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Priest4Prez
03-02-2007, 05:15 PM
What happens when your stoner of a partner is going out with a fat suckubus?

Priest4Prez
03-02-2007, 05:15 PM
Should I beat up an upperclassman to impress a girl?

Douche Baggins
03-02-2007, 05:18 PM
Fat chicks need love, too.

Also, ENDELT JOKE LOL!

Phobia
03-02-2007, 05:18 PM
Iowanian will be along to answer your questions with logical and sound advice shortly.

Skip Towne
03-02-2007, 05:19 PM
It depends. Can the upper classman whip your ass?

Priest4Prez
03-02-2007, 05:20 PM
Fat chicks need love, too.

Also, ENDELT JOKE LOL!
How do u know GC?

Priest4Prez
03-02-2007, 05:21 PM
It depends. Can the upper classman whip your ass?
I doubt it.

PinkFloyd
03-02-2007, 05:23 PM
Fat chicks need love, too.



And the moral of the story is that they are easy also....

Priest4Prez
03-02-2007, 05:24 PM
And the moral of the story is that they are easy also....
ROLF

Douche Baggins
03-02-2007, 05:26 PM
Gotta tame some of them hood rats.

el borracho
03-02-2007, 05:27 PM
antifreeze
stab her in the face
keep ****ing doubting
baked beans

el borracho
03-02-2007, 05:28 PM
antifreeze
stab her in the face
keep ****ing doubting
baked beans

Rain Man
03-02-2007, 05:30 PM
Your partner is cheating on you with a woman? That's got to hurt.

Bwana
03-02-2007, 05:38 PM
Buy the poor bastard a blow up doll. :)

el borracho
03-02-2007, 05:45 PM
btw, "succubus"

Bugeater
03-02-2007, 05:53 PM
antifreeze
stab her in the face
keep ****ing doubting
baked beans
You forgot Phil's $500 and grape Gatorade. :)

Crashride
03-02-2007, 05:53 PM
Does she have a shirt that says glitter on it

sedated
03-02-2007, 06:12 PM
if he's going out with women, he's probably not your partner anymore.

CoMoChief
03-02-2007, 06:18 PM
It's like what they always say....

****ing fat chicks is fun until you get caught!!!

el borracho
03-02-2007, 06:20 PM
You forgot Phil's $500 and grape Gatorade. :)
I think I am going to write a chiefsplanet theme song.

Bob Dole
03-02-2007, 06:29 PM
It's like what they always say....

****ing fat chicks is fun until you get caught!!!

That is not what they say.

What they say is:

Fat chicks are like mopeds. They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you.

JimNasium
03-02-2007, 06:33 PM
That is not what they say.

What they say is:

Fat chicks are like mopeds. They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you.
Have you ever ridden a moped?

Bob Dole
03-02-2007, 06:39 PM
Have you ever ridden a moped?

Many times. Bob Dole's father-in-law had one and Bob Dole rode it every time we visited them in St. Charles (where, coincidentally, Bob Dole did not know anyone who would see him).

And while it's not a moped, Bob Dole has been trying to buy a 1965 Honda Dream that a guy is trying to sell locally (but he's asking way too much). It would be great to have a smaller scooter to ride back and forth to work.

htismaqe
03-02-2007, 06:40 PM
Get some penicllin...

JimNasium
03-02-2007, 06:40 PM
Many times. Bob Dole's father-in-law had one and Bob Dole rode it every time we visited them in St. Charles (where, coincidentally, Bob Dole did not know anyone who would see him).

And while it's not a moped, Bob Dole has been trying to buy a 1965 Honda Dream that a guy is trying to sell locally (but he's asking way too much). It would be great to have a smaller scooter to ride back and forth to work.
Have you ever ridden a fat chick?

Bob Dole
03-02-2007, 06:41 PM
Have you ever ridden a fat chick?

Of course.

JimNasium
03-02-2007, 06:44 PM
Of course.
What's really fun is giving a fat chick a ride on a moped.

Bob Dole
03-02-2007, 06:46 PM
What's really fun is giving a fat chick a ride on a moped.

You ain't right.

Reerun_KC
03-02-2007, 06:48 PM
Have you ever ridden a fat chick?


I would bet that 90% of ChiefsPlanet has went hogging before.

CosmicPal
03-02-2007, 06:48 PM
Take away the weed, and maybe your partner will then realize who he's going out with. That'll make him quit smoking pot for good.

Skip Towne
03-02-2007, 06:48 PM
There is a guy running around town in a S-10 pickup that is lowered so much it drags on a dog turd. He has a sign in the window that says "No Fat Chicks.'

Reerun_KC
03-02-2007, 06:51 PM
There is a guy running around town in a S-10 pickup that is lowered so much it drags on a dog turd. He has a sign in the window that says "No Fat Chicks.'

Isnt T-Town just wonderful?

JimNasium
03-02-2007, 07:02 PM
You ain't right.
It's taken you this long to figure that out? Hey, when are you getting back up here to see your folks?

Bob Dole
03-02-2007, 07:18 PM
It's taken you this long to figure that out? Hey, when are you getting back up here to see your folks?

We're on Spring Break as of 5pm today, but it doesn't look like Bob Dole is going to have a chance to make it up that way. Too much crap to deal with around the house.

