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Count Alex's Wins
04-27-2007, 08:43 PM
Seriously. We don't need to pay him this ridiculous money.

NATE ILAOA IS SET TO TAKE THE NFL BY STORM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

THE ULTIMATE PHATBACK IS HERE!!! WATCH IN AWE AS HE BOWLS OVER DEFENDERS! BE AMAZED AS HE ACCELERATES IN THE OPEN FIELD! GAZE IN WONDER AT HIS FABULOUS OPEN-FIELD MOVES!

And his receiving skills blow away LJ's.....YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, MAN-BEAST CENTAUR TEAM CANCER!

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shrek6849
04-27-2007, 08:45 PM
I'm just here looking for a follow up on what Brady Quinn's contract with the Raiders is going to look like?

KcMizzou
04-27-2007, 08:45 PM
WTF... he's neither white, nor nerdy.

kstater
04-27-2007, 08:46 PM
I'm just here looking for a follow up on what Brady Quinn's contract with the Raiders is going to look like?
LMAO

greg63
04-27-2007, 08:51 PM
OUT-FREAKING-RAGIOUS!!!!!






I doubt the Chiefs will acquire him.

Pitt Gorilla
04-27-2007, 08:53 PM
Wow, what were his combine numbers? With no O-Line, we need a guy who can make his own holes.

Count Alex's Wins
04-27-2007, 08:53 PM
Do you think there's a single middle linebacker in this league that can stop NATE ILAOA leaping over the pile at the goal line? It doesn't matter if they leap in the air to meet him. The sheer mass of NATE ILAOA's body will send them flying backwards.

I'm guessing NATE ILAOA would annihilate special teams players on kickoff returns, too. Heck, we should try using NATE ILAOA as THE kickoff returner. AND the punt returner. Those gunners will be like bowling pins to NATE ILAOA.

Easy 6
04-27-2007, 08:53 PM
Looks like Ironhead Heyward with better speed & cutback ability.

I wish they would have shown more of that Samoan war chant & dance, i love that chit.

He's no LJ though... :harumph:

Easy 6
04-27-2007, 08:54 PM
What are his size stats???

el borracho
04-27-2007, 08:54 PM
Sometimes it must be really great to be a Pacific Islander. It's gotta be fun to just run over people at will.

Count Alex's Wins
04-27-2007, 08:56 PM
Wow, what were his combine numbers? With no O-Line, we need a guy who can make his own holes.

SCREW COMBINE NUMBERS!!! Look at this guy's production on the field! As Herm always says, go back to the tape. I'm guessing there's a rich, untapped vein of talent among short hawaiian men with eating disorders.

Count Alex's Wins
04-27-2007, 08:56 PM
What are his size stats???

5-9, 245

But judging from the film, I'm guessing he's closer to 4-0, 450.

cdcox
04-27-2007, 08:58 PM
He has 4.77 speed. Those stutter steps he does won't work in the NFL.

Fish
04-27-2007, 08:59 PM
5-9, 245

But judging from the film, I'm guessing he's closer to 4-0, 450.

and the shit spewith over......

pikesome
04-27-2007, 08:59 PM
He's defiantly a thick boy, fairly nimble in the feet too. With hands and size like that I'd wonder how he do as a full back in front of LJ.

Count Alex's Wins
04-27-2007, 09:01 PM
He has 4.77 speed. Those stutter steps he does won't work in the NFL.

So he can outrun Tamba Hali to the corner...

Easy 6
04-27-2007, 09:01 PM
He has 4.77 speed.

ICKY...

We all know that 40 times arent everything, but thats not even close to acceptable.

the Talking Can
04-27-2007, 09:02 PM
he looks like Kawika...pass

Fish
04-27-2007, 09:03 PM
NFL LBs would eat him up....

Messier
04-27-2007, 09:03 PM
He has 4.77 speed. Those stutter steps he does won't work in the NFL.

He's running faster than that in that clip.

Pitt Gorilla
04-27-2007, 09:03 PM
ICKY...

We all know that 40 times arent everything, but thats not even close to acceptable.
What was Bettis' 40 time during the last half of his career?

JBucc
04-27-2007, 09:03 PM
He's like a giant Maurice Jones-Drew.

the Talking Can
04-27-2007, 09:05 PM
He's like a giant Maurice Jones-Drew.

or a tiny Andre The Giant

Pitt Gorilla
04-27-2007, 09:07 PM
Cue Spinal Tap Stonehenge bit.

