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OctoberFart
04-03-2007, 09:03 PM
Oakland won't finish last in the division. I can't tell you who will finish last but it's about KC's or Dungver's time.

Count Zarth
04-03-2007, 09:04 PM
Are you ready for 10 in a row?

Spott
04-03-2007, 09:04 PM
I don't think the A's will finish last in the division either.

Frazod
04-03-2007, 09:06 PM
Did you just get paroled?

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-03-2007, 09:07 PM
I can't tell you who will finish last but it's about KC's or Dungver's time.

Oh come on, you can tell us.

Sam Hall
04-03-2007, 09:23 PM
Oakland won't finish last in the division. I can't tell you who will finish last but it's about KC's or Dungver's time.

See where you fall on this chart:

SNR
04-03-2007, 09:25 PM
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Mr. Kotter
04-03-2007, 10:37 PM
Oakland won't finish last in the division. I can't tell you who will finish last but it's about KC's or Dungver's time.

Blow me, AutumnWind. :rolleyes:

OctoberFart
04-03-2007, 11:05 PM
Blow me, AutumnWind. :rolleyes:
You sick pickle smoocher. You want another man to suck you off? What did your parents do wrong raising you?

Mr. Kotter
04-03-2007, 11:07 PM
You sick pickle smoocher. You want another man to suck you off? What did your parents do wrong raising you?
Euphemism for "fugg off, asshole"....check dictionary.com, imbecile.

crazycoffey
04-03-2007, 11:08 PM
You sick pickle smoocher. You want another man to suck you off? What did your parents do wrong raising you?


well, you can't blame him for thinking you were a bitch.......

SNR
04-03-2007, 11:13 PM
I'm in the mood for a good laugh, AutumnWind. Tell us all why you think Oakland won't be the laughingstock of the NFL for a 4th consecutive year. Is it your fantastic Oline with busts like Gallery leading the charge? Is it Lamont Jordan's inconsistent running? How about piss poor QB play from whomever the hell you guys rope into starting. What about your new head coach's lack of credentials?

I'll give you guys this... your defense is mediocre. That's a step in the right direction. Now tell us why even with our problems on offense and inconsistent push on the defensive line will give us a worse record than you guys this season.

That's what I thought. Go play with the other retarded kids. This is our four-square court.

big nasty kcnut
04-03-2007, 11:32 PM
Time to serve this guy a bowl of antifreeze.

TinyEvel
04-04-2007, 12:13 AM
Post of the year would be "Oakland Raiders fan arrested for tagging"
Oh, nevermind, that happened already. A HUNDRED TIMES!


Oh yeah.

I sure told you.


I bet you'll be in therapy for years.

That is, if you had health insurance.

OH SNAP! I did it again.


ROFL

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-04-2007, 12:28 AM
Post of the year would be "Oakland Raiders fan arrested for tagging"
Oh, nevermind, that happened already. A HUNDRED TIMES!


Oh yeah.

I sure told you.


I bet you'll be in therapy for years.

That is, if you had health insurance.

OH SNAP! I did it again.


ROFL
Too bad he won't see that because the library closed an hour and a half ago.

listopencil
04-04-2007, 12:28 AM
In the year 2052 we will be replaced by robots who will replace NFL players with monkeys because it just makes too much sense.

bronco610
04-04-2007, 12:31 AM
Make him go live with gochiefs, that will teach him.

crazycoffey
04-04-2007, 12:42 AM
Make him go live with gochiefs, that will teach him.



yeah, it would be all fun and games until they concieve the anti-christ.

bronco610
04-04-2007, 12:49 AM
yeah, it would be all fun and games until they concieve the anti-christ.
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

jlscorpio
04-04-2007, 06:00 AM
I'm still waiting for a Faider fan as cool as Over-head when he's wasted. Ain't gonna happen...

King_Chief_Fan
04-04-2007, 08:20 AM
Make him go live with gochiefs, that will teach him.

A Bronco fan with 16 posts smacking GoChiefs.

It didn't take him long to figure it out.

There is no mystery as to who will finish last in the AFCW.
Al Davis has that team chained to last place. Until he dies we can forget about Oakland doing anything.

StcChief
04-04-2007, 08:39 AM
Chokeland again. maybe 6 wins.

Cochise
04-04-2007, 09:18 AM
After all, Oakland has improved so much this offseason from the talentless trainwreck they were last year.

