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Donger
02-28-2007, 07:32 PM
This may be a surprise, but I'm not the easiest person to live with. I've decided that I have somehow been blessed to be married to the greatest woman in the world. Not only does she put up with my admittedly occasionally generally unpleasant personality flaws, she is perhaps the best mother a child wish for. You should be thankful, because I'm training my children to rule the world in about 13.6 years. My wife's goodness may be undermining that.

How in the hell did I get so lucky?

Direckshun
02-28-2007, 07:33 PM
Because life isn't fair.

stevieray
02-28-2007, 07:34 PM
I know the feeling.

SLAG
02-28-2007, 07:36 PM
i love your wife too





















































:p

Otter
02-28-2007, 07:37 PM
Charisma my man. Charisma.

That's how u got lucky.

Claynus
02-28-2007, 07:38 PM
Perhaps she is initiating a mating ritual.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1828/dongerwifeklingon3kw2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Eric
02-28-2007, 07:38 PM
I screwed your wife when she was a teen.

Likes doggy.

Donger
02-28-2007, 07:40 PM
I know the feeling.

It is wonderful, is it not?

Donger
02-28-2007, 07:42 PM
Perhaps she is initiating a mating ritual.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1828/dongerwifeklingon3kw2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

That's moderately disturbing. You still have that?

Anyway, I'm slumming in Texas, so I would hope not.

Claynus
02-28-2007, 07:43 PM
That's moderately disturbing. You still have that?


I save everything.

Donger
02-28-2007, 07:46 PM
I save everything.

You should see her in her Catwoman outfit. Every Halloween, on it goes. It's rather stimulating. I've noticed that the neighborhood dads take pictures.

Donger
02-28-2007, 08:20 PM
And, just like that, I'm brought down back to to Earth. My wife just called and informed me that my five-year-old son informed her today that he thinks that she "is not capable of telling" him what to do. The girl just laughed, apparently.

I love it.

Ultra Peanut
02-28-2007, 08:30 PM
I love my dead gay son.

Simply Red
02-28-2007, 08:34 PM
I love my dead gay son.


Raised a queer huh? Gawd Damned Gheys! :)

stevieray
02-28-2007, 08:35 PM
I love my dead gay son.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Simply Red
02-28-2007, 08:36 PM
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

That's how I quit smokin.

crazycoffey
02-28-2007, 08:38 PM
I love my wife too, but sometimes I think she doesn't love me

:(

Phobia
02-28-2007, 08:40 PM
The only reason you scored that is because of the accent. Plug that into your self esteem pipe and smoke it.

Donger
02-28-2007, 08:42 PM
I love my wife too, but sometimes I think she doesn't love me

:(

That would be hard. I'm sorry.

Simply Red
02-28-2007, 08:43 PM
I love my wife too, but sometimes I think she doesn't love me

:(


Pussy.

;)

Donger
02-28-2007, 08:43 PM
The only reason you scored that is because of the accent. Plug that into your self esteem pipe and smoke it.

Actually, my wife doens't like my English accent. She does, however, love my South African or Ozzie accent.

So, that's good.

Ultra Peanut
02-28-2007, 08:47 PM
OI! ME AN' THE WIFE AH GUNNA THROW SOME SHRIMP ON THA BAHBEE!

Iowanian
02-28-2007, 08:47 PM
Donger's wife hacked his account.

Did you know that nasty bastard doesn't wash his legs?

Simplex3
02-28-2007, 08:48 PM
Because life isn't fair.
...and it doesn't have sound.

crazycoffey
02-28-2007, 08:51 PM
...and it doesn't have sound.




by the way, guess what works.....

Donger
02-28-2007, 08:52 PM
OI! ME AN' THE WIFE AH GUNNA THROW SOME SHRIMP ON THA BAHBEE!

Honestly, I don't like doing the Australian accent. It makes me feel dirty.

88TG88
02-28-2007, 08:52 PM
OI! ME AN' THE WIFE AH GUNNA THROW SOME SHRIMP ON THA BAHBEE!
LMAO

Claynus
02-28-2007, 09:15 PM
Honestly, I don't like doing the Australian accent. It makes me feel dirty.

Bust it out when you're in the middle of coitus, crocodile-hunter style.

Simplex3
02-28-2007, 09:17 PM
by the way, guess what works.....
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/HEALTH/conditions/05/29/viagra.gupta/story.viagra.gb.jpg

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