Bob Dole will probably try to take a week during the summer when there's less chance for rain, and wander up that direction on the bike. Otherwise, it's going to be late September or October.

Maybe you ought to head south sometime. We've currently got Monday and Tuesday blues jams each week (and an additional one on Thursday during the 3rd week of the month). Some sort of live music is happening 6 nights a week. Plus we have...well, we have the...uh...not much.

The pollen will be drifting in a few weeks.

Douche Baggins
03-02-2007, 07:19 PM
You should grow the beard again.

JimNasium
03-02-2007, 07:19 PM
We're on Spring Break as of 5pm today, but it doesn't look like Bob Dole is going to have a chance to make it up that way. Too much crap to deal with around the house.

Bob Dole will probably try to take a week during the summer when there's less chance for rain, and wander up that direction on the bike. Otherwise, it's going to be late September or October.

Maybe you ought to head south sometime. We've currently got Monday and Tuesday blues jams each week (and an additional one on Thursday during the 3rd week of the month). Some sort of live music is happening 6 nights a week. Plus we have...well, we have the...uh...not much.

The pollen will be drifting in a few weeks.
We might do that one of these days. You still need to make the Biscuit one of these years.

Bob Dole
03-02-2007, 07:24 PM
You should grow the beard again.

Bob Dole will probably try it again next fall, though it's almost more of a pain in the ass than shaving.

Bob Dole
03-02-2007, 07:26 PM
We might do that one of these days. You still need to make the Biscuit one of these years.

It just seems like there are a bajillion things going on at that time every year. We'll probably be scrambling around at work trying to get the new campus open this time around.

Skip Towne
03-02-2007, 08:02 PM
It just seems like there are a bajillion things going on at that time every year. We'll probably be scrambling around at work trying to get the new campus open this time around.
Which school are you with?

htismaqe
03-02-2007, 08:04 PM
We're on Spring Break as of 5pm today, but it doesn't look like Bob Dole is going to have a chance to make it up that way. Too much crap to deal with around the house.

Bob Dole will probably try to take a week during the summer when there's less chance for rain, and wander up that direction on the bike. Otherwise, it's going to be late September or October.

Maybe you ought to head south sometime. We've currently got Monday and Tuesday blues jams each week (and an additional one on Thursday during the 3rd week of the month). Some sort of live music is happening 6 nights a week. Plus we have...well, we have the...uh...not much.

The pollen will be drifting in a few weeks.

Spring-****ing-Break...

As I stare out the window at this 5-foot snow drift...

htismaqe
03-02-2007, 08:04 PM
Which school are you with?

Sister Mary of the Bleeding Gash School for the Blind, Deaf, and Criminally Insane...

Guru
03-02-2007, 08:06 PM
You forgot Phil's $500 and grape Gatorade. :)
PHil invested wisely.

Bowser
03-02-2007, 08:15 PM
My advice to you - start drinking heavily.

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
03-02-2007, 08:20 PM
Maybe he got stuck on an elevator with this guy.

Phobia
03-02-2007, 08:39 PM
I would bet that 90% of ChiefsPlanet has went hogging before.

Is it hogging if your ex-wife put on 80 lbs after the divorce?

Donger
03-02-2007, 08:46 PM
What happens when your stoner of a partner is going out with a fat suckubus?

That doesn't make any sense.

Is your "partner" a male, non-homosexual friend of yours and he's going out with a fatty female?

Iowanian
03-02-2007, 08:58 PM
Are you high? I think you are, and stoners are too slow on the reflexes to beat upper classmen's asses....even fat sukubi.

Just to clarify, your boyfriend left you for a fat chic with some skunk weed and a jumbo sized bag of cheeze puffs?

I'll refer you to a scene in a piece of great American cinema, where Cologino is chasing some dickbag down the street for $20, and the neighborhood boss says to consider that it only cost him a twenty to get rid of the guy.

In the mean time, do your homework....they're not letting just anyone into community college these days.

If you fail to follow my sound advice, I demand that you have a friend record the hair pulling and scratching, and post the link to the video clip HERE.

boogblaster
03-02-2007, 09:16 PM
Double-up with pard...there's enough to go around....

noa
03-02-2007, 09:21 PM
That doesn't make any sense.

Is your "partner" a male, non-homosexual friend of yours and he's going out with a fatty female?


Says the guy who married a geek from Rolla who built his speakers:

I used to have a pair of amazing speakers that some geek at Rolla built. They were massive, however, about five feet tall and weighed about 100 pounds each.

They lasted until we got married, and then one day they managed to haul themselves outside for a garage sale.

:p

El Jefe
03-02-2007, 09:27 PM
I wouldnt start a fight in high school these days man, you might end up getting sent to juvie. Priest you shouldnt be to cocky unless you are my size and I doubt at 15 or however old you are you are as big as me. Point I had a buddy in high school last year and he was about 5'6 and one of the smallest males in the school but he was a 4th degree black belt and he could beat up anybody he wanted. I wouldnt fight someone because say you got beat up you wouldnt get any girls at all. I would rely on your boyish good looks and charm LOL.

Iowanian
03-02-2007, 09:45 PM
Photoshop some Bling onto your yearbook pic this year....you'll be the iciest hotest of all the stuntaz.

Bob Dole
03-03-2007, 12:08 AM
Which school are you with?

Texas A&M University - Texarkana