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TinyEvel
04-03-2007, 02:54 PM
This is a REAL, NON-RETOUCHED photo.

I opened my frozen Freschetta thin crust pizza and this is how the pepperoni were arranged.
I was so shocked to see what may appear to be the image of JC himself looking up at me, I snapped this pic immediately.

This is honestly how the toppings were arranged when I took it out of the box.

TinyEvel
04-03-2007, 02:55 PM
Lo and Behold!

elvomito
04-03-2007, 02:59 PM
dude you better not cook that, it would be blasphemous. immediately freeze that while we explore marketing options. for a measly 20% i will help you use ebay to spread the miracle

chasedude
04-03-2007, 02:59 PM
You been smoking some of that wacky-tabbacky?

Phobia
04-03-2007, 03:00 PM
I'll give you $3.95 for that pizza. Since, you know Jesus is on it.

VonneMarie
04-03-2007, 03:01 PM
Lo and Behold!
LMAO

Pitt Gorilla
04-03-2007, 03:01 PM
Just another attempt to make $$$ of those who want to disprove Christianity.

TinyEvel
04-03-2007, 03:08 PM
Umm, on second observation. The plot thickens. It might be my own face on the pizza. This is getting weird.





:shrug:

Bugeater
04-03-2007, 03:17 PM
Umm, on second observation. The plot thickens. It might be my own face on the pizza. This is getting weird.





:shrug:
HOLY CRAP! YOU'RE JESUS!

Pitt Gorilla
04-03-2007, 03:20 PM
It must be Easter, another attack on Christianity. This stuff is like clockwork. Wonder what they'll drudge up next year...

Frazod
04-03-2007, 03:23 PM
HOLY CRAP! YOU'RE JESUS!

Tiny Evel is coming. Look busy. :)

Short Leash Hootie
04-03-2007, 03:23 PM
this was pretty funny

Silock
04-03-2007, 03:25 PM
The resemblance is uncanny!

Tactical Funky
04-03-2007, 03:27 PM
Some people in this thread need to buy a sense of humor... :p

I laughed. :)

JBucc
04-03-2007, 03:27 PM
That thing should be put in a museum, right next to the shroud of turin and that dog's ass.

listopencil
04-03-2007, 03:28 PM
Step away from the pizza and slowly back away. Do as I say. I'm an ordained minister.

Fish
04-03-2007, 03:30 PM
Whatever dude..... he's busy in KC burning down trailers so he can save people.....





Family Says Higher Power Helped Them Escape Fire

April 3, 2007 02:29 PM

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Investigators said a bolt of lightning was been behind the fire that caused $60,000 damage at a Northland mobile home.

Family members said that a higher power helped them escape.

Robbie Lampkin said the crash sounded like an atomic bomb, or the return of Jesus.

She said the bolt jolted her out of bed just before 6:30 a.m. Tuesday morning.

Lampkin said the lightning caused a power surge catching their computer on fire. Smoke and flames soon started filling the house.

She quickly woke up her husband and the seven children that were asleep, but she said she forgot one that was sleeping in the living room.

She ran back inside and was able to get her out without incident.

All family members were able to escape without injury.

The Red Cross came out after the fire was out to help the family.

Neighbors also came to bring clothes to the children that escaped with just their pajamas on their backs.

Lampkin said she may be able to salvage some clothes from bedrooms inside the home. "I don't think we're salvaging anything else."

The family wants to thank a neighbor who've they've never met who came down to call 911.

When they went to thank her, she wasn't anywhere to be found.

While half their house is lost, Lampkin says the most important things made it out, her family.

"I guess it's almost as good as Jesus coming back."

Praise the LINK (http://www.kctv5.com/Global/story.asp?S=6319155) (with video)

KcMizzou
04-03-2007, 03:40 PM
Robbie Lampkin said the crash sounded like an atomic bomb, or the return of Jesus.

Yeah, I'd imagine those two things sound very similar...

:spock:

JimNasium
04-03-2007, 03:46 PM
Whatever dude..... he's busy in KC burning down trailers so he can save people.....





Praise the LINK (http://www.kctv5.com/Global/story.asp?S=6319155) (with video)
How the hell do you cause $60k worth of damage to a mobile home?

