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HolmeZz
03-08-2007, 10:49 AM
http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/tom-brady-clearly-missed-some-health-classes-in-high-school-242571.php

Thu March 13 2007
Tom Brady Clearly Missed Some Health Classes In High School

So, it's beginning to seem like Tom Brady has some preternaturally talented swimmers.

A Brazilian website reported yesterday that Tom Brady's girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may be pregnant and, if so, the Pats QB is the father. According to the popular celebrity website Glamurama.com.br , Bundchen would be no more than two months pregnant, but may already have told select friends and family. Brady's agent Don Yee did not return a phone call yesterday, and Bundchen's rep at IMG denied the report. Two weeks ago, Brady's ex-girlfriend actress Bridget Moynahan revealed she's pregnant, and Brady is the father.

You know, at this rate, the entire Patriots offensive line is going to be knocked up by the end of spring practice. Far be it from us to tell a man how to live his life, but, uh, Tom? You know, forget it: When you're a field general like Brady, a natural leader of men, no one will ever ask you to sheath yourself.

Report: Bundchen Pregnant By Brady [Boston.com]

He needs to wrap his rascal two times.

Sure-Oz
03-08-2007, 10:53 AM
Play on Playa play on....man atleast wrap it up idiot.

Mile High Mania
03-08-2007, 10:53 AM
NFL's golden boy ...

siberian khatru
03-08-2007, 10:53 AM
Damn, he's gonna give Shawn Kemp a run for his money.

siberian khatru
03-08-2007, 10:54 AM
Well, now you see what happens when you live the gangsta lifestyle.

HolmeZz
03-08-2007, 10:58 AM
It's always cute when one of your kids is a month or two older than your other kid.

noa
03-08-2007, 10:59 AM
You guys are just jealous

HolmeZz
03-08-2007, 11:03 AM
You guys are just jealous

That he's banging Gisele.

Not that he's got 2 kids coming.

Mile High Mania
03-08-2007, 11:08 AM
So, how differently will the media handle this compared to ... oh, I dunno... let's say it were Michael Vick?

Baconeater
03-08-2007, 11:09 AM
I had to look up "preternaturally". Someone broke out the thesaurus for that one.

BIG_DADDY
03-08-2007, 11:09 AM
He can afford them.

Brock
03-08-2007, 11:10 AM
So, how differently will the media handle this compared to ... oh, I dunno... let's say it were Michael Vick?

If it were Michael Vick, the impregnated broads would be a couple of crack whores.

Ebolapox
03-08-2007, 11:10 AM
brady's new nickname: joe canada

vailpass
03-08-2007, 11:10 AM
So, how differently will the media handle this compared to ... oh, I dunno... let's say it were Michael Vick?

For starters we won't have to worry about the babies coming out infected with the herp.....

Sure-Oz
03-08-2007, 11:10 AM
If it were Michael Vick, the impregnated broads would be a couple of crack whores.
and have herpes.

vailpass
03-08-2007, 11:13 AM
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years....
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenupt
WE WANT PRENUPT!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his.

(with thanks to Kanye West,not that Brady's baby momma's need his money)

Kerberos
03-08-2007, 11:13 AM
If it were Michael Vick, the impregnated broads would be a couple of crack whores.

and have herpes.


...and would have the Welfare system in Atlanta looking for some black guy name Ron Mexico.

Kerberos
03-08-2007, 11:14 AM
Didn't Derrick Thomas have 3 or 4 kids all from different mothers?

BIG_DADDY
03-08-2007, 11:19 AM
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years....
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenupt
WE WANT PRENUPT!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his.

(with thanks to Kanye West,not that Brady's baby momma's need his money)

I'll tell you I like her friend Alassandra better.

vailpass
03-08-2007, 11:51 AM
I'll tell you I like her friend Alassandra better.

Oh **** that's fine. Now I gotta' go home for lunch and take it out on the Mrs.

BIG_DADDY
03-08-2007, 12:00 PM
Oh **** that's fine. Now I gotta' go home for lunch and take it out on the Mrs.

Every time I look at another picture of her my balls tingle. Here is another one of her for ya bro.

Demonpenz
03-08-2007, 12:05 PM
get that bitch out of the way. I want a good look at those marchalls

vailpass
03-08-2007, 12:09 PM
Every time I look at another picture of her my balls tingle. Here is another one of her for ya bro.

Sweet mother of God, something smells like duck butter.

Thig Lyfe
03-08-2007, 12:27 PM
B-b-b-but he's white!

Braincase
03-08-2007, 12:32 PM
Every time I look at another picture of her my balls tingle. Here is another one of her for ya bro.

Tell that bitch to move... I need to see if that's the old tolex covered 4x12.

Cochise
03-08-2007, 12:36 PM
He can afford it, as long as he doesn't marry either of them.

Phobia
03-08-2007, 12:40 PM
I wonder if OJ Simpson will come forward as well.

Scaga
03-08-2007, 12:41 PM
Being a football player, you'd think he'd know to put a helmet on that thing... :rolleyes:

King_Chief_Fan
03-08-2007, 01:24 PM
??? Tell Brady this isn't the NBA.

vailpass
03-08-2007, 01:41 PM
??? Tell Brady this isn't the NBA.
ROFL

Mile High Mania
03-08-2007, 03:21 PM
The guy is probably lucky that there are only 2 "fun babies" that he knows about.

BucEyedPea
03-08-2007, 04:59 PM
I wouldn't mind havin' one by Tom.
The child support would be generous for two to live on. :)

crazycoffey
03-08-2007, 07:39 PM
I wouldn't mind havin' one by Tom.
The child support would be generous for two to live on. :)




women, you are all a bunch of money grubbing sluts....



:p

Der Flöprer
03-08-2007, 07:41 PM
He can afford them.



Tell that to Bobby Brown.

Joie
03-08-2007, 08:53 PM
women, you are all a bunch of money grubbing sluts....



:p
Clearly I'm not very good at it.

Baconeater
03-08-2007, 09:01 PM
Clearly I'm not very good at it.
At which part? The money-grubbing, or the slut?

crazycoffey
03-08-2007, 09:02 PM
Clearly I'm not very good at it.



not what acie says.....

Joie
03-08-2007, 09:03 PM
At which part? The money-grubbing, or the slut?
The money grubbing :p

Joie
03-08-2007, 09:04 PM
not what acie says.....
Our bank account says otherwise.

Rausch
03-08-2007, 11:52 PM
Not only could I knock up more of his women than he has but odds are I could get it done in record time...