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luv
03-04-2007, 01:13 AM
Go ahead. Let it out. You'll feel better. We're here for you.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-04-2007, 01:15 AM
You all can just **** off.

Buck
03-04-2007, 01:16 AM
A nice shit is very therapeutic.

luv
03-04-2007, 01:17 AM
You all can just **** off.
What makes you say that? What's on your mind?

Buck
03-04-2007, 01:17 AM
What makes you say that? What's on your mind?
Expressing anger is very therapeutic.

luv
03-04-2007, 01:18 AM
Expressing anger is very therapeutic.
What makes you mock people, other than needing to grow up?

Buck
03-04-2007, 01:18 AM
What makes you mock people, other than needing to grow up?

Mocking people can be very therapeutic.

Predarat
03-04-2007, 01:19 AM
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Fishpicker
03-04-2007, 01:20 AM
whoever told you the internet is an healthy outlet for emotional problems has lost their mind.

luv
03-04-2007, 01:20 AM
Mocking people can be very therapeutic.
Mocking people is mean and wrong. It shows that you have issues in your own life that you have not dealt with. I don't think this thread will help you unless you open up.

Buck
03-04-2007, 01:20 AM
whoever told you the internet is an healthy outlet for emotional problems has lost their mind.
Expressing your feelings to willing ears is very therapeutic.

sedated
03-04-2007, 01:20 AM
Im drunkenith

sedated
03-04-2007, 01:21 AM
me likey boozey

Buck
03-04-2007, 01:21 AM
Mocking people is mean and wrong. It shows that you have issues in your own life that you have not dealt with. I don't think this thread will help you unless you open up.
OMG!!!1The Intranet has rulez22222!

luv
03-04-2007, 01:21 AM
Im drunkenith
See. Here's a man who knows how to ease pain and tension.

Demonpenz
03-04-2007, 01:23 AM
I went out with my ex tonight who is married. She doesn't drink, but of course I do. She wanted to got to quote hip hop bars.I wanted to listen to blues all night. It was actually a good night but now the room is spining because my jimmy walker red is out

Fishpicker
03-04-2007, 01:23 AM
Expressing your feelings to willing ears is very therapeutic.

I'm sure it is... right up until you find the thread

luv
03-04-2007, 01:25 AM
I went out with my ex tonight who is married. She doesn't drink, but of course I do. She wanted to got to quote hip hop bars.I wanted to listen to blues all night. It was actually a good night but now the room is spining because my jimmy walker red is out
Listening to Blues is very good.

SPchief
03-04-2007, 01:26 AM
My back hurts.

luv
03-04-2007, 01:27 AM
My back hurts.
Massage.

Phobia
03-04-2007, 01:28 AM
whoever told you the internet is an healthy outlet for emotional problems has lost their mind.
Oh I've definitely lost my mind over and over again.

Buck
03-04-2007, 01:28 AM
Sleeping is very therapeutic.

Good Night Pussies.

SPchief
03-04-2007, 01:29 AM
Massage.


There is a parlor about 500 yards from my house. I just never have the time to go. And I think it would probably be better for me to go to a chiropractor than get a massage. Unfortunatley, insurance doesn't cover it.

SPchief
03-04-2007, 01:31 AM
Oh I've definitely lost my mind over and over again.


You had one to begin with? Well I guess in that big head of yours, it has to have it somewhere.

Demonpenz
03-04-2007, 01:32 AM
I love whiskey and i love guitar. I love kansas city bbq. Thankyou

luv
03-04-2007, 01:32 AM
There is a parlor about 500 yards from my house. I just never have the time to go. And I think it would probably be better for me to go to a chiropractor than get a massage. Unfortunatley, insurance doesn't cover it.
I went through physical therapy with my chiropractor last year on my back. Cost me $3600. I'm still paying for it, and that was just a year ago.

Buck
03-04-2007, 01:33 AM
I cant go to sleep until someone calls me a pussy.

luv
03-04-2007, 01:34 AM
I cant go to sleep until someone calls me a pussy.
Pussy

SPchief
03-04-2007, 01:36 AM
I went through physical therapy with my chiropractor last year on my back. Cost me $3600. I'm still paying for it, and that was just a year ago.


I've been dealing with it for about 3 years. If I was smart, I would have gone to a chiropractor 3 years ago while I was still covered by my folks' insurance. But for now I just live with it. Don't have the money to do anything else

Buck
03-04-2007, 01:36 AM
Pussy
Thanks luv.

Buck
03-04-2007, 01:37 AM
I've been dealing with it for about 3 years. If I was smart, I would have gone to a chiropractor 3 years ago while I was still covered by my folks' insurance. But for now I just live with it. Don't have the money to do anything else
Wait, how old are you?

luv
03-04-2007, 01:37 AM
I've been dealing with it for about 3 years. If I was smart, I would have gone to a chiropractor 3 years ago while I was still covered by my folks' insurance. But for now I just live with it. Don't have the money to do anything else
Mine became too life altering. It took me literally 5 minutes to roll out of bed, I couldn't tie my shoes, I walked funny, I couldn't sit or stand for a long period of time, and getting in and out of my car was scrutinizing.