El Jefe
04-04-2007, 12:59 PM
Oakland is and will still be the worst team in the league.

Sam Hall
04-04-2007, 01:48 PM
Oakland won't finish last in the division. I can't tell you who will finish last but it's about KC's or Dungver's time.

MIAdragon
04-04-2007, 02:15 PM
Oakland would finish last in NFL Europe

HolmeZz
04-04-2007, 02:19 PM
The Raiders are the NFL's comedic relief. You'll never laugh as hard as you will watching them try to play football.

Sully
04-04-2007, 02:22 PM
I'm sure it has happened, but I had never seen a drive, prior to this year's Raiders, that resulted in 3 consecutive sacks. Funniest drive I ever saw.

ROYC75
04-04-2007, 04:59 PM
Oakland won't finish last in the division. I can't tell you who will finish last but it's about KC's or Dungver's time.



ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL



Somebody make it stop, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I CAN'T TAKE IT NOMORE.........

ROYC75
04-04-2007, 05:01 PM
I'm still waiting for a Faider fan as cool as Over-head when he's wasted. Ain't gonna happen...

No kidding ! It's not even draft day and Over-head has been stoned and drunk for 95 days. He's due to come here soon ..............
:)

KcMizzou
04-04-2007, 05:05 PM
In the year 2052 we will be replaced by robots who will replace NFL players with monkeys because it just makes too much sense....

OctoberFart
08-28-2007, 01:56 PM
My prediction looks like a reality now.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-28-2007, 02:03 PM
My prediction looks like a reality now.



LMAO How do you figure? The Raiders are the laughing stock franchise of professional sports. You have the top pick in the draft and can't get him signed, you hire a 29 year old head coach who caught Raideritis and had to be hospitilized during training camp, and you have the worst owner in the history of professional sports. I'm cool with the Chiefs finishing in 3rd place this year in the west. I know we're accomplishing something. What's the Faiders excuse?

chasedude
08-28-2007, 02:03 PM
My prediction looks like a reality now.

You sniffing glue to come up with this reality?

Iowanian
08-28-2007, 02:03 PM
keep saying that Dorothy, and eventually it might come true.


autismwind, Have you ever suffered a massive head wound that caused internal damage to your cerebral cortex?

OctoberFart
08-28-2007, 04:09 PM
Enjoy the bottom of the AFC west queef fans.

Rain Man
08-28-2007, 04:41 PM
Hey, Autumn. If your prediction comes true and we end up in last place, do you think we'll have a high enough draft pick to get Jamarcus Russell?

OctoberFart
08-28-2007, 05:15 PM
Hey, Autumn. If your prediction comes true and we end up in last place, do you think we'll have a high enough draft pick to get Jamarcus Russell?
Maybe but that would make interesting threads here because everyone would have to change their tune on him and he would instantly go from BUST to HOF.

Rain Man
08-28-2007, 05:19 PM
Maybe but that would make interesting threads here because everyone would have to change their tune on him and he would instantly go from BUST to HOF.

Well, sure, but that's because in the right system he could - awww heck, I'm a homer and even I can't stretch reality that far.

Extra Point
08-28-2007, 05:30 PM
Releasing Terrell turns him into the next Kenny Stabler.

Valiant
08-28-2007, 05:33 PM
As long as we beat Oakland twice and split with SD and Denver my season will have achieved its goals I set forth...

dj56dt58
08-28-2007, 05:33 PM
Maybe but that would make interesting threads here because everyone would have to change their tune on him and he would instantly go from BUST to HOF.
When your surrounded by losers, your destined to be a loser and everybody knows theres no bigger group of losers in all of sports than the Raiders

plbrdude
08-28-2007, 05:45 PM
why is this thread titled post of the year? it's about the raiders, that doesn't even cut the mustard for a post of the hour consideration.

Reerun_KC
08-28-2007, 06:28 PM
How about piss poor QB play from whomever the hell you guys rope into starting.


No offense SNR, but with Huard under center we shouldnt be bashing anyones QB's... Ours Backup starter couldnt even remotely sniff a starting spot in this league, except in KC...

MahiMike
08-28-2007, 06:43 PM
Actually, their defense is pretty good, better than the Chiefs. One more year under Herm to bring the offense down to their level and it looks like a coin flip to me...

