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OnTheWarpath58
03-01-2007, 07:21 AM
Some of these are better than others........

Pics to follow.....

OnTheWarpath58
03-01-2007, 07:22 AM
She's a blonde......

OnTheWarpath58
03-01-2007, 07:23 AM
Elephant in the way..

OnTheWarpath58
03-01-2007, 07:24 AM
Don't do it!..

OnTheWarpath58
03-01-2007, 07:24 AM
Batman..

OnTheWarpath58
03-01-2007, 07:25 AM
Smart kid.....

CoMoChief
03-01-2007, 07:27 AM
Elephant in the way..


I absolutely love this one!!! ROFL

OnTheWarpath58
03-01-2007, 07:27 AM
He may not be wrong....

greg63
03-01-2007, 07:38 AM
He may not be wrong....

LMAO

ck_IN
03-01-2007, 07:46 AM
That's disturbing on so many levels.

Lzen
03-01-2007, 07:56 AM
Smart kid.....

Why did this kid get an X on this answer? Seems the kid is smarter than the teacher.

morphius
03-01-2007, 08:01 AM
I remember trying the "Theory of Common Sense" once on a geometry test once when I couldn't remember the stupid name of the theory. Nope, didn't get any points.

There was a test in college in Assembly Programming that neither me nor the guy next to me knew how to write, but I we both wrote down some crappy code that looked similar and he put 5 and I put a 3. We were not cheating off of each other, it just sort of happened that way. The great part was that I actually got a point for it and he didn't. So since that day my general answer to every question is 3, which comes into direct opposition to Deep Thoughts answer of 42.

StcChief
03-01-2007, 08:07 AM
I remember trying the "Theory of Common Sense" once on a geometry test once when I couldn't remember the stupid name of the theory. Nope, didn't get any points.

There was a test in college in Assembly Programming that neither me nor the guy next to me knew how to write, but I we both wrote down some crappy code that looked similar and he put 5 and I put a 3. We were not cheating off of each other, it just sort of happened that way. The great part was that I actually got a point for it and he didn't. So since that day my general answer to every question is 3, which comes into direct opposition to Deep Thoughts answer of 42.

Lazy Teacher didn't read code just give put for trying....:)

listopencil
03-01-2007, 09:46 AM
Elephant in the way..


That's my favorite.

Saulbadguy
03-01-2007, 10:16 AM
Why did this kid get an X on this answer? Seems the kid is smarter than the teacher.
Unless he was a veterinarian or something, it could be hard to tell.

I'd answer calico, 99.99% of all calico cats are female.

88TG88
03-01-2007, 10:55 AM
This thread is hilarious keep 'em coming.

noa
03-01-2007, 11:12 AM
Great stuff. Here's some I found from another site. Not sure if they are real or just a hoax, but they're entertaining nonetheless:

"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water"

"When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"

"Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."

"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."

Valiant
03-01-2007, 12:12 PM
Aha ha, I actually pulled something like this once on a English test... It was over the book the metamorphose, The teacher said to draw your explanation instead of write it down, So I drew a boy transforming into a bug in three stages... I actually got full credit, think it was one of the only things I got credit for on that test...

Jenson71
03-01-2007, 12:18 PM
No, there is an elephant in the way. LMAO LMAO

OnTheWarpath58
03-01-2007, 05:13 PM
This thread is hilarious keep 'em coming.

Ask and ye shall receive......

OnTheWarpath58
03-01-2007, 05:17 PM
Like all things Spanish......

OnTheWarpath58
03-01-2007, 05:19 PM
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kstater
03-01-2007, 05:43 PM
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ROFL Best one yet.

Where you getting these?

CoMoChief
03-01-2007, 06:01 PM
Where do you find these? These are hilarious!!!!

OnTheWarpath58
03-01-2007, 06:04 PM
Where do you find these? These are hilarious!!!!

A buddy and his wife are both teachers, she sent me an e-mail with these attatched.

Wish I could find more, these are comedy gold.....

Thig Lyfe
03-01-2007, 06:19 PM
Good stuff. I LOVE the elephant one.