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blueballs
04-01-2007, 10:59 AM
I'm
First PBJ Down PBJ Samie

blueballs
04-01-2007, 11:09 AM
It is also national bachelor day
Palm Sunday
send a tissue card

blueballs
04-01-2007, 11:26 AM
Mary Schottenheimer
won the power ball jackpot

blueballs
04-01-2007, 12:28 PM
strange but true:
when I need to go poop
the soles of my feet tingle

SNR
04-01-2007, 12:39 PM
I didn't have sex with your mom last night.

April Fools!

morphius
04-01-2007, 01:20 PM
http://www.theregister.com/2007/04/01/apple_google_mobile/

StcChief
04-01-2007, 01:26 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070329/od_afp/lifestyleaprilfoolmediaholidayoffbeat
-- In 1992, US National Public Radio announced that
Richard Nixon was running for president again. His new campaign slogan was, "I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again." They even had clips of Nixon announcing his candidacy. Listeners flooded the show with calls expressing their outrage. Nixon's voice actually turned out to be that of impersonator Rich Little.

big nasty kcnut
04-01-2007, 01:40 PM
You know i once killed a man with my mind.

morphius
04-01-2007, 01:44 PM
You know i once killed a man with my mind.

luckily WoW now has a way of stopping you...

Introducing the Tin Foil Hat
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/index.xml

Count Alex's Losses
04-01-2007, 01:49 PM
This is funny:

http://www.tattooyourtoddler.com/

Count Alex's Losses
04-01-2007, 01:49 PM
Haha!

http://customsoftwareconsult.com/extensions/uberware/uberware.html

Überware Trio 1.0 AF
The Ültimate Firefox extension. Brings together three of the newest, finest, leading edge technologies available today. No third party applications required. Everything is built into the extension.

* Super-fast Internet connection. Üsing newly developed open source Blacktooth™ acceleration protocol technology, this extension will turn any dial-up Internet connection into T3 274760 kbps +/- 50 ppm broadband. No additional hardware needed!
* Ültra file compression. Decrease file size by up to 100%. Works on any file type. Extremely fast Lösch-Taste iterative mega-compression technique developed by Dr. Lustig Spassvogel at the University of Heidelberg. (Keyboard shortcut: "Delete" key)
* Ültimate virus protection. McNorton™ anit-virus tool takes state-of-the-art malicious software detection to a whole new level. Viruses are not merely removed, but mutated into an entirely new anti-virus that instantly cures any computer that it comes in contact with. McNorton actually tinkers with the virus's DNA rendering it a super anti-virus that instantly inoculates a computer against any virus (both known and unknown) for a lifetime.

Count Alex's Losses
04-01-2007, 01:54 PM
Oh yeah! Man this is awesome!

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/2618/untitled2zf2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Count Alex's Losses
04-01-2007, 01:59 PM
Oh shit! McDonalds and M$ are merging!

http://www.mcsoftinc.com/

Uncle_Ted
04-01-2007, 02:14 PM
Google offers free TiSP -- toilet-based free WiFi service.

http://www.google.com/tisp/

http://www.google.com/tisp/images/tisp_diagram.gif

blueballs
04-01-2007, 02:20 PM
I didn't have sex with your mom last night.

April Fools!

your jelly in my mom's peanut butter?
tell me more about the bread

blueballs
04-01-2007, 02:24 PM
Go Chiefs and Skip Towne
are reincarnations of
King Henry the 8ths mastiffs

Skip Towne
04-01-2007, 05:44 PM
Go Chiefs and Skip Towne
are reincarnations of
King Henry the 8ths mastiffs
And you are a reincarnation of a day old dog turd.

The Red Sea
04-01-2007, 05:50 PM
You want to talk about april fools jokes today?
Well I'll tell you what my wife played on me a mere hour ago as she was getting dinner around.

I was on the 2nd floor of my house playing with my sons when she Screamed out loud for help(sounding rather serious)
I bolted down the stairs to run into the kitchen with her in tears hovered over the kitchen sink with her hand wrapped & drenched in what I thought was blood.
A cutting board & knife right next to the sink with again what I thought was blood all over.

In tears shes convincingly telling me it hurts it hurts..

I grab the phone call the neighbor to come for the kids I toss some clothes on begin slipping on the shoes to take her to the ER....when she screams...APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!

Blood was food coloring...I told her well done on the fake tears...damn it!

Grrrrrrrrr ......... I was kind of pissed for a short time but I've gotten thru it.

I felt she took it a TAD far with the kids being there & all...but I think I was mostly mad that I bought it hook line & sinker!!!

She said she'd calm my nerves once the kids go to sleep so all is well now!

