Tornado Warning in Denver?

[DaFace]

First I move here and get hit by a blizzard, and now the tornadoes have followed me too? What's up with that?

Granted, they've just seen a funnel cloud and nothing has touched the ground, but still. :shake:

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
TORNADO WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DENVER CO
620 PM MDT THU APR 26 2007

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN DENVER HAS ISSUED A

* TORNADO WARNING FOR...
WESTERN ADAMS COUNTY IN NORTHEAST COLORADO
NORTHEASTERN DENVER COUNTY IN NORTHEAST COLORADO

* UNTIL 700 PM MDT

* AT 620 PM MDT...THE ADAMS COUNTY SHERIFF REPORTED A FUNNEL CLOUD
OVER DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT...OR ABOUT 18 MILES NORTHEAST
OF DENVER. THIS STORM WAS MOVING SOUTHEAST AT 15 MPH.

* LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO MANILA
VILLAGE...BENNETT...DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT AND NORTHEASTERN
AURORA.

[Skip Towne]

I hope you also brought plague and famine to that city.

[Donger]

We get them here. But, they mostly touch down in Aurora, so it's no big loss.

[tmax63]

Don't seem to get the big mean F-5 muthers very often though, thank God.

[Rain Man]

If it hits and civilization collapses, you won't have a knife.

[DaFace]

If it hits and civilization collapses, you won't have a knife.

I'll just distract any attackers with my vast knowledge of composting collection practices.

[Ultra Peanut]

TIME TO SLAM A TOMATO

[frazod]

Park some double-wides in front of Infesto as bait.