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[Baby Lee]

Russell Robinson hired a chimp to kill Dennis Johnson with a spear.

[Thig Lyfe]

Was Doctor Foley on the scene? If so, was he shot or did he steal Ben Roethlisberger's appendix from Jeff George?

[Buck]

Is the Chimp Overrated? And is Denny Matthews Announcing the whole thing?

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

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[Bob Dole]

Anna Nicole Smith is rolling over in her...well, whatever the **** Anna Nicole Smith is in at the moment.

[Ultra Peanut]

Chimp vs. Pacman Jones. Battle to the Death! Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!

[Bob Dole]

[Monster Truck Announcer]Chimp vs. Pacman Jones. Battle to the Death! Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY![/Monster Truck Announcer]

Pompously FYP.

[Adept Havelock]

The Champ Chimp lost his burst and became the Chump.

[Bugeater]

I am a pompous ass.
Yes, you are, but we'll keep you anyway.

[Bob Dole]

Yes, you are, but we'll keep you anyway.

You really don't have a choice. Bob Dole already cashed the check for your Premium Membership