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Donger
03-06-2007, 07:18 PM
I have a question for CP's ladies: Do you make a point to look at men's crotches? I think it's commonly accepted that men will always look at the attributes of females. Some are more obvious than others, but we all do it (well, I guess not the gay guys, but anyway). But what about the habits of the ladies?

And, for those of you who do, what are you trying to figure out, if anything?

Thanks.

Bootlegged
03-06-2007, 07:20 PM
I don't know, I mean - sometimes - just because.

kstater
03-06-2007, 07:21 PM
What? Men look at female attributes?

Shocking!!

Phobia
03-06-2007, 07:22 PM
I catch the dirty perverts checking out my crotch all the time.

Donger
03-06-2007, 07:22 PM
I don't know, I mean - sometimes - just because.

Are you a woman?

ChiefsFire
03-06-2007, 07:23 PM
Ironic

This coming from a man with the screenname Donger

Phobia
03-06-2007, 07:24 PM
Ironic

This coming from a man with the screenname Donger
He's a part-time bell-ringer. Jeesh.

Count Alex's Losses
03-06-2007, 07:24 PM
I'd rather look at boobs.

headsnap
03-06-2007, 07:24 PM
Ironic

This coming from a man with the screenname Donger
beat me to it...


no pun intended! :)

bogie
03-06-2007, 07:25 PM
This is a great question. I can wear clothing that will enhance the look of my crotch. Just like women can enhance their cleavage. No, I don't mean a potato, I mean jeans that make me look like a porn star. Know what I mean?

CoMoChief
03-06-2007, 07:25 PM
Brothas be packin'

CoMoChief
03-06-2007, 07:25 PM
This is a great question. I can wear clothing that will enhance the look of my crotch. Just like women can enhance their cleavage. No, I don't mean a potato, I mean jeans that make me look like a porn star. Know what I mean?

You shop at Abercrombie? lol

L.A. Chieffan
03-06-2007, 07:27 PM
In my case, I don't see how they CAN'T look.
I can't blame 'em.

bogie
03-06-2007, 07:28 PM
You shop at Abercrombie? lol

I've got Levi's that I've owned for years. They've faded complimentary.

Steve Sewell
03-06-2007, 07:30 PM
I'd rather look at boobs.

Where is meatpeeker and what have you done with him?

Count Alex's Losses
03-06-2007, 07:31 PM
Where is meatpeeker and what have you done with him?
STOP HUMPING MY LEG

Steve Sewell
03-06-2007, 07:32 PM
STOP HUMPING MY LEG

I'm not...you're just an easy target.

Phobia
03-06-2007, 07:32 PM
This is a great question. I can wear clothing that will enhance the look of my crotch. Just like women can enhance their cleavage. No, I don't mean a potato, I mean jeans that make me look like a porn star. Know what I mean?
They sell those at Wal-Mart?

Donger
03-06-2007, 07:35 PM
Yes, well.

Any CP women on board that can answer?

Phobia
03-06-2007, 07:38 PM
I asked my wife for you and she says she can't keep her eyes off my crotch. She especially likes when it sings and dances.

Joie
03-06-2007, 07:41 PM
Yes, well.

Any CP women on board that can answer?
No, I don't make a point of looking at mens crotches. Either you know how to use what's in there or not. Doesn't matter if you're hung like Dirk Diggler on Boogie Nights if you can't please a woman it's useless.

Donger
03-06-2007, 07:41 PM
I asked my wife for you and she says she can't keep her eyes off my crotch. She especially likes when it sings and dances.

You're not helping.

Donger
03-06-2007, 07:43 PM
No, I don't make a point of looking at mens crotches. Either you know how to use what's in there or not. Doesn't matter if you're hung like Dirk Diggler on Boogie Nights if you can't please a woman it's useless.

Okay, that doesn't make any sense to me.

How do you ascertain whether or not they can provide you with sexual gratification without, well, trying it on for size? Or, am I misunderstanding you?

You never just look and go, "Insert answer here."

CoMoChief
03-06-2007, 07:51 PM
I've got Levi's that I've owned for years. They've faded complimentary.


I was jk around. My old roomate used to work there at Abercrombie and they had these style of jeans that were to make your crotch stick out to where it looks like your packin some serious junk. He'd always wear them. Kinda funny really.

Bootlegged
03-06-2007, 07:51 PM
I usually leave my brain hanging out of my zipper to shock and awe the womenfolk.

