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Joie
04-25-2007, 04:41 PM
Doomsday Katie says to make sure your will's in order. There's storms in the area!

|Zach|
04-25-2007, 04:42 PM
But....

I don't want to die. Doesn't that count for anything?

Joie
04-25-2007, 04:43 PM
Then you better watch another channel. If you watch channel 5 your death is imminent.

Garcia Bronco
04-25-2007, 04:44 PM
Who is this Katie and does she object to give head?

Adept Havelock
04-25-2007, 04:46 PM
Great, instead of Jericho another night of Chicken Little. :cuss:

Calcountry
04-25-2007, 04:47 PM
Doomsday Katie says to make sure your will's in order. There's storms in the area!Yes, eventually we will all die. Everyone who has ever posted on the Planet will die some day.

Joie
04-25-2007, 04:50 PM
Who is this Katie and does she object to give head?
Katie Horner, channel 5 in KC.


If she does give head I'm guessing it wouldn't be very good because she likes to freak out. You have a mole on your dick and she'll have you in an ambulance with fifteen people making a diagnosis. But she won't leave your side even for a moment.

journeyscarab
04-25-2007, 04:51 PM
Frank Costello: How's your mother?
Man in Bar: She's on her way out.
Frank Costello: We all are, act accordingly

crazycoffey
04-25-2007, 04:53 PM
I dream of death, it will be boring and slow.
To die like a warrior, I would long to know.

crazycoffey
04-25-2007, 04:53 PM
Katie Horner, channel 5 in KC.


If she does give head I'm guessing it wouldn't be very good because she likes to freak out. You have a mole on your dick and she'll have you in an ambulance with fifteen people making a diagnosis. But she won't leave your side even for a moment.


:LOL:

Holly shiiite, you are freaking funny.

Joie
04-25-2007, 04:54 PM
:LOL:

Holly shiiite, you are freaking funny.
Thank you. :)

Archie F. Swin
04-25-2007, 04:59 PM
Great, instead of Jericho another night of Chicken Little. :cuss:

Chicken Little is actually a pretty good movie!

Coach
04-25-2007, 06:27 PM
Katie Horner, channel 5 in KC.


If she does give head I'm guessing it wouldn't be very good because she likes to freak out. You have a mole on your dick and she'll have you in an ambulance with fifteen people making a diagnosis. But she won't leave your side even for a moment.

That was awesome. LMAO

PinkFloyd
04-25-2007, 06:31 PM
It's not going to jack crap here.... It's already 50 degree's and the wind is out of the north.... It is raining some....

kcfanXIII
04-25-2007, 06:39 PM
the storms this week have been a let down. not that i want a tornado to do the freight train thing, and tear my house up. its just that not only have we been told severe storms are coming, it actually looks like a storm is on our doorstep. it rained some earlier, and i can hear some thunder in the distance, but i'd have a hard time calling it a storm. its been like this for days.

Adept Havelock
04-25-2007, 08:09 PM
Chicken Little is actually a pretty good movie!

The movie is pretty good, but I was referring to TV 5's resident Weatherhen.

Guru
04-25-2007, 08:49 PM
Katie Horner, channel 5 in KC.


If she does give head I'm guessing it wouldn't be very good because she likes to freak out. You have a mole on your dick and she'll have you in an ambulance with fifteen people making a diagnosis. But she won't leave your side even for a moment.

Now kids, you need to stay inside. you probably won't die but make sure your parents are not outside in their car or anything because a freak tornado could just suck them up and kill them. Don't be alarmed.

Joie
04-25-2007, 08:53 PM
Now kids, you need to stay inside. you probably won't die but make sure your parents are not outside in their car or anything because a freak tornado could just suck them up and kill them. Don't be alarmed.
That's only for kids in houses with basements. Kids living in trailers will die also. As well as kids with no basements.

Archie F. Swin
04-25-2007, 09:04 PM
sweeps start tomorrow...so your stations will be milking every dramatic moment out of the weather

Joie
04-25-2007, 09:05 PM
sweeps start tomorrow...so your stations will be milking every dramatic moment out of the weather
That only happens during sweeps? Just how long are sweeps?

Fish
04-25-2007, 09:06 PM
My TW cable is out.... but for some reason my internet works fine....

Please provide updates here on when Katie feels would be an appropriate time to have a mental breakdown and murder my pets....

Something like an updated Katie Panic meter......

Thanks.....

Baconeater
04-25-2007, 09:06 PM
Are we dead yet?

Joie
04-25-2007, 09:12 PM
Are we dead yet?
You're in Gawd Damned Nebraska. You can rely on Bill Randby (the only Omaha weatherman I can recall the name of). So, no, you are not dead yet.

Archie F. Swin
04-25-2007, 09:17 PM
That only happens during sweeps? Just how long are sweeps?
its one 4 week period every quarter

February
May
July
November

Joie
04-25-2007, 09:19 PM
its one 4 week period every quarter

February
May
July
November
Then why does she freak out ALL THE TIME?!

Baconeater
04-25-2007, 09:21 PM
You're in Gawd Damned Nebraska. You can rely on Bill Randby (the only Omaha weatherman I can recall the name of). So, no, you are not dead yet.
I prefer Jim Flowers and his Doppler 6000 hairpiece.
http://media.graytvinc.com/images/jim_flowers.jpg

Archie F. Swin
04-25-2007, 09:24 PM
Then why does she freak out ALL THE TIME?!

is she like a weather chihuahua?

Joie
04-25-2007, 09:25 PM
I prefer Jim Flowers and his Doppler 6000 hairpiece.
http://media.graytvinc.com/images/jim_flowers.jpg
OMG!! He looks exactly like he did when I was a kid!

Joie
04-25-2007, 09:28 PM
is she like a weather chihuahua?Pretty much. She likes to brag that she stayed up over 24 hours to protect us one time when it was raining. She has broken in to programming on perfectly sunny days. Heaven help the person that likes any show on Channel 5 or the cable affiliate.

Sam Hall
04-25-2007, 11:23 PM
It's pointless for me because severe weather always skips Lee's Summit. I'm not afraid of a tornado probably because I've never experienced one.

greg63
04-25-2007, 11:37 PM
Couldn't we just have a near death experience??

Archie F. Swin
04-25-2007, 11:41 PM
It's pointless for me because severe weather always skips Lee's Summit.

tornadoes are aware of your high taxes and feel you're going through enough

Frazod
04-26-2007, 12:12 AM
It's pointless for me because severe weather always skips Lee's Summit. I'm not afraid of a tornado probably because I've never experienced one.

Uh, my uncle's house in Lee's Summit, along with several neighboring homes, was destroyed by a tornado about 15 years ago.

So don't go skipping insurance payments just yet.

Katie
04-26-2007, 06:08 AM
I don't know why, but I'm completely insulted by this thread :rolleyes: !

chagrin
04-26-2007, 07:04 AM
Katie Horner, channel 5 in KC.


If she does give head I'm guessing it wouldn't be very good because she likes to freak out. You have a mole on your dick and she'll have you in an ambulance with fifteen people making a diagnosis. But she won't leave your side even for a moment.

If I had a mole on my unit, I would kill myself