Fish
04-03-2007, 03:49 PM
How the hell do you cause $60k worth of damage to a mobile home?

Meth labs are expensive?

crazycoffey
04-03-2007, 03:49 PM
How the hell do you cause $60k worth of damage to a mobile home?


maybe he meant that much for the whole park.....

TinyEvel
04-03-2007, 03:49 PM
It must be Easter, another attack on Christianity. This stuff is like clockwork. Wonder what they'll drudge up next year...

Dude, this wan't intended to be an attack on Christianity. I saw a friggin' face in the pizza, and figured any time there's a face someone claims it's Jesus. If anything it's a spoof on those people.

I celebrate and respect the miracle of Easter. I softened my opening post to reflect that, since the miracle comment isn't the hinge of this joke anyway.
IT'S A FRIGGIN HAPPY FACE ON A PIZZA.

Dang!

JimNasium
04-03-2007, 03:51 PM
Dude, this wan't intended to be an attack on Christianity. I saw a friggin' face in the pizza, and figured any time there's a face someone claims it's Jesus. If anything it's a spoof on those people.

I celebrate and respect the miracle of Easter. I softened my opening post to reflect that, since the miracle comment isn't the hinge of this joke anyway.
IT'S A FRIGGIN HAPPY FACE ON A PIZZA.

Dang!
I saw Satan.

KcMizzou
04-03-2007, 03:52 PM
Dude, this wan't intended to be an attack on Christianity. I saw a friggin' face in the pizza, and figured any time there's a face someone claims it's Jesus. If anything it's a spoof on those people.

I celebrate and respect the miracle of Easter. I softened my opening post to reflect that, since the miracle comment isn't the hinge of this joke anyway.
IT'S A FRIGGIN HAPPY FACE ON A PIZZA.

Dang!Heathen!

Sully
04-03-2007, 03:53 PM
Why do you hate Jesus?
...wonderful, cheesy, pepperoni topped Jesus?

crazycoffey
04-03-2007, 03:57 PM
Dude, this wan't intended to be an attack on Christianity. I saw a friggin' face in the pizza, and figured any time there's a face someone claims it's Jesus. If anything it's a spoof on those people.

I celebrate and respect the miracle of Easter. I softened my opening post to reflect that, since the miracle comment isn't the hinge of this joke anyway.
IT'S A FRIGGIN HAPPY FACE ON A PIZZA.

Dang!



I'm with ya Tiny, God invented everything (included me) so I know he has a sense of humor......

JimNasium
04-03-2007, 03:57 PM
Why do you hate Jesus?
...wonderful, cheesy, pepperoni topped Jesus?
ROFL

Stewie
04-03-2007, 03:59 PM
Wait... Wait... Wait... This is BS. I know for a fact that it's illegal to sell frozen pizzas in California. All that cheese and meat. They're going to have health care for everyone and can't afford tasty food! This is a HOAX... A HOAX I TELL YA!

Silock
04-03-2007, 04:08 PM
Whatever dude..... he's busy in KC burning down trailers so he can save people.....





Praise the LINK (http://www.kctv5.com/Global/story.asp?S=6319155) (with video)

This line pretty much says it all:


She quickly woke up her husband and the seven children that were asleep, but she said she forgot one that was sleeping in the living room./

pr_capone
04-03-2007, 04:22 PM
You been smoking some of that wacky-tabbacky?
Neg rep for even thinking the word "wacky-tabbacky"

Double neg rep for actually posting it.

:D :D :D

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-03-2007, 04:28 PM
Nice counter tops and wood floors.

DaneMcCloud
04-03-2007, 04:30 PM
Umm, on second observation. The plot thickens. It might be my own face on the pizza. This is getting weird.

That's GOT to be Jesus and not you because the pizza has more hair. :p

TinyEvel
04-03-2007, 04:33 PM
Nice counter tops and wood floors.

Yeah, thanks. And that's just my RV. :p

DaneMcCloud
04-03-2007, 05:32 PM
Just be careful before you heat that baby up. On second glance, it looks more like this guy.

Joie
04-03-2007, 05:35 PM
He probably already ate it. Tummy feel ok? Nothing explosive?

