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Direckshun
02-28-2007, 06:55 PM
Dude in the apartment below me won't shut up.

He's got a microphone and an electric guitar and he keeps playing and singing.

It's some pretty emotional stuff, too.

Like Simon & Garfunkel stuff.

You know, music for pussies.

He's been going for a couple hours.

Suggestions?

cdcox
02-28-2007, 06:57 PM
Put a bowl of antifreeze next to his door, knock, and run.

big nasty kcnut
02-28-2007, 06:57 PM
antifreeze leave outside problem solved.

TinyEvel
02-28-2007, 06:59 PM
Put on a nice sweater. Knock on his door with flowers. When he opens, tell him you are so glad he has finally expressed how he feels for you and you feel the same.

boogblaster
02-28-2007, 06:59 PM
Mix antifreeze with Amthrax..

Direckshun
02-28-2007, 06:59 PM
That is freaky, you guys thinking of that at the same time.

kstater
02-28-2007, 07:01 PM
I got a 12 gauge you can borrow.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-28-2007, 07:04 PM
Learn the words... go down and have a sing along. Kum-by-ya mother ****er.

Donger
02-28-2007, 07:05 PM
I wasn't very good at apartment living. Therefore, I have no advice.

Sully
02-28-2007, 07:07 PM
Stab him in the face.

JBucc
02-28-2007, 07:10 PM
Soak a knife in antifreeze. Then shoot him.

Phobia
02-28-2007, 07:11 PM
Just send God of Thunder a PM asking him to turn it down a notch. Civility rules.

Fairplay
02-28-2007, 07:12 PM
Request Bridge Over Troubled Water.

Braincase
02-28-2007, 07:49 PM
Request Bridge Over Troubled Water.

Bullshit. Ask him to play some Ted. If he says no, shoot him.

RedDread
02-28-2007, 07:53 PM
Put on a nice sweater. Knock on his door with flowers. When he opens, tell him you are so glad he has finally expressed how he feels for you and you feel the same.

Win

Joie
02-28-2007, 07:54 PM
No suggestions. Just empathy. I think my upstairs neighbor must be bowling.

Joie
02-28-2007, 07:55 PM
Put on a nice sweater. Knock on his door with flowers. When he opens, tell him you are so glad he has finally expressed how he feels for you and you feel the same.
Too dangerous. He may end up with a new boyfriend. That likes Simon and Garfunkel. :shake:

Cochise
02-28-2007, 08:10 PM
Oh, sorry. I'll turn it down.

Direckshun
02-28-2007, 08:17 PM
Oh, sorry. I'll turn it down.
You sing like a neutered elf.

Joie
02-28-2007, 08:21 PM
You sing like a neutered elf.
How much does the vet charge to neuter an elf?

Cochise
02-28-2007, 08:23 PM
You sing like a neutered elf.

liiiiiiikee a briiiiiidge over troubledddd waterrrrrrrrrrrr....

Direckshun
02-28-2007, 08:24 PM
How much does the vet charge to neuter an elf?

I prefer to have it done by a wizard who only charges Lambas bread.

booger
02-28-2007, 08:25 PM
Stab him in the face.
with a pitchfork

booger
02-28-2007, 08:33 PM
poop in front of his door.

Then see what he plays

booger
02-28-2007, 08:34 PM
hangggggggg on sloopy sloopy hang on!!!

88TG88
02-28-2007, 09:07 PM
Soak a knife in antifreeze. Then shoot him.
ROFL

Bill Parcells
02-28-2007, 09:09 PM
I think you should go downstairs and debate your political beliefs with him.

I'm sure you probably already think he's some kind of right wing neocon. :p :D

Direckshun
02-28-2007, 09:14 PM
I think you should go downstairs and debate your political beliefs with him.

I'm sure you probably already think he's some kind of right wing neocon. :p :D
He's nowhere near as bad as you. ;)

Smed1065
02-28-2007, 09:17 PM
a bigger Amp?

Oxford
02-28-2007, 09:20 PM
Put on a bagpipe CD, at high volume

Donger
02-28-2007, 09:22 PM
Put on a bagpipe CD, at high volume

That's a damn good suggestion. Preferably with drums.

Ultra Peanut
02-28-2007, 09:32 PM
PIZZA GUY!!!!!