ChiefFripp
03-06-2007, 07:55 PM
I have caught woman looking at my crotch before. They do the same thing I do when I want to check out a woman. I'll look far to the right of her , then move my line of sight to the left of her, as if something just caught my attention . This allows me a good look without her noticing .

I don't believe woman are really intentionally sizing up a man when they're looking, they just do it on instinct.

Joie
03-06-2007, 07:59 PM
Okay, that doesn't make any sense to me.

How do you ascertain whether or not they can provide you with sexual gratification without, well, trying it on for size? Or, am I misunderstanding you?

You never just look and go, "Insert answer here."
No. It's more about how a guy touches a woman. How he makes her feel. I can honestly say I have never looked at a guys crotch and thought "gotta have me some of that".

Thats not to say that I've never looked at a guy and thought he'd be good in bed. But it's more than crotch size.

Donger
03-06-2007, 08:02 PM
No. It's more about how a guy touches a woman. How he makes her feel. I can honestly say I have never looked at a guys crotch and thought "gotta have me some of that".

Thats not to say that I've never looked at a guy and thought he'd be good in bed. But it's more than crotch size.

Such fascinating, complex creatures. I ask if you look at mens' crotches and you respond with "how he makes her feel."

Thank you for your answer. I do appreciate it.

Count Alex's Losses
03-06-2007, 08:04 PM
Joie likes cuddlin.'

Joie
03-06-2007, 08:08 PM
Such fascinating, complex creatures. I ask if you look at mens' crotches and you respond with "how he makes her feel."

Thank you for your answer. I do appreciate it.
You're welcome. I know it didn't make much sense. It's not like when you look at our boobs.

Donger
03-06-2007, 08:13 PM
You're welcome. I know it didn't make much sense. It's not like when you look at our boobs.

I know enough about women to not always expect an answer that makes sense to the male mind.

Joie
03-06-2007, 08:16 PM
I know enough about women to not always expect an answer that makes sense to the male mind.
Then you know more than 90% of the male population.

Count Alex's Losses
03-06-2007, 08:18 PM
You guys should just **** and get it over with.

BucEyedPea
03-06-2007, 08:19 PM
You are obsessed with this subject Donger.
I just size up the feet. That tells me all I need to know. :p

Joie
03-06-2007, 08:20 PM
You guys should just **** and get it over with.
No thanks. I already share my bed with one ChiefsPlanet member.

Donger
03-06-2007, 08:21 PM
You guys should just **** and get it over with.

Simpleton.

BucEyedPea
03-06-2007, 08:21 PM
No, I don't make a point of looking at mens crotches. Either you know how to use what's in there or not. Doesn't matter if you're hung like Dirk Diggler on Boogie Nights if you can't please a woman it's useless.
:thumb:

rep!

Donger
03-06-2007, 08:22 PM
You are obsessed with this subject Donger.
I just size up the feet. That tells me all I need to know. :p

To the best of my recollection, I've not asked this question before.

Donger
03-06-2007, 08:22 PM
No thanks. I already share my bed with one ChiefsPlanet member.

I truly hope that it is not GoChiefs.

Count Alex's Losses
03-06-2007, 08:23 PM
I'm up for a threesome.

ChiefsCountry
03-06-2007, 08:24 PM
Joie likes cuddlin.'

Cuddlin normally leds to other stuff.

Joie
03-06-2007, 08:24 PM
I truly hope that it is not GoChiefs.
That was just cruel. Besides I hear he prefers nuts to nipples.

Joie
03-06-2007, 08:25 PM
I'm up for a threesome.
Gonna let both hands play tonight? How are you gonna hold the gay porn?

BucEyedPea
03-06-2007, 08:26 PM
To the best of my recollection, I've not asked this question before.
IIRC, it came up in a thread with that other woman...last Spring or Summer...what was her name ???? GoddessTara or some such? You posted a pic of a man in a public space sitting down with an obvious bulge and asked about it. Maybe you didn't use the same words but it came up.

And you asked me something once,here, publicly...I'd be too embarrassed to repeat. :harumph:

Donger
03-06-2007, 08:28 PM
IIRC, it came up in a thread with that other woman...last Spring or Summer...what was her name ???? GoddessTara or some such? You posted a pic of a man in a public space sitting down with an obvious bulge and asked about it. Maybe you didn't use the same words but it came up.

That's possible, I suppose, but I honestly don't remember it.