SPchief
03-04-2007, 01:38 AM
Wait, how old are you?


25

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-04-2007, 01:39 AM
25
****ing whippersnapper.

luv
03-04-2007, 01:40 AM
****ing whippersnapper.
Still trainable.

Buck
03-04-2007, 01:43 AM
25

This whole ****ing time I thought you were 35ish.

SPchief
03-04-2007, 01:44 AM
Mine became too life altering. It took me literally 5 minutes to roll out of bed, I couldn't tie my shoes, I walked funny, I couldn't sit or stand for a long period of time, and getting in and out of my car was scrutinizing.



It's not life altering yet, just annoying. I can't feel it at work, probably because I'm going full speed for a good 8 hours at a time. The time I feel it the most, is when I get off of work and my days off. Mondays are the worst, I literaly won't get out of bed until 4 or 5 in the afternoon. Primarily because it feels much better to lie in bed than do anything else.

SPchief
03-04-2007, 01:44 AM
This whole ****ing time I thought you were 35ish.


whoa

luv
03-04-2007, 01:46 AM
It's not life altering yet, just annoying. I can't feel it at work, probably because I'm going full speed for a good 8 hours at a time. The time I feel it the most, is when I get off of work and my days off. Mondays are the worst, I literaly won't get out of bed until 4 or 5 in the afternoon. Primarily because it feels much better to lie in bed than do anything else.
So it hurts worse when you're not active?

I have sciatica. It acts up now and then, but it's never gotten as bad as it was last year.

You know, you can go to your doctor for back pain, too.

Buck
03-04-2007, 01:47 AM
Okay, bed is calling. Later.

luv
03-04-2007, 01:50 AM
Okay, bed is calling. Later.
Do you need for me to call you a pussy again?

Demonpenz
03-04-2007, 01:51 AM
I have been drinking scotch since 12 i don't know which ball to scratch

SPchief
03-04-2007, 01:51 AM
So it hurts worse when you're not active?



Yep


You know, you can go to your doctor for back pain, too.


I could, but his first words would be "you should probably see a chiropractor."

SPchief
03-04-2007, 01:51 AM
Okay, bed is calling. Later.


Pussy x2

SPchief
03-04-2007, 01:52 AM
I have been drinking scotch since 12 i don't know which ball to scratch


Either you mean 12am, or you have been drinking very slow.

luv
03-04-2007, 01:52 AM
I could, but his first words would be "you should probably see a chiropractor."
If you're doctor gives you documentation that he's recommending you see a chiropractor, then your insurance should cover it. It's like prescribed therapy from your doctor.

luv
03-04-2007, 01:53 AM
I have been drinking scotch since 12 i don't know which ball to scratch
I like your right one.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-04-2007, 01:53 AM
Yep





I could, but his first words would be "you should probably see a chiropractor."
If he tells you that I'd find another doctor. He should be hooking you up with muscle relaxers and pain pills.

SPchief
03-04-2007, 01:55 AM
If you're doctor gives you documentation that he's recommending you see a chiropractor, then your insurance should cover it. It's like prescribed therapy from your doctor.

I have very minimum insurance. Part of the game of the industry. My insurance covers me getting sick, limbs falling off and EMC only.

luv
03-04-2007, 01:57 AM
I have very minimum insurance. Part of the game of the industry. My insurance covers me getting sick, limbs falling off and EMC only.
I sure hope you pay a bare minimum premium, too.

SPchief
03-04-2007, 01:58 AM
I sure hope you pay a bare minimum premium, too.


$28 a month.

luv
03-04-2007, 01:59 AM
$28 a month.
Wow. Well, you get what you pay for. :p

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-04-2007, 02:00 AM
$28 a month.
:spock: That's less than I pay for a month of car insurance.

Fruit Ninja
03-04-2007, 02:00 AM
Rubbing one out before best is also therapeutic. Sleep like a champ after.lol

SPchief
03-04-2007, 02:01 AM
Wow. Well, you get what you pay for. :p


It comes out of my paycheck. Which with the insurance and dental, my paycheck is all of around $10 every two weeks.

luv
03-04-2007, 02:02 AM
Rubbing one out before best is also therapeutic. Sleep like a champ after.lol
This reminds me, I could use some physical therapy.

