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BigRedChief
03-09-2007, 08:42 AM
This is so sad on so many levels. Now I feel sorry for her...:shake:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html

BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.
She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.
Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.
The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.
Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.
The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"
"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.
The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.

Dicky McElephant
03-09-2007, 08:44 AM
I think it's time to put her out of her misery. I knew pop music was made by the Devil!

Ari Chi3fs
03-09-2007, 08:45 AM
OOOOOOOOOooooooo kay.

Saulbadguy
03-09-2007, 08:47 AM
Yep. I'd still hit it.

Mile High Mania
03-09-2007, 08:47 AM
There's likely a reason this isn't on Yahoo.com or any other US site...

JBucc
03-09-2007, 08:48 AM
LMAO I'm not a girl.........not yet a demon

Simplex3
03-09-2007, 08:48 AM
ROFL

Hey society: keep worshiping at the Alter of Celebrity. They're all happy because they're rich and famous. You can tell by how well adjusted they are.

ROFL

BigRedChief
03-09-2007, 08:48 AM
I think it's time to put her out of her misery. I knew pop music was made by the Devil!
It's rock and roll thats the devils music.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41610000/gif/_41610904_devils_music_203152.gif

BigRedChief
03-09-2007, 08:49 AM
There's likely a reason this isn't on Yahoo.com or any other US site...
Hey, I just provide the links not research the truth. BTW, I found the link in a Foxsports article.

gblowfish
03-09-2007, 09:08 AM
This just makes me want her more.

Rooster
03-09-2007, 09:11 AM
Does this mean she will do porn now?

BigRedChief
03-09-2007, 09:15 AM
Does this mean she will do porn now?
Now thats something I would download.

InChiefsHell
03-09-2007, 09:15 AM
This is just sad. Seriously, I do feel pity for her. What a waste of a human being with talent and beauty.

...I bet she's bi-polar or some crap like that, and it has never been diagnosed.

Kerberos
03-09-2007, 09:17 AM
Does this mean she will do porn now?


We can only HOPE so! :evil:





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Bob Dole
03-09-2007, 09:18 AM
Seems like Bob Dole read yesterday that this was fictional.

The Rick
03-09-2007, 09:19 AM
"Listen hear, Bobby Boucher...dat dar Miss Britt-nay Spears....she's da debbil!"

HemiEd
03-09-2007, 09:19 AM
She is such an attention whore and drama queen.

Bob Dole
03-09-2007, 09:21 AM
Here's the link. The photo is worth the visit.

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1990

BigRedChief
03-09-2007, 09:27 AM
Here's the link. The photo is worth the visit.

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1990
Lazy damn mods.
http://64.111.216.18/ul/1990-bs77.jpg

BigRedChief
03-09-2007, 09:28 AM
Seems like Bob Dole read yesterday that this was fictional.
So since when has the truth got in the way of the Planet's having fun at the expense of another?

crazycoffey
03-09-2007, 09:30 AM
Did she use a template? Those sixes are perfect!

Another shinning example that money is not everything, not the base for true happiness.





believer count down 3......2.....1.....

Jenson71
03-09-2007, 09:31 AM
The battle for humanity between Britney and Tom Cruise has begun.

Bob Dole
03-09-2007, 09:34 AM
So since when has the truth got in the way of the Planet's having fun at the expense of another?

Bob Dole isn't sure what came over Bob Dole.

John Popper is a crazed survivalist!

Baby Lee
03-09-2007, 09:36 AM
Did she use a template? Those sixes are perfect!

Another shinning example that money is not everything, not the base for true happiness.





believer count down 3......2.....1.....
Not to mention it's the exact same picture from weeks ago outside Federloin's house.

Braincase
03-09-2007, 09:37 AM
Yep. I'd still hit it.

I think it'd hit you back.

Frazod
03-09-2007, 09:41 AM
Real nice facility - they're probably charging her $100,000 a day yet they can't keep shit like this out of the press. :shake:

Mr. Laz
03-09-2007, 09:45 AM
Real nice facility - they're probably charging her $100,000 a day yet they can't keep shit like this out of the press. :shake:
it's fake ..... picture is a photoshop(not a good one either)


i imagine she is depressed but this story is tabloid fodder like "An Alien fathered my baby" etc

Fish
03-09-2007, 09:49 AM
We should probably run a stake dipped on holy water through Britneys heart just in case. If she’s the devil, she’ll scream in pain and then transform into her true shape. If not, hey, no harm done.


Excellent suggestion for the website....

StcChief
03-09-2007, 09:50 AM
it's fake ..... picture is a photoshop(not a good one either)


i imagine she is depressed but this story is tabloid fodder like "An Alien fathered my baby" etc
heard on the internet an 'Alien fathered her baby not KFed.'
:p

Archie F. Swin
03-09-2007, 09:55 AM
human being with talent

umm...

rad
03-09-2007, 10:29 AM
Can she play RT?

CosmicPal
03-09-2007, 10:55 AM
I hear Black Sabbath is getting back together. Maybe they could use a female lead?

Bowser
03-09-2007, 11:04 AM
Maybe she will do a guest appearance on the next Slayer album.

FAX
03-09-2007, 01:04 PM
LMAO I'm not a girl.........not yet a demon

ROFL

FAX

Halfcan
03-09-2007, 01:08 PM
Does this mean she will do porn now?

The Devil in Britney part one-in the land of gang bangs.

BigRedChief
03-09-2007, 01:59 PM
The Devil in Britney part one-in the land of gang bangs.
Or better yet have an auction and the highest bidder gets to pork Brittany?

StcChief
03-09-2007, 02:02 PM
Or better yet have an auction and the highest bidder gets to pork Brittany?

NFW Not even with your d1ck :p

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-09-2007, 02:02 PM
Even if this were true I don't know how anybody could be surprised. She already told us all the she's not that innocent.

Halfcan
03-09-2007, 02:03 PM
I didn't know Britney liked Iron Maiden?

Up the Irons mate!!

BigRedChief
03-09-2007, 02:49 PM
NFW Not even with your d1ck :p
Well I'm certintly not loaning it out to get used on Brittany anyway. :harumph:

ck_IN
03-09-2007, 03:01 PM
Time for the antifreeze.

elvomito
03-09-2007, 03:02 PM
someone made a terrible site

www . watch britney spears . com


but do not go there, it is not nice. it is very NSFW and will likely scar your eyes for life... with the exception of a few here :)

seriously. pray(to God) for britney

Direckshun
03-09-2007, 03:14 PM
Well, I wasn't expecting tranny sex.

That was fun.

Duck Dog
03-09-2007, 04:00 PM
From the sounds of this crowd, you'd think it was unacceptable to scrawl 666 into your forehead.

ROYC75
03-09-2007, 04:02 PM
http://64.111.216.18/ul/1990-bs77.jpg

Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you

Thig Lyfe
03-09-2007, 04:37 PM
I read about this over a week ago.

Joie
03-09-2007, 05:22 PM
I didn't know Britney liked Iron Maiden?

Up the Irons mate!!
6-6-6 is The Number of the Beast......



Song started going through my head as soon as I clicked on this thread.

88TG88
03-09-2007, 05:30 PM
My friend did the exact same thing after many whiskey shots, beers, and some good pot.