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Halfcan
04-01-2007, 07:13 PM
A friend of mine's Ex Husband lost his custody battle in court because he supposedly ****ed a chicken.

So is this illegal- and if not, should he have lost his kids??

Oh and the chicken was a store-bought whole chicken ready to cook.

luv
04-01-2007, 07:14 PM
Where do you get this stuff?

Deberg_1990
04-01-2007, 07:14 PM
You just couldnt resist the April Fools urge could you??

Halfcan
04-01-2007, 07:16 PM
I wish it was an April Fools joke-but it is for real-and evidently it happened more than once.

Fairplay
04-01-2007, 07:16 PM
Legally if you have sex with an animal it is illegal.

No where in the law is it illegal to have sex with a dead animal.
This is an oversight.

He has rights. Have this taken back to court.

Halfcan
04-01-2007, 07:17 PM
He also ****ed a watermellon.

It all came out in court.

Halfcan
04-01-2007, 07:19 PM
Legally if you have sex with an animal it is illegal.

No where in the law is it illegal to have sex with a dead animal.
This is an oversight.

He has rights. Have this taken back to court.

So if it is dead then it is legal-that seems worse than a live chicken-at least the bird would have a clucking chance to get away- :)

Fairplay
04-01-2007, 07:19 PM
If you bake a canalope in the oven at 250 degrees for 30 minutes.

Then cut a hole in it at f**k it.

It feels just like a women.

luv
04-01-2007, 07:20 PM
And I just had chicken and rice for dinner.

Fairplay
04-01-2007, 07:20 PM
So if it is dead then it is legal-that seems worse than a live chicken-at least the bird would have a clucking chance to get away- :)



There is always a loop hole.

Halfcan
04-01-2007, 07:21 PM
Where do you get this stuff?

It is all true-I laughed my ass off. Evidently the guy is a porn addict and she caught him screwing a bag with baby oil in it-stuffed between the matress and the box springs also.

Halfcan
04-01-2007, 07:22 PM
If you bake a canalope in the oven at 250 degrees for 30 minutes.

Then cut a hole in it at f**k it.

It feels just like a women.

ROFL I will take your word on that. The watermellon seemed odd, but this takes the pie I mean cake.

blueballs
04-01-2007, 07:23 PM
Chickens are gutted
he is either hung like a horse
or winged it

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-01-2007, 07:23 PM
and some say we aren't influenced by movies...

Fairplay
04-01-2007, 07:24 PM
Actually this wierd old man told me that several years ago. (the canalope)

I about flipped out when he told me.

He was crazy, i wouldn't put anything past him.

Halfcan
04-01-2007, 07:29 PM
Actually this wierd old man told me that several years ago. (the canalope)

I about flipped out when he told me.

He was crazy, i wouldn't put anything past him.

Um okay-so it was some weird old man that just happened to tell you?? :hmmm: :)

Halfcan
04-01-2007, 07:29 PM
I bet there are a few Chicken Fuggers on here?

Halfcan
04-01-2007, 07:30 PM
and some say we aren't influenced by movies...

Pie extra cream please.

blueballs
04-01-2007, 07:31 PM
I bet there are a few Chicken Fuggers on here?

only KFC
nice biscuts

Fairplay
04-01-2007, 07:31 PM
Um okay-so it was some weird old man that just happened to tell you?? :hmmm: :)


He would say stuff like that to everyone.

You would hear all kinds of stuff that came out of his mouth from different people.

You never knew what to believe after a while, 'cept he was crazy.

Bill Parcells
04-01-2007, 07:32 PM
Where do you get this stuff?
LMAO

Halfcan
04-01-2007, 07:34 PM
Maybe this will work for GC- we do have a BarBQ coming up?

Halfcan
04-01-2007, 07:35 PM
He would say stuff like that to everyone.

You would hear all kinds of stuff that came out of his mouth from different people.

You never knew what to believe after a while, 'cept he was crazy.