Easy 6
04-27-2007, 09:07 PM
What was Bettis' 40 time during the last half of his career?

I see your point, but this guy is young & posting those #'s. He COULD be one of those guys who simply cant run unless somebodys chasing him ie; game speed.

If it were up to me, i'd say sure...lets have a look, but dont get your hopes too high.

el borracho
04-27-2007, 09:07 PM
or a tiny Andre The Giant
... or a life size Rosie O'Donnel...

Phobia
04-27-2007, 09:08 PM
Now, is this some premium content or what? I mean, do you know something we don't? Not that I would go posting it anywhere else or anything. I'm kinda banned from Warped pint anyway.

Count Alex's Wins
04-27-2007, 09:10 PM
Now, is this some premium content or what?

Actually, he's 1/5th of my column this evening. It is, however, Premium.

And yes, I did compare him to a giant Maurice-Jones Drew. Stop posting Premium content on Chiefsplanet, JBucc!!!!!!! :cuss:

the Talking Can
04-27-2007, 09:11 PM
... or a life size Rosie O'Donnel...

or Siavii's mini-me

SNR
04-27-2007, 09:11 PM
I won't believe you for a second until I see Warpaint talk this guy up :harumph:

Count Alex's Wins
04-27-2007, 09:12 PM
I won't believe you for a second until I see Warpaint talk this guy up :harumph:

See above. Are you a Premium member? ROFL

pikesome
04-27-2007, 09:14 PM
See above. Are you a Premium member? ROFL

Why are you asking about people's members? :hmmm:

Count Alex's Wins
04-27-2007, 09:15 PM
That's quite a reach, pikesome.

Now, unzip your fly.

Pitt Gorilla
04-27-2007, 09:18 PM
Mike Anderson ran a 4.7 40.

Phobia
04-27-2007, 09:18 PM
I'm actually wearing a Warpaint shirt right now. Seriously.

Count Alex's Wins
04-27-2007, 09:19 PM
Mike Anderson ran a 4.7 40.

Oh no. Denver is going to draft NATE ILAOA. We're doooooooomed!

Count Alex's Wins
04-27-2007, 09:19 PM
I'm actually wearing a Warpaint shirt right now. Seriously.

Those are valued at $500 on the open market.

pikesome
04-27-2007, 09:21 PM
That's quite a reach, pikesome.

Now, unzip your fly.

It's late, a Friday night and till the draft actually happens there isn't much to do. GoChiefs gay jokes are a staple around here, you know that.

cdcox
04-27-2007, 09:22 PM
Mike Anderson ran a 4.7 40.

Maurice Clarett ran a 4.66

SNR
04-27-2007, 09:22 PM
See above. Are you a Premium member? ROFLIs the "Premium member" package the one where I read all the stuff on the Planet for free?

I'm that one.

KcMizzou
04-27-2007, 09:23 PM
It's late, a Friday night and till the draft actually happens there isn't much to do. GoChiefs gay jokes are a staple around here, you know that.Can't blame the guy for returning the favor... so to speak. Ahem. :D

chiefsfan1963
04-27-2007, 09:23 PM
you pay lj what he's worth. no more no less. if you want top tier rb that's what you pay. It's not outrageous and it's not ridiculous. If you don't like it get the f**k out of the NFL. We are fortunate to even have a rb of his caliber playing for us. hello is anybody in there?

Phobia
04-27-2007, 09:24 PM
Those are valued at $500 on the open market.
Speaking of, I think my last check must have gotten lost in the mail again. The USPS really, really hates Nick Athan.

KcMizzou
04-27-2007, 09:25 PM
you pay lj what he's worth. no more no less. if you want top tier rb that's what you pay. It's not outrageous and it's not ridiculous. If you don't like it get the f**k out of the NFL. We are fortunate to even have a rb of his caliber playing for us. hello is anybody in there?Just a hunch... but I doubt Gochiefs is serious about this.

SNR
04-27-2007, 09:26 PM
you pay lj what he's worth. no more no less. if you want top tier rb that's what you pay. It's not outrageous and it's not ridiculous. If you don't like it get the f**k out of the NFL. We are fortunate to even have a rb of his caliber playing for us. hello is anybody in there?Using that logic, we would blow our entire salary cap on Rich Scanlon.

