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CosmicPal
02-24-2007, 10:03 AM
8AM this morning, I woke up to let my dog out and as soon as I opened the door, some (due to some comments, this racist moniker is being removed so the rest of you have to imagine what he might look like in your own mind) dude was walking casually out my garage.

At first I thought he was carrying a 12-pack of beer. (I have an extra fridge in the garage to store foods and drinks for parties). I was pissed and screamed, "Hey!" He turned to look at me a bit surprised and then my dog started running at him.

Man, the look on his stoopid *****ing face when he saw my dog running toward him was priceless! He then took off running around the side of my garage and leaped the fence in one smooth move. It was pretty impressive, really. (Not trying to sound like that other racist, Jimmy the Greek, but the fact that he jumped my fence like that really was impressive.)

Here's the killer- he took off with a Gamecube speaker probably worth no more than $5 bucks. The speakers didn't cost me anymore than maybe $20.00 a few years ago and I simply kept them in the garage with all of my other worthless crap. What a tard. Hell, a 12-pack of beer (which there is one sitting in the fridge) would've been worth more than the damn speakers.

He's one lucky sh*t***** I didn't have a gun on me. I swear I would've blown his kneecap out. I'm SICK AND FUGGEN TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING MY SH*T!

GAWDDAMMIT. Ever since I moved to Denver (which ironically had a lower crime rate than KCMO - where by the way, I've never had anything stolen in my lifetime living there) But, since I've moved to Denver, I've had my car stolen and this same damn house broken into.

The last time, the fuggers took off with quite a loot. This time though, he got a worthless set of speakers. Good luck with that one jackoff.

Count Zarth
02-24-2007, 10:05 AM
You racist?

Phobia
02-24-2007, 10:05 AM
some black dude was walking casually out my garage.
You RACIST!!!!

CosmicPal
02-24-2007, 10:08 AM
You racist?

Why, 'cause I'm being politically incorrect by saying he's "black" instead of African-American?

Look, when you are a fuggen lowlife and you think you have the right to take other peoples sh*t, you then don't deserve to be called anything but what you are- a worthless piece of sh*t. So, in this case, he's BLACK, because that's what the fuggen color of his skin was when he walked out of MY fuggen garage with MY stuff.

Phobia
02-24-2007, 10:09 AM
I don't really think you are racist. I just thought I'd add some unique humor to the thread. I thought wrong.

acesn8s
02-24-2007, 10:11 AM
Sounds like you need to take down the Chiefs gear.

Damn Donkey fans.

Pennywise
02-24-2007, 10:11 AM
I would have been more pissed about losing the beer.

What the ****s a gamecube?

This thread has me hankering for a shotgun.

CosmicPal
02-24-2007, 10:13 AM
I don't really think you are racist. I just thought I'd add some unique humor to the thread. I thought wrong.

No, 'cause if he was some white little sh*t taking my stuff, and I instead said "some white dude walked out of my garage" would you then be calling me racist? Don't think so.

I don't give a sh*t what color you are, when you live a life of crime, you don't deserve respect.

Pennywise
02-24-2007, 10:15 AM
No, 'cause if he was some white little sh*t taking my stuff, and I instead said "some white dude walked out of my garage" would you then be calling me racist? Don't think so.

I don't give a sh*t what color you are, when you live a life of crime, you don't deserve respect.

At least you might have a shot at the white dude.

Slower 40 time.

Fish
02-24-2007, 10:22 AM
What the ****s a gamecube?

Dear caveman,

Gamecube is a Nintendo game console... you hook it up to the fancy talking picture box and play games called Pong...

CosmicPal
02-24-2007, 10:26 AM
Dear caveman,

Gamecube is a Nintendo game console... you hook it up to the fancy talking picture box and play games called Pong...

ROFL

Yep...it's a cheaper, less entertaining version of Playstation or Xbox. Once I got a Playstation, the Gamecube speakers went immediately to the garage.