ROFL Seems that would burn you cock off. I wonder if this was the same guy that got his dick stuck in the pool pump at Worlds of Fun?

Fairplay
04-01-2007, 07:39 PM
Also, i knew this guy who would put a blow up doll (female) strapped in the passenger seat of his car and drive around.

He did it to freak everyone out, and he did.

People would honk at him and laugh, or flip him off and cuss. Whatever. He expected it.

The Red Sea
04-01-2007, 07:47 PM
As I sat & read thru this thread the only thought on my mind was how I'd like to Fug Blueballs Avatar!

Silky smooth & Taste like ...Chicken!..I'm sure of it!

blueballs
04-01-2007, 07:53 PM
As I sat & read thru this thread the only thought on my mind was how I'd like to Fug Blueballs Avatar!

Silky smooth & Taste like ...Chicken!..I'm sure of it!

you want to spank her
with your swinging balls

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-01-2007, 09:08 PM
As I sat & read thru this thread the only thought on my mind was how I'd like to Fug Blueballs Avatar!

Silky smooth & Taste like ...Chicken!..I'm sure of it!
Thanks for the mental image of you pounding your dick into a computer screen.

gblowfish
04-01-2007, 09:23 PM
No biggie. It was a South Park Episode:
http://www.tv.com/south-park/chickenlover/episode/2433/summary.html

Count Alex's Losses
04-01-2007, 09:42 PM
If an egg can fit in there...why can't IIIIIIIIIIII?

Halfcan
04-01-2007, 10:22 PM
If it is not illegal should he lose his kids???

boogblaster
04-01-2007, 10:56 PM
Hope none of his kids looks like a chicken .....

CoMoChief
04-01-2007, 10:58 PM
If you bake a canalope in the oven at 250 degrees for 30 minutes.

Then cut a hole in it at f**k it.

It feels just like a women.
ROFL

stlchiefs
04-01-2007, 11:00 PM
I may have fugged a stuffed turkey, but a chicken? That' just wrong. What a sick bastard.

Halfcan
04-02-2007, 12:31 AM
I may have fugged a stuffed turkey, but a chicken? That' just wrong. What a sick bastard.

Now thats funny! plus you have a pic of watermelon-lol

Rausch
04-02-2007, 12:36 AM
A friend of mine's Ex Husband lost his custody battle in court because he supposedly ****ed a chicken.

So is this illegal- and if not, should he have lost his kids??

Oh and the chicken was a store-bought whole chicken ready to cook.

No shock or awe here...

Halfcan
04-02-2007, 12:42 AM
No shock or awe here...

Chicken ****ing- the new Meth.

Wear a condom if you don't want bird flu-lol

SPchief
04-02-2007, 12:43 AM
If it is not illegal should he lose his kids???


I'm guessing ****ing a dead chicken, albiet legal, may be disruptive in the childs devlopement. Not to mention the addiction to porn.

Halfcan
04-02-2007, 12:46 AM
I'm guessing ****ing a dead chicken, albiet legal, may be disruptive in the childs devlopement. Not to mention the addiction to porn.

The addiction was not proven in court, but he had a closet full to the top of porn mags and video's and she caught him on all fours in the bathroom with a hustler.

Rausch
04-02-2007, 12:47 AM
I'm guessing ****ing a dead chicken, albiet legal, may be disruptive in the childs devlopement. Not to mention the addiction to porn.

I'm guessing that if you think having sex with dinner is a good idea any judge around will feel your kids have better places to be than your house...

SPchief
04-02-2007, 12:51 AM
The addiction was not proven in court, but he had a closet full to the top of porn mags and video's and she caught him on all fours in the bathroom with a hustler.


I'm thinking the court made the right decision.

SPchief
04-02-2007, 12:51 AM
I'm guessing that if you think having sex with dinner is a good idea any judge around will feel your kids have better places to be than your house...


I'm guessing you're right.