CHENZ A!
02-28-2007, 09:45 PM
i'm afraid you're just going to have to out-rock him

Iowanian
02-28-2007, 09:46 PM
Cut a hole in the floor with a sawzall and take a dump on him.

Dark Horse
02-28-2007, 09:48 PM
I sugguest a Stratocaster and a Marshall stack it doesn't matter if you can play it just turn it up all the way and strum like Metallica on crank.

Fish
02-28-2007, 10:39 PM
Put on a bagpipe CD, at high volume

Dropkick Murphys - Blackout is an excellent album to start with...

Boyceofsummer
03-01-2007, 12:26 AM
The family in the other side of my duplex were loud, had a cryin baby and a barking coondog. I, on the other hand was equipped with two sets of large JBL monitors that I wired in 4 ohm. Cassette recorded their every day life with stereo mic's and then shoved my bank of speakers to the adjoining wall. They received a large dose of physiological warfare with 300 watts of 'go **** yourself'.

SPchief
03-01-2007, 12:30 AM
Dude in the apartment below me won't shut up.

He's got a microphone and an electric guitar and he keeps playing and singing.

It's some pretty emotional stuff, too.

Like Simon & Garfunkel stuff.

You know, music for pussies.

He's been going for a couple hours.

Suggestions?



I take it that you've already gone down there, knocked on the door and politley asked him to shut the **** up?

BWillie
03-01-2007, 01:02 AM
Dude in the apartment below me won't shut up.

He's got a microphone and an electric guitar and he keeps playing and singing.

It's some pretty emotional stuff, too.

Like Simon & Garfunkel stuff.

You know, music for pussies.

He's been going for a couple hours.

Suggestions?

Too many emo's, not enough razor blades

Bowser
03-01-2007, 01:43 AM
Do the old standby - shit in a paper bag, set next to their door, then set it on fire.

Bowser
03-01-2007, 01:43 AM
Do the old standby - shit in a paper bag, set next to their door, then set it on fire.

Oh, wait. You're in an apartment, right? Never mind. Don't do that.

acesn8s
03-01-2007, 03:13 AM
Clearly he is missing some drums....so provide.
Judas Priest - Painkiller
Crank it up as loud as you stand and listen to heavy hitting, head banging heavy metal percussion unitl Bozo gets the message.
Or you can just ask him to turn it down. Your choice. I've made mine. Time to meet the neighbors.

chagrin
03-01-2007, 06:18 AM
Dude, he's singing music for pussies as you say yes? Go tell him to shut the f*ck up, unless you don't like confrontations, in which case you should be down there with him, playing the Tambourine :p

StcChief
03-01-2007, 06:42 AM
Go talk to him then....

Landlord / Cops....

plbrdude
03-01-2007, 06:46 AM
access the power supply for his apt. convert all 110 to 220. that'll mess some stuff up.

Oxford
03-01-2007, 11:09 AM
Dropkick Murphys - Blackout is an excellent album to start with...

My wife prefers Off Kilter

listopencil
03-01-2007, 11:20 AM
Play some Clan An Drumma at the highest possible volume of your system:


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BIG_DADDY
03-01-2007, 11:24 AM
I hate apartments. I absolutely refuse to live in one for the rest of my life. If I were you I would get my pellet rifle (R-1) and go some place where nobody can see you and fire a round through his window, that should do it.

The last apartment I lived in there was some guy from the middle east that lived down a few doors. He smoked like a chimney and it stunk like a MO when you walked by his door. He also screamed at his wife all the time and every phone conversation he had I could hear down the hall in my apartment. This was way back in the day when I was running clubs. We lived on the top floor and everyone's door bell was like a fire alarm when it went off. No I'm not exaggerating it was just like a fire alarm. I used to have my friends call my cell so I could beep them in so they wouldn't scare the shit out of me. Alright now the good part. I didn't go to work until 10 AM so I was usually went to bed about 2 AM. We had friends over all the time late. When they would leave I would have them go to his doorbell and hold the buzzer down for 60 seconds before they took off. ROFL ROFL That was just enough time to not allow him to catch them if he was sitting by his door with his shoes on ready to go. We did this on average probably 3 times a week for months. He would be screaming and cussing as he ran into the hall trying to catch them. I think I laughed so hard every time it brought tears to my eyes. That was the last time I ever lived in an apartment. I'll bet that guy still has nightmares of being woken up, shaken to his core.