Fruit Ninja
03-04-2007, 02:05 AM
This reminds me, I could use some physical therapy.
Yeah, we all know your doing what i said! its ok. It helps!

kcfanXIII
03-04-2007, 05:08 AM
I have very minimum insurance. Part of the game of the industry. My insurance covers me getting sick, limbs falling off and EMC only.

you forgot to mention the 2.13 an hour. our insurance is so weak i don't even use it. my back gives me problems when i'm on my feet for an extended period of time. i use herbal remedies to kill the pain when i get home from work.

boogblaster
03-04-2007, 07:05 AM
My member hurts from looking at big-boobies and tight snatches .....

Skip Towne
03-04-2007, 07:08 AM
Mods, can you move this thread to the 10 PM thread please? Thanks.

Guru
03-04-2007, 07:15 AM
Mods, can you close this thread please. Thanks.

acesn8s
03-04-2007, 07:16 AM
Mods, can you move this thread to the 10 PM thread please? Thanks.If they did that then you would have another post in the 10:00pm thread.:banghead:

Skip Towne
03-04-2007, 07:26 AM
If they did that then you would have another post in the 10:00pm thread.:banghead:
Who are you? Wild Bill Hickok?

Simplex3
03-04-2007, 07:27 AM
I went out with my ex tonight who is married. She doesn't drink, but of course I do. She wanted to got to quote hip hop bars.I wanted to listen to blues all night. It was actually a good night but now the room is spining because my jimmy walker red is out
Guess the waitresses had to go without tips again, huh?

Guru
03-04-2007, 07:38 AM
Wait.... Does Luv = Peanut's Lucy now?

Guru
03-04-2007, 07:39 AM
And is SP her Schroeder?

milkman
03-04-2007, 07:54 AM
Rubbing one out before best is also therapeutic. Sleep like a champ after.lol

Yeah, that works.

But actually ****ing your wife/girlfriend works better.

luv
03-04-2007, 12:16 PM
Mods, can you move this thread to the 10 PM thread please? Thanks.
Well, geez. Who am I supposed to please, you or Logical? Logical wants me to post more threads, so I try that last night. You're wanting it combined with another thread. I wish you people would make up your ****ing minds.

Stewie
03-04-2007, 12:23 PM
Well, geez. Who am I supposed to please, you or Logical? Logical wants me to post more threads, so I try that last night. You're wanting it combined with another thread. I wish you people would make up your ****ing minds.

Luv, don't listen to these bitter people. Do what you want. Trying to control what happens on CP must be their only outlet from being hen-pecked at home.

luv
03-04-2007, 12:25 PM
Luv, don't listen to these bitter people. Do what you want. Trying to control what happens on CP must be their only outlet from being hen-pecked at home.
It's a therapy thread. I was venting my frustration.











Oh yeah, I was also kidding. You guys take me waaaaay to seriously.

PinkFloyd
03-04-2007, 12:29 PM
My bowling is starting to suck ----- my turd friend got us standing room only tickets for the Royals home opener ----- and I didn't do a damn thing for my birthday !!!!!

Oh -- and most of the golf courses in Springfield don't serve beer while golfing !!! WTF is up with that ???? Even since I pretty much stopped drinking --- damn --- one or two while golfing wouldn't hurt !!!

And another --- my work changed hours now starting at 9:30am to 6:00pm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who the FU*K starts working at 9:30am !!!!????


Oh yeah --- another ----- screw slow driving morons who pull out in front of you and do only 35mph in a 60 ----- only to turn off 1/2 down the freaking road !!!!!!

:cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-04-2007, 12:32 PM
Who are you? Wild Bill Hickok?
Actually, Wild Bill Hickok only had 2 aces in his hand when he was shot, the identity of the fifth card has never been determined for sure. Some also believe that he had discarded one card, the draw was interrupted by the shooting, and he never got the fifth card he was due.

luv
03-04-2007, 12:32 PM
My bowling is starting to suck ----- my turd friend got us standing room only tickets for the Royals home opener ----- and I didn't do a damn thing for my birthday !!!!!

Oh -- and most of the golf courses in Springfield don't serve beer while golfing !!! WTF is up with that ???? Even since I pretty much stopped drinking --- damn --- one or two while golfing wouldn't hurt !!!

And another --- my work changed hours now starting at 9:30am to 6:00pm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who the FU*K starts working at 9:30am !!!!????


Oh yeah --- another ----- screw slow driving morons who pull out in front of you and do only 35mph in a 60 ----- only to turn off 1/2 down the freaking road !!!!!!

:cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Take a couple and put them in your golf bag.

PinkFloyd
03-04-2007, 12:35 PM
Take a couple and put them in your golf bag.

If you get caught --- your thrown out... My couple would be easy to hide --- but my friends would need at least 2 cases... THAT -- would be hard to hide...

luv
03-04-2007, 12:35 PM
My bowling is starting to suck ----- my turd friend got us standing room only tickets for the Royals home opener ----- and I didn't do a damn thing for my birthday !!!!!

