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Direckshun
04-28-2007, 05:09 AM
Just said it on Sportscenter. He "heard that [Randy Moss] recently ran a 4.28 40."

Insert punchline now.

Miles
04-28-2007, 05:18 AM
What is the punchline? The number may be slightly exaggerated but it wouldn't surprise me if he still has his speed.

Braincase
04-28-2007, 07:35 AM
...while running from local drug enforcement agents.

Simplex3
04-28-2007, 07:56 AM
...in his car while running over the lady who gave him a parking ticket.

HolmeZz
04-28-2007, 09:34 AM
Why was Moss recently running a 40?

Braincase
04-28-2007, 09:37 AM
Actually, he chugged a 40 that originated in the 428 area code.

Smed1065
04-28-2007, 09:50 AM
Actually, he chugged a 40 that originated in the 420 area code.


:)

RP_McMurphy
04-28-2007, 10:05 AM
Was that 4.28 seconds or 4.28 weeks?

Delano
04-28-2007, 10:21 AM
Keyshawn also said "(J. Russell) is going to take (the Raiders) into the next millenium." God he is going to kill me today.

stlchiefs
04-28-2007, 10:28 AM
No that was a 4-20. Moss was getting high.

Demonpenz
04-28-2007, 10:32 AM
Moss will be in the hall of fame, but you have to wonder how great he could have been if he had the effort

cdcox
04-28-2007, 11:00 AM
Why was Moss recently running a 40?

Randy Moss trade.

Some team wanted to know if Randy Moss still has his speed.

Randy Moss.

Rain Man
04-28-2007, 11:33 AM
Randy Moss trade.

Some team wanted to know if Randy Moss still has his speed.

Randy Moss.

Yeah, but the part that doesn't make sense is that he would actually be trying.

StcChief
04-28-2007, 11:40 AM
40 oz Schlitz Malt Liquor "The Bull" in 4.28 seconds.