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luv
03-03-2007, 01:41 AM
I always assumed the big toe stuck out the furthest.

Logical
03-03-2007, 01:42 AM
What have I wrought. ROFL

Jenny Gump
03-03-2007, 01:42 AM
I always assumed the big toe stuck out the furthest.

It depends how often you use it to pick stuff up.

luv
03-03-2007, 01:43 AM
It depends how often you use it to pick stuff up.
I constantly use my toes to pick up dryer sheets that fall to the floor when I'm folding clothes.

Guru
03-03-2007, 01:44 AM
I hear that making a fist with your toes is very relaxing.

CHIEF4EVER
03-03-2007, 04:42 AM
I always assumed the big toe stuck out the furthest.

But do you know why women have shorter feet than men?

luv
03-03-2007, 04:46 AM
But do you know why women have shorter feet than men?
So it doesn't hurt as much when we ram it up your ass to get you motivated?

Baconeater
03-03-2007, 04:47 AM
Whoa.

CHIEF4EVER
03-03-2007, 04:50 AM
So it doesn't hurt as much when we ram it up your ass to get you motivated?

Well, there is always that (good point as well). But I was thinking of a different reason.

luv
03-03-2007, 04:53 AM
Well, there is always that (good point as well). But I was thinking of a different reason.
Any reason other than that is beyond me. I'm thinking that this is something I've heard before, but can't remember.

KcMizzou
03-03-2007, 04:55 AM
Any reason other than that is beyond me. I'm thinking that this is something I've heard before, but can't remember.I suspect it has something to do with getting the dishes clean.

Just sayin'.

CHIEF4EVER
03-03-2007, 04:56 AM
Any reason other than that is beyond me. I'm thinking that this is something I've heard before, but can't remember.

So...they....can...get....closer...to...the...stove. :p ROFL LMAO :evil: :fire: PBJ

Guru
03-03-2007, 04:57 AM
So...they....can...get....closer...to...the...stove. :p ROFL LMAO :evil: :fire: PBJ
BA DA BING

KcMizzou
03-03-2007, 04:58 AM
So...they....can...get....closer...to...the...stove. :p ROFL LMAO :evil: :fire: PBJDamnit... I'd heard a differnt version of that joke. Still works.

luv
03-03-2007, 04:59 AM
So...they....can...get....closer...to...the...stove. :p ROFL LMAO :evil: :fire: PBJ
Yep. I was right. I've heard that one.

CHIEF4EVER
03-03-2007, 05:02 AM
Yep. I was right. I've heard that one.

Damn. :banghead:

All in fun. :)

luv
03-03-2007, 05:03 AM
Damn. :banghead:

All in fun. :)
Uh-huh. Surrrrrrre. :harumph:

CHIEF4EVER
03-03-2007, 05:06 AM
Uh-huh. Surrrrrrre. :harumph:

Quit sniveling and make me a sandwich. Wait, I mean I was just kidding! Really!

:D

jlscorpio
03-03-2007, 08:37 AM
I've heard that a longer 2nd toe indicates sexual prowess

Joie
03-03-2007, 09:10 AM
I've heard that a longer 2nd toe indicates sexual prowess
Not true. My second toe is the exact same length as my big toe.

BucEyedPea
03-03-2007, 09:13 AM
Quit sniveling and make me a sandwich. Wait, I mean I was just kidding! Really!

For that a man has to pony up.

redsurfer11
03-03-2007, 02:17 PM
My second toes are also longer than my big toe. My wife calls them finger toes. I tell her she has "Barney Rubble" toes.

Smed1065
03-03-2007, 02:22 PM
For that a man has to pony up.

So you like animals?

CHIEF4EVER
03-03-2007, 03:44 PM
For that a man has to pony up.

What do I have to pony up? (Just out of curiousity)

cdcox
03-03-2007, 03:54 PM
There is a name for that. It's called Morton's foot. It is related to many musculoskelatal problems like knee pain, lower back pain, etc.

Extra Point
03-03-2007, 04:42 PM
Morton must have been a good cook.

luv
03-03-2007, 04:44 PM
There is a name for that. It's called Morton's foot. It is related to many musculoskelatal problems like knee pain, lower back pain, etc.
Actually, it's only on my left foot. My right foot is what I would consider normal.

Extra Point
03-03-2007, 04:47 PM
So, you're not a half-bad cook. What's wrong with that. Sounds like you're normal.

ChiefsFire
03-03-2007, 05:58 PM
Great...

Another luv/GoChiefs footfetish thread in the making

PinkFloyd
03-03-2007, 06:07 PM
I must be a complete mess... Both second toes are longer than the big toe --- AND both middle toes are the same length as my big toe....

ChiefsFire
03-03-2007, 06:10 PM
I must be a complete mess... Both second toes are longer than the big toe --- AND both middle toes are the same length as my big toe....

Frogboy

freak....

PinkFloyd
03-03-2007, 06:12 PM
Frogboy

freak....


RIB-BIT !!!!!!!

acesn8s
03-03-2007, 06:13 PM
I learned to use my long second toe at band camp.

PinkFloyd
03-03-2007, 06:15 PM
I learned to use my long second toe at band camp.

OH HELL !!!