Hydrae
04-03-2007, 05:40 PM
My first thought was this guy:

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/m/marvin2.jpg

stlchiefs
04-03-2007, 06:23 PM
First a chocolate Jesus, now a pizza Jesus and all during holy week. Not to mention Jesus fell off the cross at my church this weekend when the server was carrying the cross out of church. The end is upon us.

KcMizzou
04-03-2007, 06:28 PM
First a chocolate Jesus, now a pizza Jesus and all during holy week. Not to mention Jesus fell off the cross at my church this weekend when the server was carrying the cross out of church. The end is upon us.Clearly.

Hell, the Royals beat the Red Sox 7-1?

stlchiefs
04-03-2007, 06:29 PM
ok, this is getting serious now. I think we need to start a list. I'm going to confession, check back in an hour to see how it's going. :(

SNR
04-03-2007, 06:43 PM
Does this signal the rise of JesusPlanet again?

Bootlegged
04-03-2007, 06:46 PM
Looks like Anna Nicole to me.

Joie
04-03-2007, 06:50 PM
I thought it looked like Britney Spears. Bald, and stoned looking.

TinyEvel
04-03-2007, 06:55 PM
I thought it looked like Britney Spears. Bald, and stoned looking.

Uh, the pizza? or me?

Joie
04-03-2007, 06:57 PM
Uh, the pizza? or me?
You're Britney Spears!? I thought you were Jesus....

Believer
04-03-2007, 07:08 PM
laugh while you can. Soon you'll be spending eternity burning in torment.


im not really kidding. have a nice evening.

Pitt Gorilla
04-03-2007, 07:11 PM
Dude, this wan't intended to be an attack on Christianity. I saw a friggin' face in the pizza, and figured any time there's a face someone claims it's Jesus. If anything it's a spoof on those people.

I celebrate and respect the miracle of Easter. I softened my opening post to reflect that, since the miracle comment isn't the hinge of this joke anyway.
IT'S A FRIGGIN HAPPY FACE ON A PIZZA.

Dang!Dude, these are direct quotes taken from another thread (both of my posts). Evidently, my cross-thread humor didn't translate.

Slick32
04-03-2007, 07:25 PM
Your perception is somewhat skewed by, by, Hell, I don't know what you were smoking when you opened the package.

The picture looks like someone wrapped the pizza in saran wrap, it doesn't look like factory packaging for Freschetta.

What you need to do is produce a picture of Jesus to compare with the pepperoni placement. Otherwise it's just a poor quality check job on the production line.

Silock
04-03-2007, 07:34 PM
Does this signal the rise of JesusPlanet again?

Don't you mean resurrection?

Silock
04-03-2007, 07:35 PM
laugh while you can. Soon you'll be spending eternity burning in torment.


im not really kidding. have a nice evening.


Newsflash: Even Jesus had a sense of humor. Keep that in mind while you strive to be more like him.

elvomito
04-03-2007, 07:41 PM
one second thought, it looks more like a goatse

DaneMcCloud
04-03-2007, 08:56 PM
laugh while you can. Soon you'll be spending eternity burning in torment.


im not really kidding. have a nice evening.

I love this guy! He's so fun to be around and so cheery!

stlchiefs
04-03-2007, 09:50 PM
He's "spreading the good news". Can't you tell?

TinyEvel
04-03-2007, 11:36 PM
I love this guy! He's so fun to be around and so cheery!


Actually, no lie, I burnt the pizza when I baked it.

So, he's partially correct.

Bugeater
04-03-2007, 11:41 PM
Soon you'll be spending eternity burning in torment.
Umm.. we're Chief fans. We already are.

listopencil
04-03-2007, 11:47 PM
laugh while you can. Soon you'll be spending eternity burning in torment.


im not really kidding. have a nice evening.


Will there be pizza in Hell? Because then it wouldn't be so bad. I really like pizza.

crazycoffey
04-03-2007, 11:50 PM
Actually, no lie, I burnt the pizza when I baked it.

So, he's partially correct.


nice....ROFL

Silock
04-04-2007, 01:44 AM
Actually, no lie, I burnt the pizza when I baked it.

So, he's partially correct.

You killed Jesus? You can't kill Jesus, you pig****er!

Believer
04-04-2007, 04:45 AM
wow, talk about guys having no sense of humor.

i mean, it WILL be quite hot where you are going, but I was pouring it on a little extra for effect dont you know.

