05:52 PM
haha....funny that you mention Kelly Leak. The original guy (Jackie Earle Haley) has a very good chance of winning an Oscar this Sunday night. Talk about a comeback story....where has he been for the last 27 years??

Obviously making up for the snub Jackie Earle Haley received for not being nominated for "Damnation Alley."

Deberg_1990
02-22-2007, 06:00 PM
Obviously making up for the snub Jackie Earle Haley received for not being nominated for "Damnation Alley."


He was robbed!!


"This whole town is infested with killer cockroaches. I repeat: KILLER COCKROACHES!"

Adept Havelock
02-22-2007, 06:04 PM
Obviously making up for the snub Jackie Earle Haley received for not being nominated for "Damnation Alley."

:LOL:

One of the worst pieces of post-apocylpticrap I've ever seen.

A webpage created by it's only fan...(eerily GoChiefs like, IMNSHO).

http://www.snowcrest.net/fox/landmaster/

Tribal Warfare
02-22-2007, 08:55 PM
QB- Paul Crews

The whole defense of the convicts on Necessary Roughness

Ebolapox
02-22-2007, 09:51 PM
how could you have an alltime movie baseball team without the pitcher from the phenom, steve nebraska?? HE PITCHES PERFECT GAMES AND HITS 9 HOME RUNS EVERY TIME HE PLAYS!11ON1!!1!1!

Guru
02-22-2007, 09:56 PM
I ran across this All-Time Movie Baseball Lineup, and though it'd be fun to put together an All-Time Movie Football lineup. It'll lean heavily toward the offense, but I bet we can piece one together.

# C - Crash Davis, Bull Durham (beats out Jake Taylor and Mike Engelberg at a tough position)
# 1B - Klu Haywood, Major League (played so well by former Brewer pitcher Pete Vuckovich)
# 2B - Marla Hooch, A League of Their Own (can switch hit as well)
# SS - Tanner Boyle, Bad News Bears (will rush the mound any time you need it)
# 3B - Roger Dorn, Major League (known to tank a grounder once in a while)
# LF - Moonlight Graham, Field of Dreams (he's batting 1.000)
# CF - Willie Mays Hayes, Major League (also the team's leadoff batter)
# RF - Roy Hobbs, The Natural (stock up on light bulbs)
# SP - Nuke LaLoosh, Bull Durham (likes old chicks on and off screen)
# RP - Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn, Major League (California Penal League All-Star)
# MANAGER - Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own ("There's no crying in baseball!")
# BENCH COACH - Morris Buttermaker, Bad News Bears (gives beer to 10-year-olds)
# ANNOUNCER - Harry Doyle, Major League ("Juuuuuuust a bit outside")
# UMPIRE - Lt. Frank Drebin, Naked Gun ("Steeeeeeeerrrrike three-ee-ee")
# NATIONAL ANTHEM - Enrico Palazzo, Naked Gun ("buncha bombs in the air")
# HONORABLE MENTION (TV) - Sam Malone, Cheers (the bases were loaded and so was he)



So for the football side of things, I'll start it off. Let me know your ideas.


QB- Paul Crews

What a bunch of lollygaggers!!!

ChiefFan31
02-22-2007, 10:58 PM
QB- Johnny Utah

He's one radical son of a bitch :)

Guru
02-22-2007, 11:16 PM
QB- Johnny Utah

He's one radical son of a bitch :)
Don't forget the cheerleading team

ChiefFan31
02-22-2007, 11:20 PM
Don't forget the cheerleading team

The erotic dancers? Yea those were good.

Although, I dropped the character from Point Break, I think you are referrring to The Replacements.

Shane Falco, there is another football name. Kinda sad I know that me thinks...

HMc
02-22-2007, 11:35 PM
LT - Calvin Lane

7 foot 6, 400 pounds.

http://www.calvinlane.com/calnshaq.jpg

Fire Me Boy!
02-23-2007, 08:15 AM
I'm goin' with Tony Montana on defense.

http://www.geocities.com/movievillains/Tony.jpg