I even tried to sell them in our block sale last summer. But, not one kid was interested in them.

greg63
02-24-2007, 10:27 AM
8AM this morning, I woke up to let my dog out and as soon as I opened the door, some black dude was walking casually out my garage.

At first I thought he was carrying a 12-pack of beer. (I have an extra fridge in the garage to store foods and drinks for parties). I was pissed and screamed, "Hey!" He turned to look at me a bit surprised and then my dog started running at him.

Man, the look on his stoopid *****ing face when he saw my dog running toward him was priceless! He then took off running around the side of my garage and leaped the fence in one smooth move. It was pretty impressive, really.

Here's the killer- he took off with a Gamecube speaker probably worth no more than $5 bucks. The speakers didn't cost me anymore than maybe $20.00 a few years ago and I simply kept them in the garage with all of my other worthless crap. What a tard. Hell, a 12-pack of beer (which there is one sitting in the fridge) would've been worth more than the damn speakers.

He's one lucky sh*t***** I didn't have a gun on me. I swear I would've blown his kneecap out. I'm SICK AND FUGGEN TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING MY SH*T!

GAWDDAMMIT. Ever since I moved to Denver (which ironically had a lower crime rate than KCMO - where by the way, I've never had anything stolen in my lifetime living there) But, since I've moved to Denver, I've had my car stolen and this same damn house broken into.

The last time, the fuggers took off with quite a loot. This time though, he got a worthless set of speakers. Good luck with that one jackoff.

One word: padlock.

bdeg
02-24-2007, 10:28 AM
Hahaha, who the hell would rob someone at 8 am? That's one time of the day when you would expect people to be up and around, and possibly using their garage.

greg63
02-24-2007, 10:30 AM
You RACIST!!!!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3800434&postcount=2

Following in GoChiefs footsteps I see.

JBucc
02-24-2007, 10:33 AM
I had a set of my junior sized golf clubs stolen out of our garage when I was 10 or so.

StcChief
02-24-2007, 10:35 AM
So I'm guessing this a D-Garage (Detached)

A pad-lock slows down Amateurs....Like this dude that, takes worthless gamecube speaker instead of beer. :rolleyes:

Remove any KC stuff there....your in enemy territory.

Don't put anything of value in the garage.

CosmicPal
02-24-2007, 10:35 AM
Hahaha, who the hell would rob someone at 8 am? That's one time of the day when you would expect people to be up and around, and possibly using their garage.

That's why I was so surprised to see him walking out of my garage. Geezut, I have that garage lit up in floodlights during the night. Even the streetlamp across the street lights up half the yard at night. But, in the morning? When most people are up?

But, I guess some people just don't care. They'll do whatever they want, whenver they want.

Chief Roundup
02-24-2007, 10:55 AM
dude it might be time to move?

Pennywise
02-24-2007, 10:58 AM
Dear caveman,

Gamecube is a Nintendo game console... you hook it up to the fancy talking picture box and play games called Pong...

I'm old school.

Skip Towne
02-24-2007, 11:04 AM
dude it might be time to move?
Yeah, out of Dungver.

Calcountry
02-24-2007, 11:18 AM
At least you might have a shot at the white dude.

Slower 40 time.I don't think a "White man" could have "jumped" the fence either. Don't look at me, they made a movie about that.

wutamess
02-24-2007, 11:25 AM
That wasn't a black dude... That was a N I G G A.
I hate'em too.

Baconeater
02-24-2007, 11:26 AM
Hahaha, who the hell would rob someone at 8 am? That's one time of the day when you would expect people to be up and around, and possibly using their garage.
Not at my house. At least not on a Saturday.

CosmicPal
02-24-2007, 11:27 AM
dude it might be time to move?

I am...I'm tired of living in the city. It's kewl, but it's getting real old. I've been looking to purchase a place in the 'burbs the past couple of months, and this incident will just make me want to move sooner.