Luckily Rich Scanlon has no need for money. He just threatens people until he gets what he wants.

cdcox
04-27-2007, 09:26 PM
you pay lj what he's worth. no more no less. if you want top tier rb that's what you pay. It's not outrageous and it's not ridiculous. If you don't like it get the f**k out of the NFL. We are fortunate to even have a rb of his caliber playing for us. hello is anybody in there?

This deserves its own thread.

chagrin
04-27-2007, 09:27 PM
Congratulations GC, you have officially ruined the fun of the NFL draft experience.
We've already gone this route with Bam, we drafted Frank Moreau and Fuamatu- Ma' al fala (whatever) proved that the kind of back you're talking about is useless in today's NFL.

So again, would you please stop speculating nonsensical situations man. If I remember correctly, a few months ago you were really posting good stuff, WTF!

Count Alex's Wins
04-27-2007, 09:27 PM
Is the "Premium member" package the one where I read all the stuff on the Planet for free?

I'm that one.

No. Only Warpaint Premium members receive three exclusive C.E. Wendler columns each week. The rest of the world only gets to read 2/3rds of my greatness. I've changed people's opinions on Larry Johnson this week. No joke.

SNR
04-27-2007, 09:29 PM
No. Only Warpaint Premium members receive three exclusive C.E. Wendler columns each week. The rest of the world only gets to read 2/3rds of my greatness. I've changed people's opinions on Larry Johnson this week. No joke.I'd be impressed if you changed Carl's opinion on Larry Johnson. Anything else... meh

Fish
04-27-2007, 09:30 PM
Using that logic, we would blow our entire salary cap on Rich Scanlon.

Luckily Rich Scanlon has no need for money. He just threatens people until he gets what he wants.

Scanlon does not need money.... he mints his own coins out of raw materials.... with his asscheeks....

pikesome
04-27-2007, 09:32 PM
Scanlon does not need money.... he mints his own coins out of raw materials.... with his asscheeks....

This reminds me of a comedian's bit about a gay Mr. T. I don't remember the comedian though.

Kerberos
04-27-2007, 09:34 PM
That is ONE NAPPY HEADED HO-WHY-IN

KcMizzou
04-27-2007, 09:40 PM
This reminds me of a comedian's bit about a gay Mr. T. I don't remember the comedian though.Eddie Murphy : Delerious?


"You make me get get mad I clench up
my buttcheeks and rip your dick off!

Back when Eddie was still funny.

chiefsfan1963
04-27-2007, 09:41 PM
Using that logic, we would blow our entire salary cap on Rich Scanlon.

Luckily Rich Scanlon has no need for money. He just threatens people until he gets what he wants.


Hello McFly!!!!!!!!!! Give me a freakin break!! LJ is a superior RB an dhe will be paid market rate for a TOp Tier RB no doubt about it. If you want RBBC back, then get rid of lj and have at it. No f**kin thank you for this fan. I would like some freakin pro bowl players on O, not get by with duds.

We dropped from a TOp 3 best O in the NFL the last 5 years to middle of the pack, and the rate we are going it looks like we'll drop far below top 20 this year. I can hear it now "Grbac, no Bono is in the pocket he hands it off to Joe Dufus" Folks it the 4th quarter and the Chiefs are threatening to go into double digits for the 2nd time this year!" Hip Hip Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!

chiefsfan1963
04-27-2007, 09:41 PM
Using that logic, we would blow our entire salary cap on Rich Scanlon.

Luckily Rich Scanlon has no need for money. He just threatens people until he gets what he wants.


Hello McFly!!!!!!!!!! Give me a freakin break!! LJ is a superior RB and he will be paid market rate for a TOp Tier RB no doubt about it. If you want RBBC back, then get rid of lj and have at it. No f**kin thank you for this fan. I would like some freakin pro bowl players on O, not get by with duds.

We dropped from a TOp 3 best O in the NFL the last 5 years to middle of the pack, and the rate we are going it looks like we'll drop far below top 20 this year. I can hear it now "Grbac, no Bono is in the pocket he hands it off to Joe Dufus" Folks it the 4th quarter and the Chiefs are threatening to go into double digits for the 2nd time this year!" Hip Hip Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phobia
04-27-2007, 09:48 PM
I would like some freakin pro bowl players on O, not get by with duds.