And you asked me something once,here, publicly...I'd be too embarrassed to repeat. :harumph:

Pussy.

Donger
03-06-2007, 08:29 PM
Gonna let both hands play tonight? How are you gonna hold the gay porn?

Ouch. Unfortunately, however, GC is probably masturbating over this post.

BucEyedPea
03-06-2007, 08:30 PM
:redface:



I could get it but don't feel like it.

Count Alex's Losses
03-06-2007, 08:40 PM
Freakin' n00bs.

Braincase
03-06-2007, 09:00 PM
I asked my wife for you and she says she can't keep her eyes off my crotch. She especially likes when it sings and dances.

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i1vH2rjUshk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i1vH2rjUshk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

Count Alex's Losses
03-06-2007, 09:03 PM
I've always preferred this version:

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uf7KKRnpv5U"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uf7KKRnpv5U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

Lzen
03-06-2007, 09:17 PM
I've always preferred this version:

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uf7KKRnpv5U"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uf7KKRnpv5U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

WTF?
You couldn't find that in English? I love the end where they say "check please". :LOL:

Lzen
03-06-2007, 09:20 PM
Who is Bootlegged? Or rather who did he used to be?

bringbackmarty
03-06-2007, 09:26 PM
I'd rather look at manboobs.

I fixed yer post 4 ya, ya moob.

oh heres a link ;)
Moobs (http://www.manboobs.co.uk/)

bringbackmarty
03-06-2007, 09:33 PM
I guess It depends on the girl, my wife is a BUTTLOOKER! (http://www.buttlooker.com/blog/), not a Meatpeeker (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB35/member.php?u=30)

Iowanian
03-06-2007, 09:35 PM
Donger is such a Fem...


a dirty legged, abercrombie-turtle neck wearing, metrose xule Fem.

bringbackmarty
03-06-2007, 09:35 PM
odd that the first thing on google under meatpeeker is from chiefsplanet.

Count Alex's Losses
03-06-2007, 09:36 PM
Donger is enlightened.

Iowanian
03-06-2007, 09:39 PM
odd that the first thing on google under meatpeeker is from chiefsplanet.

Have you heard the term anywhere else?

I'm pretty sure it was busted out here for gc by a pretty damn cool guy from iowania.

bringbackmarty
03-06-2007, 09:43 PM
I have, first heard it in H.S. 16 yrs ago, At meiners sunfresh in brookside, Produce guy pointed to one of the cashiers and said to me, that dude is a meatpeeker, don't go anywhere or do anything in this store with him alone. Been in the lexicon ever since.

Donger
03-06-2007, 09:47 PM
Donger is such a Fem...


a dirty legged, abercrombie-turtle neck wearing, metrose xule Fem.

I don't even know what that means.

Eric
03-06-2007, 10:08 PM
Women look at guys ass'

Count Alex's Losses
03-06-2007, 10:10 PM
Do guys really look at women's crotches in public? I've never really looked there at all. I always thought it was more of an internet "mooseknuckle" thing.

Phobia
03-06-2007, 10:12 PM
Do guys really look at women's crotches in public? I've never really looked there at all. I always thought it was more of an internet "mooseknuckle" thing.
I generally look at whatever she's flaunting. If that's the crotch, sobeit.

88TG88
03-06-2007, 10:16 PM
I generally look at whatever she's flaunting. If that's the crotch, sobeit.
^yeah that

Phobia
03-06-2007, 10:18 PM
Thanks splat.

HolmeZz
03-06-2007, 10:24 PM
Donger wants to know whether it'll be worth the trouble to stuff his crotch.

88TG88
03-06-2007, 10:25 PM
Thanks splat.
I miss that smilie.

ChiefaRoo
03-06-2007, 10:29 PM
No. It's more about how a guy touches a woman. How he makes her feel. I can honestly say I have never looked at a guys crotch and thought "gotta have me some of that".

Thats not to say that I've never looked at a guy and thought he'd be good in bed. But it's more than crotch size.


I have a follow up question. How would it make you feel if a stranger spooged on your back while you were sleeping on the redeye flight from L.A.?

Phobia
03-06-2007, 10:30 PM
Donger wants to know whether it'll be worth the trouble to stuff his crotch.

I once went as a well endowed guy to a 70's costume party. It was a lot of fun.