=P

blueballs
04-01-2007, 07:13 PM
Quote:
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Originally Posted by blueballs
Go Chiefs and Skip Towne
are reincarnations of
King Henry the 8ths mastiffs
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And you are a reincarnation of a day old dog turd.

you have repressed memories of running down
stags with gochiefs panting at your side
then a after mauling dry hump

Skip Towne
04-01-2007, 07:37 PM
Quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally Posted by blueballs
Go Chiefs and Skip Towne
are reincarnations of
King Henry the 8ths mastiffs
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------




you have repressed memories of running down
stags with gochiefs panting at your side
then a after mauling dry hump
You know it is a slow day when you find yourself trading insults with Blueballs.

"Bob" Dobbs
04-01-2007, 07:55 PM
She said she'd calm my nerves once the kids go to sleep so all is well now!

=P

And therein lies the REAL April Fool's joke on you. :)

BigRedChief
04-02-2007, 07:57 AM
I told my son that his High School burned down and he would have to go to a different school.

His 2nd thought was.....I wonder if my gym clothes burned up.

Rooster
03-31-2008, 09:54 AM
BUMP!!!!

Does anyone have something set up for tomorrow? Any pranksters out there? :evil:

Mr. Plow
03-31-2008, 10:34 AM
I'm telling my wife I'm leaving her. I'm going to go so far as to file the divorce papers and custody agreement. Then, I'm going to empty all the bank accounts and disappear. I'll show up in a week and say "April Fools".

It's gonna be a good time.

boogblaster
03-31-2008, 10:48 AM
"Ole-Growler" promised sexual favors ... That would be a cold-day .....

Rooster
03-31-2008, 10:50 AM
I'm telling my wife I'm leaving her. I'm going to go so far as to file the divorce papers and custody agreement. Then, I'm going to empty all the bank accounts and disappear. I'll show up in a week and say "April Fools".

It's gonna be a good time.

ROFLROFL You really go all out with your jokes. :D

blueballs
03-31-2008, 11:20 AM
Justin Medlock...The St. Louis Rams have given former UCLA and Chiefs K Justin Medlock permission to seek a trade.

The Chiefs are offering Greg Wesley straight up

Mr. Plow
03-31-2008, 11:31 AM
ROFLROFL You really go all out with your jokes. :D


You gotta believe it to sell it.

Mr. Plow
04-01-2008, 11:24 AM
Played a good one on a friend of mine.

Sent him a text that said "I just won 4 tickets & hotel to the Final Four! Mrs. Plow & I are going, are you interested?"

He called me and said "Wow! Are you serious? That's freakin' sweet. Hell ya I wanna go. It's been a dream of mine to a Final Four when KU was playing!"

I proceeded to tell him that I won the tickets through a radio call in show. He asked me what question I had to answer - I wasn't prepared for this question - I said just a question about KU & the Final Four.

He proceeded to get off the phone and make babysitting arrangements for the weekend, called his girlfriend to invite her along with us, and started making plans on when to leave.

I just sent him another text "Happy April Fools Day!"

POND_OF_RED
04-01-2008, 11:33 AM
Ricky Williams has been clean for over a year now.

morphius
04-01-2008, 03:08 PM
Okay, I haven't found many today:
http://www.thinkgeek.com
http://www.youtube.com (Click on any featured video)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/01/npenguin101.xml

KCChiefsMan
04-01-2008, 05:27 PM
Okay, I haven't found many today:
http://www.thinkgeek.com
http://www.youtube.com (Click on any featured video)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/01/npenguin101.xml

whats the joke in the thinkgeek site? all I see is crap for sale.

But flying penguins...NOOO!!!!

acesn8s
04-01-2008, 06:36 PM
You want to talk about april fools jokes today?
Well I'll tell you what my wife played on me a mere hour ago as she was getting dinner around.

I was on the 2nd floor of my house playing with my sons when she Screamed out loud for help(sounding rather serious)
I bolted down the stairs to run into the kitchen with her in tears hovered over the kitchen sink with her hand wrapped & drenched in what I thought was blood.
A cutting board & knife right next to the sink with again what I thought was blood all over.

In tears shes convincingly telling me it hurts it hurts..

I grab the phone call the neighbor to come for the kids I toss some clothes on begin slipping on the shoes to take her to the ER....when she screams...APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!

Blood was food coloring...I told her well done on the fake tears...damn it!

Grrrrrrrrr ......... I was kind of pissed for a short time but I've gotten thru it.

I felt she took it a TAD far with the kids being there & all...but I think I was mostly mad that I bought it hook line & sinker!!!

She said she'd calm my nerves once the kids go to sleep so all is well now!

=P
I see another April Fools joke heading your way.

morphius
04-01-2008, 08:52 PM
whats the joke in the thinkgeek site? all I see is crap for sale.

But flying penguins...NOOO!!!!
Seriosly? You think the pii pii is a real game? Come on Betamax to HD-DVD Converter, obsolete tech to obsolete tech converter? PC EZ-Bake Oven, The George Foreman USB iGrill, The Shrinter, Spazztroids - Caffeinated Cereal, p-Teq - USB Pregnancy Test Kit, USB Desktop Tanning Center, ZapCam - YouTube Tazer?

morphius
04-01-2008, 09:07 PM
Here is another one...

http://www.indianamotogp.com/