Ari Chi3fs
04-02-2007, 01:00 AM
It is all true-I laughed my ass off. Evidently the guy is a porn addict and she caught him screwing a bag with baby oil in it-stuffed between the matress and the box springs also.


I invented that when I was 13. I had two foam mattresses... pure awesomeness, especially with heated baby oil.

Oh wait, did I just say that outloud? Damn you Intraweb!!!

:cuss:

Rausch
04-02-2007, 01:28 AM
I'm guessing you're right.

Truly a sign we both have no clout.

Otherwise Missouri and Deutchland would have an alcohol free trade agreement by now.

Which honestly, that's the kind of free trade we need...

el borracho
04-02-2007, 07:27 AM
I guess he had run out of clean socks. :shrug:

Ari Chi3fs
04-02-2007, 07:47 AM
We're have Chicken for dinner tonight? Well, Ma... I had it last night. OOOOOoooh!

http://casinotravelnews.com/Andrew_Dice_Clay_sm02.jpg

Cochise
04-02-2007, 08:16 AM
I'm not sure that a guy who fornicates with raw chickens, watermelons, and plastic bags doesn't have some other issue that kids would be better off not around.

KCChiefsMan
04-02-2007, 05:04 PM
Legally if you have sex with an animal it is illegal.

No where in the law is it illegal to have sex with a dead animal.
This is an oversight.

He has rights. Have this taken back to court.

I'm not even going ask why you are knowledgeable of this

Mecca
04-02-2007, 05:13 PM
The addiction was not proven in court, but he had a closet full to the top of porn mags and video's and she caught him on all fours in the bathroom with a hustler.

Most women I know don't have an issue with watching porn....apparently some people still do.

Fairplay
04-02-2007, 05:13 PM
I'm not even going ask why you are knowledgeable of this


Heh, i just said that. I have no idea actually.

It was april fools day when i posted that, anything goes.

Halfcan
04-02-2007, 05:34 PM
Most women I know don't have an issue with watching porn....apparently some people still do.

If you are with the right girl you don't need porn.

Halfcan
04-02-2007, 05:35 PM
I'm not even going ask why you are knowledgeable of this

Some crazy old man that fugs watermelons told him- :)

grandllama
04-02-2007, 07:14 PM
I'm not even going ask why you are knowledgeable of this

Because it was a legitimate court case a few months ago... I'm not going to bother finding the link, but it happened.

grandllama
04-02-2007, 07:14 PM
I'm guessing that if you think having sex with dinner is a good idea any judge around will feel your kids have better places to be than your house...


Play the Shark Song!

(poor kid)

ChiefFripp
04-02-2007, 07:20 PM
It is kind of strange that we can kill animals and do whatever we want with their meat, but we can't have sex with them. Where is the reasoning behind that? Just another reason to convert to Islam.



*Islamist can f*ck the hell out of their livestock as long as they don't sell the meat within their own village.

grandllama
04-02-2007, 07:22 PM
It is kind of strange that we can kill animals and do whatever we want with their meat, but we can't have sex with them. Where is the reasoning behind that? Just another reason to convert to Islam.



*Islamist can f*ck the hell out of their livestock as long as they don't sell the meat within their own village.

I find it very disturbing that you know that about their religion.









Carry on.

listopencil
04-02-2007, 10:42 PM
*Islamist can f*ck the hell out of their livestock as long as they don't sell the meat within their own village.


WTF? Why would you know something like that?

ChiefFan31
04-03-2007, 03:04 AM
WTF? Why would you know something like that?

I remember reading an article a couple of months back in regards to some islamic freak shows.

They felt that goats should have their privates covered (goes along the lines of having their woman fully covered).

My thought is why would you look at a goats privates and think sexual thoughts in the first place. Sick bastages.

wilas101
04-03-2007, 08:38 AM
I have an mp3 that fits this thread very nicely. Would someone be kind enough to host it if I send it to you?

RJ
04-03-2007, 11:33 AM
Technically, I'd say the guy is a food fugger, not a chicken fugger.