Saulbadguy
04-04-2007, 06:15 AM
http://nazitetris.ytmnd.com/

DaneMcCloud
04-04-2007, 09:56 AM
wow, talk about guys having no sense of humor.

i mean, it WILL be quite hot where you are going, but I was pouring it on a little extra for effect dont you know.

Are you available for parties or is this an online gig only?

stlchiefs
04-04-2007, 09:59 AM
Actually, no lie, I burnt the pizza when I baked it.

So, he's partially correct.

I hope you realize how much money you wasted eating that pizza. There are casinos that pay good money for relics like that.

Pitt Gorilla
04-04-2007, 10:00 AM
http://nazitetris.ytmnd.com/Brilliant.

Bowser
04-04-2007, 10:24 AM
wow, talk about guys having no sense of humor.

i mean, it WILL be quite hot where you are going, but I was pouring it on a little extra for effect dont you know.

HAL-UH-LEW-YAH!

Joie
04-04-2007, 10:58 AM
wow, talk about guys having no sense of humor.

i mean, it WILL be quite hot where you are going, but I was pouring it on a little extra for effect dont you know.
Well, summer is just around the corner.

Redrum_69
04-04-2007, 11:44 AM
wow, talk about guys having no sense of humor.

i mean, it WILL be quite hot where you are going, but I was pouring it on a little extra for effect dont you know.


i thought believer was banned because he was preaching satanism

DaneMcCloud
04-04-2007, 11:45 AM
Actually, no lie, I burnt the pizza when I baked it.

So, he's partially correct.

Then I was right! It WAS the "Shoe Bomber"! ROFL

Wile_E_Coyote
04-04-2007, 11:50 AM
You have been hoaxed(?) Jesus would not chose a pork product. But then again...he was considered a rebel

chasedude
04-04-2007, 12:11 PM
Ha Ha Ha... I LOVE the Onion!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/christ_getting_in_shape_for_second

Believer
04-04-2007, 06:57 PM
i thought believer was banned because he was preaching satanism

not me, guys get mad at me for saying Jesus Christ is Lord. And when they crack fun at Jesus I just good naturedly remind them how someday they'll burn for eternity in their seperation from God.

I guess it makes some people uncomfortable. they should really lighten up. Maybe they have the few years left before they have to answer for themselves.

then again, if I didnt have Salvation and I knew that according to the Bible I would be in agonizing torment for eternity when I died I'd be a little touchy too.

The good news is that at any moment a person can change their path and be secure in knowing they have an eternal peace awaiting them with God if they just seek it out.

But I know they are much too busy doing more important and "smart" things like drinking, looking at porn, and making hilarious jokes at Jesus expense. ah, the good life.

Joie
04-04-2007, 07:02 PM
not me, guys get mad at me for saying Jesus Christ is Lord. And when they crack fun at Jesus I just good naturedly remind them how someday they'll burn for eternity in their seperation from God.

I guess it makes some people uncomfortable. they should really lighten up. Maybe they have the few years left before they have to answer for themselves.

then again, if I didnt have Salvation and I knew that according to the Bible I would be in agonizing torment for eternity when I died I'd be a little touchy too.

The good news is that at any moment a person can change their path and be secure in knowing they have an eternal peace awaiting them with God if they just seek it out.

But I know they are much too busy doing more important and "smart" things like drinking, looking at porn, and making hilarious jokes at Jesus expense. ah, the good life.
You're going to burn in Hell for preaching at people. All you're doing is making people not want to go to church and get preached at even more. And you know what? When we're all in Hell together not one of us will offer you a drink of water because we're going to remember how annoying you were on Earth.

Believer
04-04-2007, 07:11 PM
You're going to burn in Hell for preaching at people. All you're doing is making people not want to go to church and get preached at even more. And you know what? When we're all in Hell together not one of us will offer you a drink of water because we're going to remember how annoying you were on Earth.

You dont go to Hell for preaching at people, you go to Hell for not accepting Christ as your Savior.

the people that are bothered by the truth so much are bothered because it touches a nerve in them that fears I am correct. If you knew I was wrong you would just ignore it.