Oh -- and most of the golf courses in Springfield don't serve beer while golfing !!! WTF is up with that ???? Even since I pretty much stopped drinking --- damn --- one or two while golfing wouldn't hurt !!!

And another --- my work changed hours now starting at 9:30am to 6:00pm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who the FU*K starts working at 9:30am !!!!????


Oh yeah --- another ----- screw slow driving morons who pull out in front of you and do only 35mph in a 60 ----- only to turn off 1/2 down the freaking road !!!!!!

:cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Also, city owned public coursees don't serve beer, but the privately owned courses do. Hidden Valley isn't a bad course.

Stewie
03-04-2007, 12:38 PM
Public courses around KC charge about $14/six pack for Coors Light or Bud Light. I have a cart golf bag that can hold about a 12-pack including ice. I haven't been caught yet.

PinkFloyd
03-04-2007, 12:46 PM
Also, city owned public coursees don't serve beer, but the privately owned courses do. Hidden Valley isn't a bad course.


Doesn't that require a membership ???

PinkFloyd
03-04-2007, 12:47 PM
Public courses around KC charge about $14/six pack for Coors Light or Bud Light. I have a cart golf bag that can hold about a 12-pack including ice. I haven't been caught yet.


When we go to KC, we usually take a case, then buy a 12 pack there to make it look like we at least bought some there at the course... It's easy to get away with that...

luv
03-04-2007, 12:48 PM
Doesn't that require a membership ???
Nope. Hidden Valley is out in BFE, but it's not bad. I asked dad, and he said the price was comparable to a public course. I'm trying to think of someone who golfs a lot. I know a few people at work. I'll ask around and see what I can find out for you.

PinkFloyd
03-04-2007, 12:52 PM
Nope. Hidden Valley is out in BFE, but it's not bad. I asked dad, and he said the price was comparable to a public course. I'm trying to think of someone who golfs a lot. I know a few people at work. I'll ask around and see what I can find out for you.


Well thanks... We're going golfing when we come down there in April... If we're not too hung over from the night before... Got done bowling on Saturday night at 7pm then went out... We got in at 3am and then got up at 6am and played golf... I'm thinking of skipping the Sunday golf outting... Plus; we're coming down Friday instead of waiting til Saturday... Probably play Saturday morning then bowl that night...

Sam Hall
03-04-2007, 03:16 PM
I'm beyond the point where therapy could help me.

Joie
03-04-2007, 08:38 PM
I have an imaginary friend. Do you think therapy can help me?

luv
03-04-2007, 08:38 PM
I have an imaginary friend. Do you think therapy can help me?
Hang on. I want to get your imaginary friend's opinion.

PinkFloyd
03-04-2007, 08:41 PM
Hang on. I want to get your imaginary friend's opinion.


Imaginary friends can be good sometimes...

Joie
03-04-2007, 08:42 PM
Hang on. I want to get your imaginary friend's opinion.
His name is Milkman. You may have met him.

luv
03-04-2007, 08:43 PM
Imaginary friends can be good sometimes...
Can they type when your nails are wet?

PinkFloyd
03-04-2007, 08:44 PM
Can they type when your nails are wet?


No..... But; I'm sure they could do something else when something else is wet !!!


:drool:


:)


Ok.... I'm going to be good now ....

Joie
03-04-2007, 08:45 PM
Can they type when your nails are wet?
I need to take you under my wing. Women with wet nails are completely HELPLESS.

Halfcan
03-04-2007, 08:45 PM
Dr. Halfcan is taking appointments for all the hot girls that need some sexual therapy.

PM for details and easy payment plans.

greg63
03-04-2007, 09:03 PM
I've been told that I'm a hopeless procrastinator; I've been meaning to look that word up to find out what it means, but I keep putting it off.

Halfcan
03-04-2007, 09:05 PM
Don't believe them-lol

big nasty kcnut
03-04-2007, 09:09 PM
I'm very bitter sometime and wish bad thing on people sometime.

greg63
03-04-2007, 09:31 PM
Don't believe them-lol


Ok; if you say so. :D

boogblaster
03-04-2007, 10:33 PM
my member still hurts

luv
03-04-2007, 10:34 PM
my member still hurts
Then go rub one out.

boogblaster
03-04-2007, 10:37 PM
should floor-polish be used on my woodie

milkman
03-04-2007, 10:38 PM
Can they type when your nails are wet?

Of course they can.

luv
03-04-2007, 10:38 PM
should floor-polish be used on my woodie
I've heard there's a nice warming sensation if you use super glue.

boogblaster
03-04-2007, 10:40 PM
gorilla glue is all Ive got

Fruit Ninja
03-05-2007, 03:37 AM
Yeah, that works.

But actually ****ing your wife/girlfriend works better.
well, not all of us have it at our disposal all the time. So, you gotta make due with what you got.