Was the Royals' Opening Day win better than sex?

[Sam Hall]

Someone told me that it was.

[Mecca]

That person must have a very dull personal life....

[milkman]

I feel sorry for the poor bastard that told you that.

[Silock]

Only if you had some bad sex where your penis fell off.

[Skip Towne]

It will last about as long too.

[Coach]

I feel sorry for the poor bastard that told you that.

I don't. That poor bastard is probably GoChiefs. :D

[milkman]

I don't. That poor bastard is probably GoChiefs. :D

GoVirgin is a Ranger fan, and he couldn't support that claim since he's never had sex.