Joie
03-06-2007, 10:30 PM
I have a follow up question. How would it make you feel if a stranger spooged on your back while you were sleeping on the redeye flight from L.A.? Seems to me it's a compliment.
Might piss me off a little bit. Waking me up and forcing me to need to change clothes. He could have aimed elsewhere.

ChiefaRoo
03-06-2007, 10:32 PM
Might piss me off a little bit. Waking me up and forcing me to need to change clothes. He could have aimed elsewhere.


So if he said he was sorry would you give him your number?

Rain Man
03-06-2007, 10:32 PM
I once went as a well endowed guy to a 70's costume party. It was a lot of fun.

Was it a bit humbling when none of the women recognized you?

Joie
03-06-2007, 10:34 PM
So if he said he was sorry would you give him your number?
No. For a variety of reasons.

1. I never gave my number that quickly.
2. He already showed disrespect
3. Most importantly, my boyfriend doesn't like it when I give our number to strange men.

SPchief
03-06-2007, 10:34 PM
Was it a bit humbling when none of the women recognized you?


heh

Rain Man
03-06-2007, 10:36 PM
No thanks. I already share my bed with one ChiefsPlanet member.

I know the odds are against this, but I have to ask. Are you one of my cats?

ChiefaRoo
03-06-2007, 10:36 PM
No. For a variety of reasons.

1. I never gave my number that quickly.
2. He already showed disrespect
3. Most importantly, my boyfriend doesn't like it when I give our number to strange men.


Is your boyfriend skip?

Joie
03-06-2007, 10:37 PM
Is your boyfriend skip?
No, it's Acesn8s.

Joie
03-06-2007, 10:38 PM
I know the odds are against this, but I have to ask. Are you one of my cats?
Why yes. With the help of the other cats I have been posting when you aren't looking. Does this deserve more warm milk? :)

Rain Man
03-06-2007, 10:42 PM
Why yes. With the help of the other cats I have been posting when you aren't looking. Does this deserve more warm milk? :)

Ohmigosh! Ohmigosh! There are so many things I want to ask you! What does my wife really do when I'm gone? Why do you not eat the sliced Fancy Feasts? Am I changing your litter box often enough? Hang on, I've got a whole list.

Joie
03-06-2007, 10:44 PM
Ohmigosh! Ohmigosh! There are so many things I want to ask you! What does my wife really do when I'm gone? Why do you not eat the sliced Fancy Feasts? Am I changing your litter box often enough? Hang on, I've got a whole list.
I'm sworn to secrecy or she'll take away the tuna. The sliced Fancy Feast is too much work, all that chewing. :shake: The litter box could use a bit more attention.

Rain Man
03-06-2007, 10:46 PM
I'm sworn to secrecy or she'll take away the tuna. The sliced Fancy Feast is too much work, all that chewing. :shake: The litter box could use a bit more attention.

I'm going to write a book about this.

Joie
03-06-2007, 10:47 PM
I'm going to write a book about this.
I'll give permission as long as none of the other kitties are mentioned. :mad:

ChiTown
03-06-2007, 10:50 PM
Who is Bootlegged? Or rather who did he used to be?

Lattimer

ChiefaRoo
03-06-2007, 10:58 PM
Did you hear about Acesn8s getting arrested for spooging on that chick on the airplane last night?

Carlota69
03-06-2007, 11:00 PM
I have a question for CP's ladies: Do you make a point to look at men's crotches? I think it's commonly accepted that men will always look at the attributes of females. Some are more obvious than others, but we all do it (well, I guess not the gay guys, but anyway). But what about the habits of the ladies?

And, for those of you who do, what are you trying to figure out, if anything?

Thanks.

Of course we do, and any woman who says differently is lying.

I wouldn't say I'm trying to figure out anything so much, but I love the way men wear their pants so to speak. Like I dont think you trying to figure out what a chicks boobs look like as much as you are admiring them in her shirt.

make sense?

Phobia
03-06-2007, 11:17 PM
Was it a bit humbling when none of the women recognized you?

I'm not bright enough to be humble.

boogblaster
03-06-2007, 11:28 PM
Never meet a female crotch-sniffer I didn't like ....

stumppy
03-06-2007, 11:41 PM
I'm not bright enough to be humble.

Too bad for pink your small enough to be.

Phobia
03-06-2007, 11:49 PM
Too bad for pink your small enough to be.

Have you been peeking in the bedroom window again? I thought I saw your van-down-by-the-river parked out on the street....

stumppy
03-06-2007, 11:55 PM
Have you been peeking in the bedroom window again? I thought I saw your van-down-by-the-river parked out on the street....

