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blueballs
04-26-2007, 11:24 PM
Give him a ball massage. It doesn't even have to lead to sex. When he comes home from a hard day at work. Just gives his balls a 2-5 minute foundling. Just roll them between your fingers. That's all we ask.

A happy man gets his balls massaged.


Thank you

SPchief
04-26-2007, 11:26 PM
LMAO

Chiefs Pantalones
04-26-2007, 11:34 PM
nice thoughts

blueballs
04-26-2007, 11:37 PM
May 1st should be national ball massage day
There could be no better way to ring in May day

luv
04-26-2007, 11:38 PM
There's no way that doesn't lead to sex of some kind.

blueballs
04-26-2007, 11:40 PM
If 2-5 minutes doesn't do the trick
we'll more than happliy close the deal ourselves
but you need to start the ball rolling -so to speak

Rausch
04-26-2007, 11:41 PM
Give him a ball massage. It doesn't even have to lead to sex.

Step the **** off, quit speaking for most the hungry men, and turn it back to the Home and Garden channel Ferdinand.

Grab it like a microphone, throw it down like Christmas candies going stale, and beg for it like new shoes could fall from the sky every time you tonsil-tickle...

Chiefs Pantalones
04-26-2007, 11:42 PM
There's no way that doesn't lead to sex of some kind.

Calm down there you horndog. A simple ball massage doesn't always lead to sex, unless you really get off on massaging said balls.

luv
04-26-2007, 11:44 PM
Step the **** off, quit speaking for most the hungry men, and turn it back to the Home and Garden channel Ferdinand.

Grab it like a microphone, throw it down like Christmas candies going stale, and beg for it like new shoes could fall from the sky every time you tonsil-tickle...
ROFL

blueballs
04-26-2007, 11:46 PM
A ball massage is soooooooooooooo relaxing

luv
04-26-2007, 11:47 PM
A ball massage is soooooooooooooo relaxing
Just rub it out and be done already.

SPchief
04-26-2007, 11:48 PM
It doesn't even have to lead to sex.




Maybe this is why you have blueballs. When a girl is rubbing your balls, take full advantage of it.

blueballs
04-26-2007, 11:49 PM
Just rub it out and be done already.


would to feel nice to come from a hard day at work and have your breasts massaged? Just have them gently kneeded like rye dough ready for the oven.

Chiefs Pantalones
04-26-2007, 11:50 PM
A ball massage is soooooooooooooo relaxing

If you start your own spa, will ball massaging be on the menu?

I know it may be kind of odd to massage someone's balls, but if it's a girl, it would be ok. And they won't have to see the balls, they just have to massage them. Or could that be optional?

luv
04-26-2007, 11:50 PM
Maybe this is why you have blueballs. When a girl is rubbing your balls, take full advantage of it.
Exactly. If a chick is rubbing your balls, it's not completely for your pleasure.

luv
04-26-2007, 11:51 PM
would to feel nice to come from a hard day at work and have your breasts massaged? Just have them gently kneeded like rye dough ready for the oven.
Yes, it would. It would also lead to something else.

Rausch
04-26-2007, 11:52 PM
Yes, it would. It would also lead to something else.

Likely cooking in the morning.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertalized?...

blueballs
04-26-2007, 11:52 PM
Yes, it would. It would also lead to something else.

and that would be so wrong?

luv
04-26-2007, 11:53 PM
Likely cooking in the morning.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertalized?...
Over-easy.

luv
04-26-2007, 11:53 PM
and that would be so wrong?
No.

Rausch
04-26-2007, 11:54 PM
and that would be so wrong?

Only for you.

Odds are your dimensions and measurements would be on CP in less than an hour after the act.

Rausch
04-26-2007, 11:54 PM
Over-easy.

Good answer...

blueballs
04-26-2007, 11:55 PM
Raush could really use a good ball massage
talk to your woman
women like to please

Phobia
04-27-2007, 12:39 AM
If a ball massage always led to sex, I'd be humping morning noon and night.

SPchief
04-27-2007, 12:40 AM
If a ball massage always led to sex, I'd be humping morning noon and night.


You rubbing your balls doesn't count.

Phobia
04-27-2007, 12:41 AM
You rubbing your balls doesn't count.

Oh. What about scratching them?

Reaper16
04-27-2007, 12:45 AM
Step the **** off, quit speaking for most the hungry men, and turn it back to the Home and Garden channel Ferdinand.