Bwana
02-24-2007, 11:30 AM
I thought the same thing was happening to me this morning. The dogs we going nuts. I looked out and my garage door was open. (Wife forgot how the **** to use the remote to close it when she left for work?) In any event, I could see a truck in the ally and figured I better go investigate. I grabbed one of my assault shotguns and walked out there in my fricken robe. It turns out it was just some A-Clown grabbing some wooden pallets I had on the side of the garage. The poor bastard looks up and sees me standing there with a 12 gauge with a look I will never forget. He starts ranting on how he didn't think I would mind him taking the pallets. (Along with I think pissing himself) I told him if he would have come and asked, I wouldn't have had a problem with it, but told him I thought he had a big set of balls just taking them. I made him unload and restack the pallets before he left. ****ing douche bag. :shake:

As far as your guy, to bad you didn't have time to get to a gun with a little rock salt loaded up.

Demonpenz
02-24-2007, 11:32 AM
I remember a guy stealing my shit the first day i moved in down here on bannister road. Someone just told me. "welcome to the jungle"

StcChief
02-24-2007, 11:36 AM
I thought the same thing was happening to me this morning. The dogs we going nuts. I looked out and my garage door was open. (Wife forgot how the **** to use the remote to close it when she left for work?) In any event, I could see a truck in the ally and figured I better go investigate. I grabbed one of my assault shotguns and walked out there in my fricken robe. It turns out it was just some A-Clown grabbing some wooden pallets I had on the side of the garage. The poor bastard looks up and sees me standing there with a 12 gauge with a look I will never forget. He starts ranting on how he didn't think I would mind him taking the pallets. (Along with I think pissing himself) I told him if he would have come and asked, I wouldn't have had a problem with it, but told him I thought he had a big set of balls just taking them. I made him unload and restack the pallets before he left. ****ing douche bag. :shake:

As far as your guy, to bad you didn't have time to get to a gun with a little rock salt loaded up.

That was a ballsy move on his part. I guess he was deaf too....Barking dog? WTF.

Assumed no one home. He would likely have been nosing around the garage next.

Pallets are $1/each to return?
That wouldn't pay for the gas to get there.

Criminals <> Bright.

Chiefs Pantalones
02-24-2007, 11:37 AM
8AM this morning, I woke up to let my dog out and as soon as I opened the door, some (due to some comments, this racist moniker is being removed so the rest of you have to imagine what he might look like in your own mind) dude was walking casually out my garage.

At first I thought he was carrying a 12-pack of beer. (I have an extra fridge in the garage to store foods and drinks for parties). I was pissed and screamed, "Hey!" He turned to look at me a bit surprised and then my dog started running at him.

Man, the look on his stoopid *****ing face when he saw my dog running toward him was priceless! He then took off running around the side of my garage and leaped the fence in one smooth move. It was pretty impressive, really. (Not trying to sound like that other racist, Jimmy the Greek, but the fact that he jumped my fence like that really was impressive.)

Here's the killer- he took off with a Gamecube speaker probably worth no more than $5 bucks. The speakers didn't cost me anymore than maybe $20.00 a few years ago and I simply kept them in the garage with all of my other worthless crap. What a tard. Hell, a 12-pack of beer (which there is one sitting in the fridge) would've been worth more than the damn speakers.

He's one lucky sh*t***** I didn't have a gun on me. I swear I would've blown his kneecap out. I'm SICK AND FUGGEN TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING MY SH*T!

GAWDDAMMIT. Ever since I moved to Denver (which ironically had a lower crime rate than KCMO - where by the way, I've never had anything stolen in my lifetime living there) But, since I've moved to Denver, I've had my car stolen and this same damn house broken into.

The last time, the fuggers took off with quite a loot. This time though, he got a worthless set of speakers. Good luck with that one jackoff.

Lock your shit up better, dumbass.

