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FringeNC
03-07-2007, 01:08 PM
The always classy OJ Simpson is "throwing his hat into the ring" and claiming that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. A videographer who amassed a ton of footage of OJ Simpson says:

"He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father."

Simpson also allegedly told him:

"I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself."

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/oj_simpson_might_be_dannielynn.html

Mr. Laz
03-07-2007, 01:18 PM
he's such a piece of crap .......... somebody needs to put him outa our misery.

Mile High Mania
03-07-2007, 01:21 PM
This is a joke, right?

wutamess
03-07-2007, 01:24 PM
That baby is pure white.
About a snowballs chance in hell.

FringeNC
03-07-2007, 01:25 PM
This is a joke, right?

I don't think so...

and what about "slow moving sperm"? What's that all about? Does he think his sperm stayed in her for weeks, and stabbed it's way through all the other sperm up in there?

KcMizzou
03-07-2007, 01:31 PM
'm not sure if OJ Simpson is even a person anymore. Every time he's in the news he sounds like some sort of evil mythological being. If you asked a group of children if they knew who OJ Simpson was they'd probably tell you he was just a story their parents made up to scare them into behaving. Like the boogyman, only less believable.

LMAO

BucEyedPea
03-07-2007, 02:07 PM
I don't think so...

and what about "slow moving sperm"? What's that all about? Does he think his sperm stayed in her for weeks, and stabbed it's way through all the other sperm up in there?
I understand there is such a thing...they make baby girls.

I always tell men who have only girls that they have slow swimmers!

I don't think they last that long though for OJ and I'm sure he aint' daddy.

Jenson71
03-07-2007, 02:22 PM
I always tell men who have only girls that they have slow swimmers!


Those must be great conversations.

Crush
03-07-2007, 02:31 PM
What a douche bag.

BucEyedPea
03-07-2007, 02:35 PM
Those must be great conversations.
ROFL They just laugh!

Crush
03-07-2007, 02:35 PM
This is a joke, right?


OJ's entire existence is a joke at this point.

HolmeZz
03-07-2007, 02:45 PM
It's more likely Juice killed Anna Nicole than it is that he's Dannielynn's father.

Crush
03-07-2007, 02:48 PM
It's more likely Juice killed Anna Nicole than it is that he's Dannielynn's father.


He didn't do it, but if he did then this is how he would do it...

Eric
03-07-2007, 03:15 PM
Hahaha.

That chick was balling!!!!!!!!!1

F-ing every negro on the KNICKS!!!!

Halfcan
03-07-2007, 05:03 PM
What a douche bag.

yep

Fairplay
03-07-2007, 05:07 PM
Not to defend OJ, but i would need a bit more proof then just someone saying that they have footage of it.

Lets see the proof dude. If so or not OJ the guy is still an a-hole to the 10th power.

Deberg_1990
03-07-2007, 05:59 PM
somebody needs to put him outa our misery.


Alright, ill do it.................................................................................................. ..For a price....

Fairplay
03-07-2007, 06:01 PM
Heh, Ihatehonkeys got booted from this thread. I would assume the planet all together.