Why is it that the most athiestic, non-believing people, when they are on their deathbed, or when a loved one is sick, or when the you know what really hits the fan, almost always call out to God for help?

Its because all of us, deep down, know what the truth is. If we would get over our egos about it and accept what we already know we'd all be blessed.

life is very short. eternity is a lot longer.

If im wrong i'll have a terrific surprise by the numbers in Heaven.

If you are wrong.........well, you better be sure you are right.

Joie
04-04-2007, 07:17 PM
Having an aversion to being preached at constantly doesn't make me an athiest. It makes me a well rounded human being with more interests than just where I will be spending eternity. If I die tonight, I die knowing I have lived. Can you say the same Preacher Boy?

Bill Parcells
04-04-2007, 07:19 PM
Heathen!
LMAO

Believer
04-04-2007, 07:26 PM
Having an aversion to being preached at constantly doesn't make me an athiest. It makes me a well rounded human being with more interests than just where I will be spending eternity. If I die tonight, I die knowing I have lived. Can you say the same Preacher Boy?

first off, "preached at constantly"?

really? 24/7? thats a bit of a hyperbole dontcha think?

second. if you die tonight, you know you have lived. and now you can be seperated from God for a long, painful, tormented eternity. great.

as for me, I have lived as well. I love being alive, and I love the things in my life. And I live it knowing that this is just the beginning, that I dont need to fear death because I have a glorious eternity in store for me with a God that loves me. Its the best, and its vital to share that with people because its THE most important issue and the most important decision any of us will ever make.

I care enough about you that I'll gladly be scorned and ridiculed just to make you think about it.

Im grateful for all the people who ticked me off by saying the truth until I finally woke up.

TinyEvel
04-04-2007, 07:54 PM
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??!!

It was only a pizza with an unusual arrangement of pepperoni.

Let's let it pass.

Speaking onf that. After I ate the burnt pizza, I took a dump the next morning. Amazingly, my turd was in the EXACT formation of an Edelbrock manifold.

Hmmm.....

Bill Parcells
04-04-2007, 07:58 PM
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??!!

It was only a pizza with an unusual arrangement of pepperoni.

Let's let it pass.

Speaking onf that. After I ate the burnt pizza, I took a dump the next morning. Amazingly, my turd was in the EXACT formation of an Edelbrock manifold.

Hmmm.....
You should have washed that pizza down with some stout,it would have left you with a messy tarry bowel movement that would look like an inner tube filled with chocolate linguine.

88TG88
04-04-2007, 08:34 PM
Lo and Behold!
Genious

acesn8s
04-05-2007, 01:27 AM
first off, "preached at constantly"?

really? 24/7? thats a bit of a hyperbole dontcha think?

second. if you die tonight, you know you have lived. and now you can be seperated from God for a long, painful, tormented eternity. great.

as for me, I have lived as well. I love being alive, and I love the things in my life. And I live it knowing that this is just the beginning, that I dont need to fear death because I have a glorious eternity in store for me with a God that loves me. Its the best, and its vital to share that with people because its THE most important issue and the most important decision any of us will ever make.

I care enough about you that I'll gladly be scorned and ridiculed just to make you think about it.

Im grateful for all the people who ticked me off by saying the truth until I finally woke up.I'm just a little curious.

How do you know that joie will be seperated from god? She says that she doesn't like to be preached at. She did NOT say that she didn't believe in Jesus. How can YOU judge her like that? Judge not lest ye be judged. Judge people now and you will be judged with the same eye when you die. Believe it!

Believer
04-05-2007, 04:56 AM
I'm just a little curious.

How do you know that joie will be seperated from god? She says that she doesn't like to be preached at. She did NOT say that she didn't believe in Jesus. How can YOU judge her like that? Judge not lest ye be judged. Judge people now and you will be judged with the same eye when you die. Believe it!

"when we all burn in hell...." kind of makes it obvious. If you you have accepted Christ your sins have been forgiven and you wont be seperated from God. Joie would know that.

besides, a person who has accepted Jesus into their heart would not rebuke the things I say in favor of mocking Jesus.

even people who go to Heaven will be judged for all that they do. Being judged does not indicate condemnation. 2 diferent things. Be discerning when reading your Bible. And Read Romans for what brings us Salvation, faith or deed.