Grab it like a microphone, throw it down like Christmas candies going stale, and beg for it like new shoes could fall from the sky every time you tonsil-tickle...
ROFL
When opportunity meets inspiration we get gems like this. ROFL

SPchief
04-27-2007, 12:48 AM
Oh. What about scratching them?


If you get humped everytime you scratch your balls, more power to ya.

It must be the big head.

Demonpenz
04-27-2007, 12:48 AM
man....all i can think about is a girl grabbing my penis like a microphone and screaming "I WANNA ROCK!"

Phobia
04-27-2007, 12:50 AM
If you get humped everytime you scratch your balls, more power to ya.

It must be the big head.

I'm just questioning the theory. It doesn't quite work that way around my house.

88TG88
04-27-2007, 01:04 AM
Give him a ball massage. It doesn't even have to lead to sex. When he comes home from a hard day at work. Just gives his balls a 2-5 minute foundling. Just roll them between your fingers. That's all we ask.

A happy man gets his balls massaged.


Thank you
Dude, you need to start playing video games or something. It might give u Something besides CBT to talk about.

SPchief
04-27-2007, 01:10 AM
I'm just questioning the theory. It doesn't quite work that way around my house.



ahhhh, I misread your first reply.

BWillie
04-27-2007, 01:14 AM
I don't think thats a fair assessment of how to please your man. Ladies, it's easy to please your man. Just follow 3 simple rules and you can't mess it up. You see all of these magazines about 100 ways to please your man in Cosmopolitan and it was written by some woman. There isn't 100 ways, that list is 3 things long.

1. Feed me, 2. F*** me, 3. Shut the hell up

End of story

BigMeatballDave
04-27-2007, 02:21 AM
Just rub it out and be done already.
ROFL

scott free
04-27-2007, 04:14 AM
Step the **** off, quit speaking for most the hungry men, and turn it back to the Home and Garden channel Ferdinand.

Grab it like a microphone, throw it down like Christmas candies going stale, and beg for it like new shoes could fall from the sky every time you tonsil-tickle...

:LOL: :clap: :LOL: :clap:

I'm next in line to heap praise on this post, one for the books Rausch.

StcChief
04-27-2007, 05:30 AM
If you start your own spa, will ball massaging be on the menu?

I know it may be kind of odd to massage someone's balls, but if it's a girl, it would be ok. And they won't have to see the balls, they just have to massage them. Or could that be optional?

Yeah. call it the half - a - happy ending massage.

My suggest that to the MC massage therapist ROFL

blueballs
04-27-2007, 03:32 PM
rubbing and a massage
are not the same thing
you poor bastards

Rain Man
04-27-2007, 04:05 PM
I bought an automated one once, but it didn't work well at all.

http://www.tabletools.com/ttools/images/std_img/72004.jpg

Calcountry
04-27-2007, 04:49 PM
There's no way that doesn't lead to sex of some kind.That depends on whether or not your first name is Bill and your last name is Clinton.

scott free
04-27-2007, 05:11 PM
rubbing and a massage
are not the same thing
you poor bastards

Oh take a deep breath blue, i cant speak for all...but i for one am glad your back.

blueballs
05-11-2007, 05:13 PM
I promise I will not fart
but if I do
take it as a job well done

blueballs
07-22-2007, 09:44 AM
Ladies don't be afraid
here have some practice

http://www.blueballs.ch/

milkman
07-22-2007, 09:53 AM
I wonder how GoChiefs voted?

blueballs
07-22-2007, 09:55 AM
For Gochiefs I should have added the
chocolate lab and peanut butter option

Baby Lee
07-22-2007, 10:00 AM
I promise I will not fart
but if I do
take it as a job well done
ROFL ROFL

BB: Feerrrddd!!!!

BB's Girl: Why you're welcome.

The Red Sea
07-22-2007, 11:28 AM
Give him a ball massage. It doesn't even have to lead to sex. When he comes home from a hard day at work. Just gives his balls a 2-5 minute foundling.


I must be a hornier guy than most I suppose.
If my wife so much as accidentaly brushes her hand in any way barely even touching the front of my pants...it will eventually that day lead to sex!

blueballs
08-30-2007, 01:35 AM
and scratch the taint

blueballs
12-19-2007, 01:03 AM
spank them ever so gently