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Demonpenz
04-27-2007, 12:12 AM
Well like shit hasn't gone shitty enough for me lately. My account got all messed up online where I couldn't see it anymore. SO when I called their 800 number and yammered on forever trying to fix it they refered me to a branch claims office. Yippie. Not a huge deal though. So i try to go out tonight and now my atm card was locked out. Called the 800 line back and they were like "did you forget your PIN number?" Because you are locked out you must have tried 3 times. I was like well is it (bla bla bla) they were like I dunno we can't see your pin from here. Well dipshit thanks I don't know if i forgot it if you don't even know what the **** it is. I looked it up and I was typing in correctly they must have f'ed it to hell when they were busy making sure to F up my online account. It's pretty hard to go to work and try to be friendly when when you are not working other people can't even make a chicken sandwhich correctly or give me my money that I just deposited. Or open up another regester when there are 10 people in line, or rain on me when I am at a royals game, or get an out if you are a royals pitcher, or get a hit if you are a royals hitter, or not draft a tub of goo like ryan sims, or tackle someone if you are greg wesley, or block fujita.

Ok rant over. Now i have to get up in 5 hours and I will be too tired to even express the anger I have when i wake my ass up to go back to the bank tomorrow.

SPchief
04-27-2007, 12:15 AM
Classic Demon

stlchiefs
04-27-2007, 12:16 AM
Sounds like you need a nice weekend Demon. Hope things turn around for you, it may help to stop dwelling on the chitty past and start new. Good luck man.

Demonpenz
04-27-2007, 12:24 AM
I don't feel bad right now, because after awhile I have this meter in my head that goes. from Happy, Fair, Pissed, Angry, too where's my slingshot. Sometimes i get so pissed it goes behind slingshot and by passes happy too fair. I try so hard to go the extra step to make sure people get treated with questions only to have the rest of the world **** up every single thing I try to do, and not just **** it up, **** it up with the attitude like well scrape the cheese off your chicken sandwhich you want be able to taste the difference. I am not that pissed because I am starting to think I got my numbers transposed when i was typing the numbers in because right before that the genious on the phone made me enter my account number and pin on my computer good even or twelve times. So just as the phrase Mass Suicide becomes funnier and funnier everytime you say it. I might have messed up the numbers. On top of that they sent me a bank card that has a flower on it. How am I going to raise hell when i throw them an atm card that looks like a dueche commercial.

Phobia
04-27-2007, 12:31 AM
I remember when kcnut was having tough time recently and start a thread like this but he think he have a rough life than other people and he want thing to go better for him so maybe you can PM him and he make you feel better okay?

shrek6849
04-27-2007, 12:36 AM
I've only had the best experiences with US Bank.

Phobia
04-27-2007, 12:38 AM
I've only had the best experiences with US Bank.

You're fired from this rant thread. Please do not click in it again.

Demonpenz
04-27-2007, 12:41 AM
I posted it as more tounge and cheek. Ususally tough times for me are from lazyness or lack of preperation. Like when i was trying to untangle a knot that my fishing rod got into, instead of walking to the other side to untangle it i got frustrated and yanked it and cracked my window. Good job!

Demonpenz
04-27-2007, 12:42 AM
I've only had the best experiences with US Bank.

You have a sexy voice, especially when you ask me to press 2 for spanish. OHHHH me gusta!

Phobia
04-27-2007, 12:44 AM
I have starlings trying to raise a family in my attic so I grabbed a daisy and gilly suit and stationed myself near their favorite entrace. I plugged plenty of bb's into my siding and ruffled a few feathers but none of those dirty birds fell from the sky.

Tonight I'm putting out a bowl of antifreeze.

luv
04-27-2007, 12:47 AM
You have a sexy voice, especially when you ask me to press 2 for spanish. OHHHH me gusta!
Okay, this made me laugh out loud...literally.

listopencil
04-27-2007, 12:51 AM
I had experience for USBANK and they up charges that don't make sense when a little common decency could prevail if they would just look at the history of my account and I know it's true because they removed charges before it's a scam and those charges are imposed by the bank themselves so they are really just saying we are going to charge you this much when they don't credit your account with a deposit they deduct a withdrawal even when you deposit money first then withdraw later in the same day.


I have Bank Of America now.

Demonpenz
04-27-2007, 12:52 AM
I had bank of america awhile back but all the tellers didn't speak english well.

listopencil
04-27-2007, 12:54 AM
I had bank of america awhile back but all the tellers didn't speak english well.


I live in a tiny town in Northern California. They tend to not give good jobs to foreigners here, and bank teller is pretty good in these parts.

Demonpenz
04-27-2007, 12:57 AM
I live in a tiny town in Northern California. They tend to not give good jobs to foreigners here, and bank teller is pretty good in these parts.


Yeah I wouldn't mind seeing more snackcake sally's around here.

SPchief
04-27-2007, 12:59 AM
I know alot of people hate Commerce, but I've been with them for 7 years and have never had a problem.

luv
04-27-2007, 01:01 AM
Is Empire Bank local? I like 'em.

I had my car loan through usbank. Never had a problem with them, but I only went there once a month to make a car payment.

BWillie
04-27-2007, 01:08 AM
The only reason I have US BANK is so I don't get charged up the ass when I travel. There is a US BANK everywhere, so wherever I go I don't have to pay to get money out of my account. They've messed up twice in less than a year since they have been my bank. They one time deposited 2000 extra, then figured it out, then one time deposited my check in the wrong bank.

What really pisses me off is they make me fill out their deposit slip when I go in there. I don't know what to put in the shit and where, I make them do it, and boy do the tellers get pissed. Hey, I pay you to keep my money, and you get to go out and loan it to other people and make money off of it, the least you can do is fill out my freaking deposit slips.

SPchief
04-27-2007, 01:16 AM
What really pisses me off is they make me fill out their deposit slip when I go in there. I don't know what to put in the shit and where, I make them do it, and boy do the tellers get pissed. Hey, I pay you to keep my money, and you get to go out and loan it to other people and make money off of it, the least you can do is fill out my freaking deposit slips.



You're the idiot in this situation. If you don't fill out your own deposit slip, then why be mad if all of the money doesn't end up in your account?

BWillie
04-27-2007, 01:23 AM
You're the idiot in this situation. If you don't fill out your own deposit slip, then why be mad if all of the money doesn't end up in your account?

...which is exactly why I have them fill out the deposit slips because I'll mess it up. I'm not a bank teller they are. All they have to do is put in the amount for the check, my bank account #, and whatever else. Da dee da dee

SPchief
04-27-2007, 01:27 AM
...which is exactly why I have them fill out the deposit slips because I'll mess it up. I'm not a bank teller they are. All they have to do is put in the amount for the check, my bank account #, and whatever else. Da dee da dee


:spock:


When I make a deposit, I would much rather fill it out myself. Turn in the deposit slip, after the transaction, check the acct numbers and move on.

elvomito
04-27-2007, 02:07 AM
...which is exactly why I have them fill out the deposit slips because I'll mess it up. I'm not a bank teller they are. All they have to do is put in the amount for the check, my bank account #, and whatever else. Da dee da deeif yours is a checking account, there are pre-printed deposit slips in the back of your checkbook. that makes it waay easier.
once i went to get a cashiers check, and the teller gave it to me for free. thanks bebbeh