Got a little ladder on the back of my van down by the river. Lawn chair and a cooler on the roof and i'm a pimpin peeper.

Donger
03-07-2007, 01:40 AM
Like I dont think you trying to figure out what a chicks boobs look like as much as you are admiring them in her shirt.

make sense?

No, it doesn't.

luv
03-07-2007, 02:46 AM
I'm an eye person.

Donger
03-07-2007, 03:23 AM
I'm an eye person.

You don't look at mens' crotches?

luv
03-07-2007, 03:23 AM
You don't look at mens' crotches?
Honestly, not usually.

Guru
03-07-2007, 03:24 AM
Honestly, not usually.
Translated, yes she does.

Donger
03-07-2007, 03:25 AM
Honestly, not usually.

Not usually. Okay, what would make you decide to look?

luv
03-07-2007, 03:27 AM
Translated, yes she does.
First thing I notice - eyes.
Second thing I notice - smile.
First thing I actively look for - wedding ring.

The only guys whose crotch you can see are the ones who wear tight enough jeans with their shirts tucked in. If anything, I check out their ass before their crotch.

Or wait, are we talking clothed or unclothed?

Donger
03-07-2007, 03:32 AM
First thing I notice - eyes.
Second thing I notice - smile.
First thing I actively look for - wedding ring.

The only guys whose crotch you can see are the ones who wear tight enough jeans with their shirts tucked in. If anything, I check out their ass before their crotch.

Or wait, are we talking clothed or unclothed?

Thank you. Clothed.

I must admit that I notice a female's eyes first, too. My wife used to say that I tended to look in women's eyes intensely when I first meet them. She told me that many women find that to be either aggressive or disconcerting. It wasn't intended to be either, but I know better now.

I miss my wife.

luv
03-07-2007, 03:33 AM
Thank you. Clothed.

I must admit that I notice a female's eyes first, too. My wife used to say that I tended to look in women's eyes intensely when I first meet them. She told me that many women find that to be either aggressive or disconcerting. It wasn't intended to be either, but I know better now.

I miss my wife.
Where are you now?

acesn8s
03-07-2007, 03:34 AM
Thank you. Clothed.

I must admit that I notice a female's eyes first, too. My wife used to say that I tended to look in women's eyes intensely when I first meet them. She told me that many women find that to be either aggressive or disconcerting. It wasn't intended to be either, but I know better now.

I miss my wife.Sounds like you have been looking at thier boobs like everyone else.

Donger
03-07-2007, 03:35 AM
Where are you now?

Pacific Northwest.

luv
03-07-2007, 03:36 AM
Pacific Northwest.
As opposed to the Atlantic Northwest?





Sorry, a poor attempt at humor.

Donger
03-07-2007, 03:36 AM
Sounds like you have been looking at thier boobs like everyone else.

Well, I am a man, after all. Observing men at trade shows is the most fun. I almost feel sorry for the women at those things.

luv
03-07-2007, 03:37 AM
Well, I am a man, after all. Observing men at trade shows is the most fun. I almost feel sorry for the women at those things.
Seen any good crotches?

Donger
03-07-2007, 03:38 AM
As opposed to the Atlantic Northwest?





Sorry, a poor attempt at humor.

Heh. I actually said that today to a customer. He didn't mind, because it's been sunny here for the first time since November, or something ridiculous.

Donger
03-07-2007, 03:41 AM
Seen any good crotches?

A few years ago, their was a gal on booth a few over from ours. She was very attractive and had a beautiful figure. Once the show was over, she stripped down to shorts and a tank-top thing (with no bra) to break down her booth. She literally had an audience of man watching her. It was amusing.

acesn8s
03-07-2007, 03:43 AM
A few years ago, their was a gal on booth a few over from ours. She was very attractive and had a beautiful figure. Once the show was over, she stripped down to shorts and a tank-top thing (with no bra) to break down her booth. She literally had an audience of man watching her. It was amusing.Just one man? That must have been just you then.

Guru
03-07-2007, 03:44 AM
Just one man? That must have been just you then.
AND it amused him.

Donger
03-07-2007, 03:44 AM
Just one man? That must have been just you then.

It actually was a perfect example of man.

CrazyHorse
03-07-2007, 05:37 AM
After reading this thread I can see it's been a complete waste of time wearing pants.