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Mr. Plow
03-02-2007, 09:46 PM
And boy am I tired. That 35 minutes wore me out.

Guru
03-02-2007, 09:46 PM
Pussy

milkman
03-02-2007, 09:47 PM
I bet your hand is chapped, too.

Joie
03-02-2007, 09:47 PM
This happens so infrequently you feel the need to post a thread about it?

Pestilence
03-02-2007, 09:50 PM
Don't you already have enough kids as it is?

Mr. Plow
03-02-2007, 09:51 PM
Pussy

Hell, it was all I could do to last 35 minutes.

Mr. Plow
03-02-2007, 09:51 PM
This happens so infrequently you feel the need to post a thread about it?

You wanted to know and you know it.

Mr. Plow
03-02-2007, 09:52 PM
Don't you already have enough kids as it is?

3 in the basket, 1 in the oven. Do you want one?

Pestilence
03-02-2007, 09:54 PM
3 in the basket, 1 in the oven. Do you want one?

Not if it looks like you....

Mr. Plow
03-02-2007, 09:55 PM
Not if it looks like you....

No worries. He looks like the guy down the street, surprisingly.

Simply Red
03-02-2007, 09:58 PM
Mr. Plow Nipples.

RJ
03-02-2007, 09:58 PM
Thirty-five minutes in a row? Or was this 35 different occasions spread out over the last few months?

Pestilence
03-02-2007, 09:58 PM
No worries. He looks like the guy down the street, surprisingly.

I'll take two then.....at least I can put them to work.

milkman
03-02-2007, 09:59 PM
No worries. He looks like the guy down the street, surprisingly.

Is the guy down the street a milkman?

JimNasium
03-02-2007, 10:01 PM
I want to know what you did for the last 34.5 minutes.

Mr. Plow
03-02-2007, 10:03 PM
I want to know what you did for the last 34.5 minutes.

Cuddled. Bitches love that shit.

Phobia
03-02-2007, 10:04 PM
Could you please send the wife home now? I'm out of socks.

Joie
03-02-2007, 10:05 PM
Cuddled. Bitches love that shit.
We also like to enjoy the sex part. She probably figured cuddling was all she'd get.

Mr. Plow
03-02-2007, 10:06 PM
We also like to enjoy the sex part. She probably figured cuddling was all she'd get.

Wait a minute. Sex isn't about the woman.

keg in kc
03-02-2007, 10:06 PM
I read about sex once.

Joie
03-02-2007, 10:08 PM
Wait a minute. Sex isn't about the woman.
If the man wants to have it often it is.

Mr. Plow
03-02-2007, 10:09 PM
If the man wants to have it often it is.

Not necessarily....ask Phobia.

Guru
03-02-2007, 10:09 PM
Cuddled. Bitches love that shit.
Wow!!! You had sex with your dog?

Pestilence
03-02-2007, 10:13 PM
Wow!!! You had sex with your dog?
ROFL

Mr. Plow
03-02-2007, 10:24 PM
I'm gonna try to get it again. The dog is tired now, so I'm gonna try the wife.

Guru
03-02-2007, 10:26 PM
I'm gonna try to get it again. The dog is tired now, so I'm gonna try the wife.
Those kids have to really look strange.

ChiefsCountry
03-02-2007, 10:27 PM
Just wait till the GoChiefs thread like this.

Guru
03-02-2007, 10:28 PM
Just wait till the GoChiefs thread like this.
The day he posts a thread like this....

He won't even be able to type.

Joie
03-02-2007, 10:29 PM
Just wait till the GoChiefs thread like this.
What? 35 min with his hand while looking at gay porn? How would that be newsworthy?

Reerun_KC
03-02-2007, 10:32 PM
What? 35 min with his hand while looking at gay porn? How would that be newsworthy?

Wow, coming strong!

We are not worthy!!!!

crazycoffey
03-02-2007, 10:36 PM
And boy am I tired. That 35 minutes wore me out.


what, she lives 15 minutes away? you got there and back to post about it, right?

unothadeal
03-02-2007, 10:38 PM
33 minutes to get it up huh?

boogblaster
03-02-2007, 10:42 PM
35 whole minutes...thats awesome...34 minutes longer than GoChiefs can last .....

Reerun_KC
03-02-2007, 10:44 PM
And boy am I tired. That 35 minutes wore me out.

No you didnt.

