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Donger
02-28-2007, 02:45 PM
TALLAHASSEE -- A state legislator whose district is home to thousands of Caribbean immigrants wants to ban the term "illegal alien" from the state's official documents.

"I personally find the word 'alien' offensive when applied to individuals, especially to children," said Sen. Frederica Wilson, D-Miami. "An alien to me is someone from out of space."

She has introduced a bill providing that: "A state agency or official may not use the term 'illegal alien' in an official document of the state." There would be no penalty for using the words.

In Miami-Dade County, Wilson said, "we don't say 'alien,' we say 'immigrant.'"

She said she encountered the situation when trying to pass a bill allowing children of foreigners to get in-state tuition at colleges and universities. Wilson, who directs a dropout prevention and education program in Miami, said she politely asks witnesses at public hearings on such issues not to use the term.

"There are students in our schools whose parents are trying to become citizens and we shouldn't label them," she said. "They are immigrants, through no fault of their own, not aliens."

Wilson said the first word isn't as bad as the second.

"'Illegal,' I can live with, but I like 'undocumented' better," she said.

Asked if her bill (SB 2154) might run afoul of Gov. Charlie Crist's "plain speaking" mandate for government agencies, Wilson said, "I think getting rid of 'alien' would be plain speaking."

noa
02-28-2007, 03:01 PM
An alien to me is someone from out of space

In response, the galactic parliament needs to pass a resolution clarifying that they aliens from 'outer space' not 'out of space.'

pikesome
02-28-2007, 03:06 PM
This is so ****ing hair-brained I don't have anything else to say.

BIG_DADDY
02-28-2007, 03:24 PM
God what a stupid box.

Cochise
02-28-2007, 03:28 PM
Alien: (n) Any person not a citizen or national of the United States.

Baby Lee
02-28-2007, 03:30 PM
Please get this passed expeditiously. Don't be n!ggardly in your execution.

jiveturkey
02-28-2007, 03:33 PM
That's hilarious. If you don't want to be called an alien then stay the **** home and roll me some cigars.

Donger
02-28-2007, 03:36 PM
In response, the galactic parliament needs to pass a resolution clarifying that they aliens from 'outer space' not 'out of space.'

You what's funny about that? It probably is NOT a typo.

HolmeZz
02-28-2007, 04:02 PM
Alien: (n) Any person not a citizen or national of the United States.

That's a very american way of looking at it. ;)

Sully
02-28-2007, 04:34 PM
Looks like someone needs a good dose of vocabulary lessons.

Lesson 1: Vocabulary is older than 100 years.

StcChief
03-01-2007, 05:36 AM
That's hilarious. If you don't want to be called an alien then stay the **** home and roll me some cigars.

ROFL yeah where's my Cubans....stolen seeds now grown in DR.

banyon
03-01-2007, 08:00 AM
A gift to the Florida legislature:

http://www.kestrel.org/contentimages/amazonimage/0140515038.jpg

Cochise
03-01-2007, 08:18 AM
We laugh about how ridiculous this is, but the media stopped using the terms "illegal" and alien" a long time ago. Now they call them "undocumented immigrants".

Mile High Mania
03-01-2007, 09:51 AM
How about undocumented, non-tax paying burdens to society?

Bowser
03-01-2007, 10:10 AM
It's about time we started being more open and friendly to illegal aliens.

Where's vailpass? I'm sure he could weigh in on the subject.