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04-04-2007, 11:44 AM
Poor Easter Bunny!!!
04-04-2007, 11:48 AM
good looking dog
04-04-2007, 11:49 AM
Pretty screwed up rabbit though
04-04-2007, 12:10 PM
WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!@!@
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04-04-2007, 12:13 PM
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A blonde driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"
The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The blonde turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
04-04-2007, 12:55 PM
I hope I don't run into that rabbit's family
If only that was a chocolate lab
04-04-2007, 01:27 PM
That is definetely gonna leave a mark on that little rabbit.
04-04-2007, 01:34 PM
That's a beautiful lab.
04-04-2007, 02:19 PM
good looking dog
I 2nd that. Great looking hound you got there. Labs have the greatest personalities.
04-04-2007, 02:21 PM
I have a chocolate lab. She's a GREAT dog.
04-04-2007, 02:24 PM
im in ur woodz eatin' ur easter bunnyz!1!1!
04-04-2007, 02:26 PM
I have a yellow lab who would chase the bunny, but never catch it...
...but even if she did catch up, she would most likely be afraid of it.
04-04-2007, 02:39 PM
That looks eerily like my dog, though mine tends to like to eat rabbits when they are babies, and it doesn't have the white on the chest...
04-04-2007, 04:11 PM
The Easter Bunny is really POed...and he WILL kick your ASS!
I love You Tube.
04-04-2007, 04:29 PM
Those look like deer ears to me.
04-04-2007, 04:40 PM
Either that was a bloodless rabbit or that dog is relentless with his napkin!
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