Guru
03-02-2007, 10:47 PM
35 whole minutes...thats awesome...34 minutes longer than GoChiefs can last .....

GC? I think you are giving him too much credit.

wutamess
03-02-2007, 11:08 PM
I'm envious...

I'm lucky to last more than 5 minutes.

And was have 3+1 in the oven too...
We're really like rabbits.

Bowser
03-02-2007, 11:21 PM
That's going to be one hell of a phone bill.

Bowser
03-02-2007, 11:21 PM
I'm envious...

I'm lucky to last more than 5 minutes.

And was have 3+1 in the oven too...
We're really like rabbits.

Try switching to decaf.

Joie
03-02-2007, 11:22 PM
Try switching to decaf.
Or using BC.

Bowser
03-02-2007, 11:23 PM
Or using BC.

Or aiming for the chin.

Phobia
03-03-2007, 12:14 AM
Or aiming for the chin.

That's not funny, his wife is Chinese.

Jenny Gump
03-03-2007, 12:15 AM
That's not funny, his wife is Chinese. The entertainment has arrived.

Phobia
03-03-2007, 12:22 AM
The entertainment has arrived.

You ordered the EZ-off policeman costume with the furry cuffs, right?

Jenny Gump
03-03-2007, 12:24 AM
You ordered the EZ-off policeman costume with the furry cuffs, right?

If that's what you want to wear...I'm not judging.

Phobia
03-03-2007, 12:28 AM
I'll only wear the furry cuffs for 35 minutes. Any longer is extra and I get a break.

88TG88
03-03-2007, 12:39 AM
And boy am I tired. That 35 minutes wore me out.
:clap: good for u :clap:

Logical
03-03-2007, 12:39 AM
And boy am I tired. That 35 minutes wore me out.

Use lube next time and your hand won't be so cramped.

Guru
03-03-2007, 01:37 AM
Use lube next time and your hand won't be so cramped.
http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/ky.gif

luv
03-03-2007, 01:40 AM
Use lube next time and your hand won't be so cramped.
Hey! I live in Springfield, too. I could lend him my KY warming massage oil/lube.

jlscorpio
03-03-2007, 07:43 AM
I've been deployed for 2 months, which means I've gone without for 2 months...**** the GWOT

wutamess
03-03-2007, 07:50 AM
After giving it much thought over a good nights sleep.

I'm no longer envious.
Sex passed 10 minutes is overrated.

Iowanian
03-03-2007, 07:52 AM
Better get some ice on that elbow in case you get called in from the bullpen to throw an inning tomorrow, sport.

Halfcan
03-03-2007, 08:51 AM
Hey! I live in Springfield, too. I could lend him my KY warming massage oil/lube.

I could put something smartass here-but I will leave that up to one of the others on here. :)

stevieray
03-03-2007, 08:59 AM
After giving it much thought over a good nights sleep.

I'm no longer envious.
Sex passed 10 minutes is overrated.

foreplay less than ten minutes is underrated.

gblowfish
03-03-2007, 09:01 AM
I hope the sheep was satisfied.

acesn8s
03-03-2007, 09:13 AM
foreplay is underrated.Fixed

Smed1065
03-03-2007, 09:22 AM
And boy am I tired. That 35 minutes wore me out.

I figured practice made perfection, so do you know the sheets name at least?


http://scosoft.com/s/g/43007dfa.gif

Phobia
03-03-2007, 12:05 PM
I've been deployed for 2 months, which means I've gone without for 2 months...**** the GWOT

Ouch. I can't remember the last time that happened. I had to have been uh deployed as well. Yup - 1994. It's too bad my wife at the time couldn't go without for 2 months - or even 2 weeks.

keg in kc
03-03-2007, 12:08 PM
What is it about ex-wives that can't go for two minutes without it.

luv
03-03-2007, 12:09 PM
What is it about ex-wives that can't go for two minutes without it.
You were deployed, too? :p

keg in kc
03-03-2007, 12:12 PM
Nope. I was at home, the day after our honeymoon ended.

JohninGpt
03-03-2007, 04:57 PM
I've been deployed for 2 months, which means I've gone without for 2 months...**** the GWOT
Been there done that, 12 times in the past 19 years, I feel your pain brother.

Predarat
03-03-2007, 11:14 PM
And boy am I tired. That 35 minutes wore me out.
Yeah the last time that happened to me the women got mad at me bacuse she wanted her usual 50.