Pennywise
02-24-2007, 11:39 AM
I don't think a "White man" could have "jumped" the fence either. Don't look at me, they made a movie about that.

I'm not.

A brother would have went over the fence like a deer.

DomerNKC
02-24-2007, 11:39 AM
That wasn't a black dude... That was a N I G G A.
I hate'em too.ROFL hey, when do we play football again?

Bwana
02-24-2007, 11:44 AM
That was a ballsy move on his part. I guess he was deaf too....Barking dog? WTF.

Criminals <> Bright.Yep, almost point blank a lab and a mastiff. What I should have done was open the other garage door and let them go pay him a visit. Oh well, the 12 gauge drove the point home. I honestly don't think the dipshit will be back.:hmmm: If he would have been boosting my stuff in my garage I would have just put down the gun and kicked his ass. (Beats calling the cops and having them give him a slap on the hand) I had no idea how many of them were back there before I went out. There are some real gems running around out there, this dinglenut was one of them. :shake:

HemiEd
02-24-2007, 11:47 AM
dude it might be time to move?

That was my first thought.

CosmicPal
02-24-2007, 11:51 AM
Lock your shit up better, dumbass.

Go play with your teddy bear fuggstick.

Chiefs Pantalones
02-24-2007, 11:52 AM
Go play with your teddy bear fuggstick.
ROFL ;)

whoaskew
02-25-2007, 01:16 AM
Pay the $15 or $20 per month and get some renter's insurance. The last thing you want is to come home to an empty house. At least the insurance would replace it.

Oucho Cinco
02-25-2007, 07:35 AM
First, is the garage attached? Second, was the door closed? Third, If the garage is detached put a lock on it!

Even in the sticks we lock doors now days.

If you are always leaving the doors open you are asking for someone to come in and take your stuff. I grew up in a prison town and in that part of ancient history we left doors unlocked, just never left the keys in the car. Today you can't leave anything unlocked. Should your "friend" have gotten hurt while he was in your garage stealing your stuff he could sue you and probably win.

As someone previously said .... ever heard of a padlock?

boogblaster
02-25-2007, 09:51 AM
The Broncholes will probably sign that jumper for goal-line running plays.. maybe a pet rattlesnake would work....

theultimatekcchiefsfan
02-25-2007, 11:31 AM
You can spend about $20.00 on a couple of fake, but fairly real looking security cameras, mount them on the garage and house where they are clearly visible and I bet this would end if not at least cut down on your
robbery problem.

I believe most people will be deterred if their is a remote chance they are being watched.

My cameras even have motion detectors that flash and the camera rotates a couple of times to make them look real.

So far so good.

Braincase
02-25-2007, 12:22 PM
There's a billboard on I-70 just outside the Denver airport...

STEAL STUFF FROM CHIEFS FANS
LIGHT SENTENCES!
CALL 1-800-SCREWKC

There's a couple of options, one to get your address, and another on how to mess with RainMan through malicious resumes.

acesn8s
02-25-2007, 12:29 PM
You can spend about $20.00 on a couple of fake, but fairly real looking security cameras, mount them on the garage and house where they are clearly visible and I bet this would end if not at least cut down on your
robbery problem.

I believe most people will be deterred if their is a remote chance they are being watched.

My cameras even have motion detectors that flash and the camera rotates a couple of times to make them look real.

So far so good.Unless they steal them first.ROFL

Lzen
02-25-2007, 03:11 PM
That wasn't a black dude... That was a N I G G A.
I hate'em too.

C'mon, dude. Didn't you see Coach Carter?

"N I G G A" is a derogatory term
used to insult our ancestors.



See, if a white man used it,
you'd be ready to fight.



Your using it teaches him to use it.



You're saying it's cool.
Well, it's not cool.

;)

Redrum_69
02-26-2007, 11:05 AM
He then took off running around the side of my garage and leaped the fence in one smooth move. It was pretty impressive, really.


Broncos tryouts arent that far off