View Full Version : The Beer-Launching Fridge

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02-27-2007, 04:45 PM


02-27-2007, 04:48 PM
Now if only I could find a way to launch my piss into the toilet from the couch...

02-27-2007, 05:16 PM
My first thought is that it was going to use some sort of air compressor to shoot the cans out and they would be all foamy but this is fantastic.

I'd buy one for sure.

02-27-2007, 05:20 PM
I see a flaw already. It only holds 10 beers. What f**k-nugget designed THAT? It's the gawd-damned hot dog & bun package problem again.

02-27-2007, 05:31 PM
If it was ever marketed they would have to encase the whole launching mechanism cause you know that's a giant lawsuit waiting to happen.

And you know it would happen in America too.

"Durr billy bob wanted to see what would happen if he stuck his d*** in the gears and lit some moonshine on fire before he launched it."

02-27-2007, 05:45 PM
Not to mention he could just have the minifridge next to the couch.

02-27-2007, 05:46 PM
Not to mention he could just have the minifridge next to the couch.
I'll bet he has sound on his TV, though.

02-27-2007, 06:14 PM
A single, large female Giant Toad is capable of producing more than 20,000 eggs.

All at once.


02-27-2007, 06:36 PM
Sweet this will go great with the new rubber floors that I installed.

02-27-2007, 07:08 PM
I don't know man, those cans of Miller Lite would explode like a hand grenade after being tossed across the room like that. Your living room would have to be encased in plastic like a Gallagher show.