I'll bet you've enjoyed your Chiefs football this millennium, huh?

I don't care how many Chiefs play in Hawaii so long as they play as a team in February.

Smed1065
04-27-2007, 09:56 PM
CP in disguise I bet!

|Zach|
04-27-2007, 09:56 PM
Hello McFly!!!!!!!!!! Give me a freakin break!! LJ is a superior RB and he will be paid market rate for a TOp Tier RB no doubt about it. If you want RBBC back, then get rid of lj and have at it. No f**kin thank you for this fan. I would like some freakin pro bowl players on O, not get by with duds.

We dropped from a TOp 3 best O in the NFL the last 5 years to middle of the pack, and the rate we are going it looks like we'll drop far below top 20 this year. I can hear it now "Grbac, no Bono is in the pocket he hands it off to Joe Dufus" Folks it the 4th quarter and the Chiefs are threatening to go into double digits for the 2nd time this year!" Hip Hip Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did being a top offense in the league get us?

If you are about to answer a playoff win then you are wrong.

Simply Red
04-27-2007, 09:56 PM
pull up Rainbows schedule from last year.

Direckshun
04-27-2007, 09:57 PM
Dante Hall towers over that dude.

pikesome
04-27-2007, 10:14 PM
Dante Hall towers over that dude.

He looks like he ate Dante with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

El Jefe
04-27-2007, 10:35 PM
Yeah I watched this guy in the senior Bowl, he is like Jerome Bettis he is a big bowling ball. He does have good hands for a big fella.

LiL stumppy
04-27-2007, 10:40 PM
Do you think there's a single middle linebacker in this league that can stop NATE ILAOA leaping over the pile at the goal line? It doesn't matter if they leap in the air to meet him. The sheer mass of NATE ILAOA's body will send them flying backwards.

I'm guessing NATE ILAOA would annihilate special teams players on kickoff returns, too. Heck, we should try using NATE ILAOA as THE kickoff returner. AND the punt returner. Those gunners will be like bowling pins to NATE ILAOA.

I am sure there are a couple MLB that have more mass than he does.

Valiant
04-27-2007, 10:41 PM
Only thing that was amazing about the video was the team tribal dance...

He will get obliterated at the NFL lvl as a HB.. Maybe a goalline or 3rd down back/fullback...

Count Alex's Wins
04-27-2007, 10:55 PM
Congratulations GC, you have officially ruined the fun of the NFL draft experience.


Stop being a drama queen.

Count Alex's Wins
04-27-2007, 11:01 PM
Premium members only!!!

http://chiefs.scout.com/2/639438.html

boogblaster
04-27-2007, 11:04 PM
4th a goal-line backs are every where..we need Olinemen..period..............................................

Easy 6
04-27-2007, 11:08 PM
4th a goal-line backs are every where..we need Olinemen..period..............................................

& WR's & DT's.

Some would say CB's, but IMO we can do with whats here for 07... maybe bring a cheap but crafty vet or 2 to camp

Pestilence
04-27-2007, 11:18 PM
Wasn't he on Dog the Bounty Hunter last week?

Go with Christ bra!

Thig Lyfe
04-28-2007, 12:47 AM
Actually, all hilarity aside, he looks like a pretty dynamic player. I'm assuming that his 40 time has him at a lower draft position. Where's he supposed to be going at, because depending on the answer I'd be willing to take a flier on him.

chop
04-29-2007, 04:31 PM
The eagles took him with a 7th. The guy on NFL network said he thought he was a sleeper. He said that this guy was a productive WR until he ate himself out of the position.

Count Alex's Wins
04-29-2007, 04:38 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

unothadeal
04-29-2007, 04:40 PM
He would have been better than Michael Allan

Simply Red
04-30-2007, 02:23 PM
so who took this fatass? Anybody?

Simply Red
04-30-2007, 02:29 PM
I see now. Nevermind. Eagles.

tooge
04-30-2007, 02:53 PM
5-9, 245

But judging from the film, I'm guessing he's closer to 4-0, 450.

does that 5'9 include the Fro? If not, he is technically 6'1''

Dave Lane
04-30-2007, 03:01 PM
He'd have been fun to draft gotta root for a guy like that!

Dave