TEX
08-28-2007, 08:28 PM
Actually, their defense is pretty good, better than the Chiefs. One more year under Herm to bring the offense down to their level and it looks like a coin flip to me...


Sad but true...

StcChief
08-28-2007, 08:33 PM
So post of the year happens in August? Autumnwindy needs to check a calendar

listopencil
11-11-2007, 10:30 PM
I love me some monkey football.

luv
11-12-2007, 01:42 AM
Ironic. Then again, not really.

OctoberFart
12-07-2007, 06:36 PM
My prediction isn't as rediculous as some of you guys thought. Check it out.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/standings

SBK
12-07-2007, 06:39 PM
We've given up 99 fewer points than Denver, and have had 75 more points scored on us than Pittsburgh has?

Denver does have a bad defense, we may be able to put up 13 on them!!!

stumppy
12-07-2007, 06:49 PM
Eh, in the end you're still a raider fan. We Win.

Ari ümlaüt
12-07-2007, 07:25 PM
heh, the Chiefs have a prolific Offense. We have scored 1 point more than Atlanta and 8 points more than San Francisco.

3rd worst Points For in the NFL. Horrible. Good job herm and solari.

OctoberFart
12-30-2007, 06:55 PM
Well looks like I was right. KC loses on tie breakers.

4-2 leading the division with SB aspirations by the homers here and............4-12.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/standings

BigRock
12-30-2007, 07:09 PM
Well looks like I was right. KC loses on tie breakers.

4-2 leading the division with SB aspirations by the homers here and............4-12.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/standings
ESPN hasn't applied the tiebreakers yet. Read what's at the link you posted...

For Division ties:
1. Head-to-head
2. Best PCT in games within division
3. Best PCT in common games

1. Tied
2. Tied
3. KC wins

We're 3rd. You're 4th.

OHHHHH, right into the buckle. That's gotta hurt, Gene.

Chiefspants
12-30-2007, 07:40 PM
My prediction isn't as rediculous as some of you guys thought. Check it out.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/standings

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that link proves the raiders are worse, but hey, even if they are better, 4-12 is an awful lot to brag about isn't it?

Count Zarth
12-30-2007, 07:43 PM
STAY DOWN, AUTUMN BITCH.

OctoberFart
12-30-2007, 07:45 PM
No you dumb asses are applying playoff tiebreaking scenerio's for the wrong tie breaker. Strength of Schedule is used as tie breakers.
TIE-BREAKING PROCEDURE FOR SELECTION MEETING
If two or more clubs are tied in the selection order, the strength-of-schedule tie breaker is applied, subject to the following exceptions for playoff clubs:


1. The Super Bowl winner is last and the Super Bowl loser next-to-last.
2. Any non-Super Bowl playoff club involved in a tie shall be assigned priority within its segment below that of non-playoff clubs and in the order that the playoff clubs exited from the playoffs. Thus, within a tied segment a playoff club that loses in the Wild-Card game will have priority over a playoff club that loses in the Divisional playoff game, which in turn will have priority over a club that loses in the Conference Championship game. If two tied clubs exited the playoffs in the same round, the tie is broken by strength of schedule.


If any ties cannot be broken by strength of schedule, the divisional or conference tie breakers, whichever are applicable, are applied. Any ties that still exist are broken by a coin flip.

Chiefspants
12-30-2007, 07:50 PM
Raiduhs R da bomb 4-12 baby!

The Bad Guy
12-30-2007, 07:50 PM
The Chiefs are last. They are tied with division record, and are one game worse in the conference than the Raiders.

a1na2
12-30-2007, 07:53 PM
Oakland won't finish last in the division. I can't tell you who will finish last but it's about KC's or Dungver's time.

Does it matter? 4-12 and 4-12 seem pretty close to me.

Having a team that sucks is just that, a team that sucks.

Oakland sucks - KC sucks - Denver sucks (just not as bad as KC and Oakland)

Our division, the one that used to put up 3 contenders for the playoffs annually, is now the laughing stock of the league.

I wonder if Shanarat will be giving up after this year?

88TG88
12-30-2007, 07:53 PM
STAY DOWN, AUTUMN BITCH.

Count Zarth
12-30-2007, 07:55 PM
I use my own tie breaker for this situation.

The Raiders have Al Davis, so they automatically lose the tie breaker.